Name: Girlfriend Gets 'the Ick' | the Monday Morning Podcast
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girlfriend Gets 'the Ick' | the Monday Morning Podcast' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girlfriend Gets 'the Ick' | the Monday Morning Podcast' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-25. Transcript available.

boyfriend turning into a landlord. Ew. Hey Bill, lady listener here. So my
boyfriend has recently
started to toy around with the idea of investing in property and it's giving me
the ick. Why?
I generally do not see landlords as a net positive for society. It's a scummy
way to
make money in my opinion. Well, listen, there's good landlords and there's bad
landlords. And I
think that you looking at this thing in absolutes is, uh, it's a little
immature and also him be by
becoming a landlord could be the landlord that sets the fucking tone. I've had
good landlords and
I've had shitty ones and I've had okay ones. So it's giving me the ew. It's
giving me the ick.
Um, I don't like early on. I don't like how you're expressing yourself. Like
you're still in junior
high. All right. Sorry. I'm coming out of the flu. I'm a little fucking
judgmental here. I've never
envisioned being with someone whose goal is to essentially sit on their ass and
collect money
each month from people who actually work and create value in society. I know I'm
being hyperbolic.
Is that what you're saying? I know, but you get the point. No, I don't get the
point.
You don't have any respect. What you need to do is sit down and talk to
landlord. Oh,
oh my God. You just opened a can of worms. Hey, to educate ew,
ick, gag me with the spoon chick here. I want landlords to write in and talk to
me about some of
your star tenants that you got in there and immediately stopped paying fucking
rent and
weren't supposed to have a dog and it chewed up all the fucking molding and the
drugs that they did in
there and, and, and, and the damage that they did in the, and then they just
fucking took off and they
were deadbeats and you couldn't get anything out of being, I'm going to tell
you something right now.
If your argument of being a landlord is a fucking nightmare,
it's a fucking nightmare. It's a fucking nightmare. Um, that is not a fucking
easy job. And the last
thing you do is sit on your ass after a while, if you get a bunch of properties
and then you get a
property manager, you can take away some of the day to day, but this is how it
works. When the cat's
away, the mice will play, right? So if you have a fucking business, the further
you are away from
that fucking business, the more people are going to steal and not do their
fucking job. It's a very
difficult job and you are, you are, you are turning tenants into heroes that
are just working and
landlords are like these fucking blood suckers or whatever. And it's just, it's,
that's just not
the case. All right. There's blood sucking landlords. Absolutely. But they're
not all like
that. Most of them, it's a fucking nightmare. I mean, I'm telling you, like, I,
like you need to live
more of a life and you need to get off these, these, I don't know, these
fucking liberal fucking
Portland, Oregon websites that you're going on that are just speaking in these
giant fucking absolutes.
And you're also an adult and you need to learn how to express yourself better
than saying it gives me
the ick and it gives me the ew and using a green emoji fucking face. Um, yeah,
you're not a fully,
I'm really going hard on you, but it's the truth because you're not a fully
formed adult. And this
fucking guy, he's, he's basically going to basically start off in a job that is,
is a very difficult
fucking job. Um, because most tenants are assholes. Like most people rent a car
and then they just go
out and beat the shit out of the car just because it's not their car. Um, you
need to break up with
your boyfriend and then you need to go grow up. All right. That's what it is.
Okay. It's giving me
the icks and the ewes. Oh God. Relationship with a man or a woman and they have
a dream and it gives
you the ick or the ew, then you need to break up with that person so that that
person can go out and
fully realize their fucking dream without you fucking ruining it. Um, that last
email really
fucking annoyed me. All right, go fuck yourselves. I'll talk to you on Thursday.