Name: Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-14-24 | Bill Burr w. Esther Povitsky
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-14-24 | Bill Burr w. Esther Povitsky' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-14. Transcript available.

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-14-24 | Bill Burr w. Esther Povitsky

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the thursday afternoon
just before friday
monday morning podcast and i'm just checking in on you like that i'm just
checking in on you i'm
wearing some sort of a golf hat didn't shave the head today i'm looking like a
bum um we're filming
it which means i have a special guest special guest slash movie star star of
the new hit movie
drugstore june directed by nicholas goosen produced uh by atc um written by
nick and esther provisky my
guest esther provisky clapping thank you thank you produced by you one plus one
that's right i'm here
for two today i'm two and a half weeks away from hopefully giving birth and
surviving that's awesome
and that's a that's like that's a good career move back in the day that would
be the end of your
career they would all they would send you to mexico for an abortion why why is
it good now though just
like more attention um no i just think like uh it seems stable it's it's
accepted yeah we finally
accepted that you guys make babies in this business and then we we uh you know
say what you want about
the patriarchy we do allow you to work after that that's true yeah no i do
appreciate that and i
appreciate being able to work during that's been a privilege have you been
going going out like how
close are you what'd you say i'm due in two and a half weeks and i and if she
doesn't come i'm going
in and getting like that's yeah they're making her come out yeah there you go
and then the big thing
don't listen to other parents oh really don't unless they're giving you and
that they give you
positive shit listen to that okay but if you get the ones like how was it oh
wait till next month
get them out of your life yeah there's been a lot of incidences where i run
into people and they're like
my birth was so bad and they just start telling me all about blood and vomit
and i'm like shaking i'm
like can you stop it's really making me uncomfortable but do you have any don't
you realize your pregnancy
is about them like when are you gonna wake up to that that all i hear when
someone does something
like that i just think you're a horrible parent you don't hear your kid their
their kid is screaming
for love and you are just so wrapped up in uh your own bs but uh i'm excited
for you guys thank you
well my baby's father who is in the room today because as i told you before we
started in case
you brought up anything about sports okay i wanted to have a boston sports
expert in the room okay
but he has said that you know boston guys we do have an ability to talk about
other things
you know i can't imagine that queers right
another ignorant thanks but he says he was like he wanted to actually have a
rule where we don't
talk bad about our kid and i'm curious how you feel about that as like a stand-up
comedian do you ever
yeah no i would never do that really i barely talk about my kids and if i do i
make sure
if it's something cute or something like that or i'm the butt of the joke i
would never do that i just
know i look at it it's like there's mean kids at school i don't need to be
writing them material
to then aim it at my own kids and i also respect the fact that i was dumb
enough to get into this
business they should have their own lives and like yeah like i my dad was a
dentist he didn't come home
and like talk about filling teeth and shit like that so like i don't you know i
don't have any like
pictures of me doing stand-up or any of that crap around the house i just come
home that would be
weird if you did though yeah yeah i even agree and i'm i had a double point
from the 90s my first head
shot letting you and you know that i was gonna make it no i didn't i never did
the double point
i wish you would have i wish i did too i wish i gave into it i wish i when i
had hair if i spiked it up
had the mullet the sleeves of the sport coat pulled up do you think you wanted
to do the
double point or were you ahead of it already like you knew not to i was beaten
down enough emotionally
to know to just i was just blending in so the grunge scene was in just i
dressed like you you really
yeah i had like flannels were in all of a sudden and everybody had to pretend
like uh they were getting
rained on every day and were upset it was the whole seattle thing it was quite
a it was quite a
departure from pretending everything was okay with a metal band
um so what generation are you what have they branded your generation um i am
like a very classic
true millennial oh that's good but in the movie a lot of people think that i'm
playing a gen z person but
i just happen to be a a millennial that relates more to all of gen z's bad
qualities oh okay so i
kind of i what is gen z getting blamed for at this point yeah it's kind of like
i feel like the more
i'm learning about this stuff it feels like it's always the same thing on the
young whatever the
youngest generation is at the time it's like they're lazy they're that's it the
older generation should
just say we're scared and we're closer to dying yeah and uh sorry we're lashing
out at you are you gen
ex on the metal side okay yeah i'm not like i went once eddie veteran all of
those guys came in and
knocked all of my bands out of like i never felt young again see i'm like a i'm
like i okay i also
have this fear that i'm exactly what all of your stand-up is about that's bad
in the world like that's
what i represent including my comedy that's also what's bad in the world like i
love britney spears
like i did i trash britney spears no but i just feel i just there's just i'm
just i don't know any
of the music that you like like when you bring it up i i'm like i have to like
smile and pretend
like i know it but i don't and i also when i start shaking you when i go and i
yell what's wrong with
you in the parking lot at the store you don't know who crocus is what the is
wrong with you
but i and then like you know i'll i'll i'm a white woman who will get into a
customer service
disagreement like i just feel like based on i'm amazed at that what do you mean
because i as much
as i have a temper and i'll fly off the handle i do that in a uh no i guess i'll
do it in a store
because i always wonder like you know it seems if there's like a fight i always
look at it like if
you haven't an if you're having an argument that's entertaining so i don't mind
you holding up the
line you know if you guys are having a good one you know and the heads start
getting going and even
as white women you're trying to be sassy because you've watched enough reality
television you think
that's what you're supposed to do uh as long as it's a good fight i don't mind
but like my thing my big
pet peeve is is standing in line between women checking in at a hotel why
endless
fucking questions okay where's the gym what time's the breakfast is there good
coffee spot around here
just no worry that they're going to get punched in the back of the head because
they're women like
i always feel like as a man i'm on the clock like it's just like if i if this
goes any longer
the guy behind me has the right to slap me in the back of the head that is a
very different way that
we move through the world yeah i'm not usually i mean i am i am afraid of most
things i'm like five
feet tall and especially now being pregnant i'm just like this i feel like a
big egg waiting to hatch
and like someone could just like go like this and like i'll die but um i really
am i've heard a lot i
think it was actually miss pat who once said to me when i was doing last comic
standing with her
that it seemed like no one ever hit me before and that like maybe i needed oh
my god yeah maybe i needed
that i can i tell you something i was talking to somebody about that the other
day there's so many
people out there that need a good fucking beating that's such a horrible thing
to say it depends on
who it is i don't mean women i don't mean women like you just look at like some
of these politicians
they can just see they never took a fucking beating you just see it i mean one
time i accidentally uh
got in a position where i i shook bill clinton's hand whoa and i gotta tell you
it was the softest
like if you could make like it was he that guy had never worked in his life i
was i was it was beyond
woman soft like i don't even know what it was it was like like it wasn't even a
person okay you ever
like a horse muzzle you ever touch a horse muzzle his hands this guy grew up in
arkansas i mean those
fucking people have like dirt floors out there i don't know what this guy did
he was it was unbelievable
i just want to say i've had the literal exact same experience and i mean no
disrespect but when i shook
the hand of john lovitz i felt the same thing oh yeah john lovitz doesn't work
it was so soft
it was really i was like oh my god i need to like get his routine he's he's so
lovely yeah to touch i
think he likes uh he's one of those guys that actually uses the bath in a hotel
room wait i do
that oh you do yeah because okay so i've no i don't take showers i only take
baths and so when i'm in a
hotel i would be at the checkout line like or the check-in you know like can i
get a room with a
bathtub and then it's like they're trying to charge me extra but um i have to
do it because i so if they
try to charge you as extra extra charge you extra do you i look here's the
truth is that my customer
service disagreements have had to retire you know mostly because i've
embarrassed my fiancee
so much that it's like it has to stop and then also no no no no we got to get
into this what do
you do like how far does it go is it a time thing that's embarrassing i don't
know do you do you have
any it's more of just like a refusal to let it go embarrassment like remember
the pink purse return
yeah there was a purse return where these incidents have names i like this the
pink i just it sounds
like an episode of your show oh you should have a tv show i mean the pink purse
incident that would be a
good title um but since i've you know matured in my mid-30s i'm really trying
to be mature and you
know what happened with the pink purse incident it's just i wouldn't let it go
and then you know
sometimes like they won't let it go either you know what i mean like something
i mean they won't
let you win that but also like they're getting off on it too oh you know like
this is not just
me and my bad day like this is you guys start snapping and then you start
dancing this feels
like a really musical theater here this now i like this show a lot more um she
like just when you
feel like we're going at it and again like everyone's everyone's playing their
part because sometimes
people are just you know they're not matching your level of psychotic behavior
right but i don't you
think i'm i don't do it anymore yeah he is good answer good answer oh it is
true i wasn't sure if
you're just doing that to keep the peace i mean i'd say it anyway you can be
happily married um all
right well what i've always loved about you is i just always felt you had like
your own vibe
thank you came out it was just like you would you were different and uh you and
nick somehow turned
this into a script in this you know we've done a number of these um uh what do
you call promotional
things whatever you screenings the worst i've only been in this business 32
years what do you call
those things screenings q a and what i have noticed i don't know if you've
noticed this but like
and it's why you know i love this movie and everything was i was watching this
going i don't think i've ever
seen a person like you but i know that that means this is like this underserved
like demographic and
then like when we would go to like the screening like you your fans are like
into you people like
i love you sir it's like you speak for me there's hay it's it's like there's a
love bordering like
with the touch of almost emotional breakdown what i'm just going all right this
is what i see
i've seen i mean i've been around long enough that i know that like 