Name: Stavvy's World #40 - Jeremy Levick and Rajat Suresh | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #40 - Jeremy Levick and Rajat Suresh | Full Episode

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We're very happy to have Jeremy and Rajat in the mix. What the fuck are your
last names?
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Some with an L.
Mine's Suresh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Levick.
Yeah, Rajat, Levick.
That's actually good. You guys should swap last names.
We should.
That would be fun.
Jeremy Suresh is a fucked up guy.
That's cool.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's either, like, that's, like, a guy whose, like, parents met, like,
his mom
was, like, backpacking through India and met, like, some fucking sexy, like,
guy fucking on
the top of a mountain, you know what I mean?
Like, some hot lady.
Yes.
You're not, unfortunately, you're not sexy enough to be Jeremy Suresh.
I think it could work.
You gotta be a piece of ass.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think, uh, you gotta be a...
I think people will find it could work.
No, no, no, you gotta be, like, a beige piece of ass, you know what I mean?
Like, you gotta look awesome.
Rajat Suresh kind of, like, craters immediately.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Rajat Levick, sorry.
Rajat Levick.
Kind of, like...
That sucks.
That is weird to have, like, Jewish parents that just decide, like, that my kid's
Rajat.
Yeah, yeah.
Fully what that is, is, like, two, like, two, like, hippie Jews that are, like,
trying way
too hard to be accepted, like, be like, no, we're good.
Right.
We're like, like, imagine how much they, like, like, imagine the signage on, on
the people's
homes who named their son Rajat Levick.
It's like, you know, they got a, we, in this house, we believe in science sign.
That's, we're, that's no debate.
They've got, they probably have, immigrants welcome, immigrants welcome, for
sure.
I'm trying to decide if they're, like, Kamala Harris supporter, like, they
still have Kamala
for president stuff.
They learned.
You know what I mean?
Like, like, like, they were, like, top donors to Kamala.
They learned the name Rajat because they love Kamala Harris.
Ironically, Kamala supporters hate Rajat.
Yeah.
The most vitriol I've ever gotten.
Really?
Yeah, I got really, really nasty.
Yeah.
That's such a funny person to be.
It's like, who is inspired by Kamala Harris?
Yeah.
Who's like, hell yeah.
Yeah, I know.
That's who I, that's who's awesome.
She has no, I mean, she's hilarious.
Like, she's crossed over now to the point where it's like, is she on pills?
Yeah, totally.
Like, is she, she feels like, it's so funny to, like, it almost feels hacked to
be like,
oh, it's, it's Veep in real life.
I swear to God, I just watched Veep, like, for the first time.
And I was like, wow, this actually, it's accurate.
She's almost, she's literally not sharp enough to be, like, that's the problem.
She doesn't feel as sharp as that character.
Yeah.
Even though that character was a piece of shit.
It's like, Kamala just feels like she is, like, Joe is on some kind of, you
know, this,
Stavi's world, we long have a whole long-held belief he's on some kind of super
Adderall
that he's, like, in a chamber, like, 23 hours a day, and when he has to, like,
be in the
public eye, they just, like, you know, like, plug in, like, inject some kind of,
like, awesome
Adderall into the middle of his heart.
Like, they just tried a new, like, mask in the chamber.
Like, he's upside down in green fluid with bubbles.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's, like, he's floating.
He's in full stasis.
Activate Joe.
Activate, activate, activate Joe.
There's, like, four of them.
And it's, like, and Kamala, like, clearly they just picked her because it was,
like,
whatever.
We want, you know, we want some, like, oh, diversity, girl power.
But it's, like, and I'm all for that, but it's, like, she's one of the worst
candidates.
Like, she had no swag.
She lost.
She had to drop out of the election before voting started.
How did that happen?
How did you, how were you losing so bad?
No one had voted yet.
Like, and she was losing, like, Amy Klobuchar, that weird bitch.
Yeah, right.
There was, that was a hilarious, uh.
She's awesome.
That was, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was such a hilarious, like, thing of, like, you know, group of candidates.
But, yeah, Kamala, some, definitely, to come back, uh, Rajat Levick, his
parents love Kamala
Harris.
Yeah, absolutely.
And they talk about what a strong woman she is and how it was good she was a
prosecutor.
Yes, totally.
Then it shows it was good.
They do it and then they, like, look at me as if they're, like, trying to get
my approval.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kamala's awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually, she's an oppressor, mom and dad.
It's like, yeah, Rajat Levick outwokes his parents.
Or he becomes QAnon.
Or he goes, so, or he becomes, like, a Trump supporter.
I'm definitely rebelling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeremy, can you pull that mic arm down just a little?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude, you're fucking up, dude.
Dude, Eldest, don't embarrass my guest like this.
Pass him a Post-it note next time.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're done.
Stop getting this guy out.
You're done.
Out.
Now, do you guys have, now, this is great.
This actually is good because we like to ask our guests, do you guys have any,
do you have
any past history with Albanians by any chance?
Because he is an Albanian.
So we just want to know, like, Greeks versus Albanians in your personal life?
Yeah.
Have you had any interaction, me not included, right?
Right.
Other Greeks.
We talk about this a lot.
Yeah.
Thank you for bringing this up.
I know that's one of your big things.
That's your next viral video that you're planning, is Greeks versus Albanians.
You're going to get Dua Lipa involved.
I will say, you and I are off to, on the wrong foot, so I think it's not, I
have to be,
I'm definitely on the side of the Greeks at the moment.
Well, that's easy.
I mean, we all know that.
That'd be, it would have to be like, an Albanian, like, saved you from a
burning building for
you to even consider.
Then I would be like, I would still be almost the two outweigh each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good.
You boys are right.
You're calibrated correctly for this show.
Is there like a, is there a famous, are there a lot of famous movies with, like,
Albanian,
like, criminals?
Taken, right?
Taken.
It's Taken?
Taken.
Yeah, the kidnappers were Albanian, and the sex traffickers were Albanian in
Taken.
What do you feel about that, about seeing?
I think it's pretty funny.
Okay.
Also, the Albanian in that was pretty bad, like, if you know how to speak it.
Yeah, he had an issue with the verisimilitude, the Albanian verisimilitude.
I was like, well, this is an inaccurate representation of my people.
You didn't hear about the kidnappings.
No, that's accurate.
That felt right.
It was the pronunciation.
It's like Albanian sex traffickers.
My biggest problem with the sex is, like, the girl was too hot for Albanians to
be sex
trafficking her.
Like, if Albanians are sex trafficking, they are not getting the top-notch
stuff.
You're not going to Albanians for the good stuff.
That was my biggest issue ever, ever.
Totally.
What the hell is this?
Okay, nice.
So, no Albanian for you boys.
No, you've never really met any.
How about Greeks?
Not really.
We've always been big supporters of the Greeks.
Speak freely.
Speak freely, fellas.
It's okay.
Come on.
George Severus.
Yeah, former guest.
Stop.
Yeah.
That tops out.
That's about it.
Those are the two most notable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Socrates.
Oh, my God.
We love Socrates.
When you go to the Athens airport, there's a statue of me, George, and Socrates.
That's our big ones.
I am angling to be, because Stamos has had the crown as most notable, famous.
I feel like you could take Stamos.
If you really break down what Stamos has done, and look, no disrespect, John,
please come on
the show.
You're the dream guest for the show.
Giannis Papas, who we have to get on the show, too.
He has been hogging you.
Giannis is inexplicably friends with John Stamos, which is actually awesome.
But, look, if we break down Stamos' career, it's full house.
Yep.
Great.
Loved it.
Yeah.
Gave me a lot of clout, because there was a Cousin Stavros in one of the things.
And what was he like?
Even though he was kind of a duplicitous character, he was like, it was John Stamos
with a fake
big-ass nose and, like, a mustache.
Okay.
And he was like, because it was a kid's show, he wasn't a sex pest.
Yeah.
But it was like, kind of the vibe was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You let uncles, you let Cousin Stavros roam for two or three more episodes,
that's because
Kimmy, Kimmy has some issues.
Like, uh, Uncle Cousin Stavros tried to show me a wrestling move in the, you
know, that's
happening for sure.
And Bob's like, it's like, Kimmy, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or actually what would happen, because Kimmy was pretty clearly, like, from a
broken home.
You're right.
She'd be like, I love Cousin Stavros, we're going to get married.
That's probably what it would be.
He would, like, have a, he would have, like, a 16-year-old girlfriend.
And this is the fictional Cousin Stavros on Full House.
Nobody cut this up to make it look like I.
No, that could be taken out of context.
That is very easy.
Like, you just, you just served it up on a platter.
That's, I'm sorry, you have to admit, like, it's over.
I was sloppy on that one.
Yep.
I was definitely sloppy.
Yeah, that can also be taken out of context.
But yeah, Stavros, it's Full House, and it's the Beach Boys, right?
Isn't he, like, he was, like, weirdly, like, a guitarist for the Beach Boys.
Yeah, they had the Beach Boys on Full House for a couple episodes.
Really?
Yeah.
For Greek rea