Name: NFL Hall of Fame, Live Sports, Childhood Music | Thursday Afternoon MMP 1-29-26 | Bill Burr
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NFL Hall of Fame, Live Sports, Childhood Music | Thursday Afternoon MMP 1-29-26 | Bill Burr

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday Morning
Podcast for Monday.
Fuck you. No, for Thursday. Sorry, it's a Thursday afternoon just before Friday,
Monday Morning Podcast,
and I'm just checking in on you. Ooh, what's going on? How are you? I'm
watching the late today.
My apologies. I mean, it's Thursday afternoon where I'm living there.
I'm watching the Bruins, the replay of the recorded Nashville, Boston.
You already know the score. I think we won 3-2 in overtime.
And what's his face? Morgan Geeky got his 30th goal. He scored five goals the
last five games. That's great.
I was getting caught up on Bruins games. You know what was funny was when they
played the Canadians over the weekend.
I didn't realize. I thought it was Hockey Night in Canada feed. I think it was
actually the announcers
for the Canadians, so they were like pro-Canadians. Because I was sitting there
listening to the game.
I'm going, Jesus Christ, I get it. You're from Canada. What's going on here?
Like, we actually scored a goal on a rebound.
Somebody threw it across the crease. The goalie sticks his, you know, pad out,
goes off his skate for a sweet rebound, and we score.
And the color guy goes, he goes, oh, that was a heck of a toe save by Montembeau.
What he was doing, and he never even said that we scored.
The main guy did, the color guy, when he was talking about the play.
He goes, oh, you know, he throws it across the crease. A heck of a toe save by
Montembeau.
And then there was another one, that first line left winger who had the hat
trick for the Canadians.
By the way, the Canadians look great, man. They're fucking fast.
And that kid, Cole whatever, had a hat trick. Pure hat trick.
And, uh, he scored one of those, like, no angle goals, you know, where, uh,
what's his face?
Is, like, you know, hugging the post, and there's, like, a, like, like, a puck-sized
opening.
Like, Swayman, like, above his right shoulder, and the guy still, like, shot it
off his fucking neck and into the thing.
And the color guy, once again, and Parsonac was in the box for interference.
And they go, and they cut to, like, the goal, and they show Parsonac coming out
of the box,
and the color guy's, like, oh, and David Parsonac's, like, oh, how did that go
in?
Parsonac, who scores goals like that all the fucking time, is, is blown away.
He, he's more, like, I can't believe you called interference on me.
I'm one of the best guys in the league. I thought I was allowed to do that.
I could see that. Like, oh, what'd you call interference for?
I score 30 to 60 goals a fucking season. I could see that.
But according to this color guy, he's in awe of this fucking, I mean, actually,
he is a really good player, but I'm just saying, you know, it was, it was
ridiculous.
I will say this about Parsonac. Forget about his goal scoring ability and his,
his, the unbelievable assist that he had.
He had this incredible assist in the Canadiens game.
That guy's ability to use his fucking body to shield one, two, sometimes three
defenders.
I don't even know how he does it away from the puck.
They're all, his body is always between himself and the defender, the puck and
the defender.
And then he's got his head up and I think, I don't know, I'm only watching Bruins
games, but as far as I've seen everyone were playing, nobody's passing the puck
better than that guy.
So, no disrespect to the color commentator, commentator of, of, of the Canadiens.
I really don't think he was in the box going, oh, how did he score that goal?
How did he get the puck out?
Oh, oh, I am in awe of that guy that I have more goals than, um, anyways, what
was I going to say?
Uh, I had a bunch of people ask me about Bill Belichick not getting into the
Hall of Fame.
And I thought that was absolutely fucking hilarious.
And I thought it was fitting.
I thought it was fitting to his career where he was never given any respect, um,
all people did.
I'd never seen a guy like so brilliant, just get shit on the entire fucking
time he was, you know, Bill Parcells never won a Superbowl without Bill Belichick
as his defensive coordinator.
He won six as a head coach, two as a defensive, but the guy's got eight fucking
rings.
All he's got left of his thumbs.
That's all he's got left.
And, and there's still, there's still shit on the guy, you know, all the butthurt
fucking sports writers, because Bill Belichick wouldn't give him anything.
Cause he knew anything that he said they were going to blow up like the same
way they blew up those stupid accusations against the Patriots.
And they completely blew them out of proportion and they straight up fucking
lied and made a mountain out of a molehill.
Oh, they made a mountain out of a molehill.
Um, and then let Jim Irsay skate.
It was the biggest fucking scumbag in the league.
So what's really going on here.
is not so much of Bill Belichick slight as much as it's a life lesson.
Everybody out there, if you, if you're out there, if you're going after a dream,
part of being successful is what you're seeing.
What happens to Bill Belichick?
You know, if you're a happy, confident person, you're happy for another human
being success.
If you're not, um, you resent them, you resent them.
And what, unfortunately, what comes with success is there's a certain amount of
people that are going to be happy for you, will be inspired, will now think, oh,
well, if he can do it, I can do it too.
And then there's going to be the rest of them who are going to go overrated,
you know, it's because his dad fucking knew the person that did this.
They're going to have all the fucking excuses in the world because either, I
don't know, I don't know what their deal is.
But it's somehow their, your success becomes their failure, which this is not
new shit.
So Bill Belichick, um, made sports writers work.
And it was the sports writers fault because they would take the littlest thing
and they would gas it up and it becomes bulletin board material.
Belichick knew that.
And the second he won on Sunday, he would clam up about the person next week
and no matter how bad they were, he would act like that they were a threat.
Well, you know, they were a good team and, uh, they don't go out there.
All we can do is see how we match up with them.
You know, I'm not going to comment on that, blah, blah.
And they fucking hated him.
Who do they like?
Who do they like?
Meatheads.
That's who the press likes.
The press, the press loves a loud mouth meathead quote machine or somebody
losing their composure and screaming and yelling playoffs.
They're exactly who we thought they were.
Oh, that's what they want.
That's the kind of person, those people, you know, if they had the wins, if
they were up to be in the Hall of Fame, they, they would fucking, they would be
first ballot.
That's how it works.
Like Rex Ryan, Rex Ryan, if that fucking guy had enough wins, that fucking guy,
nobody made the press's job easier than that guy.
He was a fucking quote machine and they, they fucking loved him.
They loved him.
And meanwhile, they watched Bill Belichick, who's arguably the greatest coach
of the modern era, right up there with the Bill Walsh's.
They never enjoyed him.
They never gave him his props.
You know, and even to this day, even to this day, like I remember when he lost
the first game as a coach at UNC, there was all of these people so fucking
excited about him getting his ass kicked.
And like evidently, he was supposed to turn that whole program around in one
game.
It just, it is what it is.
And I don't think this is a reflection of Bill Belichick or anything.
What it really is, is it's just how fat, man-titted, petty sports writers.
It's just, it's just how they are.
And I also think it didn't, it didn't help Belichick's cause that Tom Brady was
an absolute dreamboat at the time married to a supermodel.
I mean, these are people that eat Cheetos and their man-tits sit on their beer
bellies.
And just to have to go into that locker room and interview these people and
then leave, you know, and go out and get into a Honda Civic, you know, it's
just, it wears on you after a while.
And then when someday, when you get your chance to fucking, you know, write a
hit piece or not vote for them, they do it.
So there you go.
I mean, that's what it is.
I mean, the guy, he's got eight fucking rings.
I don't know how you don't get in.
But okay, I guess the guy who never played the game at the level feels that
that's, he's going to get in.
And nobody's going to remember that he didn't get in the first time.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Anybody that knows anything about football knows what the fucking guy did.
You know what I mean?
It's like that kid on the Montreal Canadiens who just scored that hat trick
against the Bruins.
It would be me, like, saying that guy sucks or that the refs did something or
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, I would never do that.
That kid can fucking play in Montreal.
They got the best team that they've had in a while.
And they look really fast.
There you go.
Look at that.
How hard is that to do?
Now, as far as their color commentator, I mean, that guy could, you know, I get
it.
He's a homer.
I like that guy, too.
If I was a Canadian fan, I would be happy.
I think that when we let up a goal, he still brought up the toe save that
fucking let.
That was the sweet rebound that the other team knocked in.
Oh, heck of a toe save.
I'm on the bow.
Anyway, I will tell you this.
If he's like that in his marriage, he's going to be married forever.
Oh, you let up the credit card, honey.
But, oh, look at the nice stuff you bought.
By the way, my apologies to every Canadian person out there.
I know this is the worst.
This is the worst Canadian accent ever.
Admit it.
I admit it.
Okay?
I get it.
I get it.
But he just kept going, oh!
And I got to tell you, it was pissing me off when I was running it.
When I was running it.
I was watching it.
I was running it back with my fucking built-in VCR on my TV, whatever you call
it.
The DVR.
I was just watching the TV.
I was downstairs in the living room.
Just watching it.
Just going, oh!
Just yelling at the TV.
I mean, it's really ridiculous.
Anyways, so it's a couple of weeks here before the Super Bowl.
Maybe 10 days or some shit.
And I'm contemplating whether I want to go.
It's right up the street there, right outside of San Francisco.
I'm going to be up in the area anyway.
But I don't know, man.
It's at my age, like, I'm not going to spend, it's like four fucking grand or
something.
I'm going to spend four grand to sit next to an adult who's wearing everything
but cleats
and 12th man written across his face and you know is not going to sit down for
the whole
fucking game.
Listen, I'm not saying all Seattle fans are like that.
But, like, when I was growing up, like, people went to a game and you just, you
wore what you wore when you shoveled the driveway.
Like, I just don't understand, like, this Star Wars level dressing up that
people do.
Like, they'll put, like, they'll put, like, the black shit under their eyes.
When I was a kid, there was one, there was, like, always one, every fan base
had that one guy.
Kind of like the Jets.
They had the guy with the fire helmet.
You know, you had that.
The Orioles had the guy that got up on the dugout.
You had one lunatic and it was fun.
And he sort of led the crowd in cheers.
This is before the giant, you know, scoreboards and the DJs and all of this
other fucking horse shit.
And, you know, I didn't mind that.
But when it became, like, everybody in the crowd, I mean, you look at the crowd
at a Raiders game
and it looks like you're at Comic-Con.
I don't understand that.
But I also know that I'm old and time has passed me by.
So I'm not saying what they're doing is wrong.
I'm just saying I don't want to sit next to that.
I don't want to listen to some fat person wearing a football jersey screaming,
let's go, this is what we do, beast mode.
And then having to sit there for 10-minute breaks of commercial