Name: Stavvy's World #37 - Evan Williams & JP McDade | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #37 - Evan Williams & JP McDade | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-14. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #37 - Evan Williams & JP McDade | Full Episode

welcome everybody to stabby's world wow what a couch look over here if you're
if you're just
listening you're doing yourselves a disservice eldest with the sharp cutoff
again when are you
going to learn to fade that was a fade from the top from the top eldest and you
made me curse
we're trying not to get demonetized eldest what the heck eldest what the
freaking heck
are you doing over there you're being such a blockhead i hate to say it but you're
goofing
around we got we got the pink penis armada right on the couch two of the most
keep your national
guys two of the most pinkest dicks of all time you do know i know exactly how
yeah there's shades
of pink it's fucking barbie it's freaking barbie movie it has the color palette
of the whole barbie
it's brought to you by my dick man definitely it is 10 inches long and very
hard so yeah
no it's not 10 it's not i've just entered it into the record it's 10 i just
said yours or evans so
all both of ours together come on okay that's fair that's 10 inches of pink
cock between the two of
you yeah yeah i could probably like confirm that and when one of one of us is
soft the other is
yeah you know jp has a nice piece dude it's pretty nice you know it's thick to
have like a nice sub
average on a six seven body would be hilarious yeah yeah it looks weird on you
it looks weird yeah yeah
eldest has a my eldest has the same penis as me but he's you know six six yeah
i'm not working with a
lot i mean it's okay you know it's not it's not bad it's gotten our boy truly
an insane amount of
activity yeah yeah yeah yeah an unhealthy amount you know so that's good but
quiet down evan we'll get
to we'll get to we'll get to how prudish you are okay okay but first very
quickly i'd like to remind
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guaranteed kind of time every single time ever been anything less than
highlighter pink
did you use your league chew growing up when we would ride scooters at night we'd
just take our dicks
out so the cars could see us yeah yeah this reflection yeah yeah oh they're
bright they're definitely bright
all right we've got two of my favorite jp just patreon mcdata has escaped the
patreon
he's escaped the patreon oh i'm getting called up you're getting called up to
the big leagues
he didn't let me fly solo he's got to give me a chaperone before he introduces
me to the public
like a chaser you know yeah yeah that's true just just like your dicks together
make one cool dick
yeah together you're one adequate uh podcast guest the two of you that's fair
dude that's fair
keep it civil over there all right now you're pushing it keep in mind i'm gonna
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and stabby baby enterprises llc we'll rise up against this helletic piece of shite
we have the same bmi on each of these
yeah but i have less penis
eldest cut we got it we're just we're setting you up just to say that
are you wearing a you're wearing a wire on a podcast i'm recording i'm sorry
you guys wearing
a wire i did all those dates with you on the road just to establish trust set
you up
and to get me to admit that i have less penis than the two of you combined
i was in a serpico type situation i didn't know which way it was up
i know they got you dude i went to the bathroom and i started like take a mine
out put it in the
toilet flush it flush it he might call me gay
by the way evan thank you for addressing like a latino t-mobile employee on
date night
we got a plane for you you look like a dominican a dominican taking out his
side
for margaritas i have a feeling before the end of this podcast i'm gonna buy a
mazda cx-30 off of
this guy
i was like i take a side to a basketball game when we're on the jumbo show
oh i just came from an event i know dude okay it was a magician's convention
he came straight here he was trying to be the gay assistant
he came straight from the cloud of smoke all the way to historia
yes we're thrilled to have evan williams the little guy also
here it's the little guy i love that we dress like absolute schlubs and we just
rip on
heaven i'm in my house okay that's the beauty of this podcast that's true i get
to dress however
the i want yeah i always get to dress like but it's beautiful having the little
guy here you know
you've absconded to los angeles i have you know we all we all basically we were
back in the day and
look folks we don't talk about comedy that much just just relax but we these
were these are some
boys we were hitting the new york mics with the creek i met you outside of the
creek yeah
little bald toothless starving man yeah i remember that dude the eight years
ago dc yeah
yeah just up here and now look at us you know look at us i'm fatter than ever
but rich yeah you're
divorced jp's back to working his day job she's going bad for us in all
different ways i just kind
of kept it steady bad yeah i'm divorced dressed like you're a divorce lawyer
that sucks man yeah it's going bad yeah you were in a beautiful relationship
when i met you and now
it was so nice yeah it was too nice you know like suspicious i was just
suspicious man
we were all doing roast battle when we still had like hope for that yeah yeah
yeah absolutely oh yeah
still doing it still doing it still doing it one day yeah it's coming back dude
any day now
all you all you need is the approval of the roast master general himself one
day people will
appreciate my joke right now all it took me to stop was bombing it on
television
just for snoop dog to be like i don't know what the you just said
i was like i'm good who'd you roast what was the setup i say yes to everything
yeah and i wish i said
no to this dog hey cuz uh anna valenzuela nice lady i don't know yeah i didn't
know her either
that was the problem new york yeah l.a l.a okay yeah yeah yeah that was the
funniest part of roast battle
back then of roast battle culture it was like it started there were some great
battles and you
you and scott scotty chat you had a whole you had a whole song i had a song i
wasn't going to do it
overtime yeah yeah that was horrified to sing bomb go look that up folks we
yeah i was there he's like
he's got a song just in case i was there too it was at the old stage yeah i was
there i watched that i was
watching from the wings yeah um and you had this whole it was a great roast
battle but it's like at
first it was fun because it was like friends and then it was like and then why
it was good because
we know the things that we can say exactly that's not too far and we know
afterwards we're just going
to go to a diner exactly and everyone's going to laugh we know you know
everyone knows each other you
can say up there i did one with ian you know what i mean it was awesome yeah
and uh and i think i lost
because i was too mean to ian i talked about you know that's easy getting a
train right yeah in fact
i'm not going to say actually i actually feel bad about one of the i still to
this day feel bad about
i didn't see i just met in didn't know how like i knew how frenetic because
this energy can be really
to the top i didn't know how fragile the energy was i don't know how unstable
the energy source was
you know what i mean it's like i didn't know that it could be turned within and
then we just saw the
character at that point you know but it was so funny because you would start
and it was like oh
we'll say some fucked up things about our friends and then it was just like
they were randomly pairing
up people and you would just facebook could message someone and be like yeah so
um uh my mother was
murdered i got raped as a child so this is some fun stuff you can work with you
know it was just like
yeah i can't come yeah yeah yeah and like and then like you get there and and
and you do the battle and
but i've done it so i'll judge it now yeah and guys would be like so you know
jeff here like can't
come you know and that's this whole thing and he says a joke and makes the
whole audience laugh and
i just love the idea like they sat down in a coffee shop and discussed that
yeah like a little notepads
out you know when my wife left me because google docs were created yeah yeah
everyone has a note
everyone knows who got molested in new york comedy because if you got molested
there was no way you
weren't getting a molested joke no everyone knows whose parents died tragically
yeah whose dad beat them
and it was just for what for what hoping for an unpaid spot spot an unpaid spot
that would be used to
create content yeah i just that's all i wanted to create content that would
prevent you from getting
a job later yeah yeah which did happen to people several times we had plenty we
had so many friends
that were denied opportunities because they made thirty thousand dollars yeah
and they shot the whole thing
and then they were like oh we're just gonna do a quick social media check yeah
you're a
that's done we're not gonna pay you either well at least rich voss still doesn't
know who i am
what a time what a beautiful time in comedy beautiful just a just a couple of
young bucks
yeah uh but now we got evan back in the mix man it's nice to get you on new york
soil
dude of course what's going on brother how's it going it's good you know yeah
yeah you're out there
in la you're mr hollywood now you know you could say that yeah yeah by that i
mean i'm at the sex
parties are you yeah no i've been to one i'm not i heard about some crazy yeah
yeah that's awesome i
probably can't name names on this the kind of people that are there watching
and the people that
are there partaking it's interesting yeah so you know someone who got and like
you know bruno mars
watch them get fucked i know someone that went in like turned in their phone
and like a very famous
like female rapper was laying on a bed and a little guy who looked like danny
devito
was eating her out while around her on the bed was a a like line of gay men
like human centipede
each other and like if i said the name it would blow your mind and i'll say it
after but yeah
yeah summer's just like how do i get to be that dude are you kidding me no yeah
that's what i was
born for you're casting i'll let you know the rapper you can dm yeah yeah yeah
i'll be like
what's up you know i look a lot like young you know what i'm saying i'm fatter
does that do something
for you yeah i think it might i think it might you know what that would be nice
because okay i don't
the thing about sex parties for me is i don't need to be performing even in my
personal life right you
know i'm on stage constantly i can't bust a nut in private yeah and i worry my
wouldn't work under
those uh you know pressure or circumstances you'd just be a guy hanging out i
would just be a guy with
a soft dick even worse not a guy from failing in the middle to like standing up
like yeah you can't
play that off you know you can't match your like soft go home and be like one
sec and just y