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Stavvy's World #49 - Louis Katz | Full Episode

Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. What a beautiful day this is. Honestly, I
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Now, let's play the music
again, Eld.
Welcome, everybody, to Stavi's World, 904-800-STAV. We're very happy to have my
boy,
Louie Katz, in the studio. What's up? What's up, buddy? Just put out a special,
Present Tense, on YouTube right now. That's right. It's doing fucking great. Hilarious.
Very good special. Yeah, buddy. Everybody go watch it. And Louie, thanks for
being here, man.
Dude, thanks for having me. I've seen all the clips. It's crazy to be here
actually in studio.
I mean, wow. Yeah, we flew him out to Greece. We're right. We're going to go
for a dip right
after this. Dude, that's the dream of this podcast is, like, we just find a way
to add. This is the
backdrop. We're just in a villa. We're on the balcony. You should do that. That
would be
incredible. Okay, I don't want to give away too much about our summer plans,
but me and Eld.
We're trying to figure out a way to, like, rent a sick house in Greece and just,
like, you know,
do, like, enough podcasts where it is technically a business expense and we can
write it all off.
I think you can totally do that. Yeah. Maybe you can, like, save some refugees
from the sea,
have them come in. Let's not get crazy. We're trying to run a business, Louie.
Now, do they know how to edit clips?
That is actually, that would be fucking hilarious, dude. We got to turn some
Palestinians into, like,
clip editors. That's how we're going to help, though. That's how we're going to
help this whole
thing. Stop the, let's get a ceasefire, stop the occupation, and let's teach
them how to fucking
do, put clips on pussy jokes. That's true. Why haven't they tried crowd work
over there?
That's the key. I know. We're going to go, we go over the, just the least
useful shit of
all time. Comedians being like, we'll teach you how to do crowd work. That's
how I got
my family out of poverty. That can buy a lot of rockets for, I can buy a lot of
snipers pointed
at Netanyahu, my friend. Oh, fuck, dude. Yeah. That is, that is the dream. I
think you can do the real
Vila thing. I think, I mean, that's totally doable. Hopefully. We got to, we
got to, like,
I'm trying to take a ton of time off next year, just not be on the road. And so
I think, like,
I want to spend a month in Greece. And if we can just tack on Stavi's world, if
I can convince,
if I can convince a couple of comedians to take their vacation in Greece. Why
wouldn't they?
And then just come on by for a couple of days to the Stavi's world villa. That's.
But then everyone can write it off. Exactly. That's what I'm saying, dude.
I mean, I don't know. Everyone can write it off. This is a great plan. Yeah.
This is a great plan. I'm saying I'm in already. All right.
What I'm saying is I'm there. Come on through, brother. Yeah, man.
So yeah, dude, thanks for coming through a bit. You know, it's nice to, it's, I'm
happy that
you put the special out. Hilarious comic. If you guys don't know Louie, you got
to go check
his shit out. And a very funny special. And it was, I mean, you, you shot it.
You said you shot it a while ago, right? Dude, I shot it last May. So it's been
almost,
it's like almost a year and six months that it took me putting it together. Uh,
in between,
not only, it took, took a long time in between. Then I also got married, which
is.
I know that's what I was, I was like, cause it was shit. I was like, this is
funny, but
I was like, he's talking about being single. Yes. I was like, I was like, I
thought he was
married. You know what I mean? But. I feel bad about it. Cause like the special's
about
going through a horrible breakup and being sad and alone. And now I'm married
and happy.
So I'm trying, I'm actually kind of trying to hide that. Like, yeah, I feel bad
for me.
It's so sad. But the truth is things are all right. It has a happy ending.
Everything's,
the special's doing well and I got a wife. It's all good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be so funny if this like catapults you into fame and
you cheat
on your wife and you're back, you're back to square one. And then you put a,
you put out
a special about how happy and married you are right now. But by the time, by
the time it comes
out, you've got all this road pussy and you've ruined your, your finally good
life. You finally figured it out.
And you're like, nah, the special went viral, bitch. Get to stepping.
I'm out.
Yeah. No, it's, it is interesting because the special is like this, you have,
you're like, yes, you're,
it's like a snapshot of a guy who's really trying to figure his shit out.
Yeah.
You know, like there was, there was like, you're, yeah, you were going through
the breakup. You're
talking about being single. And then it was like, you're like a first time
therapy patient in it.
It's like, well, that's true. I'm, I didn't do, I never tried therapy before
and only,
like recently, that's like new for me. It's crazy how, um, fucking neurotic and
crazy.
I would have, if people, they don't even have to know you. They just need to
look at one
picture of you and literally at any stage of your life, you've looked at like
four different
types of Jewish people. You know what I mean? Like, like now it's classic. You've
aged into
this is it for the next probably 20 years.
It's going to get funnier and funnier looking. It's going to get funnier, funnier,
ears.
The nose will get bigger, the ears will get bigger. It's going to get crazy.
At a certain point, you got to grow it out.
That's what I want to do. I want to go full curly. I just want to wait until
the top goes
down and then I just want to go full Larry David, you know, curly style.
Dude, that was, that was, I always said until the pandemic, my goal was,
because I've always
had like this weird diffuse.
Like when I went bald, where I was like, where I was like, fuck, if I had a
horseshoe, I
would, I would be growing it out. That was always my cowardice. But then the
pandemic happened.
I was like, let's just see what happens. Best decision I've ever made in my
life. I've
never felt more myself than a guy with hair like this.
It's awesome. No, it's weird how like some of those transitions, like, do you
know,
Shane Wang is one of my best friends. You see him, he like, he went full, like
full,
he has full long hair.
So I do think that happened for, in the pandemic for a lot of people. We were
cowards who didn't
want to try it out in front of people. And then with nothing but time, we're
like, this
is what I'm really like.
But yeah, but it's also weird how it's like, oh, this is how you should have
been the whole
time. Like this is the form you have, you know, this is your final form.
Yes. I've had many people, eldest included, be like, it's so weird. You haven't
had this
hair forever.
Because I was fucking completely, I was like cue ball. Probably when we met, I
was completely
cue ball. Not even like, you know, I might not even had the mustache when we
met. I was
just completely hairless when I first got to New York. And that was strange.
And then
actually, even the mustache was like a weird, I got this fucking jaw. I had
like a benign
tumor.
Oh, shit.
It was, before I knew it was benign, believe me, I was fucking scared.
Horrific.
Because I was broke. I was like, we had just started making a little money on
come down,
but nothing, not enough to cover unexpected jaw cancer. You know what I mean?
Not a new jaw.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, and it fucked me up so much that I just like,
I didn't like
touch my face at all. And like, I, like I had a ton of growth and I was just
shaving it
off. And I started with this and I was just like, huh, well, this is kind of
funny. This
is mustache. And I just like tried it out the way you do. And people were like,
whoa, dude,
that looks kind of cool. And I was like, really? And I was like, all right, we
got a new thing.
It was before the tooth came out too. I had a mustache. Then the tooth came out.
There's been
a lot of stuff.
You've got a lot of classic looks.
A lot, yeah.
The worst is when you film something when you're going through a bad look.
Yes.
I have my, my, this is not happening. I have a mustache beard combo.
Okay.
A mustache stubble beard combo, which is like, it's not even a thing really.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I invented a new form of facial hair that doesn't look right.
That's an extra dirtbag move. Pull that up, Baldus. Come on. Fucking do some
producing
for God's sake. I heard you typing. I was like, oh, he might be doing his job.
And no, of course
not. God knows what you were up to. What the fuck were you even typing if you
weren't looking
that up, asshole? Tell me. Tell the people what you were typing.
For this business, I had to text something to Ben.
Okay, all right. Likely story.
I got the logs. No, all the company devices are surveyed, so.
You can never let an Albanian to his own devices, Louie. If you're ever
unfortunate enough to have
an Albanian working for you, you have to keep him under watchful eye the whole
time. Let's pull
up Louie Katz. This is not happening. He wasn't even fucking listening. He
couldn't even.
No idea. Oh, yeah. That's tough. Which is it? Is it a mustache? Is it a beard?
It's neither.
And you know what? Okay, here's the one that I love, though. Go to Louie Katz
Comedy Central
Half Hour. That's a decent look, I thought. Let's find out. Let me see how I
remember.
The bad one is Fallon. My Fallon is a mustache with a soul patch, kind of like
a Colonel Sanders,
like a Jewish Colonel Sanders look. No, that's not a dumbass. That's the one he's
going.
Come on, man. Just look at it. Images. God damn. If you go to my channel, it'll
have something
somewhere. There, that one on the right. That's it. Oh, okay. You know, that
wasn't as bad
as I remembered it. No, it's just my face. It's just my face. Yeah, you're
right. What
I'm recoiling is your face. I thought your hair was floppier for whatever
reason. Did you
ever shoot something with like floppy hair? Am I misremembering? I haven't had
floppy hair
