Name: Stavvy's World #8 - Devon Walker and Alex English | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #8 - Devon Walker and Alex English | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-23. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #8 - Devon Walker and Alex English | Full Episode

Welcome to Stavi's World, everyone.
Holy fuck, I got my fucking boys in the mix.
I love dropping the theme song on the unsuspecting.
I had no idea what it was going to be.
I was really expecting, like, elevator, like, jazz.
Nah, dude, look where we are, dude.
We're in the diner, dude.
We're in the fucking diner.
Pretend we're getting terrible service at a diner.
We're waiting for some old Greek bitch with a lazy eye to come bring us pie for
an hour and a half.
That's the vibe.
We're waiting on a waffle that's been sitting on the counter for 25 minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kyriakos is too busy sexually harassing the hostess to make your lamb.
And that girl, she in high school.
Yeah, without question.
And he got a family.
Yeah, absolutely.
But the waiter's also very much flirting with the black girl that you might be
there with.
Oh, 100%.
Remember, we would go to the diner on Sundays after the dinner with Marie Faustine.
And, like, can we start ordering?
Because Marie is talking to this man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm mesmerized by her.
Oh, I love that.
Oh, if Marie went to Greece, the amount of, like, sexual harassment that she
would, like, you know, she would attract and also, like, destroy also.
I would, like, Marie versus that kind of, like, horny, perpetually horny
foreign man.
That's a fun matchup.
I would love to see.
That's a fun.
That's a, like.
I would love to see, you know, like, when Aubrey, are we watching White Lotus
do that?
I haven't seen this season.
The scene where Aubrey Plaza, like, walks by herself into that other town and
she went with the lady.
And then, like, all the men are kind of, like, circling her kind of in a weird
way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Would love to see that happen to Marie.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But, like, somewhere where I can protect her.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Out of context, it sounds like we want something horrible to happen to Marie.
We are not trying to get our friend and we want good things for her.
We don't want her to be.
I want a desert white man to circle her like vultures in a desert.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, stop.
Stop.
How do you feel about the fact that, like, Italians in America, Italians really,
like, they're so represented.
In terms of, like, the off-white.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
White people.
They get so much more representation than the Greek folks.
Sure.
How do you feel about that?
Well, you know, that's a great question.
And I do think we're kind of, we are the, like, in terms of the off-white.
I think that's a good way to put it.
Yeah, yeah.
Because y'all are white people, but, like, y'all really make it known that,
like, you're
like, no, I'm this thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Greek people, especially.
Yeah, Greek people are really.
Y'all are basically black.
It really is.
Y'all are kind of, like, y'all are kind of, like, black people.
I don't co-sign what he's saying here.
I don't co-sign this at all.
But you know what?
When it comes to, like, the cultural sort of, like, y'all have a specific kind
of culture.
Stav is black adjacent because he's from Baltimore.
That's true.
Maybe that's what you're picking up on.
This is not, like, a normal Greek, this is not every Greek man that you find.
That's true.
Stavros is a real housewife of Potomac.
Yeah.
Hell yeah, dude.
Absolutely.
Yeah, we're kind of, like, we're the cult classic, you know, because we're,
like you said, we're
a little, we are, I would say we're, on average, less white than most Italians,
especially in
America.
Yeah.
There's been a big, like, I think a lot of Italians are super assimilated,
where most
Greek people, like, we cling on to that shit.
Like, I was honestly, for the first time in my life, I was thinking about it.
I was like, damn, I might, like, take Greek classes, because, like, my friends
are having
kids, and I don't want, I want to speak to them in Greek.
Like, I want to, like, refresh my shit a little bit.
Yeah.
And I, like, it kicks in when you're in your 30s, you're like, oh, I do care
about my
culture and my heritage.
But I am working on a bit where it's like, I think Greek people are, if we're
being honest,
we're, we're probably the most light-skinned Arabs.
Like, that's, that's, that's, like, the real, that's, like, who we actually are,
you
know, because it's, like, it's, like, it's, it's, like, I think we only became
white because
white people wanted ancient Greece on their resume.
Yeah, yeah.
That's, that's my, like, that's my theory, is that they couldn't count us as
Arabs, because
that would mean they get democracy, and white people really wanted democracy.
So that's, there's a whole bit I don't want to spoil it.
Folks, Stavi.biz, the fat rascal tourist out there.
Check him out on the road, baby.
These bits don't come from free, you better pay your ticket fee.
That one's going to make the special, so I can't, I don't want to give it too
much
away, but I fully, I see what you're saying.
And that's, and by the way, 904-800-STavi, guys, call in.
We got, I don't know if I even said, Devin Walker, Alex English, two of my boys,
so funny.
Yeah, give him a cheer.
Honestly, Stavi, I'm going to, I'm going to push back a little bit.
Because as I get older, I find myself moving away from my culture.
Oh, interesting.
His culture is Detroit.
That's what he's referring to.
And you know, I'm just like, you know, but there's just certain things that I
tend to
turn away from.
Let me hear them.
Like, for example, do we need the swag surf anymore?
Swag surfing.
I think we're done with the swag surf.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think it's come back around.
Here's the thing, Alex.
It was gone, but it's come back around the way, like, you'll listen to the
Beach Boys.
I'll listen to swag surfing.
Like, that's my, that's our oldies, bro.
Like, we're going to be, we're going to be like 80-year-old men and like, I'll
swag.
I'll surf.
And our knees aren't going to be able to bend all the fucking way.
So let's just retire.
I mean, something about it.
We'll be doing an arthritic.
Something really about it, when it happens at a party, my vibe changes.
I get that.
I think, you know.
I think maybe you're more worried about, that's a, that's just a clear,
sign of your mortality approaching.
Also, some niggas have really gotten into natural deodorant,
and I don't want to share that space with them.
I didn't know there was a swag surfing epidemic going on in New York City nightlife.
If you're at a black function, the swag surfing problem is going to happen.
If you're in a black place.
I've been on the road too long.
I haven't been to a black party.
Somebody who's been to college between the year of like, oh, seven.
Oh, 2012.
2012, of course.
That's kind of our, what is it?
What's the thousand miles?
Oh, journey?
Yeah, that's kind of, that's, that's our dope talk, believe it.
Yeah, that's getting played, that's getting played late at night.
It's so funny.
Sweet Caroline.
Yeah, that's our sweet Caroline.
It took 50 years for black people to be carefree and frolic like that.
It took, you know, all the, all the like, black anthems from the 70s are all
about like,
oh, you know, fighting oppression.
Yeah.
But it took until 2011 to get, to get a fun bop.
Maybe, maybe I'm taking some, taking something away from my community.
Yeah, you see that, Alex, you're being anti-black right now.
I'm becoming, I'm becoming Candace Owens.
Bro, I really am.
I've said it for a long time.
Alex is heading in the wrong direction.
He's not, he's gonna, give him like 15 years and, and more money.
Let him change trash brackets a few times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna start.
I'm leaving.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love it.
He's from, Alex is from Michigan.
And one time we were talking about Michigan rappers and he was like, none of
them niggas
just fuck with me when I was young.
I hope they never get clean water.
And I make every single word.
Listen, I love, I love my people and I know some of these Detroit rappers, you
know, they
are talented men, but they weren't very nice to me when I was younger, you know,
because
a lot of them I know like from, we were around the same age.
Right, right, right.
So, you know, I, I hold a grudge.
Yeah.
One thing I love about, one thing I love about Detroit rappers is it feels like
the naming conventions
are like something with money and something vaguely Italian.
Like there was a guy, who's his name?
Peril Giovanni.
Peril Giovanni.
Yeah, Peril Giovanni.
That's tight.
I love that.
And then somebody was named something De Niro, wasn't he?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, we were just talking about that.
We were, we were watching a, yeah.
I forget, but yeah.
Let me find it.
But you guys got some good, you have some good, there are some Detroit rappers
popping
off right now.
There's a rapper.
And don't let their homophobia stop you from enjoying them as artists.
Oh, I never do.
I never do.
Wait, I, there's a, there's, I forget what his name is.
Fuck, his name was awesome.
I'm trying to remember what it is.
It was something De Niro.
I went to high school with this, I went to high school with this half black,
half, I
want to say Chinese dude.
Nice mix.
He went to my high school.
Very, very, very, very, very nerdy in school, like got good grades, but like
now he, I think
he goes by a rapper named Young Sushi, or something like that, and he's rapping,
and this is something
like, he used to say nigga all the time, and I would be like, is this supposed
to be happening?
I know you got a black mama.
Right.
But like his daddy, I remember we was in, what he, a story that followed him
during our time
school was that, his, his dad like went to jail, because he was a performer,
illegal abortions.
That is honestly the most hood type of Chinese guy you can be.
I like it, like, he, he, he doing crimes, but he's still working medicine.
So, yeah, so his, so his son grew up to become a local Detroit artist.
I forget, I think it's Young Sushi.
I'm trying to remember where it was.
Yeah, he's in one of those bulletproof Chinese restaurants, in the back, behind
the bulletproof
glass.
Listen, that shit was crazy.
It's a fucking, it's a, it's a Planned Parenthood.
That is fucking wild.
That's right.
Respect to him, respect to him.
Yeah, that is, I do love your, the Detroit stories of just like, I mean, my
favorite story
is that you literally were at the Malice at the Palace.
I was there.
You were, you were, that's, that is an incredible Detroit, like, claim to fame.
Jermaine O'Neal.
Jermaine O'Neal.
Jermaine O'Neal fucking clawed his way.
Completely fucking people up.
Bunch of Michigan hicks.
Yeah.
Really fucking the people up.
They came in from the suburbs to watch the game.
I was just such a hood rat, too.
I was like, ready to always see a fight in high school.
So, like, my dad was like, concerned, like, we should get out of here.
The police are coming in.
And I'm like, no, let these bitches fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you get, did you have to scrap a couple times?
Ask in school or at the Palace?
In school, not at the Palace.
I'm not asking if you fought Steven Jackson.
I had one, I had one.
You know Alex was fighting.
You know what I'm saying?
Look at him.
He's, he's gay and he loves to talk shit.
That's the kind of kid that gets in fights.
I punched this one, I punched one nigga in the face in high school, my freshman
year, and
nobody fucked with me after that.
Wow, that's awesome.
You gotta really show you crazy.
Absolutely.
Like, I don't want to fight, I don't, I never really want to, I don't run away
from a fight.
Well, especially like, especially like a fucking inner city, you know, that, we're
all pretty
much the same age in the fucking mid, late 2000s.
Like, yeah, this shit was not, this shit was not very LGBTQ plus friendly.
You know, it's like, it's like, we had a fucking, the gayest kid that in our
high school, this
kid, I won't say his name, but he was like, you know, theater, like, you know,
dancer, like,
and people were fucking with them.
They were like, you know, really about to fuck him up.
And