Name: Stavvy's World #46 - David Gborie and Langston Kerman | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #46 - David Gborie and Langston Kerman | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-16. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #46 - David Gborie and Langston Kerman | Full Episode

welcome everybody to stop his world we're back 904-800 stop call in we'll solve
all your problems
I'm pumped to have my boys in the mix we got uh Langston Kerman we got David Borey
in the mix
in the fucking studio hell yeah boys thanks for coming through yeah thank you
for having us yeah
dude no I'm pumped uh Langston I mean we I remember we you were in New York for
a while
yeah that's where we basically met and boy we random the first time we ever
encountered each
other was just both taking the train at the Denver airport in the opposite
direction
yeah it was that kind of thing where I was like yeah I know you dude like we
had never met but I
was like yeah you know I keep a rolodex of other fat funny comedians right you
gotta know what's
going on in the streets part of me was hoping you guys had uh both pressed your
hand to the glass
I'll never forget you it felt like a meat cube it did yeah yeah if we had just
a couple more
seconds yeah that's where a rom-com would have started I know I know but we're
we're ships passing
in the night yeah I'm gonna wipe some cappuccino foam off your lips yeah yeah
yeah absolutely you would have jerked me or something yeah I don't know we
could have figured it out I don't know who would have jerked who but you know
it's about you to decide yeah yeah that's all that's vibes based yeah yeah yeah
yeah of course you'd like to say you're the one getting jerked but nobody knows
until they're look they're eye to eye with that dick what they're gonna do
everybody thinks they're getting jerked everyone thinks they're getting jerked
and not jerking yeah
no one grows he's like I'm gonna grow up and jerk you know what I mean
I hope Steve Harvey comes out and writes that book
think like a jerk
think like a jerk
jerk like a man
absolutely I would love that that's priceless advice
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I think I'm gonna change back actually
that's really great
but thank you boys for coming on to the to the pod I'm you know both very funny
uh and your podcast is fucking awesome
thank you
my mama told me I love the the hook of it's about black conspiracy theories
yeah because you know everyone does I think like like you know conspiracy
theories right now
well first of all something's happened where conspiracy theories have now just
fully become republican or like far right
which is not fair
which is never it always used to be like that was certainly there was it was
like there was a contingent of those people you know very I mean and most of
those end up being just anti-semitic conspiracy theories
yeah yeah yeah I guess that's true
yeah no you're right you're right
black people aren't you're right we got some Farrakhan based
we got some Farrakhan based conspiracy theories probably
um so yeah I mean that's a nice swath of it
uh but yeah it's like conspiracy theories I feel like have got like
QAnon has kind of mainstream streamed them with weirdly like the republican
party
yeah where it's like conspiracy everyone if you just if you take any type of
person and just
get weirder everyone has their fucking conspiracy theories everybody yeah
everybody and I mean honestly
we say it's about conspiracy theories but I think I don't want to overstep it's
really just like
uh what do you call it it's it's like a cover for us to use hate speech
like yeah yeah yeah we're we're mostly working to be bigots out loud yeah yeah
yeah in a way that we
we can't without uh without an idea of course you need to like have have an in
you can't just be like
hey this is what I think about Croatians right right right right right and boy
do we have a lot of
thoughts about Croatians come at me no I don't care and it's I mean yeah it's
conspiracy theories but
also it's just like weird like little customs and superstitions too like it's a
lot of superstitious
shit which is pretty funny that's that's the fun of it I think is like there's
so much shit where
it's like oh I didn't even know that what I've been repeating for 36 years was
incorrect yeah yeah
until I was confronted with uh yeah yeah with an adult being like hey bro you're
not supposed to
say that yeah yeah I mean I've just been repeating things that are not true of
course over and over
again what are some faves what are some faves some classic uh get caught my my
personal favorite that
we we've uh had we oh this was a fun one uh we once did uh uh there was
somebody who believed that
michael jackson is the love child of diana ross and smokey robinson oh that's
awesome that's
like secretly they had an affair during like the motown days made this child
gave it to joe jackson
and then hadn't handed them off to joe jackson because it was like a child of
sin right
to train them and barry gordon trained them well it was that's the thing it's
like yeah but that's
kind of like an offering to moto it's just like here's our here's our baby it's
like giving it to
it's like giving like a baby superhero to nick fury or something you know what
to do with him
you know joe jackson is going to abuse that child to greatness
it's going to hit its ceiling who's the meanest man we know yeah yeah let's
give the baby to him
that's a tough line too between like good abuse and then yeah they're just
going to go to prison
sure yeah it's kind of an art well it all hinges on the kid being able to sing
right you take that
you take not being able to sing out of it and it's gone you know you really
thread the needle i have
to say yeah like if his kids had no talent he's just one of the most abusive
guys of all time
and they grow up to just be like dog fighters or something
which is what marlin's doing now yeah really i don't know yeah who's been
checking on marlin
jackson yeah i bet he's fighting dogs i'd love that it was funny the whole like
uh when when you start
finding out about um like when you start finding out about all the like tertiary
jacksons yeah like it's
just that was a hilarious moment for me because it's like you know i just grew
up knowing michael jackson and
and so to like be like wait there's all these strange like different and then
when uh what is
is it latonya jackson latoya latoya who just started getting the same plastic
surgery yeah that was
fucking wild she was she was just like i need the same nose she got her brother
she was like she's
like all right people don't even know i'm a sister so i'm gonna start getting
the same
shit yeah going on she got her brother's face and then started doing porn and
it was like
baby girl you are going through i miss that yeah that's awesome male female i
think i think it was
more like erotica more than like uh she wasn't like boning but she was like
showing no penetration but
showing puss is an interesting rubicon i don't like it's like it's like it's
like you know either
don't show it or get it get it pounded grow up you know one or the other what
do you i don't want to
just look at it without there's a world for like we've lost uh nuance in our
society with in terms
of pornography i do think there's a there is a space for soft core porn i've
lost patience for it
obviously because it's like because you're a grown man yeah yeah yeah yeah but
but that was that
should i do think it it it filled an interesting part in society for like when
you're 13 you know
what i mean like you shouldn't be beating off to the kids have access to you
should be looking at
tits through like a fucking like like um like a veil you know what i mean yeah
yeah yeah yeah vaseline
on the camera yeah yeah boys i'm gonna i'm gonna say something unpopular here i
still really
like softball wow to this day i know this thing is just mine that's awesome no
i like that i like
that it's all right you know what it is no no i actually really respect this
langston because this
is like in a world of like monster energy drink yeah and like and like people
who are you know who
are doing five hour energies and shit like that you're a guy who's like i have
a little earl gray tea
yeah and that's all the caffeine you need they overdose us they give us too
much you know and it's
like i really respect that because we all probably could jack off the tits and
just wobbling if we
yeah if we kept our discipline and didn't completely just go like i go for a
jog i jerk off to a lady
behind a curtain yeah yeah yeah yeah this is ideal for me yeah yeah no i
respect i really do respect
that i mean i'm way too far gone sure to be able to but that's honestly what
scares me is like i i don't
think we talk about this all the time okay and sometimes that's gross yeah it
should be gross
what we're doing is gross and that's it should look gross that's where i where
i fundamentally disagree
i think i think it can look majestic interesting you want to sit in your ivory
tower
i'm watching somebody get dogged out in a 7-eleven bathroom and like who's
better you're not better
than me for that this is very interesting if we if you would put out the theory
that the way you jack
off is a mirror to oneself do you have do you do you is this self-hatred being
like i'm disgusting
i'm a piece of i need to see the worst people of all time getting their torn up
versus like i hate
how you praised it you know what i mean this motherfucker look how he's dressed
look at us
and look at him you know what i mean what do we jack off to what does he jack
off to this guy like
you know what i mean he took a shower i was literally i i woke up i had cold
pizza that has
been just unrefrigerated since we ordered it at whatever midnight last night or
not even like 10 p.m
last two day cap on that that's true but that's what i'm saying is like but we
that was my day
that logic is not that's not science
i never thought of it no you're right the fda didn't come forward and like hey
everybody you're
good we've been doing our own research like okay all the people i'm going to
speak for eldest two
the three of us have survived on that on that logic for years you don't even
have to put it in the
fridge till day two but there is something to it it's like what if he's you
know he's he's jacking
off the dainty right he's the most put together you know what i mean i think so
i will admit that i
think some of this is cowardice yeah that's what i'm saying that's all part of
you too though
he doesn't want to face the nature of it it's nasty it's gross guess what
sometimes raccoons eat out of
the trash yeah you know what i'm saying it's like those animal documentaries
where like they don't
fully show like the the the zebra get massacred yeah they show all the moments
leading up to it
but you don't get to see the yes yes yeah well there's a little imagination to
it but then i mean
you could argue do we really need to see that and i agree that it is nasty in
terms of like if you take
it out of context as an observer right when you're in it it's you shouldn't be
feeling like this is
disgusting no you should be getting a nut off you know what i mean like that's
what i'm doing when
i'm watching it too it's the same yeah oh you know what i mean i don't think
that like you want that
sense of oh this is up after you nut no i don't want this that's just where i
end up yeah you know
what i mean well like i finish and i like snap to of course i'm on my kitchen
table like yeah what did
i yeah yeah but langston's grooving out to smooth jazz after he busts but if i
can unify us i also feel
ashamed it's not like i go and i go boy was that a classy thing that i did yeah
that's true still
equally embarrassing that's true and 