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Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk - Ep 271

Hey everybody we're here. Solo. Solo ep. Nice. I like a solo ep. Yeah no
pressure no dead weight.
Fucking Burt, Corolla, Adam we get it. They're comedians. Nah I'm just kidding.
No it's good to sometimes we we have shit we want to go back and forth with and
we hold it
because you know you want to be a good host. Yes of course. But hey it's 28
degrees out which
feels it feels like Hawaiian Tropic. I know it's like feeling great. I know I
love it. I walked around
got some sun on my tits. I walked a couple miles the other day and it was
fucking freezing but you
throw some long johns on you're fine. I mean you kind of feel good after a
while. Yeah but that
prick Punxsutawney Phil he fucked us. Six more weeks of winter. Oh yeah. For
that damn groundhog that
fat furry cunt. You were talking about that Chevy Chase stock. Oh yeah. What do
you think? Well I
watch the Mel Brooks and then I watch the Chevy Chase. I'm gonna watch Mel
Brooks. I hear it's
amazing. Mel Brooks is great because he's so cute and likable and fun and then
Chevy's like
prick asshole gentile. It could be a more opposite. I was in a green room of a
comedy club and we were
trying to get the game on and it wouldn't go through. All we had was this shit
so we were
watching the Chevy Chase thing and I was like you're not even gonna try to be
likable. I know I know
but they showed two sides of him. His wife was like I don't know what you guys
are talking about. He's the
sweetest man. He when I was pregnant I was ill and he nursed me back to health
all
alone. He loves his daughters. So he's clearly got some issues. I'm not sure
how I feel
about all these docs coming out where like the person the doc is about is
involved in
the doc. Yeah it's like a PR thing. Yeah. Is that what it is? Well it's also
though but it's
also weird when it comes out just when they die and then you're like did he molest
that
personal? You know it's like it's it is weird when either way it's weird. It's
like
the Bill Maher point. He's like it's called Allen vs. Pharaoh. It's all Pharaoh.
We don't
hear Woody Allen's side. He was in the Epstein list. I said that about Epstein.
He died. We didn't
get to hear enough of his ideas. He was on the list? Yeah. Ah who is it on that?
There's more
people not or there's more people on the list than not on the list. Steve Tisch
and New York
Giants? Yeah. That was crazy. Did you see Luis Gomez is on the list? What? I
did see that. He's
actually on the list. And Dave Attell. And Dave Attell. What? Well they went to
a comedy
show and that was the lineup. That's hilarious. Yeah. So the worst part was he's
like. I heard
that Luis called him a real ass dude. Damn that's hilarious. Cheers. What do
you got? Vodka
soda? Gin and tonic? What is that? Tequila soda. What is it? Tequila soda. That's
nice.
That's good. Yeah man that's fucking. The Steve Tisch one is like the Giants
have had a rough
ten years. That's it. Yeah. It's also like did you see the the thing that he
wrote the email
was like he asked if prostitutes were pros or civilians. Whoa. And he's
claiming it's
adults but it's like do you know how many whores you're banging if you're
calling non-whores
civilians? You're just like oh you're a civilian okay. That's true. Did he do
it like a draft?
You know like I'm gonna pick her. Ah she's got experience. Let me get him right
out of college.
Right out of high school. He let Saquon go so he's not picking good whores.
Tight end? Okay.
But hey wow look at these files. My god.
Do you and Elon Musk do you see that one? Yeah he wasn't cool enough. They're
like this guy's a nerd.
But it's the funniest email because first off I think it was Christmas morning
which is when you have 13
kids and you're sending that email on Christmas morning. Yeah. But also he
wrote I want to go to
your wildest party. Whoa. Which dude if he didn't know how fucking funny would
that be walking into
that shit. Right. That's like a comedy. You show up and you're like oh fuck and
then a storm hits you
can't get out. You're just hanging out with kids. It looks just like his
Christmas morning.
That's true. Oh yeah. More gifts though. Yeah. Damn that's crazy. Yeah Elon
didn't get the invite
which hurt but I'm sure he's glad now. Exactly. You want to be you want to be
thought of. You want to be
thought of. Yeah. It's like a wedding. You want to be invited to the pedophile
island. You just don't
want to go. Exactly. Same with a freak off. I'd love to be invited to a freak
off. It would have been
nice. Yeah. I'd like to meet Leo and Jay-Z. That would have been the fun part.
Yeah. They're banging
kids. We're just like so tell me about passing on boogie nights. That must have
been crazy. Yeah.
Yeah. I was watching your I Got This Special the other night. Oh cool. It's
fantastic. Thanks man.
And your consent bit is kind of like this. Like sometimes I like to just get
consent. Well that is a big
part of it. Like I think that's a lot of people's ego right. Where like you
just you just want to know
the person would fuck you and then you're like I'm good. Completely. Especially
as you get older.
Oh yeah. Because you don't have to do the morning. You don't have to let her
down. You don't have to
finish in two seconds. There's only downsides mostly. I just think of the
afterwards part now. The older
you get you're like there might not be a round two. So true. Let me think about
is she going to be
cool to watch a movie. Is she going to be cool to like you know is it going to
be like arguing like
how about this one now now. Uh a movie. What you thought further ahead than I
did.
I'm like what is that a fire escape. How do I get out of here. Where's the exit.
What is that a wedding ring.
Fuck. Yikes. Yeah. But it's true. Maybe that's an age thing. The older you get
the more you think
about the future. Yeah. Because then when you're young you're like the present.
You're living in the
present. You just want to get laid. Yeah. True that. When you're older you're
like ah this is going to be a lot
of work. You just think you think through. You think like is this person a good
hang. I would
gladly fuck someone with a terrible personality back in the day. Totally. But
now you're just like
I have to be around this. I don't know. I know but you could. What am I kidding.
That's still fucking
awful person. I've seen your Rolodex. What are you talking about. What's
damaged goods. What's her name.
Cut that. Cut that. Oh my god. No you can keep it. It's funny. The best part of
that story is that
she hit me up and she was like you have to confront him about that. I was like
and I can't. He's like
one of my best friends. Can you tell the story. I don't think everyone knows
the story. Oh well it's a story
from a past step. It was a woman who was you know an interesting character.
Interesting character. I enjoy
her. She's fun. I like a character. I like a personality. Yeah. It's a
character. Yeah. All right. But she was
there was a lot of uh spunk and she got mad at Mark. He got that right.
And Mark uh she got real mad that we were making jokes about it on the podcast.
She claims my story
wasn't accurate. I think it was pretty on the money. I don't remember. I was
drunk when I told it but
uh you know and then she called me and she goes you need to confront Mark for
calling me damaged goods
and I was like nah I can't. He's one of my best friends and then she goes well
you have to you have
to say something maybe like hit him if he does it again. I was like no no no.
As I said he's one of my
best friends. And then she goes well if he does in the future at least tell him
not to. And I was
like I'll think about it. All right. Well this is kind of confronting. This is
a form of
confrontation. It's whatever. But I don't know you ma'am. I'm sure you're a
nice lady. Ma'am that'll
settle it down. M'lady. I don't know you old bag. Yeah. She's younger than me.
Civilian or a whore. I don't know what she is.
Civilian for sure. Okay civilian. Let's look that in the bud. I'm just joking
out of you. You seem like a nice lady. She's a
good person. And I have no idea of your past history or damage or goods. Yeah.
So just joking
around. I'm damaged goods. We all are. Good human. Yeah. I'm sure it'll work
out in the end.
Yeah. It's good. It's gonna be fun. We'll get her on. I always think of the I
love a woman who's got
like you know some femme fatale on her. Oh sure. I love I always think of Mitchum
in Out of the Past
where he's like you're like a you're like a leaf that flows from one gutter to
the next.
Wow. The gutter thing's not gonna help either. That's not gonna help. I started
the Mitchum
biography. Holy shit. Unreal. Really? I watched that. No it's a book. Oh okay.
He's from Bridgeport. It's
huge. He's from Bridgeport Connecticut. It's called Baby I Don't Care which is
awesome. It's from
Bridgeport Connecticut the roughest fucking part. You've been there. I mean
that's a rough part of
town. And I think Kevin Nealon's from there as well. Oh wow. Yeah. How about
that? New special by the
way. Great comedian. Check out Kevin Nealon's new YouTube special. Love Nealon.
But this book
Robert Mitchum like dude his dad died super young. Your ex is kneeling. All
right. All right.
That's her name. Okay. But he uh crazy fucking life story. But dude he his dad
died super young in this
mechanical accident whatever. And then he's like dealing with a mom dating drunks
and stuff. He
leaves home at 14 and becomes a boxcar hobo. Whoa. And he's like studying
people on the train. Like
that's how he learned to act. He's studying people and he's like picking up
mannerisms. He's getting
fucked up on the train at 14. Whoa. He's just popping into new cities. I mean
like his life's a
fucking movie. Wow. Hell yeah. I love that shit. He's just a cool motherfucker.
Wow. That's
unbelievable. That's so Americana romantic. Oh dude. I mean it was hell though.
He's like
we'd be freezing on the train. Sure. Smoking weed. Which weed back then I'm
sure you don't
know what the fuck you're getting. Devil's grass. Yeah. And smoking weed back
then it was like
doing heroin I think. Totally. It was a whole different world. Reefer Madness.
Oh my god.
I remember that horseshit. Jesus Christ. So they got to sleep with black men.
That was
the big symptoms. That was one of the symptoms of weed. Symptoms? Or whatever.
Side effects.
Side piece. So like I haven't seen any of these. You haven't seen Out of the
Past? I don't know.
That's a classic. Out of the Past is one of the best. Really? Okay. Kirk
Douglas is the
bad guy. That's a fucking great movie. Cape Fear is awesome. Oh the original.
Yeah. He's
in the new one too. What? Yeah. I didn't catch him. Yeah. He's a lawyer. He's a
lawyer.
Yeah. Friends of Eddie Coyle. I think I've seen that. Great book too. Fucking
amazing.
Wow. 73. Yeah. I've seen this. Night of the Hunter is a fucking 10 out of 10.
Yeah. He's
awesome in that shit. Okay. Yeah. He's good at playing a bad dude. Wow. Well
yeah. He had
a run. One good thing about the Epstein list is every comic we know has an Epstein
joke
and you're like ah seven years ago is this and then a new file comes out and
you're like
my joke's relevant again. That's how selfish comedians are. And it's a great
topic because
it's like relationship bits where like you know it's gonna people are gonna
connect with
it. Right. Yeah. I think everyone's aware of it. No one's pro pedo. Right. I
guess a few
people on that list but most people are not and no one's gonna admit it so you
laugh. You
pretend. Those guys probably laugh even like ah that's a good one. Yeah. They
left the hardest.
That email doesn't come out. And like Stephen Hawking I get to make fun of a
guy who's paralyzed
because he's a pedo. Yeah. And he's dead. And he's dead. It's a win-win.
Apparently he liked
the midgets. The midgets? That he was a midget guy. That's nice. I guess. As
long as they're
of age. Well I don't know. I don't know about that. I guess from behind you can't
really tell.
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