Name: Stavvy's World #15 - Rachel Feinstein | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #15 - Rachel Feinstein | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-13. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #15 - Rachel Feinstein | Full Episode

welcome everybody to stabby's world we are back we can't wait to give to give
you so much advice
we've got rachel feinstein one of my favorites one of the best one of the best
in the biz um
who was feinstein he has no idea who come on let's go to a caller feinstein i
was trying to de-jew it
when i walked in he's like your name's rachel feinstein right and he was
rubbing together
imaginary points i was like we need it we need the blood of a jewish mother for
a spell
my albanian producer is working on he didn't even say hello to me he just said
kanye made some good
points i was like what i just asked you your buzzer number that was off record
rachel please i'm trying
to stay monetized i can't people and then i had to have him redo the theme song
because when i first
walked in they were playing the jews will not replace and i was like stop that's
hurtful honestly
that's just our pump up music you got here early okay that's how we get in the
zone me and eldest do
a little a little uh channeled anti-semitism to get the blood pumping what can
we say we're greek
albanian can i just say that i walked into stop's apartment and it looks like
the feds just came
here like you were on breaking bad and and he and the apology was so light
compared to what i walked
into i was like oh my he's like he's like oh yeah i just got back from buffalo
like what the fuck
could that have to do with it it was a one hour flight i just got back from
buffalo like it looks
like you've been raped and robbed it's horrible out there the christmas tree is
still up and i feel
like i can say this yes because i know that you get such a steady stream of ass
on the road so i'm not
worried about your confidence levels at all because puss wise and that is a
mathematical form of
measurement that is you're doing just fine but it was insanity then he brought
me a water that there
was four bugs in okay they were not bugs four i don't know that they were bugs
was it debris sure
was it mystery debris yes was it probably from the air fryer uh trap that was
also in the dishwasher
it's possible but please don't say it's bugs is it turkey breast or is it
turkey burger debris maybe
uh yes we really i'll just say there is a cheese steak turkey please i'm
watching my figure um so
yes maybe maybe this episode will deal with some of my problems folks because
we are really struggling
over here one weekend on the road and already my life has deteriorated last
week it was like literally
last who do we do we did bobby and his place was spotless i was so excited i
gave him a tour
with and then you rang the buzzer and i looked around i was like fuck i was
like this is what
rachel's about to walk into i'm a mess i know you're not like i'm not running a
tight ship like
there's probably like peanut butter with a key stuck in it in my purse right
now yeah you have a kid
teaming with add i lose a debit card every week i was still like what are you
okay i saw i thought i
saw it in your eyes i was like have i offended rachel somehow and then i was
like a crime happen i was like
are you oh is everybody okay it was wild okay there's some amazon packet you
know we'll take
a picture we'll show it on the we'll show it on the uh on the episode yeah um
it is brutal out there
but i love you though i feel safe here it's a it's a safe space and i thank you
for being so honest
with me uh i really appreciate it well i know that you don't care and you're
like it's not like you're
like if you're an interior designer i'd be like very high end you know i know
like it is you know
this does suck because um i do like to impress my friends who come for the
first time because
if it were clean you'd be like whoa this is a nice place stuff but because you
because we met when i
was a true like i was broke as hell i lived in a one like a windowless room and
i wanted to really
be like rachel i've come up in the world people talk about how much money you're
making yeah but
it's but it's one thing everybody's like sav is making so much money off again
um but then i was
you i was like oh it'll be nice you'll see the apartment she'll be like yeah
good for stuff and
then it was uh it was a crime scene that's why it's so funny that you live like
this otherwise if
you're just poor then i would feel like i'd be a twat to trash you but i've
heard that you are like
teaming with money that's what makes it so funny yeah i'm doing it's like a
wacky story about like
like a celebrity that didn't have to live that way but chose to because they
were so like
creatively harebrained right right right right right yep yep yeah i just i did
walk in here and i was
like generational wealth obviously i saw this and i was like come on this that's
what we're trying
to channel he was knighted this greek diner money is greek generational diner
money um but yes thank
you for coming to my apartment even though it's not having even though it's not
the cleanest it's ever
been um we're excited 904 800 stav folks we're gonna get to your we're gonna
get to your questions
rachel uh she's got a great perspective she you're gonna love hearing from her
but first we're gonna
get to know we're just gonna chat a little bit you know you've been going
clearly you're going through
some kind of existential crisis within one minute so it was funny because while
we were sitting here
you're like am i the fattest ugliest bitch of all time it's like you go you
come in here you look
great i mean i'll just both look like shit maybe me a little more i'll just
looks a little more put
together i'll give that to you you look okay today and rachel just comes in
here and she's like so am
i like disgusting am i like a dog i just you took part in a roast is that what
happened i did
burke kreischer roast which was really fun um it sounds like it was yes zach amico
was writing for
it and um he wrote a few of the jokes about me i can't remember how many of
them made it but he told
me one just like you know casually he was like oh and here's the one i had for
you you know and so
i'm getting ready to maybe like have a slightly strained laugh as i find a new
learn a new insecurity
or a new way to hate myself and um he's like rachel and it was so funny and so
it hurts so bad
he was like rachel's a mom now so she wrote a children's book it's about
herself and it's called
the dog that saved hanukkah and i was like as i'm saying goodbye to him and
then i was like just
throbbing with self-hatred i was like have i not known have i just been the
last to the party that
i've been the dog that saved hanukkah all these years i called up like a high
school friend i was
like really spiraling i'm like am i just putting on lipstick and everybody else
knows that i'm a pig
like is it just over it's been a wrap for a long time and i'm sitting there
painting myself like a
delirious fucking loon you know i was like i just was sure that i'd just been
everybody thinks i'm
just like crunching on snacking on lithium all day and just violently ugly but
i've just been like
putting a lot of bruge on or some shit you know that one hurt and it was so
good like i want to read
that book the dog that saved hanukkah i want to learn about that dog's
adventures it could yeah it
could be yeah that's what made it so painful you should write it you should do
it yeah i turn this
turn this l into a victory make this money for your daughter it's just it's
like a dog it's like a
basset hound with like makeup on doing open doing comedy it's just yeah dog in
a dress you're gonna see
me a month on the view like and there she is
after anti-semitic remarks were hurled at this comedian she turned it into a
positive for the
community you could totally flip it and barry zach at the time you're like he's
a toxic white male
he called me a fat jew it was such a good joke he goes hilarious that's why um
that's i don't think
that he was aware that um i was gonna look at myself in a whole new way but um
i have this bit
are you have you been like looks insecure is that a thing i mean i'm like you
know a lot of women
yeah just a woman in america just pulsing with self-patrient yeah i just catch
like the side of
my face and i'm like just stop it man leave people alone just fucking stop it's
it's hostile
being a woman you're gross is horrible you look great you look incredible you
walked in here i was
like wow rachel like actually like looks nice for this this podcast is bullshit
she looks great for it
and then you're over here like i think i should kill myself i think i should
make my child an orphan
because i'm ugly the problem a lot of it is the comments like i read the you
can't read the
you can't read the fucking comments hey guys do rachel a favor in the comments
talk about ways you'd
like to have sex with her make her feel really good i welcome that let's go the
other if you go on
instagram live it's like so confusing so fast like it'll be like one girl that's
just like you know
i really respect strong women in comedy how did you first realize that you had
it and the next one is
like you like to scissor bitch you know oh thanks you know and then the next
one will be like your arms
are fatter than last week i'm like someone's cracking my arm fat like how am i
supposed to keep breathing
after this there's so it's such an emotional that was the worst honestly of all
of them that's the
worst one i've heard your arms are better than last week it's just like it's
over just why continue
and then there's a guy named mr twat waffles that hates me and he
you can't be giving twat waffles this kind of power rachel so much
like i'm actually i'm absolutely encouraging people to go out and troll and
make a name for yourself
because fucking mr twat waffles did i've been i've been really trying to get
him out there and
there's guys that there's guys that argue with mr twat waffles and like stick
up for me yes and then
i think they must end up like becoming friends and taking vacations together
because like they'll
argue for me and i'll be like yo twat waffles lay off or whatever this guy johnny
boy 69
that's awesome you're fostering a real a real growing community i am of reply
guys in your comments
that's really nice it's funny because like all the good guys you don't even
know their names but mr
twat waffles the bad boy he's the one who gets your attention
here i am just blasting myself every night
he comes in leather jacket motorcycle you fat pig oh jeez mr twat waffles
would you like your mother tonight i think i met the man i'll marry
yes his name is mr twat waffles and he looked at me real special like on the
youtube
that's that is hilarious well you look great you're crazy if you think uh if
those are your
insecurities let's let's talk about your personality i think that's the real
problem
no i'm joking you're great i'm a big fan you're hilarious um why when was the
first i mean this is
just like was it like did you have like uh parents that made you insecure about
your looks did you have
like who who was the first person that made you really one of many insecurities
like i'm not i
would say i i mean i hate myself probably as much as the next broad that's on
camera you know but
but um my pair i was uh scanned a lot as a child they always thought there was
something wrong with me and they were always scanning me yeah
so you're like suction cups i will i will put you on a text thread with my
brothers i'm not lying
on my brain that's incredible because they were just like i would just go to
school and they were just
like she won't learn anything she's just as dumb as a goddamn rock
i just wouldn't focus or learn and i came from you know like intellectual jews
like they were just like
what's going wrong like they were screaming arguments you grew up around here
where'd you grow up
i grew up in maryland my dad was a civil rights lawyer yes yes yes and like you
know he skipped
silver spring bethesda yeah i went to high school in silver spring and um at
this uh school called
thornton friends and i wen