Name: Bob Saget: Quarantined version of: "We've Got To Be Kind To Each Other."
Uploaded: 2020-04-11T23:30:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bob Saget: Quarantined version of: "We've Got To Be Kind To Each Other."' from Bob Saget on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bob Saget: Quarantined version of: "We've Got To Be Kind To Each Other."' from Bob Saget on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-11. Transcript available.

Well, I thought I was done, but they wanted me to sing a song, and so I just
put this together.
Actually, I did it on my last special, and it's called We Gotta Be Kind to Each
Other, and it's a sing-along,
which I think is perfect for this, because I can't hear you, but just sing.
Sing at your phone, at your TV, at your computer, however you're watching this,
and I hope you're doing okay.
And this song's about kindness, and it's a sing-along, and here it goes.
I can't watch the news, yet every day I do.
I don't know what's really fake, but I know what love is, and hate's a mistake.
And I don't want to judge, because judging's kind of mean.
But we gotta be kind to each other, whether you're purple, pink, or green.
Like my penis. I shouldn't have said that, but you're over 13.
What happened was, it was Easter a couple years ago, and I was painting my wiener.
No, I was painting a couple eggs. That's not true. I had sex with a turtle.
I apologize, you're over 13. Here's the chorus.
We gotta be kind to each other. Go!
We gotta be kind to each other. I can't hear you.
We gotta be kind to each other. We gotta be kind to each other.
Our kids are hearing lies, and they all need the truth.
Everyone's a spy, even my post person came up with a face mask on, and had a
hole in it, and I could see their rotten tooth.
I don't know. It just had to rhyme somehow.
Women deserve equal pay for the same job as a man.
Well, we can all get back to work, right?
And if she brings a donkey in the room, I'll throw in an extra 10 grand.
Don't do that. That is a joke. We can't do that. Social distancing from a
donkey.
And not only that, but you don't want to be in a room with a donkey, because it
looks like a teenager's arm holding a grapefruit, and it will ruin your mojo.
Okay?
Alright.
We gotta be kind to each other. We gotta be kind to each other. That's right.
We gotta be kind to each other. We gotta be kind to each other.
If your mama is black and your papa is brown, if you're a middle-aged man in a
white wooden gown, if you're working in porn, it's a part-time fluffer.
If you live in the woods and your sister's your mother, I bet someone out there.
Alright. We gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta
be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta
be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be.
Kind to every single one of us.
Except those spring break kids who don't care about spreading anything and aren't
in isolation.
They're douchebags like no other. That's not an insult.
Cause douchebags have vinegar and water.
just be safe, be safe and I hope you stay well.
And I'm so sad and hurting for everybody that's, that's hurting from this and
has lost anybody.
And I'm hoping you all just take care of yourselves.
Cause we'll get back to normal.
Or some kind of new normal.
All I know is we got to, we got to, we got to, we got to be, gotta be kind to
each other.
We got to be kind to each other.
We got to be kind to each other.