Name: The Game, Dean's Birthday, Beer Scam | The Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-26
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Game, Dean's Birthday, Beer Scam | The Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-26' from Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-06. Transcript available.

The Game, Dean's Birthday, Beer Scam | The Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-26

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the thursday afternoon
just before friday
monday morning podcast and i'm just checking i'm just checking in on you you
know just seeing how's
it going gonna fucking run my yap for 30 goddamn minutes been talking all
morning pitching fucking
shows and shit um but here i am getting ready for super bowl sunday um hey bill
you're going
to the game no i am not i'll be in the vicinity i'll be up there i thought
about going to the game
um but like i when i went to that that kc san francisco game i just couldn't
believe how long
the commercial breaks are because i'd gone to i hadn't been to a super bowl in
like 20 years
and it's always been a bit of a spectacle but um i don't know i'm just i'm into
the game i want to
see the game i want to hear the announcers i want to know what's going on
you know i i don't need somebody from the fucking food network doing cartwheels
with some k-pop band
or whatever the whatever brand adjacent shit is going on it's really fucking
crazy
that these athletes that perform in the super bowl i would really think that
the
the head coaches like part of your game plan has to be talking about the pacing
of the game
how long halftime is how long the commercial breaks are how many like things
that like how do you keep
your head in the game um going away that i mean there's enough time to heal
from an injury
on some of those commercial hey i'll tell you it's a long time you know what i'm
saying um
yeah and then just then also like this whole you know i'm i'm just i've aged
out of going to games
i feel like um games of that magnitude when there's going to be an extra level
of like comic con
people just like dressing up
i was just joking with a buddy of mine said back in the day you could tell what
somebody did from a
live for their for a living by what they wore at a game do you see people
dressed in jeans and a t-shirt
someone else would have a suit on you just fucking came from work you just went
to the game you didn't
have to dress like you were on the field and then you didn't stand up unless
something exciting was
happening that whole new thing that i stand up and i yell the whole game and
that means i'm more of a
fan than you are i mean it's like i i don't i don't i don't get it i don't know
why you're wearing
eyeliner i don't know why you have a football helmet on um why you feel the
need that you you're going
to be the cheerleader of the section i don't know where did it start did it
start in cleveland
first with the dog pound when there was grown fat men eating dog biscuits
thinking they were
intimidating the other team i always love that you think your costume is
intimidating people it's
like they have to deal with actual violence in the result of concussions that
are going to affect
their quality of life until the day they die but you know you're you're
overhead dressed like boba
fett i'm sure that that's a major distraction so anyway um yeah the the let's
let's fucking go
what whenever that started um i think players started saying it first and then
everybody else
starts saying it i just saw this great highlight of of even like in women's
sports they're doing it
and there was this great highlight of this woman rounding third base and she's
going in to home
plate and the ball gets there and she fucking leaps over like head first over
the catcher
goes past home bait and comes back and touches play it was an amazing play
but then when she gets up she she she gets in the catcher's face and goes oh
yeah that's surprised like that's when i stopped clapping i'm like why did you
just do that i don't
you know if you if you get up to the plate next and you strike out like then
what happens
does the pitcher walk all the way up to you and go oh and you're like that dumb
i'm not going to blame women because guys started doing it i don't understand
that and then that is now
bled into the stands like the amount of people in the stands that should get a
flag for taunting
like i i don't understand it's like i like my team i'm rooting
for my team but i understand that i'm not doing anything
so as much as i'm giving athletes for making a play on somebody else and
yelling in their
face at least they did something at least they did something but to be in the
stands
like that's never made sense to me that it escalates to the point
like when like the fighting in the stands it just never somebody's rooting for
another team and you
escalate it to the point where there's a fight and then you get escorted out by
the cops and possibly
um are now facing some sort of assault charge
i don't know dads getting into fights at each other at kids games like
this there's just a lot of people that aren't happy with their own lives that's
that's kind
of like what i'm feeling and listen i'm not saying that i don't get like
ridiculously into
shit but like i i don't get i've never gotten so into something
that i'm gonna taunt a perfect stranger
oh baby hell you know what you know what that's not right maybe like
in uh like when i'm driving road rage or whatever or something like that
dude even like in my stand-up back if somebody like heckles me or whatever
like i try to keep it i'm not trying to escalate it to like a physical
confrontation
i'll deal with the person but like i usually just like ask questions
or something of uh something of that nature but uh
i don't know maybe maybe i'm not maybe maybe it's because i don't want that
smoke as the kids say
maybe i'm not tough enough
to be in uh to be in this world i don't i don't know i don't know what it is
but like um
it is kind of fascinating where i you see like when fans act like the people on
the court like
where does it start who's influencing who who's the parent who's the kid um
yeah and it is there an age where you're too old to wear like a jersey
with another man's name on your back like your high school sweethearts um
anyway all right i think
i've said enough having said that yeah i'm just gonna you know i'm gonna watch
it over a buddy's
house up there i'm gonna smoke a cigar watch a little bit of the game this is
my last by the
way this is my last weekend of cigars and then i go back on another one of my
three-month sabbaticals
um and then i'm just sort of on my way but anyway let's talk about this week uh
i finally watched that uh bruins tampa bay lightning game uh the stadium series
and jesus christ
we were up five to one ended up losing the game i think six to five
and i haven't quite finished the third period but like
that the last five minutes seven minutes of the second period is the most undisciplined
period of
hockey i i think i've seen in a long it was like contagious we just kept taking
one
penalty after another and as much as like the the refs missed uh that penalty
on tampa and
mcavoy got in the guy's face he was right all the penalties they called on us
were right
like i didn't know what we were doing it was uh one of the uh one of the
greater acts of
self-sabotage i've seen in a while so um
you know it was such a we were playing we took completely took the crowd out of
the game and in
five minutes they had two five on threes and then we got another penalty but
there's no way for you to
go down they won't have you out there five on two so what they do is they send
somebody to the box and i
think it just extends how long you're on five on three the guy was trying to do
the math they
literally ran out of places for people to sit down like you ever see back in
the day when like an extra
pilot would fly like uh leonardo dicaprio when uh catch me if you can they had
that little jump seat
i didn't realize there's a little jump seat in the penalty box once you get
three people sitting there
and then there's this extra one they just sort of pull it out like a folding
chair we had four people
in there it was like kastelik was in there uh i think corrali was in there for
covering up the puck
kastelik for cross-checking somebody after they scored on a power eat a fucking
swayman our goaltender
the guy had like 11 penalty minutes in his career got seven minutes in the
final like seven minutes of uh
of the second period one two for delay a game and five for fighting when they
had a great goalie
fight so the goalie fight was great though um so i know he played florida i
heard it was a great game
i don't know who won but if i was a betting man um i would have bet on the bruins
just because of that
brain fart of the second period we had they would want to redeem themselves
and as far as i saw i think marchand is day to day i think he was out for the
panthers which is weird
saying marchand's out and being relieved after all those years of rooting for
him when he was
wearing the bruins jersey there so anyway plowing ahead um i did the uh i did
dean del rey's 60th birthday party
at the avalon we did the bon scott uh tribute again and um just had so much fun
i did fun doing uh
stand-up uh ian edwards byron bowers uh russell peters dean and myself
everybody just screwing around
uh and then all these people were there my half brother now that everybody
knows uh
was there um jerry cantrell was there
fucking uh gene simmons was there he showed he came out and he played um
it just was fucking it was insane uh mikey nez josh z billy roe dean del rey of
course and um
steve gorman and then you know brad wilk was supposed to be there unfortunately
he got the flu
and at 10 o'clock at night the day before the gig dean texts me he goes can you
reach out can you
can you somehow get to chad smith so i knew somebody that knew him reached out
to him within
five minutes chad's like all right yeah i'll do it what time's the show and we're
like uh
seven o'clock doors eight o'clock show he goes all right i got something to
seven i'll be there
and he showed up he didn't even do soundcheck he just sat down and played and
crushed it and didn't
even meet him miss a beat so steve gorman was already crushed and then chad
crushed and i had to
follow those two fucking beasts and not only are they obviously professionals
and they're amazing
they're also really tall mountain mountainous men an old average size billy
goes out there
i gotta adjust everything i just left the hi-hat where it was and i just had to
bring the snare
to where i could like handle it or whatever and uh went out and played i had a
great time i thought
it was the most relaxed i've played made a bunch of mistakes or whatever but i
was able to just you
know not drop the beat or whatever and uh drum sounded great and um
i don't know i just so i i did um i did sin city
um which you know is just classic you know phil rudd's tricky or whatever but
it's more
really just being locked in with like sort of his feel or whatever so i did
that one and dean sang that one
and then uh the second one i did dirty deeds with allison mosshart it was just
like a total
you know i mean she fronted dead weather i mean she's unbelievable just
unbelievable and uh her energy
was crazy and uh that really helped me so i wasn't like nervous because i was
just i was watching like
a fan look at her she she is a woman possessed when she gets up there and sings
and then uh dean came out
came back out and we finished with uh oh hell ain't a bad place to be the uh
the live version of it
which is one of my favorite songs off of that album and uh that killer if you
want blood you got it live
album so uh and josh homie came out in the end and sang um
uh uh what the fuck did he sing uh night prowler i i know i'm forgetting people
there was so many
goddamn people on that oh justin chancellor from tool uh played bass on a
couple um yeah man it was
it was uh kind of the who's who of everybody that i listened to in the 80s and
90s man it was just it
was unbelievable so um thank you to dean and happy birthday to dean it's just
like one of the great
like uh and then all the fans who came out they get so
fucking into it and it's such a fun show because i feel like
it's like the crowd a