Name: Stavvy's World #9 - Mike Recine | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #9 - Mike Recine | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-31. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #9 - Mike Recine | Full Episode

there it is oh the music the beautiful music i've missed so much hello
everybody and welcome to
stavi's world i got my boy mike racine on deck hello we're looking nice he came
in he came in
in the tracksuit i said let's go tracksuit baby the whole team's tracksuit up
except of course
super producer eldest in his ll bean looking cute looking real looking real
main lesbian today
yesterday he was dressed like i believe he called himself albanian dundee okay
he was in all khakis
and we should dress like a different type of lesbian yeah oh every day would be
nice because
there's actually a lot of types of lesbians that's true there's a there's a
full toxic taxonomy of
lesbians yeah there is have you seen there's a there's a guy who like chops
wood on tiktok and
he's like you know he's just like he grunts and women you know women get all aroused
over it
apparently there's a there's an outdoorsy lesbian who chops wood i've seen that
yeah yeah
interesting look yeah respect to her respect because you know and she did it
with a sword
which i like here's the problem i want to know it's not your part i was about
to say yeah i really want
to get into this you want to start over no no no we'll just bleep it it's not
your fault it's not
your fault at all i was about to be like i want to get into this deeper however
we've been getting
stabby's world this is a it's a it's a we're trying to figure it all out here
you know youtube we've
been getting um something in our tushies by youtube they've been doing
something to our tushies
they've been they've been graping you even great financially grape grape grape
you think grape works
that's what they that's what they do on tiktok yes and it's making me want to
unalive myself as
they as they also say on tiktok so we're gonna try a new thing here on stabby's
world where doing
segs in my yeah segs in my a dollar sign dollar sign yeah they were doing
youtube is doing segs
in our a dollar sign dollar sign we've been having a couple issues with monetization
and
yeah them saying that our our fun uplifting program yeah we're trying to help
the youth yeah that they're
saying that it is not it's it should be you should have to sign it and prove
you're over 18 to watch it
so yeah we're gonna try a thing where we don't curse for five minutes
day one i can do that because i'm trying to do it at home okay because you have
a child you have a
child yeah maybe we'll just like get rid of uh it'll be funny to do a really
abrupt cut guys the cut
that eldest did at first is me and mike accidentally dropping f-bombs not 45
seconds into this new policy
so you'll you're you're watching this there's been an abrupt cut so we're gonna
give it five minutes
where we try not to curse and then hopefully that tricks are beautiful overlords
i listen i don't
believe in god i believe in youtube please the google corporation keep monetizing
us eldest has to
buy more ll bean sweaters he has to look like a different kind of homosexual
woman every you should
that should be your look um but i feel like it already is but it actually fully
100 is
you you you and you and some like some light not even like the full butch stud
but like a a a soft
butch eldest style is soft butch i want to see you i want to see you do like a
bushwick pitbull lesbian
a hundred percent we need to do like the the man in the relationship and the
woman yeah yeah yeah
switch it up switch it up when you do this guy like yeah just goth when you're
the woman backwards
hat yeah bart simpson t-shirt yeah she's the one who's walking the pit bull
walking the pit and then
her girlfriend is like the more lipstick right right right yeah i don't i don't
think you could pull off
lipstick you gotta shave you think you could be i don't think you have soft
enough features you have
we've covered this he has the hips for it eldest does have a beautiful i have
this shape he does
have a beautiful hourglass figure and he can put his legs behind his head oh
yeah legitimately nice so
yeah so it would really come in handy if you wanted to do some segs in his
dollar sign dollar sign
do you ever think about if you were a girl like the type of girl you would be
what you would look like
because i i hope that i would have big ass little titties yeah yeah oh like a
nice c yeah like that
is awesome when those surprise you yeah because listen i love big naturals i
love big fakies i like
them big obviously i'm on the record yeah and i like to see them a mile away
okay you know i usually i
don't you know subtle they don't have to be subtle is what i'm saying yeah yeah
however when they sneak
up on you when they sneak up on you when a pair of when a pair of breasts yeah
just pop out they're
little but they're round this uh-huh round as hell uh-huh not just kind of they
just kind of sit
there they're very round and they're and they're yeah they're they're popped up
and you're like
these are these are like first round draft pick number one draft pick breasts
yeah these are lebron
james athlete what lebron james is to athletics these titties are to titties
you know what i mean it's
girl next door titties thank you all this thank you yeah and i do like a wagon
though and then a big
wagon that's what i would want to be honestly oh that's a nice well yeah of
course yeah that's how
my that's my mom's body i think that's what my mom has it would be funny if we
all said what we said
and then we looked back and we picked our mom
because i really did think when you said that i really kind of thought like
look i'm a thick man yeah you know i have women in my in my family who are kind
of like you know big
thighs you know like that kind of like a like a thick you know like you're gina
carano's without
the mma training but i think you'd be the opposite of what you are that's i
that's what i like to think
because right now i have big tits and like a flat ass as a man well i like this
is this is italian
philosophy it's like if i was a woman i would be the opposite i got a little tits
and a flat ass
i'd have big tits and a big ace like it's just the ying and yang it's like you're
the exact because
there's nothing if we know anything about gender it's that a man is the exact
opposite of opposite of a
woman yeah yeah and there's two there you could be one or the other yeah there's
only two choices
only two choices get us started right now folks that shit drives me insane
that drives me drives me up a wall now let's talk about what kind of girls
bodies we want
that we're saying i wonder what i would like do for fun if i was a girl it's it's
two hours we're
talking about like our hair the dress the kinds of dresses eldest is on
anthropology we're like i would
wear that that's more of a mike on brunch look but there's only two and you can't
switch no matter
how much you think it would be cool i'll never be a girl and no one else will
either it's not fair
um i would like to think so i think i'll be a thick girl i'll be honest here i
would be absolutely
boned if i was a woman with my with my like um proportions like that because it's
so much harder
to be like the la like you can be a loud fun fat lady yeah people like you yeah
but the percentage
is much smaller loud fun fat guy is one of the is one of the best fat people to
be yeah and a lot
of if you if you take that like rosie o'donnell uh straight rosie o'donnell
right take the lesbian
that thing out of it yeah straight rosie o'donnell no one's no one treats her
like they do john candy
right you know what i mean melissa mccarthy is the closest we've gotten yeah
and it took how long
we never had a melissa mccarthy until the 2000s yeah you're telling me there
were no fat fun ladies
in the 30s and then there were but they call them fat you know fat whales and
like that right they
didn't get any yeah a couple very charismatic ones they it's just a harder game
and i just it's hard
enough to just be a fat man fat people in society no one respects right like on
a baseline level yeah
everyone thinks i guarantee you if there was a study and you just showed the
fat version of someone in
this like someone who lost 30 pounds and you're like who's smarter yeah 100
yeah they're big it's
can be the same person jared logan used to have a joke where he's like yeah i'm
interviewing for
jobs and i'm like a heavier guy and you know that they're just coming in like
this guy's gonna get
marinara sauce everywhere he's gonna microwave fragrant leftovers yeah his
chinese food will stink up the
you know the break room so i would like to think that i'd be a fat fun lady but
there's not a lot of
fat fun ladies it's they just they're not respected in society yeah yeah like
it just even rebel wilson
people like shut up exactly and then yeah she's both ways because it's like oh
she's like a fat fun
lady whatever and then she loses weight and they're like yeah look at this dude
she thinks she's hot we
remember when you were fat yeah yeah yeah you're not gonna trick us how dare
you it's like you're
there's no good there's no good way one or the other but i think i would just
be a fat fun girl i'm
sucking dick so much you know everyone's getting sucked off by me yeah in high
school yeah i mean oh yeah
because the flip side of the an incel becomes if you to do italian philosophy
here again a guy who
really wants pussy but doesn't get it yeah because he wants a connection with a
girl the flip side would
be like oh somebody would let me suck their dicks i'll suck anyone's dick if
they're close to me i would
get ran through so fast if you were because i would be looking for the connect
the same connection i couldn't
get yeah when i was in high school yeah i just wanted you know what i mean yeah
you flip that around
i would have gotten ran through i probably would be great at sucking dick i'm
good eating pussy too
probably when i when i feel like i think back to the the women who are the best
at sucking dick yeah
some of them are a little yeah a little overweight a little on the heavy side
which is great i think
i married the wrong person actually yeah you should you should have gone plus
size i should have gone
plus size yeah interesting yeah i'm gonna think you know i out of my personal
experience i can't really say i
think that's i think that's more fat phobic um that's a more that's a fat phobic
stereotype where
it's like oh they're good oh the fat bitch loves sucking dick yeah i will have
to say i do have to say i
have had some top-notch head from women of all shapes and sizes here but and in
fact probably the best
top of my life was from a very petite a very petite woman i must say so i hate
okay you know i love the
fat computer you know yeah yeah gals i'm sorry for racine went went to bat for
you he said you're all
real cock sucking slobs and i said not all of them
that would be funny to just like you get it so like you're dating a very
overweight woman and she's
like yeah i don't do that and then she's like she puts a whole corn dog yeah
yeah you see her take a
full popsicle put it in the back of her throat let it melt and drink it yeah
yeah you're like come
out yeah yeah yeah what are you looking at
why don't you take a picture it'll last longer
elders what kind we don't want to skip you in terms of what kind of woman would
you be of course
i know you've gave it some thought i think i'd be i don't know i think i feel
like i'd just be
somewhere in the like kind of frumpy librarian
you would definitely be a frumpy librarian probably not that different from
what i look
like when my hair is long yeah that's the thing you're what we were picking up
on earlier calling
you a lesbian is like you on the gender spectrum are in the bell curve you're
here you know what
i mean it's like here's feminine here's masculine you're kind of in the right
where the curve goes
your hips literally you chop your cock off it's really a shame you're not trans
honestly because
you do have the hips for it you would have some nice titties on estrogen
without question i reme