Name: Kathleen Madigan - w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand
Uploaded: 2026-02-09T02:01:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kathleen Madigan - w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kathleen Madigan - w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand' from We Might Be Drunk Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-09. Transcript available.

Kathleen Madigan - w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand

hey we're back we got kathleen madigan here this has been the work for a while
yeah i know we keep
uh kind of missing each other like i'm pumped you're here yeah yeah yeah i like
this um this
is a fun vibe hey thank you i think you're one of the first people to bring booze
oh my she bought
us another bottle a gift whoa richard jefferson mba player but he got fucking
hammered on lagavulin
he bought some scotch who else came burt kreischer brought shitty vodka oh stan
hope stan hope brought
trader joe's wine that was pretty cool oh yeah that was fun that was a nice
touch is this like a special
jack daniels yes yes it's a special one from nashville whoa we gotta try some
of this yeah i'll have a swig
you bought two one for you we'll keep in the studio we'll drink them i wish you
were my mom look at that
each kid you're always that mac can we get some glasses oh no should we drink
it neater on the
rocks what do you think i like a little cubage a cube yeah i'm a cube person
too but i don't know
if it's a bad day i don't want the ice cube i just want to feel it yes yes are
you a whiskey drinker
occasionally if things are well i love jamo okay like a shot i don't really
want to drink it all
night or anything like that a shot it's sponsored by mclaren which seems a
little uh elitist inappropriate
no just like it's a car company let's get drunk and drive have you ever been
into mclaren no i know
a guy who had one he drove me around to one it's amazing really i wouldn't know
it if i saw it oh you
see pull up a mclaren and they're wild you feel so you can be going 40 and you
feel the breeze in
your face wow i just watched f1 that's a fun with brad pitt oh yeah but it's
two hours and 40 minutes
is it that long yes boy it flew by two hours that's true okay it was fun yes
they used to
when i lived in l.a they would park those in beverly hills and on rodeo drive
yes yes to like get
people to come over and then go in the store but it was like click bait for
rich people totally totally
yeah they go look at that but i mean i went over and looked at it and i don't
even care about cars
but it was like what's that yeah 422 000 oh my god 220 420. and it's not
practical like you can fit
nothing in there well isn't it one of those things too you kind of got to know
how to drive it
yeah yeah like are you just gonna die well also also they have this special
technology i think
look this up if it flips oh look up the technology for mclaren flips i think it's
supposed to be like
insane there you go because they're crazy safe well that doesn't look good oh
my god it's horrible
maybe i'm an idiot uh i'm like now they're safe first picture that comes up
there's a baby's head cut
in half jesus yeah those people are definitely dead cheers by the way hey
cheers my 420 sweet water mazel tov
uh oh my god that's like smooth as hell geez this is a problem yeah that's the
problem too easy
it's a problem in a bottle i could drive a mclaren after this that's good stuff
can i video it from my
youtube i just want to make the money i think a dui is a good thing for a comic
to get and like go public
with because it's it's you didn't like diddle a kid like it's a good problem
for your publicity
you know what i'm saying maybe john reep does have a dui though
yeah i don't even know about all that well yeah no but what is what is the deal
with uh
why is it good it's not good i'm not saying it's good i'm saying like if you're
gonna get in trouble
for as a comedian a dui is kind of a funny crime as long as you didn't do it as
long as you didn't
hit anything oh that's a good point other people i didn't think about that well
i mean i think he's
saying in comparison to child molestation or most things aren't like breaking
and entering like yeah
yeah it is better than hitting a woman yeah just go to my fantasy football
league and look at my team
i'll tell you things we're not good yeah you shouldn't have done right rice you
don't leave
the scene in the exit yeah i mean there's yeah even metcalf really you punched
a fan that was crazy
i do not care you shouldn't be over there talking to them for god's sake you're
the football stay over
here you don't need to hit two games two games and now they're hurting they're
losing yeah we're done
what's he looking at a huge contract right before this metcalf he was their
star player
yeah how long is he suspended it's a hair flick hold on oh that's not good he
tried yeah that's a
punch well apparently then he said he said the n-word which was a lie never
that guy didn't see it
apparently the guy called his wife gi jane right before
but he's getting old anyway see i don't know how old he is but i but he's still
a stud
but they're out of the playoffs anyway now damn right it's all are you titans
fan
no i go to the titans game a lot because all my friends are down there there's
a moonshine tent
there's a jack daniels tent and that's right before you get in in in so you're
already having fun like
yeah but we go to see the other teams that come to town so like i'm a chief's
person because i'm from
missouri like by proxy i'm not i'm a bandwagon i'm really lame and if they go
to kansas i'm out my
fanship is up for sale like the third time in my life i was a cardinal fan i
was a rams fan
and boom now the chiefs are going to go to kansas i don't know that i can cross
that state line
i was raised to hate kansas really yes but i don't even know why it's got
something to do with
the civil war and i don't know and then it turned into basketball and i don't
even watch college
basketball really so i'm like yeah i don't know but i know they're better than
us as a rule okay
so we're kind of jealous i guess well the lines are so murky because if you say
you're from pittsburgh
you don't have an nba team but you can't root for the sixers that's philly you
can't so what do you
do i guess you go to new york city too it divides in the middle of the city yes
right so you think
you're in missouri but ah you just went to kansas right mail yeah it's it's
like the vagina in the
butthole sometimes you slip in right and they're leaving us with 150 million
dollar cleanup of
arrowhead they're not paying for that oh wow you gotta demolish it and clean it
up and take your trash
out well that's not crazy when that happened like buffalo just built that new
stadium and it's like
you guys have like a really bad homeless problem they're like nah we'll work on
the stadium all the
money just put it in the stadium the titans are getting a new one somebody had
a great meme they
put up can we leave the titans in the old stadium and get a new new team for
the new stadium that would
be so great if we had two teams we'll make the other one nfc yeah and put them
in a better better
division oh i mean i go but they're so bad and i everybody thinks i think it's
the owner i didn't
know who the problem was because when it's such a show you don't know is it the
coach is it the
players is but it's really narrowed down to it's her and i think that community
is as small as stand
up there's just not that many people involved in professional football once the
word is out amy's
cuckoo fucking nobody good is going you're going to get a young person who
needs an opportunity or an
old person on their way out but somebody's super talented it's not going to
bother with a crazy lady
they're just going to go no well there's only so many vacancies though that
maybe they will but
yeah you're right maybe at a certain point there's a breaking point it's like
do you want to deal with
jerry jones do you yeah grandpa's crazy and grandpa is in your face 24 so he's
arriving in a helicopter
practice yeah i can't i can't if you're the coach i can't do that he's got
great hair
well and he's like am i thinking the right guy jerry jones no his hair's
terrible i'm thinking of jimmy
dean i think you're thinking of the raiders guy you're thinking of jimmy uh the
other dallas guy
the old guy oh uh jones jimmy jones yeah sorry yeah he has good hair he has a
lot of hair okay my bad
so no nobody cares about that guy look at that man jimmy johnson jimmy johnson
yeah the old coach my
full head of white hair yeah he looks got a nice head you see jerry's hair how
about those teeth
jesus christ look at those veneers with the black face on that it's not the
first time he's been
around black face that's true sorry that civil rights photo of him no it's a
bad photo pull it up
it's a bad oh it got a lot of heat i mean the cowboys suck man it's crazy that
that's like the
they were america's team oh 30 years ago yeah that one just not a good one to
be in holy moly there's
a picture today on twitter of uh there's two old old and it's it's real there's
two old ladies they're
like 85 and they were the cheerleaders the last time the cowboys won super bowl
and then they have
the cheerleaders now that look like their great great granddaughter they're
like here's the last
time they will that's how i'm like yeah was that a holocaust survivor no that
was a cheerleader in the
90s jesus but if you're stuck with them you're stuck with them and the bad news
is i keep telling ron
because he's a cowboys fan i'm like dude there's his kid looks like him the
grandkids look it never
stops yeah there's more jerry joneses behind jerry jones and they all look they're
square-headed
white guys that all look the same it won't stop in your lifetime definitely not
ron's lifetime there
they are ron white look at that picture that is hilarious so funny and it's
true they were really
the original dallas cowboy cheerleaders that's adorable good for them yeah
looking good wow wait
so how many kids does he have shit i there's two boys the girls in charge of
that show that lady i know
he has two sons maybe three okay okay google that the one's always at his side
he's always in the boot
well two of them are that first week of football was insane i mean all those
games were crazy oh yeah
they're all pretty close damn charlotte's in charge of the cheerleaders as all
you would expect jerry to
do that this is like yellowstone right yeah right and they are enamored with
him like they don't
ever say when i watched that cheerleading show because i was just mesmerized
that people do this and
she all in low money okay so there's a son there's a son i don't know that guy
on the end
all right well it looks like a night at the sizzler how about this have you
heard of this
netflix show heated rivalry the gay hockey yeah i watched them it's horrible it's
all i know i was
watching like i was like yeah i don't think i'm homophobic and then like 10
minutes in i was like i think
i think i'm homophobic this is pretty rough well the writing so is so bad that
i've it making me hate
gays it's great in the lighting is bad yeah i was like clearly you didn't get a
gay set that designer
this is like tough to watch oh yeah my friend bob who is gay was like can i
watch this with my mom and
my nieces i'm like not unless the whole family's into gay porn yeah because if
they are it is bingo
yeah there's not even a story though i try to watch it i'm like okay everybody's
talking about it these
they were the like on fallon one of them went on fallon in the line to get in
that specific show was
like around the bottom they're mega stars and i'm like okay well i don't care
if there's some porn in
here but there's no story no story no they'll do head for like a minute and a
half and it's more likely
that this would happen in the wmba than hockey oh but there's no wmba version
of this that's a
spin-off we don't know that's the problem they gotta hide it yeah yeah yeah
that's true but i
first and second overall pick i don't think they're like the likelihood is
crazy i just think it's yeah
i think you get it's like a first overall pick maybe and like a 59th pick right
yeah it's not the top two
the odds are insane too coincidental yeah the odds are insane yeah but yeah
they should do a wmba
kind of soft core they should i don't mean i think it's hot when the 