Name: Stavvy's World #1 - Sam Morril | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #1 - Sam Morril | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-05. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #1 - Sam Morril | Full Episode

welcome everybody to stavi's world we're back with my boy sammy the bull in the
fucking studio
we got super producer eldest figuring out how to start the last time he fucked
the well i don't
know you guys aren't you guys are going to see these in completely out of order
but he's figuring
out the fucking you're getting your hand you're getting the hang of the fucking
buttons the
fucking there's a delay there's a delay in the corner of the room you've got a
lot of plugs
running he doesn't know shit this is the problem i don't know what the fuck i
just was like i'll
just hire my best friend to learn things he has no technical expertise
whatsoever but i don't have
to pay him like a real engineer that's good minimum wage minimum wage i run up
my podcast like a greek
man runs his diner i get i get immigrants with no experience who are fully indebted
to me
this does have diner vibes oh yeah i mean this is beautiful thank you thank you
this is the closest
i'm ever going to come to a vacation i think that's right backdrop so that's
right nice we got my boy
sam morel you guys know him one of the best comics in the fucking biz uh and we're
just you are dude oh
thank you come on i'm blushing uh just released your uh special on netflix same
time tomorrow so
fucking funny go watch it i'm sure you have already um and i'm happy to have
you here because you know
we're just getting started with the show this is like our we're gonna do like a
batch to kind of
figure it out and so you're one of the guys i had to have on because it's also
it's sometimes i know
the people really well sometimes i don't know them but you're one of my best
friends you too i know
your neuroses but it will be it'll be fun to get into with with the larger one
of my neuroses coming
to astoria yeah yeah that's the top of the list literally in a taxi cab i get
in one he goes not
astoria i'm like fuck you that's not legal dude he goes i'm not taking it i was
like ah no but i'm
always pumped to come to come i always i always grill you calamari when you
come to astoria sweet bro
grill calamari might be my favorite thing so good if you're like a good greek
place and you get some
grilled calamari a fucking little uh greek salad you get some dips in the mix
it's nice what's the
one that's like uh fuck there's what are the popular i mean obviously we got tzatziki
but what's the
other one that's like got the fish egg in it oh fucking taramo salata that's so
fun yeah yeah yeah
yeah it's incredible it's like a whipped caviar yeah uh it's it's fucking
delicious yeah greek food is
nice too it's a great date look the tzatziki is a little dicey because it makes
your breath garlicky
but if you go greek salad little fucking grilled calamari it's not a heavy meal
you can still get
your dick hard yeah that's a good point because if you drink too much you get
you eat like a steak
dude it can really affect your penis but a nice henry kissinger dick they call
it just assume he eats a
lot of steak who fucked an insane amount yeah oh sure was like was like the
fuck it was just like a
fucking ugly just piece of shit destroying the third world but my man was
getting pussy
for sure you gotta respect game recognized game you know he kind of looked like
a little bit that
really good character actor who was uh later season of fraser who starts hooking
up with daphne
remember that's who he kind of looked like i don't remember damn look that one
up i think i got it
eldest fucking put get to work man what the fuck are you doing lollygagging
around
support the guests bits eldest
let's see how he tries to let's see how he tries to google this fraser actor
who fucked daphne
no no no almost married daphne almost married daphne i don't remember the late
i will admit i
fraser was like uh i would watch it like the way good i would watch it like
syndicated random ass
so i didn't really follow the you know narrative arc too much donnie donnie douglas
we need a picture
though picture eldest come on tick tock no it's not these are all fucking niles
what the fuck is this
look up don yeah there he is donnie fraser a little bit okay oh yeah what else
is this fucking
guy he's in that comb brothers one the ballad of buster scruggs yes kind of
shit dude sol rubinick
too that's his name that's the actor he was yeah you know what it is uh true
romance he's the
fucking producer oh in the hotel room in true romance a little bit right yeah
yeah yeah yeah look
up henry kissinger puss gets pussy eldest not in the images
but yeah kissinger got his dick sucked it's fucking wild
um but anyway real time with bill mark new rule no more pussy for henry kissinger
uh fuck um anyway yeah so we uh i don't remember what the fuck we were talking
about before that
getting how greek is good yes it's true because it's true you're right it's
certain foods like
seafood's a tough segue in a vagina i don't think it kind of gets you right in
there what do you mean
it depends i mean like what look shellfish i'm thinking i guess the smell it's
pungent you think
it's too spungent for pussy i don't know i'm too pungent for pussy my rap album
that's eldest's dick
he takes it out like whoa what the fuck is that just a wave hits you sometimes
if you wear those like
fucking spandex style athletic underwear and you get a real good workout and
when you take those bad
boys off good god you're like god damn my penis smells horrible you get you get
hit with that wave
yeah yeah you kind of you do the finger on the ball and then you go
what did i do the finger on the ball smell test absolutely it's not good it's
no it's no good pal
um yes but yeah i i did i had a lot of success with shrimp one of my go-tos
during the pandemic was
a girl comes over when everybody was ready to fuck after after everybody was
like all right
we've done four or five months in our homes we all have this fuck right we were
like when everybody
decided like i love my grandma but not this much not six months of no pussy you
know what i mean when
everybody was like there's the bars and shit were still weren't open so
everybody just you would
either like go to a park drink outside these stoop hang whatever i would just
invite girls over got
the balcony i would grill something up the balcony is clutch very nice it was
very nice and i would
honestly seafood was a big i would grill some shrimp make a greek salad maybe i'm
wrong on this work
sushi is obviously like a good date problem is you don't know what you're
paying you go to some of
these omakas places yeah they throw a 600 bill on you and you're like well now
at least i know i'm
getting laid yeah yeah yeah i mean six you owe me yeah jeez you're like you i
show it to her i go look
at that look at that shit right there yeah you just you're like wow 623 dollars
well worth the price
for such great company
and then you tip 10
fuck but yeah dude i uh no i you know the the meal is very important but um no
steak is a dick killer
for sure steak's a dick killer it's also you feel dumber like i remember j you
just did pittsburgh
improv i did it with jp mcdade and uh and james webb my buddy uh and we the
only thing opened downtown
in pittsburgh was what's that brazilian steakhouse fogo to chow yeah yeah it
was your only option so
i was like how do you feel about unlimited steak boys yeah yeah dude we all
felt dumber of course
it slows you down oh and it's just that that the fat seeps into your body yeah
and you're just moving
slower it is really bad to fucking try and to try and get your dick heart after
a lot of red meat
yeah uh but that's you know that's why i think that's like later on in a
relationship what it's like
you fuck before there's nothing nicer than when you're finally at a point in a
relationship where
it's like let's just fuck before the dinner let's know what's happening you
know what i mean we don't
have to fucking you know the pressure to have to get hard after like a burger
yeah yeah yeah i mean
also on top of that like i love the point of the relationship where you're like
let's finish the
series instead of fucking yeah yeah yeah you know what i mean like let's see
what happens in episode
six i just watched his show blackbird with this girl it's pretty good it's like
a dennis lahane
thing it's on apple okay the dude pull up the dude he looks like a jacked
french stewart remember i love
that remember french stewart from third quarter of the sun look up blackbird uh
terence edgerton i think
oh yeah yeah terence edgerton he was in uh the what's what's that shitty it was
the kingsman
he was great in that yeah yeah yeah he looks like jacked fucking
nah he's he played elton john i like that guy oh shit i didn't realize that
maybe it's a different
dude is that the same dude i'm thinking of teron egerton might be a different
look at blackbird
oh that's him there right yeah it was him oh yeah yeah with the hair the hair
he yeah yeah look at
him in the in the orange he looks like jack french stewart he's got a little
french stewart going on
there it's see i've never gotten to the point in the relationship where we don't
uh where we fit
where like i like i guess it's and that's not because you know we always fuck
and i don't think
that's anything that's not saying like what a sexual beast i am that just means
like i've never
gotten into the actual serious part of a relationship you know what i mean like
i've never gotten to
dabbling i've dabbled my longest relationship was a couple years and even then
it was like on
again off again and so i've never energy the off again because then you come
back in you come back
together strong yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's it will never work because there's
so many like
there's so many just you will never recover from the sins of the beginning when
you treated her like
a different just you're like oh yeah i mean i guess i'll get head from her and
then that's i'll
never see her again and then like you're like oh i guess this is gonna keep
happening and then
you just can't ever it's so hard like patrice had that great you know
patrice is hilarious not the guy you want to consult when it comes to misogyny
and healthy
relationships with women but he was like yeah you know you start in an entry-level
position you get
to 2 a.m on a tuesday shift and then you work your way up like that's how we
thought relationships
should work in my experience it's very hard people remember how you treated
them on that 2 a.m tuesday
shift you know you gotta be good to the late night shift too you gotta be good
yeah you can't be bezos
they gotta have they gotta have bathroom breaks you bring in some pizza for for
the break room every
once in a while you know late night food but then the late night food is
dangerous too because you
order food and then as you said sex is sometimes off the table yeah you're the
late night pizza well
that's why yeah it was it's nice to to get it i have had it when i was really
in the zone when i was
really in the pussy getting zone when i'm just like feel like fucking uh uh i'm
just like doctor
what's his name dr x from the x-men professor professor x where i'm just like
you know i'm just
like levitating i'm using all my powers it's like i'm getting pussy and it's
like i literally will put in
a fucking seamless order in like right before i'm about to start getting pussy
wow and then it's like
it comes in a nice 40 minutes and that's the one good thing about covid they
don't knock on the door
and interrupt just leave it you used to have to tuck your dick in your like
underwear and kind of hide
and like lean and make weird eye contact but due to covid they just leave it at
the door i haven't
you get it when you get it i've had to do the tuck for sure is look it's
exciting you know the food's
coming but it's annoying there is that is nice though to be to know you have to
fuck with the clock
the clock in your head two minute warning yeah yeah yeah clock management dude
i have had the x's
reach back you know it's doomed i had a i've had i had a girl