Name: Stavvy's World #6 - Petey DeAbreu | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #6 - Petey DeAbreu | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-09. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #6 - Petey DeAbreu | Full Episode

welcome to stavis world everybody we are back another beautiful fucking episode
uh we got my
boy pd the braille did i get it right god damn i feel like an asshole because
people fuck my shit
up and you're the only guy who i'm ever on the fence with and i'm glad i in my
head i got it
right yeah so my boy pd is in the fucking studio we are here uh we hope the
audio isn't fucked up
if it is it's eldest's fucking fault as usual eldest say hello to everybody so
if the audio
is completely fucked if you don't if if you're hearing two of us you know the
albanian to blame
folks no we're good but but i did forget my mic was off but we're good we're
good uh so we are
fucking back it's so nice to have my boy pd in the mix in the fucking studio he
remarked we got
the net video girl light on which is correct i was like where the fuck because
i didn't buy this
it's like where have i seen this before why am i a little hard unpacking this
light right now
um and so it's nice we're fucking we're coming and and that begs the question
which we talked about
before but i would like the people something to open up to the floor is what
cinematic universe is
bigger for you is it the net video girls cinematic universe or is it the marvel
universe and i'm
going to go net video personally eldest how about you i don't know i i don't
know either of those
wow oh wow mr too good for marvel too good to jack off to net video girls can
you believe this
fucking guy he's running for office i really don't know either of those you've
never seen a net video
girls fucking porno no what is that video oh my god hey this is mike from hollywood
wow dude what kind of shit are you jacking off to elders i don't know i'm just
i'm just up on x videos
actually whatever comes through just doing that sir working that search bar the
search bar or the pick
of the catch of the day i like the catch of the day i find the algorithm is
like too competitive on
not not competitive repetitive on x videos so they always keep giving me the
same i'm like
i saw this on wednesday i need something different for for friday here it's the
weekend
interesting interesting yes uh i'm a fan i'm a net video girl fan myself beauty
girls
i'm a huge i'm gonna say huge sure but i'm only fans fans okay that's good
supporting local business
during the pandemic there was i did go through a stretch mid where you kind of
lost your mind where
it was like if i just it wasn't even like people i followed on twitter if just
somebody popped up on
twitter and i was like i was like i guess i would like to see what her looks
like
and at the same time let her get 12. that's what it is bro this is like man sex
work you gotta
support the sex work absolutely shout out to the sex workers shout out to them
100 i was thinking about
like while i was watching this thing and then i was thinking about like i've
been with sex workers
like but i never sex workers are such a positive fucking name a term of course
yeah like rather than
hooker yeah yeah yeah those are tough escorts are nice i like escort that's fun
but it has more of a
high class con it's the same thing but just like you're wearing a nicer dress
and the guy you suck
off is in a suit probably that's the difference yeah eat the mic shout out to
the sex workers
let them hear it a hundred percent absolutely but not net vid net vids
definitely they not they edge out
um marvel but shout out to marvel too i ain't going it's close because marvel
you know stan lee he from
the bronx oh i didn't know that i did not know that stan lee's from the bronx
so you have some borough pride
yeah and you know that's not his real last name niva what is it liber liber
wow i was like yo how he asian but he looks like this
like what he's from the bronx i was like because he's from the bronx like yeah
yeah it looks like this
of course like liber liber hiding a little judaism my judaism homies from the
bronx switched it up
that's right now kevin klein kept the klein klein of course but uh who ralph ralph
loran ralph
lipschitz yeah not gonna sell as many polos ralph lipschitz laughed out the
building with the
lipschitz is on he's not ralph lipschitz can't ride a horse no no no no he
could write a check
he can't ride a horse i can ride a check ralph lipschitz is on like a bike with
tr with like pads
also you know that's his form of transportation um yeah interesting i did not
know that about stanley
would you look liber shout out to stan lieber he is he still alive or did he
die recently he ripped
all right he r.i.p like i think a couple years ago remember it was a big thing
fucking spider-man was at the funeral oh right
how could i forget how could i forget spider cuss was sick shout out to him
spider-man and spider-man and spider-cuss was drinking henny yeah yeah he had
the blue rag
you ever like hold on so like yeah that's crazy because you remember that did
you ever
see the miles morales one i did that rocked and it had like 20 spider-man yes
spider-cuss was the
only one should have been in there absolutely you're absolutely right we had a
lot we had nick cage
spider-man we had porky pig spider-man where were spider-cuss he better be in
the second one they're
making a the sequel they got to make especially because it's new york like for
the cousins
has to be superhero like peter parker will be in the streets yeah you never see
peter parker no
absolutely not uh i wonder if spider cut i think the i think uh he had he had
his he had his run
there for a second i think it's over for spider cuz nah i never don't think so
never be over for spider cars bro all right as long as there's as long as there's
people to
interview bro as long as people in new york we're tim's you're right spider cuz
he's somewhere he's
somewhere around he's got a career yeah cameo
walkthroughs i pay him for like if i had a party i would pay him for a walkthrough
because spider cuz he doesn't have to stay the whole night drinks
drinks on me as well as you want spider guys has to wave at your guests
he got a section you'll just walk through chili section
wow okay and you're at the baby shower when you get married spider cuz will be
there any event
barbeque baby shower kinsiera kinsiera i'll be like yo get sturdy 2e0 when you
get there
spider cuz i don't know spider cuz i don't think he can dude nah he has he's
from the bronx
well no i was gonna lie i just made that i was just about to claim spider cuz
from the bronx he could
be he certainly is bronx coded he certainly feels like he's from the bronx he
can only be from three
well nah i don't know he might be from staten island i was about to say he
could be from queens
yeah yeah yeah yeah you never would have thunk type like sleeper aren't a lot
of those guys aren't
a lot because he's from he's one of the uh new york uh that tick tock what's
that called the street
talk guys isn't he one of those guys yeah yeah yeah i feel like a lot of those
guys are weirdly from
staten island but who's to say it's like whoever chills and whoever chills in
the deuce yeah but it's
like a bunch of people from all over the city though like you know what i'm
saying definitely
comes through like because they got a different edge yeah you gotta think about
the average stat
and now they got a chip on their shoulder like yo you trying to play me of
course because no one
respects anyone from staten island it's a stupid place to be from it's like how
are you from new
york city and it's like where you from it's like from buffalo yeah yeah like
you gotta fight for the
respect like a different it's yeah it's definitely easier to get to like parts
of upstate new york
than it is the staten island i'm saying it's annoying i'm like hudson valley no
problem we get
the hudson valley across the seven seas yeah that dude i was pissed at how far
it was i dropped a
friend off there she was like uh i was like oh i'll just take you i was
figuring it's like going to
brooklyn it was not like going to brooklyn you got to go over the verrazano the
verrazano
sucked had myself a slice though not too bad myself a slice but what's up with
you though pd i haven't
seen you in a while my man you know and by the way sorry folks we got we had a
we had a rich vein
of discussion we had to open up with uh net video girls versus marvel but i
want to say we will be
getting to your questions very soon you know how the show works by now it's
been we don't know
what order or how many have come out yet we're still figuring it out but you
know how it goes
we uh we will get to your calls pd here has a wealth of knowledge you'll find
out all about
we'll talk about a little bit about pd's backstory hilarious comedian obviously
that goes without saying
uh but he he's got a perspective that's going to help you out call 904-800 stav
eldest right now is
flashing the number that is earning his pay with some graphics right now um
that's the number call in
keep the calls coming we will solve all your life's problems but you know we
got to chop it up a
little bit we got i got to catch up with my boy we got fucking we got plenty to
discuss yeah what
you've been up to man i feel like i haven't seen i mean obviously pandemic
happened we see each other
all the time out at shows and then the whole world fucking shifts but what's up
with you man yo i've
been chilling bro just getting older and you know yeah i had a birthday
big 40. the big 4-0 how you feeling i feel wiser yeah bro i'm telling you like
november 1st i was dumb as
shit dude november 2nd i woke up i was like something kicked in i was like
perpetuity
and now i'm just on the quest to learn bro i love it i feel like i know any big
lessons
anything really hit you um damn there's a lot of lessons man like like wait
sometimes you know
when people be like i ain't gonna lie yeah sometimes it really be a lie yeah
absolutely that's
that's a good one yeah because people be like or people be like so you're
telling me you've been
lying to me this whole time and you're like well yeah of course i have been
yeah
and now to 9 out of 40 i'm learning about the truth bro okay a lot of about a
lot of the theme
here is honesty uh sets you free yeah yeah yeah what was there a big truth you
learned i'm sorry i
don't mean they keep asking these these yeah i mean you know what it's shorty
of course your
boy told a little a little fib nah but you know what they call see that's why
when you fall you 40
you you put everything into perspective yeah she's like yo you you lied by omission
right and i was
like i didn't know what omission was but just my natural reflex was like to
deny it i was like
i was like nah you wild yo your boy ain't never lied by omission submission or
none of that and then i
googled omission and i was like yo i'm posted just snitch on myself what the do
you mean you didn't
catch my hand in the cookie jar and you want me to eat and digest the cookie
and come back after i
shitted the cookie out and be like yo i know you didn't catch me at all of
course but i did it i did
do something bad lying by omission yes that's that's just getting away with
something i'm not bringing
it up yeah but now but through the through the through the trials and tribulations
you know what
i'm saying i realized learning omission yo i realized the most gangster you
could do is tell
the truth bro interesting yeah because you're like what am i hiding yeah no
respectfully who
the are you for me to be lying to you right so what i got my dick sucked on the
six
it was going express no one was on the car that's the way i live my life
all right you got me busted i'm busted you know but it's better to be busted to
let it out than the
because now when you when you when you when you hide hiding is the worst and
you're worried about
it now you're looking like the dude with the trench coat and the glasses or in
the newspaper of course
yeah if you lie you think that makes you a sec eventually you end up a sexual
deviant
yo you know it's crazy because it's very catholic bro in my mind even