Name: Bill Burr vs Blind Heckler - Stand-up
Uploaded: 2016-08-04T09:03:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr vs Blind Heckler - Stand-up' from Comedy of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr vs Blind Heckler - Stand-up' from Comedy of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-04. Transcript available.

Are you gonna have at 41, are you still gonna have the bachelor party?
Do you really need to man?
I mean you're 41, you just lived the bachelor party for fucking 20 years, right?
Dick!
You do what? You play places? Yeah.
Yeah, I can't go to titty bars anymore.
I just, remember they were listening.
You can't see 'em, you're blind.
You can't see 'em, you're blind?
Geez, well thank you for fucking bringing it all the way down to a goddamn
hotel.
I didn't ask you about your eyesight.
Jesus Christ, do you got problems with your kidneys too?
We can just turn this into a benefit?
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
He fucking can't see.
Fucking flip-flopping the words.
Who is this poor woman who's marrying you on Saturday?
No, you know I like you, you have that, you got that "I don't give a fuck in a
good way" tone.
Like, that's probably why you stayed single so long.
Do you ever hear that like?
The best man is blind too.
The best man is blind too? Really?
Very good.
Yeah, I get it.
Well first of all, you're not fucking blind.
You know what, you're looking around too much.
You're not doing this shit.
But like, first of all, you're blind, what the fuck are you looking back at him
for?
You need to work on your fake blind shit.
Jesus Christ.
You really tried to make me look like an asshole there.
I couldn't see with the fucking lights, all of a sudden I see this guy, this
blind guy.
Oh, but this guy right here with the red shirt, I mean with the clothing.
Where are you again?
Just direct my head on, there you are.
Jesus Christ.
Is that what you're doing? You do shit like that?
I appreciate a good, a good, like, a good scam.
I'm not fucking mad at that, you know what I mean?
There's no scam, man.
It's for real, man.
What, what?
There's no scam.
There's no scam?
You know what, I'm all about it, man.
You guys are all fucking blind.
You don't look blind, you got the fucking glasses on.
I can't believe that.
I have believed that.
Huh?
Well, you know, most comics would've just fucking left it after you said I'm
blind.
I'm sorry.
And I literally delved into it to the point that somebody at the table just
said,
"This is my cane right here!"
I mean, you want me to bump into some shit?
I mean, I don't know what I gotta do here to prove to you that I can't fucking
see.
Because I can't fucking see.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, I got it.
You can't see.
You're proving it to me.
You're blind.
This woman has her hand over her mouth like I made him blind.
I didn't make him fucking blind.
I didn't make him fucking blind.
Alright.
Where the fuck do you go from here?
Yeah.