Name: Stavvy's World #25 - Derek Gaines and Dave Temple | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #25 - Derek Gaines and Dave Temple | Full Episode

Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, 904-800-STOV, call in, we'll solve all your
problems.
Happy to have my boys, I got Derek Gaines, I got Dave Temple in Stavi's World,
thanks
for coming fellas.
Thanks for having me man, thanks for having us.
Yeah, no, we're hanging around, we're talking, watching Family Guy to go to bed.
That's my white noise, Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin is my white noise.
Just seeing Peter's antics.
We're talking that kind of stuff, man.
It is funny, the cultural swing on Family Guy, where it was like, I don't know
if you guys
remember, we're all about the same age, but it was like, when it first came out,
and it
got cancelled, I don't know, were you guys ever the Had Family Guy on DVD?
Yes.
Generation.
Yeah, remember?
That's actually where the falling asleep to it started.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I Need a Jew.
Yeah.
It was one of the songs, I need a Jew.
That was one of my favorite songs.
I remember that one.
That was definitely like, in like the DVD menu, you know what I mean?
Absolutely.
So like, once the four episodes would play, that menu would just play over and
over again
in your sleep, you know what I mean?
Yeah, we really are the last of the Mohicans when it comes to falling asleep to
DVDs.
DVDs.
We have, we have the, it is the weirdest generation of how many technologies we've
had to get used
to, it was like, but yeah, I remember the box set era.
And I remember it, we basically resurrected Family Guy by buying it on DVD.
Yeah, man.
All you Zoomers that clip it now and put it on TikTok, you have us to thank.
You have us as teenagers.
I had all that, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, and then it kind of went to this like, oh, it's kind of Family Guy is
hack.
There was like an era where it was like, it's got too popular.
Seth MacFarlane is a, you know, he's a loser.
He's singing all the time.
He's doing these weird like cowboy musicals or whatever, whatever the hell he
was on.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now I feel like it's swung all the way back, especially for me anyway.
It's swung back with like seeing the clips and you just see a Family Guy joke
out of context
and you're like, this shit is awesome.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, Stewie rules.
There's so many jokes.
There's so many jokes.
They got 21 seasons of this.
Yeah, watching it the way I watch it now is like compilations on YouTube.
I don't think I can go back to a full episode, you know what I mean?
Yeah, and I think that's the beauty.
It's like a lot of media has been harmed by having to do short clips of
everything.
But Family Guy truly was always just a bunch of bullshit strung together.
Them cutaways is so clippable.
You can put English on a cutaway and it'll go everywhere.
And everything that South Park made fun of it for where it was like, you know,
it's like manatees or whatever, pick the things.
That is just greatest strength in like the current era because it's like, yeah,
this shit is random.
But in a 40-second clip, I'm captivated.
Yeah, absolutely.
I don't know what the, I don't know how they would fit in Stewie and lingerie
in a full episode.
But right now I'm like, this is awesome.
It's always been that way.
I never forget once dating a girl.
Her parents were pretty affluent.
Like her dad was a partner at a law firm.
So we're there for like Easter dinner and I'm helping clean up at the end of
the night.
Big house and there's a TV in the kitchen that's mounted up.
And I'm like, hey, can I put a little Sunday night animation domination?
I'm like, I have not missed it since I was a fucking child.
You know what I mean?
You should have told her.
Stop making it a chore.
So I put it on and it says that episode where like they're drinking Ippecat and
trying to see how long they can hold on.
Yeah, they're all throwing up.
That's the vomit episode.
And that scene literally is on.
And I'll never forget this girl's dad.
He looks up at the TV and sees them all violently vomiting on everyone.
And he just looks at me and goes, this the kind of stuff you watch?
And I'm just like, I promise you, this is a great cartoon.
When Stewie was throwing up so much, he went, I don't want to, I don't want to.
And then Brian threw up on Stewie.
I was like, yes.
Come on, man.
Shit is fucking genius.
That's awesome, dude.
And who is, so you, that girl was like, was that your first rich girl that you
were dating?
Were you trying to make a good impression?
What age are we talking here?
I'm probably about 25, 26.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
For Easter dinner, you got, I'm going to guess, a pink polo on for Easter?
I wasn't, no, because I wasn't even that classy.
You wasn't a pastel dude.
I thought like a nice lacoste zip up.
Oh, okay.
Like a track jacket.
Yeah.
A track jacket.
You're like a mob henchman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was wearing it with jeans.
Snake pussy.
Snake pussy walked in.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah, dude.
And what kind of, what, now, because again, we are all in the same generation.
Was this, I mean, when I was in high school, it was like the hilariously baggy
jeans.
Are we, are we past that?
Is this like the weird, faded, like, Lucky Brand era?
With all the buttons?
With the cuts and the scars.
All the buttons and scars?
Yes, exactly.
And scars.
Do you have those on?
Plus an eye.
Plus a...
I didn't go that far.
Okay.
I was the cuts and the scars.
I was never a cuts and the scar guy.
I'm the cuts and the scar guy.
I held on to baggy jeans.
You'll still, you got scars on right now.
I got scars on right now.
Yeah.
I scraped my jeans before I got here.
They're understated.
This is when a, this is when like a Lucky Brand guy grows up.
Just have a couple on the knees.
Yeah, because there's no skin showing.
There's no skin showing.
There's cut, but then there's more jeans.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's planned out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so we're just talking a nice Levi's boot cut.
Yeah.
A nice Levi's boot cut.
Yeah.
Nice.
And over, like, big jeans going over tiny little pumas.
You know what I mean?
Like, I was, I was definitely like that tall black guy.
Right, right, right.
Like, what is he doing here?
Right, right, right.
That's awesome, dude.
Yeah, you could be doing karate or selling drugs.
Yeah.
Just think it's a samurai.
How long?
Yeah.
Baggy-ass jeans, little shoes.
Oh, he's gonna kick somebody in.
Anyway.
I love that, dude.
Yeah.
That's awesome, dude.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
I've never, I do remember, I was, I, I definitely did a little, like, cosplaying.
Because I grew up in Baltimore, you know, I'm trash.
You know, I'm Baltimore, you know, Greek, Greek people did pretend to be rich
whenever.
So I had the polo look ready to go when I was dating, I dated an American girl
and I went
to her place for, like, Thanksgiving and shit like that.
And like, you know, for us, it's like, you dress up a little bit, but you also,
like, we
would bring changes of clothes to Easter, because we would have, like, pickup
games and we would
have, like, you know, someone's grilling so they're getting dirty or they're,
if somebody
have a pool, like, the one rich family we knew would, like, host Easter and it
would be,
like, this all awesome, like, you'd have your nice outfit, but then we'd go,
you know.
That's dope, at least it's fun, too.
It was, dude, it was, it was the best.
Having, like, pickup games with, like, old-ass Greek men, who, you know, there's,
like, people
have, like, bad knees.
It got to the point where people would, like, bring, the first year it was just,
like, a
fun little game and then people were, like, bringing, like, sweat bands.
People were, like, you know, bringing knee sleeves, you know what I mean?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
A lot of Under Armour shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Start bringing Under Armour out.
Yeah, yeah.
Start going, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, God, these guys got chance.
Exactly.
Exactly, dude.
People have choreographed shit.
And then, but if it was my family, dude, we were in fucking sweats.
Like, it was, like, not bullshit.
So, like, I know that feeling of trying to impress, like, an early girlfriend,
like, in
your early, mid-20s.
In your early, early, you don't know shit shit.
Yeah, college girlfriend, all that kind of stuff.
I would have, you know, you know, I'm trying to be polite.
I'm eating turkey for the first time.
We were a lamb.
That's how Greek we were.
We had lamb for Thanksgiving, not turkey.
So, I know that feeling, bro.
It's tough.
Here's the thing.
I wasn't ever intimidated by it.
I think, if anything, I was more ignorant to it.
Yeah, you didn't know.
Yeah, I never picked up on classes and stuff like that.
Like, I'll never forget, they went out back to smoke cigars, and I joined them
with
a blackened mom.
A beautiful metaphor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which one of these people likes their, doesn't like their father?
Let me guess.
The man with a wood tip.
How come nobody else's lips are purple?
Why does nobody else lip purple like mine?
You're asking them to match?
You're like, whoa, her dad's cooler than I thought.
I'll put 10 on it.
Hey, I'm a guest.
I think he did.
I remember he did like me, though, because we were from the same neighborhood.
Okay, okay.
And that was like, I literally grew up the block behind her dad.
Gosh.
So, even though I was just a ghetto piece of shit, he was like, I like this kid.
He's from the old neighborhood.
You know what I mean?
He could tell I was authentic that way.
So, all of my faux pas.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Yeah, he knew exactly where I was from, and he was just like, yeah, whatever.
He grew up in the neighborhood before they destroyed it, before they redlined
it and destroyed
it.
He was like, he was the generation before White Flight, and he joined White
Flight.
He was a black guy that was like, they're on to something here.
This man is worthy of fucking my daughter.
He's from the old country.
Like, he was in the neighborhood when, like, a couple Italians and Jews still
lived there.
Like, before the last vestiges.
He definitely ran it out, and I remember him introducing me to someone that way.
And, like, yeah, he's a young man, but I think he gets it.
I think he's one of the guys that gets it.
One of the good ones.
Yeah.
Come on, Dan, come through.
Wish you a good one.
To an extent, he's right.
I'm out of there.
I'm not still there.
So, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
That's awesome.
And you grew up in Philly?
Mm-hmm.
Nice.
Hell yeah, dude.
I love that.
Yeah.
That is a fun thing, because it's like, you do think about the people that
leave, and
they do have a fondness for it.
Like, I do that.
I meet a lot of people from Baltimore that went to my high school.
Yeah.
You know, and it's like, they have, like, a pride, even though they are so far
away from, you
know, being in the Baltimore.
I grew up in, anyway, the 90s and 2000s Baltimore.
They were already in the burbs.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
But it's fun.
People always do have that pride where they want to be like, oh, I was, because
there
is a little bit of, like, it's still cool to be from a place that was shitty.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's cool to make it up.
I'm from the suburbs already?
Yes, of course.
Yeah.
So nothing counts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
Derek, famously, cul-de-sac black.
Come on.
We were in the, we were at the stand every weekend together for two years, it
feels like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know your act, brother.
I've changed up since then.
It's been a couple, pre-pandemic, though, dude, we saw each other, like, every
weekend.
It was a lot.
Cul-de-sac black.
I was working the case out.
That's great.
I like cul-de-sac.
No, I'm not shitting on it.
There's no one else.
You have never heard those two words put together by anyone else.
I love it because, in fact, people would go the opposite way, and they would
pretend, and
you easily could have.
You could have gone that way.
I was doing a lot of gangster rap, so I learned early, and then with the post,
don't do that.
And plus, I started comedy in Philly with a lot of honest audiences, so if you
was going
in their line, 