Name: Stavvy's World #23 - Sarah Sherman | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #23 - Sarah Sherman | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-08. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #23 - Sarah Sherman | Full Episode

welcome everybody to stop this world 904-800-STOP we'll solve all your problems
call in
um very happy to have sarah sherman in stavi's world thanks for coming thanks
for having me of
course yeah you got you get the fucking standing oh we got super producer
eldest wearing a loud
garish shirt just for sarah can people see that i had to i had to yeah we got
the camera going
right here yeah he's got the alba cam you know the fuck we do we got high
production value here
at stavi's world i literally would have worn something to match that like i got
a vest with
a bunch of playing cards on it i have my dice earring that i got in vegas i
know i was looking
for like my most garish thing i was like does this even make sense for her does
she would she wear
something so figurative but clearly that is sick i love the i love the teddy
bear my dad got this for
me that's a good look that's a great look now when did this dressing stupid
start would you say
it always always yeah it's like uh i remember in middle school like um i would
go through the i
would like not get parts in the plays or whatever so i would be at play
rehearsal yeah yeah but like
with nothing to do damn so the like old weird lady who did the costumes for all
the plays will let me go
through the costume closet oh wow so i'll be like rolling through middle school
wearing like a hoop
skirt from like you know a shakespeare play yeah yeah yeah it's fun oh wow
interesting so it's like
it's a because you weren't a good child actor you developed a distinct sense of
style i want we did a
musical if you're the lead in oklahoma in seventh you don't have time yeah you're
fucking in jeans
right now yeah yeah you're watching the office you're having fucking pumpkin
spice lattes right
now and look at me now still drinking pumpkin spice lattes but dressing like a
schizophrenic homeless
person i was trying to like actually maybe you can help me with this i did a
show last night
and i was trying to do not to brag did a show last night nice and i was trying
to do
a joke because i just turned 30 and i was like happy birthday thank you so much
and i i was trying
to do a joke like i was dressed like a you know like crayon or something sure
sure and i like on the
on the bus ride to the show bus ride because even though i'm on tv i still like
i'm just like you
people snl don't pay that good folks that's the dirty little secret and you
guys are paying me
like eight thousand dollars yeah yeah yeah we're matching your rate yeah we're
matching your rate
well i like i was trying to think i'm like i'm 30 so i can't like i know that i
can't really like
dress like this for much longer and i was like trying to think but you're on tv
so that kind of
does it yeah you get to be people people give you credit when you're famous
even when you don't
deserve it like they're like oh that's how they behave but you don't obviously
you know that you
don't have to and you shouldn't but you get you get a you know like when i sit
on the train looking
like this i know that i am perceived as like a crazy person on the train right
right right well i
don't know you have like you know the mullet the mullet jewish features they're
like it's a bitch
from brooklyn that's what they're thinking that's true that you own like a
little fuck it like a
little a shot like an ethical coffee shop but and by the way i just want to
remember i have had this
they're stealing your shit no i'm just i'm just saying i just want i don't want
anyone to think
that i moved to to brooklyn i do live in brooklyn cats in the bag i don't want
people to think that i
moved there and had this haircut i've made this bad mistake you know it's
interesting you are really
like you're they them core it's like it's like it's like you are you're you're
she her as far as i know
i'm here you're loud and proud she's loud and proud sis yeah it's about time
you might be the weirdest
like cis rights uh person the most the most uh the most um colorful you know
what i mean i have been
like i've been trying this joke on stage where i go straight power and i hold
my fist up
and the way and i'm like well i look like this so i can like whatever like the
joke is that like
whatever i look you know whatever it's a really good joke but i'm not going to
tell you if you
pay money and like and it does the the chill that runs over the audience i
thought i could kind of
like get away with it well in a weird way when you're doing it it's almost like
you're doing
they them face by doing straight power well there was i don't have but you're
grandfathered in
as far as i'm concerned as far as i'm concerned you've been dressing you kind
of are as well a
little bit you think so in what sense you know you're just like you behave
strangely you you comport
yourself in a bizarre way yeah so in that way you are like slightly infringing
on uh they them
territory oh you think so i think i do a very i look i'm not gonna sit here and
say i don't look
stupid absolutely i've looked stupid i can't believe you got a tooth yeah sorry
why did you
get a tooth just because at some point you got to get a tooth which one was it
this one that looks
normal i know i i there's enough of me that doesn't look normal total you know
what i mean
total but like if you about it i know the no tooth was awesome don't get me
wrong and i wanted a gold
one but it was too fucked up like the the implant had to be a special shape
because my mouth got all
fucked up from losing the tooth yeah you're not supposed it turns out you're
not supposed to have
no tooth for two years sure because then everything kind of like shifts exactly
exactly i have a latent
paranoia or i don't i am constantly feeling like the teeth are moving around
inside my head
they're a little bit they are a little bit but a little bit until you couldn't
tell but i feel like
i can feel it happening you can't i feel like i'm so tense all the time that i'm
constantly like
clenching that's possible you seem like a pretty like high strung person
i'm sarah weed all right do you smoke do you guys smoke weed oh is it too far i
don't want anyone
to hear what i'm saying they can't see your face yeah yeah just don't want to
cover come on bro you're
gonna cover my show business sarah i know we gotta tell you where to put the
mic i know and do you see
my posture and my hat i think i'm feeling shy today i told you turning 30 like
sent me into a crazy
tailspin why do you think that is i don't know it's just like the the crawl
towards death is kind of i'm
experiencing that in an interesting way yeah and as you know my birthday party
that you actually did not
come to you actually texted me i'm never i would never come to that i told you
i i hurt my neck folks
you know i'm trying to get i'm trying to get strong and i hurt my neck uh
lifting weights i was trying
to get too swole and i had a up nerve in my neck i went to the doctor you didn't
say nerve before it's
a trap issue and it up like a nerve in your neck i'm going to physical therapy
tomorrow in fact so
it's not like you know like do stretches like i do i have to do like this i
have to go like this for
like 15 seconds the physical therapy stretches are always funny they like give
you a rubber band and
then you have to like kind of like move a little bit and you're like this can't
be anything and then
you do one thing and it feels like you're about to come it feels so good you're
like oh my neck
like you do nothing and then you get like kind of hard and it's like a
literally the last i
my shoulder up the last time i went to do pt and i was just getting like an
awesome massage from
like an old and that's covered by health insurance yeah i only i had like four
i had medicaid at the
time when i was when i was broke or medicare whichever and look at him now
folks he's got
he's got his own greek restaurant they covered four sessions not enough to heal
you but just enough to
kind of make you make you know what it would have felt like if you could have
gotten fully healed like
a little taste of uh but this guy was just giving me such an awesome massage
that i wasn't hard but i
was like in the place where i was like pretty hard like i was relaxed i would
have been ready to like
if he left and a hot girl came in would have been awesome it sounds like you're
going to be in
physical therapy for the next like two years
not to brag when i was in vancouver recently i know i know i was in vancouver
and i know you're
like touring stuff i can be international as well vancouver's gorgeous it's
really cute it's a great
place a lot of a lot of nature great chinese food really they don't they just
got uber you didn't have
any chinese no but i did wake up listen to this woke up 8 a.m walked to the
water and saw a sea plane
wow can you believe that it's the little things that's cute like a sea plane
yeah yeah but i gotta i
did the thing where like my my flight was at like midnight but they wouldn't
let me check out of the
hotel i i i had tried to get like extended whatever at the hotel check out but
they were like no you gotta
leave at noon so i had to walk around vancouver with a bag like all day like
until my hotel i just didn't
want to be a bother i didn't want to deal with it as i was walking around all
day like went to like
two movies didn't know what to do and then i was like oh i guess i can like go
to a get a massage
or something and in canada when you get a massage they have to jack you off
again well because they
go sorry and by the way every sorry joke in canada doesn't do well no of course
they don't like that
i thought my big opener was gonna be like i look like bubbles from trailer park
boys and everyone's
just kind of like huh yeah yeah yeah i thought that was gonna like slay the
house down boots
yeah that's just like a an obscure sitcom from there like it'd be like you talk
about wings or
something here you know what i mean it'd be like you talking about i thought
talking about trailer
park boys in canada would be like making the office joke or something no no no
that's a definitely that's
like a that's like mullet haircut like that's a that's in the community of
people that look stupid
trailer park boys is like friends but most normal people do not watch trailer
park boys but that don't
you think in canada it's like the thing i don't think i guess not look up most
look up most um uh
popular thing popular sitcoms in canada it's probably some we've never even
heard of oh you
can look at it on the tv wow yeah but i went and i got a massage in canada and
they uh you can they're
covered by health insurance in canada whoa like a fancy massage is like
considered and then it's it's like
like with a diffuser like essential oils and shit in the background yeah it was
the whole thing spa
set up it was the whole and then you check off a thing on your like form like
oh like whatever and
i was like so what did you have to pay stop give me diet root beer and it's
giving me crazy burps today
it's good as fuck we're still trying to get sponsored by a&w how do you have to
ask you would
think that they would i mean isn't this the most popular podcast in the world
yeah we're getting
there not how popular is trailer park boys in canada what's the most popular
sitcom well then
you get like a subjective answer kim's convenience working these are like listicles
probably written
by americans so that's true that's it's hard it's hard to really gauge like
okay okay whatever who
gives a like do you know like okay the point is sarah bombed in vancouver it
doesn't matter i when i was
in vancouver i well i i um the green room to my show was like a curtain like in
a corner you know
what i'm saying in the in just in the room just in the room if i had to use the
toilet i would have
to like be with the common people you know what i'm saying like yeah roughing
it up with the rough you
know your clown shoes are tripping over all the chairs and everything and you
can like you know
it's me and this dog's my little