Name: Stavvy's World Christmas Bonus - The Halkias Brothers [UNLOCKED] | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World Christmas Bonus - The Halkias Brothers [UNLOCKED] | Full Episode

- Merry Christmas.
- Hello everyone.
What a beautiful day we're having.
I hope you enjoyed the Mateo episode
that we released yesterday on Christmas day,
but we figured, hey, let's be generous.
Let's unlock some Patreon content.
'Cause I don't know if you know this,
me and our buddy Eldest here,
we've done double the episodes that we've put on here
on this YouTube channel.
Every week we do an extra Patreon episode,
five bucks a month, and the Patreon is very fun.
And we do a lot of special things.
We do live calls sometimes.
We have close friends kind of getting wild
and saying shit that they can't say on YouTube normally.
And one of the things we love doing
is bringing my little brothers on, Nick and George.
We bring 'em on.
We try and do it every month, definitely every two months.
And we have a Halkis Brothers episode pretty regularly.
And we figured, hey, in the Christmas spirit,
let's unlock the first one.
Let's post the very first episode we did with my brothers,
where we took questions from our Patreon members.
They wanted to know what growing up with me
and Eldest was like.
And my brothers were very, very forthcoming.
So enjoy this episode.
It's one of my favorites we've ever done.
And if you liked it, hey, consider subscribing.
Maybe buy a friend a Patreon subscription, late gift.
It's pretty cheap and they'll probably listen to it.
You know what I mean?
But don't buy anything, okay?
Hey man, capitalism's ruining Christmas, brother.
Just enjoy the free gift, man.
Isn't that right, Eldest?
Yeah.
Yep.
Anyway, it's a very fun episode.
We really appreciate everybody listening.
It means a lot.
And Merry Christmas.
Hope you're having a good one and we'll talk to you soon.
Bye-bye, folks.
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Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, Greek Independence Day edition.
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Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, Greek Independence Day edition.
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March 25th, 2023.
You're getting this probably in a week, right?
They're getting this, what, Thursday?
It's what?
Uh...
Five days from now?
No, I think it's gonna...
I think we have like a week or two after that, like April 10th.
Whatever.
We're recording this on March 25th, okay?
The day the Greeks told the Ottomans to suck our unclipped cocks.
And they...
That's right.
Yup.
So, those fucking Simtar sucking motherfuckers taking a break from fucking
their village boys.
Sheee!
Okay?
Y'all...
From having the...
From having sex with the sexiest boy in the fucking...
Go on.
Uh...
What's it called, George?
What's an ottoman?
In the harem, yeah.
They had women in their harem for appearances, but you know the one that was
getting the most
work was the fucking child boy.
Uh...
Another thing they stole from us, by the way.
They even stole their despicable tendencies from ancient Greece.
And we told them to suck our cocks.
We will not bow down.
We will not pray to fucking Mecca.
Okay?
No.
No siree.
Jesus.
Unlike some whites that got conquered as well.
Unlike some...
Looking at you, buddy.
Looking at you.
Losers to the north.
Looking at you, buddy.
We'll suck Muhammad's dick.
Just don't let us pay taxes.
Ali Pasha is the national hero.
Shut the...
I don't know if you guys...
Shut the fuck up, you ottoman fucking dog.
Alexander the Great was actually Illyrian.
Shut the fuck up.
Cut your own mic.
He was actually what?
Illyrian.
What was he?
The ancient Albanians.
Don't...
You better watch yourself, Aldous, for real.
This is not the day to be fucking around like that.
Batter your sultan, Pasha.
Batter your sultan.
Batter your sultan.
Batter your sultan.
He's great.
Yeah, I said we fucking jump Aldous's ass right here right now, dude.
We gotta double deck his ass like a London bus.
That's right.
Fuck you, Aldous.
Fuck Albania.
Fuck Turkey.
Grease number one.
Okay?
No.
Aldous, not right now, motherfucker.
Don't do this.
I've turned with the sound, too.
No, no.
Don't...
Once...
When we upgrade the studio, I'm getting my own soundboard that fucking overrides
your soundboard.
And to celebrate this most beautiful of days, we have...
It's a family affair here on Stavi's World.
We have my brothers, Nick and George, Nikos, Yorgos, Khalkias, and fucking...
And our dog, Sir Albanian servant, running the boards.
Eldous, the little dicks bastard, Sula.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's him.
So, um...
It's a special episode here.
Just got my bros on.
They came...
They came through.
We're gonna watch John Wick 4...
Can't wait.
In about, what?
Two and a half hours?
Two and a half hours, about.
Yeah.
So, you know, we're gonna keep this one tight, 'cause we can't miss a moment of
John Wick.
And I gotta...
I gotta shower before, 'cause in true...
In true Greek fashion, my pits are rocking right now.
Pits are rocking.
I smell so bad.
My little buddy smells like shit today.
That little buddy.
But that's the thing.
For this episode, I wanted to have, to be as Greek as possible.
I'm wearing a Greek soccer jersey that my beautiful brothers gifted me.
Um...
And you know, we're just gonna...
We're just...
We're...
We're really gonna celebrate everything that's great about our culture and our
people today.
Yup.
And, um...
That's why when we go to the movies, elders will be sitting on the floor by our
feet.
I bought three tickets and I asked for one child.
I asked for one, uh, pet.
I have my...
I have my fucking...
I have my fucking...
Emotional support.
My emotional support, Albanian.
My emotional support, Albanian.
I have my therapy.
Uh, my...
He's just wearing a vest saying, "Do not pet."
Yeah, do not...
Do not feed the Albanian.
Do not...
Do not feed the Albanian.
He's very friendly, but you'll...
You'll ruin his training if you give him treats.
Hell yeah.
He gets a cube of liver every two hours if he's good.
Um, he might get two for Greek Independence Day.
But thank you, fellas, for coming up to the fucking...
Thanks for having us, big dog.
For coming.
You're welcome, buddy.
It's a dream come true.
Yeah.
Yup.
My wife painted this.
That's right.
She did paint this.
Good job.
It's a family affair.
She did a wonderful job.
Um, and here we are.
Just chop it up.
How was the...
How was the...
The ride up here, boys?
Honestly, traffic...
Pretty traffic-free.
Traffic-free.
I got, uh...
I think I took a couple wrong turns in...
Okay.
In New York, but...
He did.
We, uh, took the Hackensack exit.
Okay.
Instead of, um...
I don't fucking...
The George Washington Bridge one.
Okay.
So we...
Shilled in Jersey a little bit?
Yeah.
We ended up in this strange little neighborhood.
It looked nice, but it was not where we needed to go stuff.
That's right.
That's right.
Refilled...
Refilled the tank, and then...
We did.
We did.
I love it.
Head on over, you.
That's awesome.
What stories we can say.
Dude.
What story...
Well, we did open it up to the...
To the Patreon.
Uh, to our beautiful subscribers.
Because they have a lot of questions.
They want to know, you know.
They want to know about us.
Uh, from you...
You guys are...
You guys are, um...
Me and Eldis...
Who knows what kind of rose-colored glasses we view history throughout.
But you guys...
Oh, yeah.
You guys were there.
You guys...
This is a real Rashomon situation.
I'm about to expose Eldis.
Oh, yeah?
Do you have any Eldis exposes?
They did.
One question I remember seeing was...
When was the first time you saw each of mine and Eldis' penis?
And if you guys remember...
Remember those?
I remember.
You remember, George?
What was...
I mean, we used to see each other's dicks all the time.
I've seen...
I feel like I've shown my dick to smoothie a lot.
Yeah, I've seen...
I've seen...
Probably Nick too, but not as much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen Mel's cock a lot.
I just remember laughing hysterically when I saw Eldis' every time.
It's so hard that I think I passed out and just totally forgot about it.
Well, it's because he's 6'5" and he's got a normal man's cock size.
That's right.
So it looks bizarre.
Totally normal size.
I would say normal.
For a 5'6" man, yes.
You have the penis of a Bolivian man...
A Bolivian bus boy.
Damn, that's good.
I don't know when.
I don't know.
Now I'm really...
You don't remember when you saw Eldis' penis?
Not for the first time.
I think it was first time.
Well, he showed us all...
Remember one time you guys were visiting?
Probably like a 17, 18 year old Eldis' penis?
Yeah, yeah.
And I was, what?
15?
Yeah.
You flashed a minor, Eldis.
In our house, probably.
Our bedroom, dude.
You don't remember?
Maybe.
Eldis, did you rape my brother?
No, I just...
You don't fucking remember that?
Nah, you would have raped Eldis, Nick.
Yeah, dude.
You were in the prime of your life.
No chance, Eldis.
You were a 15 year old buck.
Eldis had his bad hips.
Eldis was in his sweaters and reading gay books phase.
I know.
I just had to beat the shit out of Eldis.
I was just like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at him.
I remember one time...
Speaking of my gay sweaters.
Yes.
I remember one time I was wearing like a yellow and black Sean John plaid shirt.
Hell yeah, dude.
Underneath like a Easter blue like eyes on v-neck sweater.
Hell yeah, man.
I was at your guy's house.
We were in the kitchen in the basement.
Nick was like, "Where'd you buy that Oshkosh bagosh?"
Get his ass.
Oshkosh bagosh for grown retards that still think they're babies.
Don't worry, man.
It's on Patreon.
Oh, yeah.
True, true, true.
You can say whatever you want about Eldis.
Eldis.
What is this?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, it's funny because you guys...
Do you have any memories?
Because Eldis has literally been in our lives since I was four.
So you were two years old.
Yeah, yeah.
You might literally not have memories without Eldis in them.
I think we have very few memories without Eldis.
Yeah.
When we were kids, I don't remember a whole lot.
I remember one of his birthday parties.
I remember that too.
Which one?
I was youngish.
I was like seven or something.
Yeah, I think it was like the first time we were over his house.
His shitty fucked up apartment.
His shitty fucked up apartment.
I was like, "Where the fuck are we?"
And my godmother lived in like the hood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I thought that was like a mansion compared to Eldis's fucking slum.
Yeah, dude, she really did.
Nick's godmother.
You never went to their place.
It was like, it's so funny.
She like moved to Baltimore like so long, like before the inner city was trashed,
that they bought a house in like East Baltimore.
And the parts that are getting nice now.
But dude, it was like...
It was wild.
She was like this fat little church secretary who lived in the fucking slums,
dude.
That's not where all the pool parties were, was it?
No, no.
She moved from the hood to Rosedale.
But dude, she lived like...
People were strung out.
Like we would have Thanksgiving there and there's just crackheads walking
around.
Yeah, yeah.
And she's just like a fucking squat little church secretary.
But...
Yeah.
Yeah, Eldis was fucking...
Eldis's place was worse than that.
In other words, it was just all fucking dark and gloomy.
I just remember he played on his computer all the time.
Yeah, yeah.
He had this like, one of those big bulky like white joints from like 98 or
whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like mesmerized.
A gateway.
Yeah.
A gateway computer.
I mean, Eldis's house was the first place we went to the internet.
Because he had a computer before us.
That was an early Macintosh.
That was a 90s Macintosh.
Oh, my bad.
Sure, they afforded an early Macintosh.
How'd you get it?
I don't know.
I remember the night my dad came home with it.
And we were like, just so fucking curious and excited.
But I don't know where or why.
Do you think he sucked cock for it?
Not really.
I don't think he wanted a computer for us that bad.
For me to look at fake nudes of Heather Locklear when I was seven years old.
In my parents' bedroom where the computer was.
Heather fucking Locklear.
Oh, that's true, dude.
We were looking up the brat nudes.
While your m