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Stavvy's World #57 - Yannis Pappas | Full Episode

we should have gotten some plates welcome everybody 904-800-STAV-CALL-IN a
beautiful
new year a beautiful 2024 to you and we had to bring in the new year of Stavi's
world
with the one and only Giannis Papas thank you thank you you did an American
pronunciation of
for the first year with Giannis Papas we're gonna do the whole thing we're
gonna do a riff
and then I'm gonna do it over in Greek the whole the whole the whole podcast is
gonna be half English
since we are in a story I said you know when you sell this place yeah you won't
have to remove it
they'll buy it for this yeah yeah I'll get to double my security deposit
it's better for the bedroom yeah my landlord come in here and start crying oh
my god it's so beautiful
no unfortunately we don't have a countryman yeah against all odds I believe I I'm
still unsure of my the
publicity of my landlord I'm I think we've landed on Indian I think we've
landed on oh yeah sometimes
it can be hard to tell yeah because especially in New York it's like you get
like a brown mishmash
yeah where everybody's just cut if they're like three or three general two or
three generations it's all just kind of like anywhere from like beige to like
kind of dark tan you know what I mean
mean you're gonna have to see his wife to determine his that's true that's true
that's true wrapped up yeah
yeah yeah yeah dotted up we don't he seems a little Americanized whatever it is
so she might not even
you're right we should figure this out if she's wearing air max 95's Dominican
yeah
you gotta see the wife I know and if you haven't seen the wife probably
Pakistani okay oh right yeah
it's not allowed she yeah she has to handle all the business I don't know that's
not my feeling
though I feel like she's kind of the she it feels like she's pulling the
strings okay then she's then
she's Greek yeah because we pretend to be a patriarchy but it's really the
mothers it is true yeah it's
a it's a it's a culture that like puts on appear a big on putting on
appearances yes you know it's
like the man is honestly the head of the Greek household the man is the weakest
member of the house yes
the father is by far if you if somebody comes out and there's an intruder take
the little kid over the
dad yes take a little kid like you know because then the dad you know it's just
we've everywhere
like for this pod you put on that beautiful uh what is that Sergio Cicini
Sergio Cicini you got
the thing but if your mom came in and then she'd be like yeah yeah absolutely
up and put a tie on you
yeah yes very good point my countryman that is true but before we really get
going Giannis I think
I would be remiss not to be able to offer our wonderful listeners the
opportunity for a brand
new calendar on this brand new first day of the year that's right the 2024 Stavi
Baby calendar is
available now for purchase at stavi.biz wow you're gonna love it and hey maybe
you have a calendar
maybe you don't like to see my nude body every morning well are you a fan of
the Baltimore Ravens
because then you could buy this shirt are you not a fan of the Ravens maybe you
just like the Ronnie
character one of the most nuanced detailed characters I think we can all agree
on the
internet today hey buy a shirt buy a calendar watch fat rascal the special
available right now on
Netflix it's a lazy new year's day you're hungover you're worried about what
you did last night
throw on throw on the special it'll be a great day isn't that right Giannis
what if the priest comes here there's a version of this podcast where it
happens where my mom is living
next to the next to the you know and maybe in 15 years things go a certain way
for me and eldest
you know he's living next we're back in Greek town we have townhouses next to
each other my mom
and in between is my mom's house eldest is here my mom's here I'm here we have
the studio upstairs and
my mom because she can't go up the stairs anymore right right right but
everyone's watching gets
like a wheelchair lift just to scold us for our language right for being too
vulgar right she comes
up with a big tray of fucking baklava and everybody you're living on the street
that is now named you
yeah yeah maybe they change one name there that's true I think I think I'm angling
for one block in
Greek town Maryland that could be Stavros Halkius way you know the 700 block of
Ponca Street I am I am
angling for that that's a good you know what eldest let's put that on the 24
vision board we need to get
the 700 block Stavros Halkius way and it'll piss because we we grew up across
the street from our church
had like a big like you know they have the festival there every year like kind
of a almost like a
courtyard but like the church is two blocks that way but they I guess they got
a big plot of land
across the street from my family's house so all the Greek you know how fucking
you know how like
uh combat every Greek mom is like talking about how much better and smarter
their kid is all the like
old Greek ladies that didn't fuck with me because I was smarter than their Mongoloid
children
because I was the one who who thought who could dream of outside of Baltimore
like I was one of the few
uh all of them that were pissed at me because I was smart and didn't really
give that much about
about uh fuck about you know church stuff and everything they'll have to go to
the Greek festival on
Stavros Halkius way every year baby that's actually we have to make this happen
yeah we have to make this happen
grandkids and great grandkids because they'll never leave Greek town no no no
they'll see it every day
yeah their great grandkids will have to be saved yeah yeah yeah oh I'm gonna
start yeah we gotta figure
this out we gotta get a statue up there too I bet it'd even be like hilariously
affordable to do that
street just oh yeah we fill three potholes in Baltimore and we can do whatever
the fuck we want
it is awesome to be from a place where getting famous there is insanely attainable
like I'm not famous most places I go to Baltimore and it's like I I'm like mobbed
on the streets
because I've done a couple Ravens videos like I literally I'm not even kidding
doing a total of
maybe 14 Ravens videos over the course of two years made it so that I could
sell out a theater
five times in Baltimore it's crazy so shout out to Baltimore baby you have the
Greeks coming out
the Greeks are coming out more and more you know how it is man I'm you you
probably dealt with this
because you had a great Greek character but it was almost I could assume yeah
of course we're talking
about Mr. Panos here of course but I can assume that it's it was difficult for
Greeks to like
listen to anything but Mr. Panos that's you know so it's like I you it was
almost like I learned from
you where I was like fuck I don't need these fucking these like these Greek
guidos that do exist
there's a big population of Greeks that are no better than the Italians which
we are very clear on
this podcast the lowest whites there are without question in the white
hierarchy uh lowest Italians
where I live now they they'll pull me and you over for paper they'll ask for
our papers where I live
I live like let's say Connecticut it's like we walk around and we're like we're
Puerto Rican
yeah yeah yeah yeah we just became great like like white like three months ago
oh totally it's still
like a question are Greeks white or which is kind of great for these times it's
fun yeah because you're
like no we're not white well I my contention on Fat Rascal available now on
Netflix uh is I think that
we are Arabs we're the lightest skinned Arabs so that's kind of what I think so
you took a peek at
23andMe no no no my well my brother did yeah my brother did you you got a
little you're from the
Levant this is purely just what we're like yeah look at all the jewelry look at
all the how yeah like
my it's like everything about us is the we're we're where Arabs begin basically
you know like that's
like on the continuum you know what I mean where it's like Europe we're sort of
like the buffer zone
between Europe and Arabs in my opinion yes and and we behave like Arabs it's
like the food because
the Turks fucked our asses for so long and that's the other thing we just have
to accept what happened
and a few they owned us they fucked our asses for about nice 500 years we got
them back 1821 we told
the Ottomans to suck our dicks yes and they did and they sucked it with a smile
on their face and we
got most of the islands we got we got the good shit back they got to keep Cyprus
yeah yeah they got to
keep Cyprus they took my dad's island they kept that Imbros oh oh really yeah
they took one of the few
islands yeah they took a few yeah because we got a couple that are really close
to Turkey yeah you can see
them yeah but all the roads is like right there you know heel like all that
stuff we took a few back
but they took a few too damn yeah we did a good job for you know where we were
at they raped our asses
and they raped a few vaginas and gave birth to a few Greeks that have some Turk
in them oh more than a
few and look guys we got to be honest the best foods are kind of like thanks to
Turks like oh middle
eastern food is it's we got to and we improved it don't get me wrong Greek food
is better than
you know we get the salads we get a little it's fresher you get a little more
veggie stuff like
you know hummus is fine but tzatziki taramo salata all that shit's better oh
yeah but this we did have
to put a greek spin on what the fucking emir told us to eat yeah you know what
i mean we call it a greek
coffee but it is a turkey that's where i draw the line actually i won't give up
on that one you keep
going that's my that's my that's my that's where that's my line but hey look we
you know everyone
has different you're more of a extremist than me i'm more of a moderate well i'm
just part turkish
i found that out i wish i didn't know what was the piece so what did you 33 33
oh wow i'm hoping
it's anatolian greek because you know there was a lot of greeks living there
but yeah no the dna there's
turk i and and there's you know in 23andme you can see some relatives and it
was a couple of turkish
guys that reached out that because we were connected hey man i'm an actor too
yeah and i was like
lose my number you call the police
baklava that's theirs really i think we kind of borrowed that but we i think we
made a couple nice
improvements on a lot of stuff the creamier stuff we are where it's just like a
mix of like you know
the ball like i really do content and this is where greek supremacy comes back
we took everything from balkans and these you know serb dogs and all that kind
of
shit and and everything miscellaneous white miscellaneous whites and everything
from turks
and like you know and we're like all right girls can have their titties out and
we're going to add
a couple a little more dairy a little more pork you guys don't want to have
pork we're going to make
the most deli using your methods we're going to make a more delicious thing
with uh a gyro you know
the night and which is pork the real gyro's pork it's not beef a beef lamb monstrosity
that's an
americanized thing so we figured it out yeah we're still the best we're a nice
little melting pot yeah
they can't do pork right yeah i think that's why that's at least that's why my
that's what my obese
uncle dimitri told me is that we gyro started because you know the turks would
throw us he said
the pork scraps but that doesn't make sense because they can't eat any pork
they were probably eating it on
the sly on the scene you know i mean the way you're not supposed to a little
boy the nine yeah the way
the way the governor the 9 11 hijackers supposedly went to a strip club the
night before yeah i think
i think a lot of people do a lot of things yeah which either way i know a lot
of jews who eat bacon
bacon and cheese sure you know sure yeah i i've had straight sex i mean we don't
all do what we're
supposed to do what we 