Name: Stavvy's World #48 - Conner O'Malley | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #48 - Conner O'Malley | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-30. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #48 - Conner O'Malley | Full Episode

welcome everybody to stavi's world 904-800 we're gonna solve all your problems
folks
we're feeling good we're coming straight off uh the nuptials of eldest sula
congratulations eldest
i'm sure we'll get into this more later on uh but our guest wasn't invited to
your wedding yeah
you guys even though you guys had met one time at the bell house yeah dude
which is pretty rude it's like hey anyone in new york come on down no biggie
you're in the
neighborhood we got our boy connor o'malley in the stew thanks for coming bro
yeah let him let him
know dude the devil he's here to plug the devil dude the devil is incredible he's
gotten into the
devil big time these last couple weeks i watched end of days starring arnold
schwarzenegger oh is
that a is that a devil you remember that one i haven't seen that one 1999 i
just watched the one
um what's the one where keanu reeves is the devil's son oh that was that what
that's about dude that's
a yes did i spoil it sorry folks no i'm never gonna watch it no no no you
should literally watch it
seriously it's it's al pacino al pacino is i'm sorry to spoil it again the
devil it's pretty clear
what's his name like uh like no no you're thinking of angel heart where robert
de niro is a man named
lou cypher yes yes imagine how that screenwriter being like hmm yes
lou cypher and they like don't it's funny because apparently in the marketing
for the movie they don't
give it away that like it was like a it was like a supposed to be a twist but
the guy's name is lou
cypher so it's like it's not exactly like imagine how dumb you'd have to be to
be like what is that
the one where he like there's a scene with him with the egg i think so yeah i've
been meaning to
rewatch that that's um mickey rourke lisa bonet looking out of control awesome
um women are beautiful
good stuff that's my take as well lisa bonet's wild i also watched kimmy which
is uh lisa bonet's daughter
what's her name do you guys remember uh she's cat women zoe uh zoe kravitz
really int really great i
mean that movie actually ruled that's a soderberg who's the king he's got a big
joint he's the man
his his like just satisfying quick i love that and she is getting railed in
part of the movie so
that's a little you love that i'm a big thing when a hot girl gets railed in a
movie you're saying man
i'm gonna jerk my prick off to this i really i didn't because i was on a plane
but i did
you're taking pictures for later yeah the flash is going off sorry i'm just
gonna jerk off to this
later i'm a gentleman so i'm not pulling out my hog now but just know i'm
thinking a good airline
an airline where you can jerk off you can beat off all male airline all male so
that's so you want
you want the like air the airplane version of like the steam room at equinox
yeah yeah but it's yeah
anyone can beat off it's like a completely it's not expressly gay but it wouldn't
hurt to be gay
probably like there's a french airline that's all business class this is just
that but this is all the
beat off class you gotta wear sweat or if there's beat off class where it's
like if you have you have
um yeah i mean it would be hard to do that in economy if you have those little
pods those pods
you could basically beat off it already yeah the iliad iliad beat off pods the
new first class product
yeah the all the like saudi airlines they're really they're genius they're so
those guys are awesome
does greece or albania have like a propaganda airline well it's hilarious to
think that albania
would even have an airline that's number one i think we do i think i flew it
when when i went what was
it what's it called i think it's called albania air something airplane i don't
think i don't think the
plane was like branded or anything yeah and it was horrible and tiny albania
air baby it's like air
lingus you were feeling that that's the irish yeah which is funny to sound so
much like cunnilingus
yeah it is pussy eating airplane yeah now we're talking we got beat off air we
got air cunnilingus
i'm gonna start air cunnilingus and i'm gonna buy the air lingus planes i'm
gonna save a lot of money on
paint because i'm just gonna add a little well you gotta paint it from green
from green to pink
green to pink that's true you're right it could be real up diseased green pussies
drake's airplane
pink i think it is i think when that video dropped of him showing off his
airplane yeah i don't know
what the is this which i think that was a moment where i was like why do i'm
all this guy i'm out on
drake after oh it looks like it's blue maybe the interior is pink i don't mean
to i don't mean to um
you know expose myself as a class traitor but i did fly on the puma flight on
the puma jet on
the puma island yeah yeah yeah there's a puma jet there's a puma jet um let's
let's explore the puma
island for a second though it would be interesting it would be interesting if
there was like there's a
like there was epstein island if there's one for bestiality yeah you cats you
can
fuck a big cat dogs yeah mr hands island that would be kind of nice that would
be pretty and you know
what if they had that island it would obviously we're anti-pedophilia islands
and we are not that is
not a non-consensual above-age sex island yeah even that even just regular non-consent
we are not into
uh and just let's just say even if they're not happening on an island we're not
fans of those two
things okay on the mainland okay i don't know states right okay yes i guess let's
not make any blanket
statements uh but i think bestiality island is actually the most that's
actually like a responsible
way to handle that yeah and look i know madagascar style wasn't that hitler's
plan was it i think he was
like madagascar will be like our race museum where we oh no he had like a zoo
yeah yeah of like
chinese guys and i'm pretty sure that that's now okay did hitler keep any jews
for the museum
because that would be interesting interesting question i think it's madagascar
plan eldest uh yeah
eldest please go ahead and uh google hitler jew museum plan oh yeah well this
is interesting there's
there was like kind of a lib uh contingency within the nazi party that was like
let's just give them
an island and then they were also like they were also like look we don't have
to kill them we'll just
like castrate them like there was that was like a big thing was like yeah all
right do that and they
can you know just kind of live their life out whatever you need someone to do
the books yeah they
already started when they came to circumcision why not keep it going there's
the job cut their whole
dick off i think there's an hbo movie about it really yeah where it's like them
like doing hey we're
gonna do the holocaust but there is like a contingency of libs guys come on
like you know we gotta you
know yeah yeah yeah we gotta send it to an island like the pete buddha judge of
the nazi party
let's not be so mean people like we're never getting anything done waffling you
know at least
they're fucking believing something jesus christ wow interesting that would
have been a much better
plan how deep into the podcast we are we're already on seven minutes eight
minutes eight minutes nice
the demonetized definitely demonetized historic we are against it um yeah but
the puma jet would
anyway back to what i was saying the puma jet was pretty sick beyonce flew
because jay-z i think
either owns puma or has some kind of like brand deal with them so he flies the
puma jet sometimes so i was
on a jet with jay-z no no no but i used the same toilet beyonce's ass cheeks
were probably on that's
pretty cool that is the thing man when you're watching porn these people and
piss out of these things
beautiful ass diarrhea
yeah that is true that's a messed up way to go about it where do you think the
best if uh if
you're god you could start all over okay if i don't know what if you're god god
okay okay
now do you like because we all want here we all like a big ass you know we'd
like to see it we'd
like to it etc um now do you so do you make it so that you know what actually i
think i have an answer
maybe you out of the bottom of your foot okay and the ass is purely for and the
now what do we do with the do babies still come out of the
i think pussy and penis stick around okay pistol coming out of it although we
figure out something
for because then you lose squirting if piss goes yeah yeah we got to keep squirting
around but i'll say
slipping and sliding but i say we we seal up the hole seal up the hole and then
like in kind of
we get rid of one of the kidneys okay and where the kidneys is there's a
cassette like kind of like
you know how in some rvs there's like a cassette for the yeah for the waste you
can remove it from
the rv and take it to pump it out interesting so you kind of are filling up it's
like a colostomy
bag and you can take it out and kind of unzip it dump it into something put it
back in so you're not
like if you have diarrhea it doesn't matter if you are constipated it doesn't
matter
now but what if it gets too full you you start puking oh you start puking see
that's a problem
big problem spewing that's a big problem with your design i had the worst i had
straight
up dysentery for like oh where how did it happen in england wow i was doing
shows in england and ireland
damn you were there for a while too i like was coming back and forth it was so
stupid yeah
why did you do that i don't know i didn't want to i wanted to vote in a primary
wow who's the lib now
who's backing the madagascar plan now you literally don't know who i was voting
for and why
that's true you got me there you were writing in alex jones
but i had i was it was the first time i had diarrhea on an airplane wow how was
that dude it was
so bad yeah imagine getting that on albania air elders you're done i don't even
remember if there
was a bathroom on there or not there had to be it was a short flight so i didn't
have to check but
if it was a bleach bottle yeah yeah it's like a bucket in the cockpit you have
to open the door
be like excuse me excuse me pilot i gotta take a the co-pilot gets up from the
bucket takes him
he's sitting on a plank the bucket with a plank over it he puts picks the plank
up you in it he's
like make it quick we're landing soon damn dude was it fish which it was a bad
english food or what
it was something i ate in new york instantly my pants before i left for america
at home oh and
then just like the worst just like and it would like go away for a couple days
okay i think i'm
normal and then i would myself it was like so bad i don't know what it was you
would shoot your pants
yeah i'd be like out i gotta myself i gotta go back to hotel i couldn't like
eat anything i like
lost like 15 pounds put it all back on but it was horrible and then and then
when my returned it was
like pale oh interesting it was like this pale clay and it was just like yellow
or pale it looked like uh
sand like wow like someone had filled your ass with play-doh somebody filled my
ass with play-doh
and it was just so i was like i'm i'm dead i'm done could you eat anything like
with your stomach
on the rocks for a while i could like only eat cereal wow dude it was so and
like i had to do
like a week of shows in london that were those shows were going bad and i was
like bombing and
constantly possibly shitting yourself so like the only thing i could eat was
pret and i was like i'd eat
like a pret sandwich and then immediately it out and then i'm on stage shaking
like i'm going to
myself this like british audience hates me this show has like straight up porn
in it like they
can't stand it did you get written up like the way they always because england
still has like culture
yeah so they'll send like a somebody to write up every comedy show do you get
like a weird write-up it was
yeah i got like tons of bad reviews let's pull one up eldest
all the but all the reviews aren't even like that fun yeah yeah yeah they're
like kind of like uh
yeah injecting