Name: Bill Burr on The Opie & Anthony Show - 1
Uploaded: 2016-08-04T08:54:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on The Opie & Anthony Show - 1' from Comedy of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on The Opie & Anthony Show - 1' from Comedy of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-04. Transcript available.

I'm staying at that beautiful uh grand hotel down on 42nd street it's about
easy Georgia easy don't
tell people exactly where you are there's a lot of creeps you listen it's a
dollhouse down there
I'm surprised it's tiny tiny I have to go against the wall shimmy on over to
the bathroom shimmy
back to the bed is it clean semi-clean oh we could have got her a better room
she won't let me every year I go I'll fly you down I'll push you nice and she
goes no I'm fine I'm fine
and now you're gonna come on here talking about your dream oh my god oh Bill
Bill's keeping all the money
what are you doing to me what are you doing to me oh Bill you put mom O'Neal in
a hostel you piece of
in the car she's in the corner I think it's got a grand in front of its name
all right that's good it's
oh it's the law George you gotta back me you gotta lie you know the grounding
is not too reclaimed
she's not supporting you yet Bill she's not supporting your claims oh Bill she's
got to
she's got to she's got a shimmy to the bathroom we need a two dollar deposit
for the sheets the
bedrooms at the end of the hall the concierge didn't knock off police tape in
front of your door no it's
fine the investigation's over oh no she won't let me she always says I'm fine
oh no the bed bugs are
free though all right take those home with you Bill where do you stay when you're
in New York
I had some lovely visitors last night we went over the final numbers she says
she says it's a dollhouse
oh that's crazy you know shimmy and I haven't done that since the 60s shimmy
doing the shimmy but the grand in front of its name had me convinced the hotel
lobby is amazing
what was your other option when you take those elevators upstairs you don't
know what you're gonna find
they spent all the money on the lobby that's the oldest trick what was your
other option boy oh boy is
this place great hotel does the room have an actual key no no very nice it's
reasonable it's
continental breakfast blows my mind from 9 to 11. as long as the grouting is
clean you know they're doing
the ground already did they leave the light on for you bill can you at least
buy her shower shoes before
you make her take a shower in this creepy place i didn't expect chocolate on
the pillow but i did
expect you to be grand there was some misappropriation of funds wow uh it was
it was i was unaware of it
i can't wait at a level beneath me we are currently investigating and we
promised that we will have
some answers how'd you get down from boston drove drove did you want to get a
train and bill said it
wasn't in the budget bill you couldn't fly her down really right down bill let
me fly you down now bill
you don't have to go through all let me go i'm fine i'm fine which is all good
you have to read through
pleasantries and just do it yeah and then you come on the radio which is you
know what i love is he's
going to drag you blow by blow now he's going to be like what'd you have for
dinner last night
my parents do the same thing we're fine bill don't worry about us we're fine it's
like it's just not for
you it's just the opposite in my house my parents like is there anything
available in business i'm
like no i checked two different flights they're like well it seems like
business is more i'm like
it's the same seating don't worry about it ata is a wonderful airline yeah it's
actually bettering coach
coach right here