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Stavvy's World #58 - Sarah Sherman and Jack Bensinger | Full Episode

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Oppa! Welcome, everybody, to Stavi's World.
What a beautiful new year it is here, 2024.
Call 904-800-STAV.
We have a returning guest and a new guest.
Sarah Sherman's here. Jack Bensinger are here. Thanks, guys.
Sarah, on time as hell.
It's definitely not 45 minutes after the time we agreed on.
That was already one hour later than the original time we had agreed on.
And I was, and I did say this when I walked in,
I was actively laughing when we walked in, thinking about how late we were.
Yes, you're almost, you're nearly two hours late from the original,
and I'll give you credit, that's not, we did, we did postpone it to 1.30.
You had therapy at 12.30, which is hilarious to think about
what your therapist even can get through.
Like, does he even get, does he, has he even made it through your clothes yet?
To get into your family?
Have we even gotten that far?
Well, you don't do real therapy.
Yeah.
Like, when I do therapy, which I don't because I'm, I don't need that.
Yeah, because you're fucking cool.
When I do, I talk about real shit like, oh, I'm afraid of flying,
I'm afraid of this and that.
You do, like, well.
Catching up with your, you have a friend?
Well, today, he was kind of like.
Yeah, please tell me what you're an hour late,
what you pushed an hour for.
Well, we had, we had, we really did have to get to the bottom of things today.
Okay.
Because, you know, I was talking about, you know, I was,
he was like, in a lot of your work, you use the symbol of the eye a lot.
He's going into your work?
And then you have a, what?
He works there, he works, that's SNL.
Oh, really?
Can I say that you work there yet?
Wait, they have a fucking court, an SNL appointed therapist?
They have everything.
That is so fucking funny.
There's a barber, I mean, well, that's true.
I went and found this guy.
Okay.
I said, give me the, I went to the therapy store,
I said, give me the craziest guy you've got.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, and he, so he.
Wait, does he work there or not?
No.
Who knows, dude?
I don't fucking know.
You know, one time.
That could be a cult.
There was like a, some, one of the hosts, not going to name.
Yep.
One of the hosts brought their chiropractor to the, to SNL.
And he was fixing everybody, he was lining everybody up.
He was lining everybody up and he was, and I was kind of like, I was a little,
I was like,
well.
Well, but that's another, Cairo, we've talked, have we talked about this on
this podcast?
Yeah, because my, I think I brought up how I was looking into like my family,
because apparently
my dad's, my, my dad, the maternal side of my dad's family, they had a couple
guys that
came to America and want like a great, great uncle of mine is one of the
founding fathers
of chiropractic.
What the fuck?
He's buried on Long Island.
Yes, we talked about it because you're from there.
Yes, yes, yes.
All Greek people, everybody who's from Greece, just because I feel like they
invented almost
everything.
Yeah, dude, that was actually a surprise to me that this motherfucker came over
and was
just like into chiropractic.
And then apparently his brother was either a gambler or a bounty hunter or
something cool.
And she gave my grandma like a ton of money and then he just, and they never
heard from
him again.
He died on, in the wild west.
He cracked his own.
Wait, do the thing, do the thing.
What's that?
That thing.
Oh, that's fake.
I mean, I can try it.
Usually I have a mint in my mouth.
Do you have a, yeah.
So that was, yeah.
He'll just go, hey Sarah, hey Sarah, watch this.
And then he crunches a mint.
I can crunch my, crunch, crunch my shit.
I have fun with those crunches in 20 years.
I'll say, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
If you crunch it too much, you're, you're effed for life.
I feel good with it.
It makes me feel good.
It feels cool.
But chiropractic, I wouldn't have-
How come bad guys in movies always go like, crrr, crrr, and then they fuck
people up
then?
Well, because-
How about that, idiot?
Yeah.
Well, because that is so stupid.
How about the strongest, coolest guys always do it?
I can't imagine being quite as dumb as you.
I'm trying to.
I've hit, I've hit a guy before.
Really?
Yeah.
Over what?
Yeah, you're a therapist.
Matt Davis, Matt, right?
Matt Damon?
No, Matt Davis, if you're watching this, remember when I punched you in high
school?
What did he do?
I was being a designated driver in high school.
Thank you.
Do you have an applause sound cue?
Don't give a, don't give a, like a community designated driver?
No, just like for the, you know, I kind of wasn't-
For the crew?
For the crew.
Were you the go-to DD?
Yeah, because I didn't like drinking that much.
Thank you.
Matt Damon.
No, no, you're a fucking loser.
You're a loser and the only way you get people to hang out with you is by ferrying
them
from bar to their homes.
That's, if you were the DD every time, that means you were a fucking dork.
No, I wasn't a DD every time because I don't know if your guys' town had this,
but we had
Gary, the illegal taxi driver.
Yeah, we had one, yeah.
We didn't have Gary.
Of course, Gary didn't.
He was like a guy, it was like not, there was no Uber, there was no nothing, so
you would
go to the train station where Gary's car was parked at the Great Neck train
station and
you would ask him if he could drive you around for the night and he would buy
you beer and
you had to pay him like 20 bucks.
That's it?
It had to have been more than that.
That has to be more.
In my memory, it was like we gave Gary 20 bucks and then he bought us beer and
then drove
us around all night.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, did he molest anybody?
Well, he must have.
That's like prime molesting stuff.
He kind of disappeared without any.
Without a trace?
Yeah.
What's the, ah, well.
Aw.
I was going to say, what's the ethics of bringing up people that we know that
are pedophiles?
I didn't say last name.
I didn't say last name.
I didn't say last name.
I said Gary.
I guess, can you bleep Gary?
No, he's not doing that.
Well, no, I can't do it either.
What were you going to say, first line, last name of a pedophile you know?
No, I wasn't.
Do you have, do you know a pedophile?
I know two of them.
What?
Two of them, man.
Different ages.
Damn, I wish I could just tell all about it, but I don't know.
He's been to jail.
He got out.
You don't have to say his name.
All right.
Oh, I know about the numbers.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
What?
You know him too.
Stick around.
I know exactly the two sides.
You know both of the pedophiles.
Well, one of them has like a family, and so that would just, you know, why open
a wound
that's already been wound?
You know what I mean?
Right.
So you're saying if someone commits a crime, but they have a family, they
should get away
with it?
Is that your contention?
I agree with that.
Plus, he's a pretty cool guy overall.
Yeah, yeah.
You're right.
He should be around more children.
The more children you have, the more okay it is whatever you did.
Because look at Bin Laden, he in that compound had how many fucking family
members?
Probably a fuckload of them.
And he was house in the mall.
What are we going to do?
Shoot him in the head?
And now what?
We're talking about orphans loose in Pakistan.
That's not right.
Oh, that's true.
And by the way, all of his relatives turned out to be quite the lookers.
Yeah.
Say what?
I don't know if they're all that hot.
He has, there's goth, there's goth Osama.
There's goth Osama.
There's the niece who's like, kind of like, MAGA.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Osama Bin Laden family.
See, well, look at the gorgeous niece.
Oh, yeah.
And he was six foot seven?
Yeah.
No, he wasn't.
Yeah, he was tall as shit.
That's probably why he was all mad, because he didn't get to do the
international basketball.
I guess I would fuck her.
And then there's the one.
He's taller than you.
Yeah.
He's not.
He's dead.
There's the famous, there's the famous Terry, what's his name, tweet.
It's like, Osama, Osama was tall as hell.
He should have hooped instead of, what is it?
Find the Terry.
Yeah, there's his goth son.
I talked about this on Theo's podcast.
Oh, imagine if he dunked on the Twin Towers.
That would have been cool.
Instead of the planes.
I mean, essentially.
Honestly, he should have done a dunk contest.
He chooses his champion.
We choose ours.
Who is this one?
That's his goth son.
Whoa, really?
Yeah.
That looks.
He kind of looks like Christopher Moltisante.
He looks like he's one of the Matrix twins.
He does.
He looks like corn.
He looks like corn.
Corn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He looks cool.
Anyway, look up Terry Rozier, Osama bin Laden.
I just want to know the tweet.
Terry Rozier.
That's not how you spell it, but whatever.
It doesn't matter.
I can't believe we're taking the opportunity of a truncated podcast to look at
a tweet.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
No, but we're talking about a tweet.
You're the one that's two hours late, you dumb bitch.
And I was like that.
Osama should have hooped instead of trying to kill people because he tall as
hell.
That's coming from Terry Rozier, point guard for the fucking, point guard for
the Charlotte Hornets.
Anyway.
Charlotte.
Back to what we were talking about, the pedophiles you both know.
Yeah.
I'm not saying a damn thing.
Sarah Sharon on the record won't snitch on a pedophile, folks.
She holds it down for pedophiles.
They've been snitched.
Okay.
So what's the point?
And then it's like, when you're digging up old, and then it's, you know, the
victims are getting hurt.
Oh, and they're watching this right now.
By the way, more people.
We probably do have a pretty molested, a pretty molested fan base, honestly.
More people have said.
Now, shout out to the molested.
That's not bad.
You really have both.
I bet you have the molested and the people who did it.
So this is your.
I don't think so.
I'm going to come.
I don't want, if you're a molester, stop watching.
We don't want you.
I want to say that right now.
Unlike Sarah, who's got your back and won't say anything about you, I'm anti-you.
You take who you can get these days.
I'll say this.
I'll say this.
No one goes up to me on the street.
Sarah loved your, the sketch that you worked so hard on.
Sarah loved the show.
They go, oh, I love you on Stav's podcast.
That's right, bitch.
You got it.
Matt, I just want you to know I molested people and I love you on Stav's
podcast.
Hey, thanks for being an ally for the molester community, Sarah.
We loved you on Stav's World.
And you're crazy out there.
Before he banned us from listening, but we'll always cherish you as the number
one pro molester
guest on Stav's World.
Now, before we did this,