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Y:The Last Man, Rubberneckers, Popcorn | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast  8-14-25

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon,
just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you.
Ooh! Oh, Billy, driving around today.
This is like the old school, for those of you who were listening, like 17, 18,
whatever it is, fucking years ago when I first started.
This is what I used to do. We used to drive around on my old flip phone.
The old flip phone, walking around fucking airports, making fun of the less
fortunate, meaning fat people.
You know, are they considered less fortunate because their thighs rubbed
together? I don't know.
Is that a first world problem? I don't think it is.
I think it's a fucking food supply problem.
What do you guys think of those new Volkswagen minibuses that they brought back?
It looks like it's right out of cars. I think they're fucking adorable.
Oh, isn't it adorable?
Wait, why would you make a van that's adorable when everybody knows that pedophiles
lead towards vans?
That is their car of choice.
Their vehicle of choice. They make it adorable?
I mean, that thing was so cute, I'd get in it.
You have candy?
57. Get kidnapped.
Anyway, plowing ahead here.
Yeah, this is like the old days.
The old days.
So anyway, the lunatic.
The lunatic is still being a lunatic out there.
And I've got to tell you, you know what I mean?
I think that lunatic, he's going after the right people.
Is there any reason why you're not going to deport the fucking people that
turned our food supply into poison?
But instead, you're going to try to round up 10 guys at a Home Depot that are
trying to put up a sun sale for you for an incredibly competitive price?
Why don't they go after the people that did that?
That fucking poisoned their own people for their profit?
They came up with synthetic heroin.
Why don't they deport those people?
Oh, I know why!
Because they're what?
And they give money to the politicians.
That's it.
There you go.
That's the difference.
You know what separates that guy at Home Depot from being in the country and
not being in the country?
Being able to afford a commercial on CNN or Fox News.
Being able to pay a judge or a fucking politician, blue or red.
If you can fucking do that, you are in this country.
But if you can't, if you can't, they're kicking you out and then they're demonizing
you.
Where are all the people that were eating the dogs?
Where are all the ones that were eating the dogs?
There hasn't been one dog eater.
They're eating the dogs.
Where are they?
I want footage.
I want to see somebody flossing with a dog collar.
And go, hey, we got you.
You motherfucker.
Get out of this country.
How dare you eat a Cocker Spaniel?
It's bad enough if it was your own.
Forget about your neighbors.
I mean, that's what I was told during the election.
They're eating the dogs.
They're not.
They're hanging out at Home Depot.
Waiting to build an addition on your house for fucking $3 an hour.
Anyway.
Oh, Billy Redface.
Oh, Billy Redface.
He's got a meeting.
Oh, what do you think you're important, Bill?
You go into a meeting?
What are you going to meet about, Bill?
Oh, Bill's been fucking reading.
I've been watching the Red Sox and I've been reading.
And I think I mentioned this before.
I've been reading that The Last Man, I think it's called.
I'm on my third installment of that.
And the whole premise of it is that there was a giant plague and it killed all
the men, all the males.
Everybody died except for one dude and his male monkey.
No, this is not the AIDS origin story.
This is a different story.
What am I reading?
Anyway.
That was the story they told us.
They told us somebody fucked a monkey.
Somebody fucked a monkey and then a stewardess, a steward, unlike the fucking
Concord, he got it and then that was it.
They blamed it on a gay guy in France because he hooked up with a dude that
banged a monkey.
That's what they told us.
Okay?
And nobody ever refuted it, so we're sticking with it.
That's what happens.
And when you lose a tooth, the tooth fairy flies in and somehow, you know,
could carry quarters and shit like that that weighed more than she did.
I mean, just what I know now with a pilot's license, you know, there's no way
you're getting off the ground with that weight and balance.
But it's also magic, right?
And I think you're magic.
Sorry.
This is what happens when you do a podcast and you lose your train of thought
as you're driving.
Jesus Christ.
The fuck was I talking about?
Oh, yeah.
The people that they are deporting.
You know?
Not one fucking dog eater.
Oh, shit.
The line is fucking moving.
I had the typical traffic today where it was like just a ridiculous slowdown
and you're like, this has to be an accident.
And it was.
And it was.
It was.
Somebody T-boned another car and they were sitting there and there was a tow
truck.
But what kills me is it was on the, it wasn't even on our highway.
It was a highway going past another highway and everybody's slowing down to
look at it.
It's like just go home.
It's like just go home.
Somebody has like the actual accident and they'll post it.
Just look it up and you can just you can watch it instead of slowing the fuck
down and causing, you know, 10 miles of creep and crawl in there.
I mean, what are you going to do next?
Not release the Epstein thing, but deport people hanging out at a Home Depot?
Is that the next move?
By the way, I love how people think there's a fucking list.
It doesn't even make any sense.
Why would there be a list?
What is the point of assassinating Epstein and then there's a, aha, right?
That doesn't make any sense.
Did I go the wrong fucking way?
Oh my God.
I probably did.
Hey, you know, what are you going to do?
What the fuck are you going to do?
Did I go the wrong fucking way?
I think I did because I'm going up.
All right.
I got to hit pause on this thing.
Son of a bitch.
Why do I do these things to myself?
Who?
Okay.
I did not go the wrong way.
I did not go the wrong way.
I just am not familiar with this area.
Hey, speaking of something I wasn't familiar with,
I can't believe this album came out in 1988.
So ahead of its time.
There's a band called Talk Talk.
And the album is Spirit of Eden.
I'd never heard of it.
It is absolutely an incredible, incredible, ahead of its time album.
There's a few of those.
I don't know a lot of them from the 80s.
But right in the late 80s, like the amount of stuff that was really changing.
Like take like that, or maybe mid-80s, like that ministry album.
From like 86, Jane's Addiction, nothing shocking from right around there.
And this Spirit of Eden, Talk Talk.
And MTV, all they were doing was playing the hair metal bands.
And I was all about it.
I couldn't get enough of it.
I was just watching.
I was watching the countdown.
I mean, this is like right around when this album came out
was when all the W bands came out.
Right?
It was right around then.
Like White Snake had been around, but they finally hit
within the still of the night.
Right?
And then White Lion.
There was that Vito guy on guitar who was incredible.
It was like, oh my God, there's another Eddie Van Halen.
And then there was Warrant.
And then there was the, uh...
She's only 17.
17!
Right?
What was that band called?
That was, uh...
Winger.
All of that shit was coming out.
But at the same time, Talk Talk made Spirit of Eden.
I love shit like that.
Do you love shit like that?
I do.
I do.
How much do you love it, Bill?
Enough to bring it up.
Um...
But yeah, I was, uh...
I was listening to all that mainstream shit.
And I missed out on a bunch of good music in the 80s.
Not saying that, you know...
My Warrant, Winger...
I don't have any White Lion.
I don't have any...
I don't have any regrets over that.
You know?
If I had to do it all over again, I'm not turning in my acid-washed jeans.
You know, Billy Tank Top.
Walking around a warehouse.
Huh?
Little fucking knife on my belt.
Break open the boxes.
Shipping and receiving.
I got a position.
Um...
Anyway.
I watched my Red Sox last night.
We at least got, like, the tying run to the plate in ninth inning.
Lost the series to the Houston Astros.
But, uh...
You know, it's a fun goddamn team to be watching.
And then that kid, May.
The red-headed kid with the mullet.
Right?
My illegitimate son.
He, uh...
He struck out, like, nine.
Gave us seven strong innings.
That was good.
His debut wasn't that good.
So, it was good to see him get a good start there.
And, uh...
I don't know.
Now we're off to...
Well, I think we have today off.
Wednesday off.
And they were commenting on that.
The rare Wednesday off in baseball.
MotoGP is back.
I'm not even doing a podcast anymore, everybody.
I'm just telling you what's happening.
What's happening?
Um...
I also, uh...
I went to, uh...
The premiere of Bob Odenkirk.
My former castmate on Glengarry, Glenn Ross.
Uh...
I went to go see Nobody Part 2.
And, uh...
It is just...
One of the most fun movies that I've seen in a long time.
Everybody killed it.
Sharon Stone is in it.
Playing the, uh...
The evil kingpin.
She crushed it.
Bob, of course, crushed it.
And, uh...
Who else?
Colin Hanks is in it.
It was just like...
If you liked 80s action movies,
It was exactly that.
And it was not making fun of 80s action movies.
It wasn't being ironic.
It just was an 80s action movie.
And I grew up on those things.
And I absolutely loved it.
It was so much fun.
I went there with my lovely wife.
And, uh...
Yeah, it was just...
It was great.
It was fantastic.
And, uh...
That's the fun news.
And then the sad news that I have...
Um...
Um...
The bad news...
Uh...
Speaking of what's happening is, uh...
Danielle Spencer, who played...
Child Star played this character, Dee,
On what's happening.
Passed away.
Unfortunately.
Super young.
Only, I think, 60.
Um...
It really...
Made me sad.
She was so...
Her character was so friggin' awesome.
If you ever watched that back in the day.
I just loved how...
Her older brother, Roger, was afraid of her.
And how she was sort of like...
I don't know.
She just was...
Like this...
Like another parent.
And he couldn't get away with anything if she found out and all of that.
And I just was watching clips and everything.
And just like her poise...
That she had as like a 12-year-old.
Just crushing it on a hit sitcom.
I've always been amazed.
I would have been 12 years old.
If I got a laugh, my face would have turned red with embarrassment.
You know?
Like, oh my god.
Did I do that?
And she just would absolutely destroy every episode that she was in.
And, um...
That was such a fun show.
And I think the only actors left are the guys that play Roger and Dwayne.
Everybody else is gone.
I used to see Shirley Hemphill down in the Laugh Factory.
Rest her soul way back in the day.
But that was, uh...
That was a lot of sad ones, man.
It's part of getting older.
Just all this stuff that you loved.
The people on it, you know?
From Ozzie to Danielle Spencer.
My god.
I mean, that's a huge portion of my childhood.
Anyway, rest in peace to her.
She had an amazing life.
Went on to become a veterinarian.
And, uh...
Just seemed like a tremendous person.
So, of course, what does God do?
Always takes the tremendous people.
Did I have to tell you that theory that I have?
He always takes the good ones.
Right?
Like, I feel like God, like...
Like, delays meeting his mistakes.
So, they live forever.
Even if they're eating McDonald's every day.
They're gonna live to be, like, 90.
I mean, it's fucking amazing.
That guy's genetics are incredible.
He has been eating off the slaughterhouse floor for fucking eight decades.
And he's just walking around, still swinging a sword.
I mean, you gotta...
At least you can respect that.
Anyway.
All right.
Well, it's time for the reads, man.
Okay.
Here we go.
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