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Super Bowl, The Bay Area, Birds | Monday Morning Podcast 2-9-26 | Bill Burr

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday Morning
Podcast.
But Monday, February 10th, 2026, what's going on? How are ya?
How's it going? Oh, Billy lost his voice here.
Fucking doing all that. I was up there for the Super Bowl weekend in the Bay
Area.
The Bay Area.
Didn't go to the game, as always, but I went up there and, you know, I played
the game.
I schmoozed. I did what I have to do. That's like Showbiz Comic Con, I guess.
I got a bunch of funny stories. Some of them I got to kind of talk around.
But anyway, let's get to what you want me to talk about. Let's talk about the
game.
I mean, that was just total domination. We just were not ready for prime time.
And they played mistake-free football through the whole playoffs.
I mean, they didn't turn the ball over once, which nobody's ever done.
And that left side of our offensive line, they weren't even going around him.
They were just pushing our linemen into the quarterback.
One time, a guy was getting blocked by, like, our center.
He literally reached around the guy and pulled Drake down.
I think Drake's taking way too much shit.
It's like, how are you supposed to get into any sort of a rhythm if you have
one and a half seconds to get rid of the ball and you keep going three and out?
I felt like in the third quarter, it finally got to him where he wasn't in a
rhythm and it was all of a sudden, like, you know, it was death by a thousand
field goals.
You know, in those three and outs, we kept giving him a short field and then
they would go down the field and every field goal was like a chip shot.
I don't think there was a 40-yard field goal the whole damn game.
I don't know all the names here.
That number zero was a nightmare for us.
Our defense played great.
I can't believe they didn't get tired sooner.
You knew the touchdown eventually was going to come.
I thought our defense played great.
But I'll be honest with you, man.
Fucking, I thought if they went 8-9, 9-8 this year, I would have been happy.
So I think the Patriots organization, we'd, like, way overachieved this year to
get there.
And we just ran into a team that was, like, just, they were just on another
level.
And that Kenneth Walker III, I mean, that was an undeniable MVP performance.
I mean, that guy, Jesus Christ.
I don't think anybody got him down the first hit.
And there were some big guys, too, hitting him.
So he was a force of nature.
Dude, even their punter was killing it.
And they kept pinning us down there.
And then we'd go three and out.
And then they'd get the ball in their 40.
And, oh, it was just, I don't know.
But we had a great time.
We had a great time that weekend.
And then the Bad Bunny thing.
I don't know.
That's one of the greatest halftime shows I've ever seen.
And it's one of my favorite things about traveling is, you know, when I go to a
country and I don't know the language, is trying to figure out, you know,
through body language and what I'm seeing and all of that.
And, like, the level of creativity, production and all of that.
People are still, like, breaking down what was, you know, going on in that
whole halftime show.
It reminded me of that movie Sinners where you could probably go see that movie
20 times and still miss half the stuff that they've, the amount of layers of,
like, creativity was incredible.
I mean, if you're into that type of thing, if you, you know, realize that the
world is made up of all different kinds of people and there's culture and
language and all of that, you see the beauty in it.
You know, there was really something there to enjoy.
Anyway, I don't know what else to say about the game.
I thought I was going to do, like, a 10-minute thing, but it was just so
thorough.
I actually appreciate the ass kicking because, like, there was, they just sort
of ripped the Band-Aid off.
It was just, once we came out in the second half and, you know, we get the ball
back and it was just immediately more of the same, I was like, oh, God.
And you just knew that eventually the touchdown was going to come.
Gonzalez could only save us so many times.
And, like, also, I don't know, maybe we should have gone hurry up something.
Something, like, I, that was my only thing.
If we went, like, tempo, because they were just kicking our ass and then
congratulating each other and just walking back to that defensive huddle.
It's like, can we just, like, maybe do something for some sort of urgency?
Because these guys, this is just like a walk in the park for them.
So, anyway, but I kind of loved the game, though.
Before it got out of hand, like a nice defensive battle, there was no flags.
I know that the refs let a few things go that happened to the Pats, but I
thought they kind of did that on both sides.
I kind of liked the no calls to be on.
I didn't mind that stupid fight on the sideline.
You know, it's the Super Bowl.
People want to win.
People get frustrated.
Fucking open hand.
Who gives a shit?
Like, it's football.
None of that bugged me.
And if they threw those flags, it was not going to matter.
They were clearly the better team.
And I will say the end of the game celebration, there was a lot of people in
Seattle just sort of were.
They had zombie eyes.
It was kind of weird, like culty.
Then the owners coming out and calling the fans the 12.
It was just, that was just, that was cringy.
They're just forever doing stuff like that.
It's like, you were the guys who told us the large and the small beer were two
different sizes, and they were the same.
Stop acting like you're our friends.
I'm happy for the fans, but don't buy into that 12 thing that they're doing.
Like, you hold their feet to the fire.
Those are the, which, if you ever fucking went over to somebody's cookout and
they did that shit to you, would you ever go back?
Would you ever trust them again?
Come on.
Anyway, but we went up there.
I got a little production company, you know, that we're making some stuff.
We're going to be doing a movie later on this year.
So we're going up there schmoozing with all these people, trying to find money
for projects because our business is shrinking, as they say.
And, uh, I went to a couple of really cool things.
The Sports Illustrated magazine party was in the Cow Palace, a place I've
always wanted to go to.
Dean Del Rey always telling me about it.
And you go in there and they have not, this is where, like, Van Halen, I always
hear Van Halen playing there at the Cow Palace and, and all of those bands from
that era would go up there.
And they haven't changed the thing at all.
It's incredible.
I went in there, it, like, when I looked up at the stands, it reminded me of,
like, the odd in Buffalo where the Sabres used to play or Boston Garden with,
like, those yellow seats and the, and the metal railings and this old school,
like, Pepsi scoreboard.
It was so fucking cool.
And, uh, we went back there the next day.
Um, Guy Fieri had, like, this fucking massive, massive, massive, massive.
I don't think people realize how famous that guy is.
Massive.
Like, the Cow Palace was too small for what he was doing.
It was like they were in the parking lot.
They had this giant stage and dry ice and all of these, like, Hall of Fame
football players.
And they had all of this food and everything.
And, uh, I got to meet him and, uh, gave him a cigar.
He's a cigar smoker.
And he couldn't have been nicer.
He was just really, like, he was a really, really nice guy.
It was a great thing, you know, when you meet somebody like that.
He was a sweetheart, right?
So then I'm, like, walking out of there.
I probably shouldn't tell this story.
This guy comes up to me.
He goes, hey, Bill Burr.
Hey, I go, yeah, how you doing?
He goes, can I talk for you a second?
I go, yeah.
He goes, would you be interested in being a, he just said all these letters.
Like, a DTTF thing, you know, for my company, da-da-da-da-da.
You know, and I'm trying to meet these people so I can get money for my project.
So, you know, I'm playing the game.
I'm, like, I'm, like, I don't, I don't know what that is.
He goes, to be, like, a, a spokesperson for, uh, for our product.
And I go, well, what's your, I'm standing in a parking lot outside of the Cow
Palace.
And this guy, I go, what's your product?
He goes, it's a vaccine.
And then he immediately goes, now, you're not one of these weirdos that doesn't
like vaccines,
are you?
And I'm just, and I go, that's how you start your sales pitch?
You're immediately just going to, like, I'm an idiot if I don't, I mean,
vaccines is a
big subject.
I mean, I love that I never got polio.
Are we talking about that or what are we talking about?
Now, all of a sudden, there's, like, 600 different vaccines.
It kind of seems like, uh, the prostate check where first you got to do it
around 50, 48,
45, 40, and they just keep moving it down.
So you, you get checked more, which is a good thing, but it's, it becomes a
moneymaker.
You know, I mean, that's capitalism.
Who thought sticking your finger in somebody's fucking ass, whatever the hell
they do,
is the thing to exploit?
So I say that to him, and he just, I don't know, and he's just talking to me,
and I just
said, dude, I'm not selling the vaccine as somebody who dyes their hair, right?
And he goes, he goes, I don't dye my hair.
And I laughed, and I walked away as he was, like, touching the top of his head.
So I don't know, I was, if, if, guys, listen, I was just teasing, I'm bald, man,
where the
fuck do I get off saying that?
It just struck, I didn't know how to get out of the conversation.
It just felt creepy.
Can you be a spokesperson for vaccines?
It's like, why are you doing this in a parking lot, man?
This all feels like, it's already shady.
Anyway, so I had a fucking great time at that, and we went to a couple of the DraftKings
things, we went to a couple of these things, and it was funny, like, we would
do a lap,
and we would schmooze, and then we would just, me and my buddies would just go
to the corner,
we would end up running into somebody that we knew, and we would just sit
around, I don't
know, I don't even know what the fuck we did, we just were laughing our asses
off, like,
the whole weekend.
Oh, also, I got to, I did a guest spot on Dave Chappelle's show at the new
place where
the Golden State Warriors play, I went in there, that was, you know, obviously
one of the highlights
where I went in, you know, the vibe backstage was just, like, super positive,
super chill,
and then, you know, I'm not going to name any names, but, you know, you go into
the green
room at a Chappelle event, it's just, like, Jesus, I, it was, like, my head was
spinning,
um, looking at all those, you know, I'm still a fan, right, um, and, uh, then
we went out
and did the show, and he's got, like, a great crowd, I got to see Donnell Rawlings,
Ashy
Larry, and, uh, you know, we used to do, we used to do the Rich Bitch Tour, way
back with
the late, great Charlie Murphy, rest his soul, so it was great to see him, had
to fucking
follow him, which is not, there's no easy task, um, but the crowd was great,
and, uh, and the
night before that, to prepare it in between parties, I went over to the Punchline,
which
is still one of my favorite comedy clubs of all time, and Molly Schmincke came
down, and
I went up, and I, you know, I'm trying all this new stupid material, stupid in
a good way,
a fun, lighter way, or whatever, and it was, it just worked, it was awesome,
and then, you
know, we went to Little Italy, just had a bunch of great food, we went to this
cigar bar, which,
by the way, old Billy's on the fucking, I'm back on, I'm back on the 100-day
sabbatical,
um, I smoked three cigars watching that Super Bowl, just like, Jesus Christ, I
gotta have
something enjoyable, although, you know, one of my buddies, we went over to his
brother's
house, and he has, like, this fucking, just amazing backyard, like, set up, and
he smoked
some ribs, and he had this, and he had some, uh, Mexican food, too, Italian
cookies, I mean,
