Name: An early TV set on “Rodney Dangerfield’s Young Comedians Special.” (1984)
Uploaded: 2020-11-20T09:37:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'An early TV set on “Rodney Dangerfield’s Young Comedians Special.” (1984)' from Bob Saget on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'An early TV set on “Rodney Dangerfield’s Young Comedians Special.” (1984)' from Bob Saget on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-20. Transcript available.

here's a guy who's very funny but he's lonely he needs acceptance make him
happy won't you
bob saget how about it all right bobby here we are now thank you gosh you're a
wonderful audience
you really are i'm not just kissing up i'm really not i swear i'm i'm slobbering
all over you is
what i'm doing because i need you to like me real bad because i have no act and
i have no life and
i have no future i'm serious my mom is gumby my dad is pokey and i'm mr potato
head so i talk real
fast if you have any drugs take them now i'm serious hey i'm not funny but i am
quick that's
the problem i have with women too but it's good to be here it really is you're
a great crowd i'm not
just kissing up again it's the second time i've done i just want to take a jacuzzi
with you and
throw in a toaster i'm not kidding i've never been this happy but you're a
great crowd and i care about
all you individually i just want to have sex with you right now i'm serious but
i but i can't i'm
working right now but i'm a happy guy because i got married married my
girlfriend of seven years
that's her age i'm going to jail no i did i really am in love i told her
tonight i said
when i come home i want to make love to you badly and she said at least you don't
overestimate yourself
but i'm nuts over her she's this tall hey it's my dad's joke just
i'm sorry you laughed at that i've lost respect for you i really have
everybody needs friends you know i had it rough when i was a kid never got to
go to camp my mom felt like
i get embarrassed undressing in front of little boys but i've changed because i
kind of like it now
that's not true i'm no senator but
thank you very much i never got to sleep over my friend's house does anybody
get to do that
you slept over my friend's houses i never got to i said mom why not she said
bob you have no friends
and you have no life and i'm not your mother okay but i love my mom and you can
too for just twelve
i'm sorry that was easy let that go i'm sorry don't applaud that you're scum
buddy you really are
i live in california now which is nice but i'm actually frightened to death of
an earthquake
i'm really scared of it californians don't care it's like oh look the ground's
opening up
there goes my house there go my wife and kids it's miller time i'm scared there's
gonna be like a major
quake and i'll be getting a vasectomy at the time that's what i'm scared of you
know it was a 7.3 but
now it's a 4.1 but i won't do that damn it because i want to have a kid i
really do i'm but i'm right
now i'm in no position to have a kid because i'm standing up and i'm alone but
i want to have a kid
but we've been trying to have a kid well my wife's trying i just lay there
but i won't breastfeed damn it i won't do it men can breastfeed did you know
that i read that
okay i made it up no i read it i wrote it down and then i read it
i believe everything i read men can breastfeed but you have to actually take
cans of evaporated
milk to your chest you give the baby an opener you know i remember when i was
just a little baby
my mother was looking down and she said bob you've had enough and i said don't
act like you don't like
it you know i was young but i was a smart kid but there's so much there's so
much bad stimulus out
there for kids i was in a toy store recently there's this new doll out it's
half man half woman it's called
gee i don't know you've been real nice i had a good time thank you very much
bob saget huh all right very good very good bob very good baby