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Man About Town, Strip Clubs, Wallet Protests | Monday Morning Podcast 4-7-25 | Bill Burr

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast
for Monday, April 7th, 2025.
What's going on? How are you? How's it going? April 7th. Jesus Christ, did
March Madness already come and go?
I know. Did the championship game happen? Is it going to rain today?
The old fucking Billy Old Man has no idea what's going on. My fucking cable
went out and, you know, they got a number and they got a website and I'm old.
I'm like, I'm not fucking doing that. I'm not doing I'm not fucking going to
get on the phone.
You know, what do they have, like three people answering the phone now because
they just want you to go to the website so they can fire those fucking people.
And then I have to go onto the fucking website and talk to a fucking robot, you
know, so I can watch, you know, an episode of Kojak.
I just forget it. Forget it. I'm one of those people. I just is there a line to
this thing that I want? Forget it. I don't want to go anymore.
I'm not doing that. I don't know what I'm going to go do now. It's probably
just as big a waste of time, but at least I'm not standing in a line for it.
Anyway, old Billy Broadway. I went out and I saw an amazing play today because
I'm off on Sunday.
That's a cool thing. Everybody else is like Tuesday through Sunday, but we're
Monday through say, as they used to say back in Boston, say.
Come by Tuesday through fucking say.
We'll figure it out, dude.
I saw a good night and good luck that stars George Clooney and a friend of mine,
Alana Glazer, who's in it.
Character's name is Shirley.
And oh, my God, it was first of all, the fucking set.
Was insane. I was just looking at the amount of people that are in the cast,
the amount of movement with the set and everything.
I was I was talking to one of the actors afterward and I was like, how long did
it take?
And they were like, we were doing 14 hour days every day in March.
And oh, my God.
And it was seamless.
I didn't notice anybody drop a line.
It was amazing.
It's the story of Edward R. Murrow when he was going up against that senator
there during the Red Scare.
I always remember Edward R. Murrow and I always forget the fucking guy's name.
Joe McCarthy was accusing everybody of being a communist.
I don't know what he was doing.
It's just a fucking weirdo.
But anyways, it's the whole story of that and how Edward R. Murrow was
instrumental in bringing this guy down.
As he was out there ruining people's lives, just this fat, ugly guy from
Wisconsin just decided he was going to conduct an independent investigation
like Jim Ursay and just start accusing people of shit.
And I don't know.
Anyway, but like.
I don't want to ruin it if you're going to go see it, but like they had a live
band there, the saxophone player and the singer was fucking incredible.
It was fucking incredible.
It was an absolutely gorgeous production and everybody, everybody killed it.
And if you get a chance, definitely go definitely go check it out.
I've been all Billy about town.
I'm a man about town.
I did my show Saturday night and one of the cast members said, hey, man, I got
an extra ticket.
You want to come up to SNL, watch Jack Black?
I'm like, absolutely I do.
I got to sit in the crowd, watch him absolutely kill it.
And then the musical guest was Elton John with Brandi Carlile, who is just an
absolute 10 out of 10 rock star.
Looks cool, sings like you'd never heard and plays guitar, just everything.
She's a total package.
And Chad Smith was on drums and he was murdering it.
And then the sketches were great.
My personal favorite was they did a sketch about the first time there was ever
a play.
And the people in the crowd didn't understand what was happening, that it was
pretend.
So they were reacting to everything and yelling out.
And it was also sort of like the first hecklers or whatever.
So just as a stand-up comedian watching that sketch, I was sitting there like,
I've been in front of this crowd.
Where like, oh my God, you'd just be on stage and be like, you know, I was
walking down the street and I went into this store.
And then there'd just be someone up front where like only you could hear him
and the people immediately around him, but no one else in the crowd.
And they'd be like, why'd you do that?
You have to ignore it.
And you keep fucking going.
And then finally you fucking snap on him.
And 90% of the crowd was like, why did he just yell at that person?
I mean, everyone was just sitting here listening.
Is he having like a, you know, a shit fit?
Like what's going on here?
So anyway, I went to go see that.
And Jack Black is just a, he's just a tour de force, like the energy that that
guy brings.
And it was awesome.
He came running up into the crowd, which reminded me of Sam Kinison's first
time he did Letterman, where he just ran up there.
He ran up into the crowd and went by a bunch of people.
He went by in my row and everything.
It was just, it was so frigging cool.
And, um, what else was awesome on that?
Uh, God damn it.
This stupid phone.
Um, um, oh, also, yeah, the weekend update, uh, Marcelo Hernandez crushed it.
And then Ego did this just amazing, uh, impression of a bad comedian.
And was, I was talking to my buddy.
I was there with going like, she just like killed doing like on purpose, bad
standup, making fun of bad standup.
It's like, um, and it was written like perfectly to the point.
You're like, I've seen this act.
I've had to go on after this act.
Um, just, you know, if you missed it, it's just one of those things where you
just like, what?
I don't know.
I can't do it.
Like, there's no way I could have ever written it, but she absolutely murdered.
Um, and then the weekend update, uh, you know, all the jokes that, uh, they
were doing were all fucking great.
And what was cool was just watching all of it and just being like, this is
great.
This is still like human beings doing all of this.
And they're all working together and seeing all the cameras going around.
And, uh, you know, creativity, human creativity, being alive, entertaining
people.
It was fucking awesome.
And then I was just thinking, uh, you know, that there's like these nerds out
there, like the Tesla guy and that fucking jerk off who put the plastic on the
apples, Bill Gates, but is somehow still considered a philanthropist.
Um, they're just deciding that these fucking robots are coming.
And it's just like, why?
Because you don't want to pay anybody?
I don't know.
Just know this.
They keep going, you know, with AI technology.
They're acting like all of that's your friend.
It's not your friend.
It's not for you.
It isn't for you.
It's for them.
Yeah.
We're, they're going to make human beings like DVDs.
They're going to be like DVDs.
And the next technology comes along and then that's, that's just going to be it.
And they're going to be sitting there, you know, I like you.
I'd give you a job.
But at the end of the day, you're human and you need to sleep.
And I could just hire this robot and, you know.
And it'll work like fucking 24 hours and blow me.
And I don't have to have a case, you know.
Well, you know, the cops aren't showing up.
It's my robot.
Yeah, it's fucking wild.
I'll tell you what's, you know, I don't watch the news.
But, you know, it's hard to avoid, you know, with all this tariff stuff going
on.
This is going to be fucking wild.
Like Trump is literally going to bring Democrats and Republicans together
simply because all of those fucking Washington politicians, all they give a
fuck about is their insider trading on the stock market.
And the tariffs are tanking the stock market.
So both Republicans and Democrats are fucking losing their ass like everybody
else.
He might actually bring them together.
Hey, I'll tell you, it's been a heck of a fucking two months.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Maybe the Nazi can figure it out.
Maybe he can fucking, you know.
Oh, what a time.
What a time to be alive there.
Anyway, I watched that next MotoGP.
I watched the one from Austin and Mark Marquez crashed.
Got a little too aggressive on lap 12.
And then Alex ended up going on to win.
Pecco came in second.
And now all of a sudden, because Alex has been, I think, second place.
I think him and Mark have been first and second place in every sprint, every
race.
So by Mark not finishing the race and Alex winning the race, he's now the
points leader.
Alex is by a couple of points or whatever.
But it just looks like, I mean, I don't think anybody's going to catch Mark all
year.
I don't know what these guys need to do, but like, it's a game set match, him
on the factory Ducati.
And as they always say, like how he can just brake so late and how one he is
with the motorcycle.
I mean, these guys can't, they can't even keep up with them.
It's like they go around the track six, seven times and he has like a fucking
three second lead.
And he's just cruising around.
And it's exciting to see him back.
But, you know, somebody's got to be the divizioso.
Like when I first started watching the races, like hopefully Alex can do it.
They can have like a little back and forth.
I know Pecco tried something in one of the sprints where he got super
aggressive and just sort of took off and tried to establish himself in the
beginning, which he did.
But it only lasted for half a lap and then Mark was back in the front again.
But I guess that that's the excitement for the rest of the season is going to
be watching these other teams trying to solve the Mark Marquez problem.
That's going to be a hell of a hell of a fucking job to try to pull that off.
Anyway, here's a fucking story for you, right?
How New York City makes you like mutter to yourself.
I can't believe I said this, but like I was coming out of a coffee shop and
there was this woman on her way in.
So I opened the door and I stopped to let her in and then she was telling me to
go.
And I'm like, no, you go.
And she's telling me to go.
And it's like, I'm the fucking man.
Men hold the door for ladies, right?
So finally she gives in and she goes.
And she said, thanks.
And I said, you're welcome.
And then I walked away and I muttered, you're not going to out gentleman me.
And then I said, after you, bitch.
I just, I don't, she just kept fucking telling me to go.
And it was just driving me up the fuck.
Maybe that's how women feel.
They feel that way.
I thought like holding the door for women was nice.
Maybe I'm behind the curb.
Am I fucking, uh, is being a gentleman now fucking toxic?
Am I trying to, am I suggesting that she can't hold a fucking door?
Or am I really mad about something else?
And it just, I got upset about that.
But I'll tell you, it legit upset me.
How long I had to fucking stand there.
You know the rules.
I'm the guy.
Come on in.
Fucking hell.
Fucking waiting for me like I'm wearing a dress.
Um, oh man, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you, trying to be a gentleman out there.
Hey, I'll tell you, it ain't easy.
It ain't easy.
Um, so anyway, there was that.
But, uh, on the, on, on a positive side.
Um, I feel like we had like one of our best shows twice this week.
Um, I forget when, what day the first one was, but the second show Saturday
night was fucking amazing.
And, uh, I don't know.
It's been getting like, I'm getting really comfortable with what I'm saying up
there.
And it's funny, like I've been trying new things and I find when I try new
things and I change the cadence, I can lose my place a little bit.
But, you know, Michael McKeon's always there to get me back on track.
I'm going to tell you the funny stories about how Michael has gotten me back on
track after this fucking thing is over.
So, at some point, cause he is just a gem.
Like, what I say, I always joke, like the monologue that I do, not monologue,
my bullshit that I'm saying.
It's like, you do two donuts in the parking lot before you leave.
And in those two donuts, if you're not fucking paying attention, if your mind
drips, you forget where the fuck you are.
And, uh, that's happened to me.
We've done this sh