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I hope you found that educational.
That'll bring out a man I'm thrilled to have here.
As I mentioned, this comic is simply one of the best in the world.
We're thrilled to welcome Bill Burr.
How are you?
How are you?
I'm having this one over here.
What's up, man?
How are you?
I know, it's confusing.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
You would have dressed up more.
I know, look at him.
You got the pocket square, too?
You're killing me.
Oh, I don't even own this suit.
Well, looks like you do.
Looks tailor-made.
Some snazzy socks going on.
Thank you.
Oh, my legs.
It is great to have you here.
I'm a big fan of myself, and you've been doing comedy a long time.
Yes, I have.
Yeah.
I meant that in a good way.
How do you think Breaking Bad's going to end?
Oh.
You know what?
I have no idea, because whenever I do the show,
all they do is they just give me my little scene.
So I'm as big a fan as anybody,
so it was such a thrill when I finally kept bugging my agent,
trying to get on, and I finally got a little part on there.
It was like getting sucked into the TV.
And I remember when they had the clapper, you know,
before they go in the action thing.
I saw it said Breaking Bad, and I couldn't believe I was there.
And so I don't, I get little tidbits of information,
but I have no idea.
Right, but you're a smart guy.
So, uh...
Oh, he's pandering now, isn't he?
I know, you like that?
Yeah.
But you're brilliant.
You're a genius.
Is there any clues while you're on set?
Does Aaron Paul go home early any days?
That's what I'm asking.
You know, when the shoot in the last episode, you know?
Um...
Did you hear a director go,
all right, we're stabbing Skylar now?
Like, did you...
No, no, they keep it really, really under wraps.
I know what you know.
That's...
Really?
Yeah.
I don't even want...
I wouldn't want to know, either.
Yeah.
People are saying you're the next Louis C.K.
Not in a stylized sense, but in like...
Balding Redhead?
Yeah.
Other than that...
Other than that...
Louis C.K.
and Bill Burr.
Yeah, you gotta watch out for us Balding Redheads.
We're coming on.
I think that's pretty much where the...
That's where the comparison ends,
as far as I'm concerned,
because I am a huge fan of Louis,
and I learned from him.
Like, that guy is...
He's the generation or so in front of me.
He's also doing, like,
one of the greatest shows on TV,
writing, directing, acting in it,
and all that, so...
Yeah.
He's putting me to shame,
is what I'm saying.
You're on...
You're on one of the greatest shows
on TV right now.
I do stand-up and strip malls.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
And occasionally,
I get some acting work,
which is cool.
A lot of people know about that famous...
That when you took it out on Philly,
because they were a bad crowd.
Oh, yeah.
Your famous rant,
which you've since said you like Philadelphia,
and that wasn't the issue.
You were just giving...
People in Philly don't even remember.
Basically, if you haven't seen it,
I was doing a show
for the Opie and Anthony radio program,
and they had this show
called The Traveling Virus,
and we were doing these,
like, 10,000 seaters,
and we went to Philly,
and they're notorious for booing people,
and they booed the first guy offstage,
and I went on, like,
three hours after that,
so by the time I got up there,
it was a complete shit show.
And, I don't know.
They started booing,
and I snapped,
and decided I wasn't going to leave,
and I just attacked everything
that they loved.
Yeah.
And well.
And you know what?
They're so twisted,
they actually enjoyed it,
and then when I came back
to Philly,
they do it so much,
they don't even remember.
They were like,
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
I mean, I've seen them boo.
I saw them boo,
what was that?
Destiny's Child?
I saw them boo.
For what?
Because it was a bad management move.
They went,
they sang at the NBA Finals.
The 76ers were playing the Lakers,
so I still remember.
They all came out,
and they were wearing
these sexy, glitter,
like, NBA outfits,
and one had a glitter NBA one,
another had a glitter Philadelphia 76er one,
and then the other one
had a glitter Los Angeles Lakers one
for some stupid reason.
Oh.
So it was clearly,
they were like,
we don't have a dog in the fight,
we don't care,
we're whoring ourselves out
for the NBA.
So they start singing the song,
and this comic,
Keith Robinson,
who's from Philly,
calls me up,
he's like,
you watching this?
Because we knew it was coming.
I just remember
they ended the song,
however the ends,
you know,
bootylicious,
it ends,
and then they just go,
and the whole crowd just goes,
boo!
And for half a second,
you saw,
who's the Jay-Z's wife there?
She just goes like,
she just goes like that,
and they immediately went to commercial.
And I remember watching it,
I was like,
yeah,
I've been there,
I've been there.
No,
I was mad that they cut to commercial,
because I wanted to see
if she did what I did.
Like,
you know what,
you guys,
you're sort of crazy,
you're the only small gun advocate
I know.
You're like,
everyone's like,
knowing you shouldn't have guns,
some people are like,
everybody needs a gun.
You're like,
get a small gun,
only if the apocalypse happens.
Yeah,
you get like a 22,
it's perfect.
Which I think,
I think you feel like,
the day the power goes out,
you're gonna have to shoot
all your neighbors.
Yeah.
But I feel like you're,
I just want,
I just don't,
I don't want to like,
die hiding in the cabinets
in my kitchen.
You know what I mean?
I would like to take
somebody with me.
I'm not saying
that I'm gonna go
hunt somebody down,
right?
But like,
you know,
and you guys might look at this
like this is some crazy
gun nut American,
you know,
but I'm on to you guys
where there's something
going on up here.
I don't know what it is,
but like,
you know,
you lose a hockey game
and you like,
burn down your city.
Like,
a riot,
it seems so trivial,
but that's like,
yeah,
they always,
what is that thing
where they say a riot
is an expression of,
I'm too stupid
to remember.
I know you're not
nearly as happy
as Michael Moore
tried to make you out
in that movie.
Everybody's up here,
you know,
just having a good time
and leaving their doors unlocked.
Nobody ever gets smashed
over their head
with a bottle.
It was such,
oh no,
it just drove me nuts.
You guys play enough
hockey up here,
you get that violent
tendency out.
Oh yeah,
they make us try
to play hockey
and then based on this.
I'm a huge fan of hockey.
I love it.
And I love that
people don't get it
down in the States.
I love it.
I love it.
Why do they make,
why do they let him fight?
I can't see the puck.
It's like music
to my ears.
It's like,
good,
yeah,
get out of here.
Let's just get out of here.
Let me watch it in peace.
Do you remember
when they lit up the puck
for a few years on TV?
On Fox News,
yeah.
that was you guys.
Do you know,
no,
but the NHL,
no,
no,
wait a minute,
wait a minute,
wait a minute,
time out,
time out,
time out.
The NHL is you guys too,
so all the owners
had to agree with that
and you all had to be like,
we gotta,
we gotta like expand this thing.
We thought we'd funnel money
into Canada
and keep it here,
but you guys took it over
like you tend to do,
but,
well,
I'm not gonna apologize for that.
No, no,
no,
you're big on the,
yeah.
I mean,
that's just business,
dude,
you're acting like we came
and knocked you on the head.
You know what we're about.
I,
yeah,
we,
wait a minute.
Oh,
yeah.
Wait a second.
Fellow white person,
not native to this country,
how did you guys get this up here?
Did the Native Americans go,
oh,
well,
we like these white guys.
You can have all that land.
Jesus Christ.
No,
I get it.
Your shit smells like maple syrup up here.
Know what you're telling me?
All right.
Yeah,
I'll go with it.
We'll be back with more,
with Bill Burr.
Yeah.
The teams are coming back.
Yeah,
oh,
yeah.
Up next,
more with Bill Burr,
who raves about his love
for fantasy hockey teams.
I don't ever want to be that guy
in the bar
where the other team scores
and everybody's like,
ah,
and you're like,
oh,
he's on my fantasy team.
dude.
What are you doing?
Huell.
Hey,
quit screwing around.
We are here to do a job,
not channel Scrooge McDuck.
You hearing me?
I hear you.
Dude.
Ah,
screw it.
How,
how great is that?
How great was that,
like,
that scene was a lot of fun to do
when,
you know,
everything on that show
is so top shelf
and we were getting a lot of laughs
off camera
when we were doing it.
They were trying to do,
when we were laying on the money,
they said that they wanted
to kind of be
almost doing like a homage
to like a pillow talk
after sex,
except we were,
but it was more like
your love of money.
And so,
just the two of us
laying there.
Yeah,
that was great.
Yeah,
because did they let you go?
I didn't get Scrooge McDuck.
I didn't get it.
That sounds like a you reference.
No,
that was theirs
and I was sitting there going,
Scrooge McDuck?
I don't get that.
And then,
so I just delivered it
like I understood it
and then,
and then,
I did that a lot on that show.
Like,
when I had to talk about
like chemicals,
like benzene,
nitro benzene,
I just would stress it
like nitro benzene,
like I had any idea
what it was.
But it worked
because I was playing
a guy conning people
so it was kind of funny
that in real life
and in the character
I had no idea
what I was talking about.
But anyways,
the Scrooge McDuck
line,
like the next day
on Twitter,
I got like,
you know,
I got like all these emails,
Scrooge McDuck,
did you come up with that?
LOL,
that was hilarious.
I was like,
ugh,
I must have.
It sounds like a you,
it sounds like you
fooled them again.
I was too afraid
to say it on set two
that I don't get it
because I was like,
they're not going to
bring me back.
They don't think I'm stupid.
Okay.
Yeah, Scrooge McDuck,
that's a good line.
Okay.
So we want you to sound off
on some people quickly.
What's your opinion
on Miley Cyrus?
I don't really know
who she is.
That's good enough for me.
No, no, no,
I don't mean that
in a mean way.
I think,
but I obviously saw
like her with the pigtails
and sticking her tongue out.
I didn't think
the dance she did
was any more sexual
than anything else
that I saw
throughout the years
on that thing.
I think what creeped people out
was she was a child star,
right?
Yeah.
And all of a sudden
now you see her grown up
and it's just undeniable
at this point
that someone's banged her.
And I think that that,
really kind of
messed with people.
Like she knew how to move.
She's a woman now
and you know what?
You guys need to get over it.
All right?
It's her body.
I don't know.
Like back in the day,
if you thought somebody sucked,
you know,
you just told your friends.
You weren't able to like
contact them
and try to weird them out
while they're eating toast.
You know?
Yeah.
You know?
So,
no, no,
that was like a,
that was like right
when I thought I had built up
a tough enough skin on stage.
That was a new tough skin
that you had to,
to develop was when,
you know,
MySpace and all those things
came out
and you were like,
oh,
this is a great way
to connect with fans
thinking it was going to be all,
you know,
you know,
all nice stuff
and then all,
then the first time
it happens to you,
you're just not ready.
You get like 25 great things
and then that one
awful one
and you're just like,
ugh,
because there's always
a little bit of truth in it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With your big stupid head.
You know how many times
you say you know
and you're like,
I know,
I keep saying you know,
I suck.
It just starts messing with you
and then,
but then you start thinking
about that person
like,
well,
I bet they do something,
you know,
they probably do something bad.
Maybe they suck at driving
or something.
They have things to work on.
When you see someone
who hates you,
you ever go to their Twitter feed
and they just hated
everything they did that day?
They're like,
Bill Burr,
you suck.
No, but I will attack him.
I had one guy,
he said,
when are you coming to Dallas,
you f***ing ginger?
And then I clicked
on his picture
and he was overweight.
So I just wrote back,
I was there in April,
you tub of shit.
And he didn't write me back
and I felt good.
I felt good
knowing that I hurt him.
Like,
I'm really anti that whole
somebody gets offended
by a joke
and then you go
and apologize
because the second
you apologize,
then you make that person right
like you meant it maliciously.
If you're being malicious,
apologize.
But if you're not being malicious,
you should not apologize
on,
you know,
and I find that people
who get offended in crowds
are very selfish.
They're selfish.
They'll sit there for 40 minutes
and everything's funny
and then it comes
to their neck of the woods
and then all of a sudden
you're making statements.
You're not making jokes anymore.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you know who gets offended
by fat jokes?
Fat people.
Right?
You make fun of animals.
The PETA people get mad.
You make fun of gays.
The gay people will get mad.
Not saying alls,
but they do, right?
Yeah.
But like,
the PETA people
never stick up
for homophobia.
Right.
You know,
the Asian group
doesn't come at you
when you're,
whatever,
making fun of fatties,
you know?
Yeah.
So,
I mean,
and I'm sitting here,
they have like
kick a ginger day.
People are telling us
we're dying out.
I mean,
who's sticking up for me?
So,
you know,
go f*** yourselves.
All right,
fantasy hockey draft.
Who do I pick first?
I don't play fantasy.
I play,
I'll,
if you want to play
pickup hockey,
I'll do that,
but I don't ever want
to be that guy in the bar
where the other team scores
and everybody's like,
oh,
and you're like,
oh,
but he's on my fantasy team.
I have this team.
My biggest fantasy,
this would be the team.
It's just the worst thing.
I like to know
when the stats
because I used to collect
football cards
and stuff like that
when I was a kid
and I knew where
they went to school
and,
you know,
I like that aspect of it,
but I just couldn't go
over all my friends' house
and have a mock draft.
Like,
I stopped playing
Cowboys and Indians
when I was a kid.
Like,
you know,
once you're an adult,
you should either go out
and do it or,
you know.
Which,
yeah,
you actually play.
Watch somebody do it.
You play hockey though.
Pick up hockey,
but I only started in 2010.
I'm like upper horrible.
That's what I'm at.
But I play with a lot of guys
that are better than me,
so it's been a good thing.
I can skate pretty good,
but I equate my stick handling
to like texting while driving,
which is a lot of this.
So it gets,
puck gets taken away
from me real quick.
Thank you so much
for being here
and check out Bill Burr,
Bill Burr.com
and listen to his podcast.
Bill Burr,
ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.
Welcome back to Comedy of JFL 42.
The festival is moving along so fast
and one of the best
of the new generations
of comedians,
John Mulaney,
is in town.
He'll be joining us
on Thursday's show.
Yeah.
Yes.
Tomorrow,
our guests are opinionated
actress-comedian,
Janine Garoppolo,
the hilarious Andy Kindler
and Match Game panelists,
and Juice Pig,
or was he Corky?
Sean Cullen will be here.
Yes.
For Comedy of JFL 42,
I'm Graham Chittenden.
Good night.

Bill Burr - Just for Laughs 42 - Interview

I hope you found that educational.
That'll bring out a man I'm thrilled to have here.
As I mentioned, this comic is simply one of the best in the world.
We're thrilled to welcome Bill Burr.
How are you?
How are you?
I'm having this one over here.
What's up, man?
How are you?
I know, it's confusing.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
You would have dressed up more.
I know, look at him.
You got the pocket square, too?
You're killing me.
Oh, I don't even own this suit.
Well, looks like you do.
Looks tailor-made.
Some snazzy socks going on.
Thank you.
Oh, my legs.
It is great to have you here.
I'm a big fan of myself, and you've been doing comedy a long time.
Yes, I have.
Yeah.
I meant that in a good way.
How do you think Breaking Bad's going to end?
Oh.
You know what?
I have no idea, because whenever I do the show,
all they do is they just give me my little scene.
So I'm as big a fan as anybody,
so it was such a thrill when I finally kept bugging my agent,
trying to get on, and I finally got a little part on there.
It was like getting sucked into the TV.
And I remember when they had the clapper, you know,
before they go in the action thing.
I saw it said Breaking Bad, and I couldn't believe I was there.
And so I don't, I get little tidbits of information,
but I have no idea.
Right, but you're a smart guy.
So, uh...
Oh, he's pandering now, isn't he?
I know, you like that?
Yeah.
But you're brilliant.
You're a genius.
Is there any clues while you're on set?
Does Aaron Paul go home early any days?
That's what I'm asking.
You know, when the shoot in the last episode, you know?
Um...
Did you hear a director go,
all right, we're stabbing Skylar now?
Like, did you...
No, no, they keep it really, really under wraps.
I know what you know.
That's...
Really?
Yeah.
I don't even want...
I wouldn't want to know, either.
Yeah.
People are saying you're the next Louis C.K.
Not in a stylized sense, but in like...
Balding Redhead?
Yeah.
Other than that...
Other than that...
Louis C.K.
and Bill Burr.
Yeah, you gotta watch out for us Balding Redheads.
We're coming on.
I think that's pretty much where the...
That's where the comparison ends,
as far as I'm concerned,
because I am a huge fan of Louis,
and I learned from him.
Like, that guy is...
He's the generation or so in front of me.
He's also doing, like,
one of the greatest shows on TV,
writing, directing, acting in it,
and all that, so...
Yeah.
He's putting me to shame,
is what I'm saying.
You're on...
You're on one of the greatest shows
on TV right now.
I do stand-up and strip malls.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
And occasionally,
I get some acting work,
which is cool.
A lot of people know about that famous...
That when you took it out on Philly,
because they were a bad crowd.
Oh, yeah.
Your famous rant,
which you've since said you like Philadelphia,
and that wasn't the issue.
You were just giving...
People in Philly don't even remember.
Basically, if you haven't seen it,
I was doing a show
for the Opie and Anthony radio program,
and they had this show
called The Traveling Virus,
and we were doing these,
like, 10,000 seaters,
and we went to Philly,
and they're notorious for booing people,
and they booed the first guy offstage,
and I went on, like,
three hours after that,
so by the time I got up there,
it was a complete shit show.
And, I don't know.
They started booing,
and I snapped,
and decided I wasn't going to leave,
and I just attacked everything
that they loved.
Yeah.
And well.
And you know what?
They're so twisted,
they actually enjoyed it,
and then when I came back
to Philly,
they do it so much,
they don't even remember.
They were like,
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
I mean, I've seen them boo.
I saw them boo,
what was that?
Destiny's Child?
I saw them boo.
For what?
Because it was a bad management move.
They went,
they sang at the NBA Finals.
The 76ers were playing the Lakers,
so I still remember.
They all came out,
and they were wearing
these sexy, glitter,
like, NBA outfits,
and one had a glitter NBA one,
another had a glitter Philadelphia 76er one,
and then the other one
had a glitter Los Angeles Lakers one
for some stupid reason.
Oh.
So it was clearly,
they were like,
we don't have a dog in the fight,
we don't care,
we're whoring ourselves out
for the NBA.
So they start singing the song,
and this comic,
Keith Robinson,
who's from Philly,
calls me up,
he's like,
you watching this?
Because we knew it was coming.
I just remember
they ended the song,
however the ends,
you know,
bootylicious,
it ends,
and then they just go,
and the whole crowd just goes,
boo!
And for half a second,
you saw,
who's the Jay-Z's wife there?
She just goes like,
she just goes like that,
and they immediately went to commercial.
And I remember watching it,
I was like,
yeah,
I've been there,
I've been there.
No,
I was mad that they cut to commercial,
because I wanted to see
if she did what I did.
Like,
you know what,
you guys,
you're sort of crazy,
you're the only small gun advocate
I know.
You're like,
everyone's like,
knowing you shouldn't have guns,
some people are like,
everybody needs a gun.
You're like,
get a small gun,
only if the apocalypse happens.
Yeah,
you get like a 22,
it's perfect.
Which I think,
I think you feel like,
the day the power goes out,
you're gonna have to shoot
all your neighbors.
Yeah.
But I feel like you're,
I just want,
I just don't,
I don't want to like,
die hiding in the cabinets
in my kitchen.
You know what I mean?
I would like to take
somebody with me.
I'm not saying
that I'm gonna go
hunt somebody down,
right?
But like,
you know,
and you guys might look at this
like this is some crazy
gun nut American,
you know,
but I'm on to you guys
where there's something
going on up here.
I don't know what it is,
but like,
you know,
you lose a hockey game
and you like,
burn down your city.
Like,
a riot,
it seems so trivial,
but that's like,
yeah,
they always,
what is that thing
where they say a riot
is an expression of,
I'm too stupid
to remember.
I know you're not
nearly as happy
as Michael Moore
tried to make you out
in that movie.
Everybody's up here,
you know,
just having a good time
and leaving their doors unlocked.
Nobody ever gets smashed
over their head
with a bottle.
It was such,
oh no,
it just drove me nuts.
You guys play enough
hockey up here,
you get that violent
tendency out.
Oh yeah,
they make us try
to play hockey
and then based on this.
I'm a huge fan of hockey.
I love it.
And I love that
people don't get it
down in the States.
I love it.
I love it.
Why do they make,
why do they let him fight?
I can't see the puck.
It's like music
to my ears.
It's like,
good,
yeah,
get out of here.
Let's just get out of here.
Let me watch it in peace.
Do you remember
when they lit up the puck
for a few years on TV?
On Fox News,
yeah.
that was you guys.
Do you know,
no,
but the NHL,
no,
no,
wait a minute,
wait a minute,
wait a minute,
time out,
time out,
time out.
The NHL is you guys too,
so all the owners
had to agree with that
and you all had to be like,
we gotta,
we gotta like expand this thing.
We thought we'd funnel money
into Canada
and keep it here,
but you guys took it over
like you tend to do,
but,
well,
I'm not gonna apologize for that.
No, no,
no,
you're big on the,
yeah.
I mean,
that's just business,
dude,
you're acting like we came
and knocked you on the head.
You know what we're about.
I,
yeah,
we,
wait a minute.
Oh,
yeah.
Wait a second.
Fellow white person,
not native to this country,
how did you guys get this up here?
Did the Native Americans go,
oh,
well,
we like these white guys.
You can have all that land.
Jesus Christ.
No,
I get it.
Your shit smells like maple syrup up here.
Know what you're telling me?
All right.
Yeah,
I'll go with it.
We'll be back with more,
with Bill Burr.
Yeah.
The teams are coming back.
Yeah,
oh,
yeah.
Up next,
more with Bill Burr,
who raves about his love
for fantasy hockey teams.
I don't ever want to be that guy
in the bar
where the other team scores
and everybody's like,
ah,
and you're like,
oh,
he's on my fantasy team.
dude.
What are you doing?
Huell.
Hey,
quit screwing around.
We are here to do a job,
not channel Scrooge McDuck.
You hearing me?
I hear you.
Dude.
Ah,
screw it.
How,
how great is that?
How great was that,
like,
that scene was a lot of fun to do
when,
you know,
everything on that show
is so top shelf
and we were getting a lot of laughs
off camera
when we were doing it.
They were trying to do,
when we were laying on the money,
they said that they wanted
to kind of be
almost doing like a homage
to like a pillow talk
after sex,
except we were,
but it was more like
your love of money.
And so,
just the two of us
laying there.
Yeah,
that was great.
Yeah,
because did they let you go?
I didn't get Scrooge McDuck.
I didn't get it.
That sounds like a you reference.
No,
that was theirs
and I was sitting there going,
Scrooge McDuck?
I don't get that.
And then,
so I just delivered it
like I understood it
and then,
and then,
I did that a lot on that show.
Like,
when I had to talk about
like chemicals,
like benzene,
nitro benzene,
I just would stress it
like nitro benzene,
like I had any idea
what it was.
But it worked
because I was playing
a guy conning people
so it was kind of funny
that in real life
and in the character
I had no idea
what I was talking about.
But anyways,
the Scrooge McDuck
line,
like the next day
on Twitter,
I got like,
you know,
I got like all these emails,
Scrooge McDuck,
did you come up with that?
LOL,
that was hilarious.
I was like,
ugh,
I must have.
It sounds like a you,
it sounds like you
fooled them again.
I was too afraid
to say it on set two
that I don't get it
because I was like,
they're not going to
bring me back.
They don't think I'm stupid.
Okay.
Yeah, Scrooge McDuck,
that's a good line.
Okay.
So we want you to sound off
on some people quickly.
What's your opinion
on Miley Cyrus?
I don't really know
who she is.
That's good enough for me.
No, no, no,
I don't mean that
in a mean way.
I think,
but I obviously saw
like her with the pigtails
and sticking her tongue out.
I didn't think
the dance she did
was any more sexual
than anything else
that I saw
throughout the years
on that thing.
I think what creeped people out
was she was a child star,
right?
Yeah.
And all of a sudden
now you see her grown up
and it's just undeniable
at this point
that someone's banged her.
And I think that that,
really kind of
messed with people.
Like she knew how to move.
She's a woman now
and you know what?
You guys need to get over it.
All right?
It's her body.
I don't know.
Like back in the day,
if you thought somebody sucked,
you know,
you just told your friends.
You weren't able to like
contact them
and try to weird them out
while they're eating toast.
You know?
Yeah.
You know?
So,
no, no,
that was like a,
that was like right
when I thought I had built up
a tough enough skin on stage.
That was a new tough skin
that you had to,
to develop was when,
you know,
MySpace and all those things
came out
and you were like,
oh,
this is a great way
to connect with fans
thinking it was going to be all,
you know,
you know,
all nice stuff
and then all,
then the first time
it happens to you,
you're just not ready.
You get like 25 great things
and then that one
awful one
and you're just like,
ugh,
because there's always
a little bit of truth in it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With your big stupid head.
You know how many times
you say you know
and you're like,
I know,
I keep saying you know,
I suck.
It just starts messing with you
and then,
but then you start thinking
about that person
like,
well,
I bet they do something,
you know,
they probably do something bad.
Maybe they suck at driving
or something.
They have things to work on.
When you see someone
who hates you,
you ever go to their Twitter feed
and they just hated
everything they did that day?
They're like,
Bill Burr,
you suck.
No, but I will attack him.
I had one guy,
he said,
when are you coming to Dallas,
you f***ing ginger?
And then I 