Name: Bill Burr on Inside The NFL - Pro Bowl Report Part 2
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on Inside The NFL - Pro Bowl Report Part 2' from Comedy of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-04. Transcript available.

Denver gets set to play in the chilly Meadowlands. It's time for us to head
back to sunny Hawaii
and part two of Bill Burr at the Pro Bowl. Not exactly the frozen tundra, but
today's weather
is definitely going to play an effect on one of the most important meaningless
football games in
the history of the NFL. Talking to a Seahawks fan here, now is it true the
rumor is that you guys
aren't as loud as they say that they actually designed the stadium to contain
it.
Seahawks! Sounds like a pigeon. Dolphins. Are you guys still in the NFL? All
right, buddy.
Cheesehead thing is over. Where are you guys from? You live here. How the hell
did you end up here?
Long story. Long story. Shifty. Felonies? Yes. Come out here for this beautiful
weather. Look at that.
Look at that guy right there. Omaha!
You know what's funny about this thing, this stadium? If you look at it, you
could take the whole thing apart with the socket set.
Another thing that I'm loving about this stadium is they don't care about color
coordination.
Whatever bucket of paint is on sale, they're going for it. This beautiful, uplifting
brown that they have painted this.
And I just got to say, what is going on? Look at these stools. They got us at
hockey tape. Did you expect a little better?
We got to cut back on some things. We don't get malasadas. We don't get pipicata.
We don't get any of the good Hawaiian delicacies.
See, look at it. And we have taped them, too. That's our Hawaiian guy.
But we aren't staying in a good hotel.
Yeah, I'm probably the only guy who's enjoying this weather. All the mist here.
For the first time, I'm feeling that God is actually a redhead.
All right, we're standing here with Nat. He's the best Gatorade guy in the
business. You've got to be.
If you're here at the Pro Bowl, what set you apart?
Set me apart? You keep it cold here in Hawaii.
What would you say was the big move you made this year that got you to the Pro
Bowl?
Only my pride and ego is stopping me from asking for autographs, trying to act
like I'm not freaking out. This is awesome.
If I was president, one of the first things that I would outlaw are these
stupid bam-bam sticks.
All right, if you can't make enough noise on your own, you're not a true fan.
All you're doing is making an annoying sound that bothers fans that are for the
same team you are.
Grow up.
All right, my five days out here in Hawaii.
I finally know the difference between a good lay and a bad lay.
This is a good one.
Right here.
Flowers, a little piece of dental floss in the middle.
Smells oh so nice.
This is the one you want to get.
This is a bad lay.
This is the crap that they hand out for free before you walk in.
It's made out of plastic.
You're going to throw it out.
It's never going to biodegrade, and it's going to end up around a porpoise's
neck.
All right, there's excitement in the air.
There's rain in the air.
Weather is definitely a factor, but nobody is complaining out here in Hawaii.
Unlike all these people back east talking about the snow.
It's not the real fans.
I know who you are.
I know the ones complaining.
All you guys with the freebies.
All you corporate so-and-sos with your ties and your wind tips.
Stay home and give some fans to some real people.
We have hats and gloves.
We want to go.
Thank you.
Inside the NFL.
- So you got Bill Burr,