Name: Stavvy's World #68 - Kyle Kinane | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #68 - Kyle Kinane | Full Episode

Oppa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. What an episode we have for you guys
today.
I'm fresh, fresh from the gym, doing my little PT for my shoulder, getting
ready to get ripped.
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And folks, our guest today, he's a delicious meal all himself.
The wonderful Kyle Kinane. I just want to eat him up with his new look. I love
the mustache.
Yeah, man.
You were a classic long beard, shaved completely guy. And I like seeing that
you're kind of coming.
You're coming over to this side, dude.
Yeah, you're coming over to this side. I love it, dude.
Normalized male pattern baldness. Normalized male pattern baldness.
I think it's coming back. I think, honestly, my goal for my life has always
been to look.
To succeed despite every, like, obstacle God has thrown at me.
And I like looking as dumb as possible.
And so I feel like I'm on the forefront of just, like, letting it go out.
And I think the next move is going to be, I'm going to be bald until, I'm going
to just get this going until, like, 60, 70.
And that's when I get hair plugs. You know what I mean?
But, like, I think we should, we should get old men with incredible plugs.
But young men, middle-aged men with just let it go natural.
But that's, like, the, I think that's the baldest move.
It's like, yeah, it's fake.
It's fake.
What about it?
I think I'm going to go wigs in a little bit, too.
I bet.
My girlfriend's trying to be pushing me, like, what?
Who cares?
Who cares?
And, like, it is kind of, I think it was, like, Jason Alexander was on some,
like, he had a toupee.
You're like, you got, he's like, yeah.
Yeah, it was awesome.
He just was owning it.
Yeah, I just never had hair.
Yeah, yeah.
I wanted some hair.
I wanted to feel hair.
It was awesome when he did it, though, because he was on the, he was, like, the
most documented
bald man of the 90s.
Him and Ben Franklin, the most famous bald dude.
And then he just popped up with hair, but shout out to him.
Obviously, that's the blueprint in another way, of course, Costanza.
But, yeah, dude, nice to see you, but also just, I love the new look, dude.
Yeah, I got to flip it once in a while.
I love the new look.
Well, it sounds like, whenever people are, like, oh, this is how somebody looks
and this
is what we expect from him, like, oh, that's when I got to do something
different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, and it's great.
The internet's great to let you know that your face is terrible.
Absolutely.
And it looks bad.
Like, cool, man.
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad.
Thanks for taking time out of your day.
Oh, yeah, we got at least, I would say, 40% of our comments on all our episodes
and videos
are people tracking how much fatter I am in every episode.
We get a constant deluge of those.
And I don't usually, it's so much that I don't read the comments, but every
once in a while
I'll just be like, oh, how's this episode doing?
And just immediately the first comments are always like, he's getting fat as
shit.
God, damn, when are they taking his feet off?
Do you ever think, do you think you're responsible for it because you're a
comedian?
Like, I'm busting your balls.
I'm like, man, I don't know you.
Yeah, we don't know each other.
But then, like, well, you're a public figure, so I guess this is.
Hey, listen, my life's pretty fucking sweet.
If some fucking, if some also fat guy wants to momentarily feel better because
I'm fatter
than him and he forgets every other thing that I'm better, I'm also more of
than him,
that's fine with me, dude.
I don't think that.
That's part of what, that's part of the service we provide here at Stavi's
World.
You're some guy who just started exercising.
You think like, oh, like, it is funny because when someone starts a new thing,
they're always
like so hardcore.
And there are people that are like gym guys that are like, it's disgusting when
you're
fat.
You're, you know, you're like, it's like a, it's like a.
Fuck those guys 100%.
100%, but it's like, you know what, man, you want to get those comments out for
the three
weeks you stay on your diet?
Great.
Enjoy it.
I'll be here for you.
I'll be fat.
I'll be, you know, I'll, I'll fluctuate.
I'll be your sin eater.
Absolutely.
I'll eat your sins.
I'm fat Jesus.
I'm fat.
I'm getting fat for all of you.
So you can take me down in the public eye.
Who better than a fat sin eater?
That's how you know he's, he's hungry for him.
Throw him over this way.
Oh yeah, brother.
I love, I'm excited about the, I'm like from outside Chicago.
So this is, I'm at home right now.
We got a lot of Greek diners in Chicago.
Every main, every like big city always has a nice Greek, Greek diner, Greek
restaurant
culture.
My favorite new joke that bombs is like, I bought a house and it has asbestos
and I'm like,
not a Greek roommate.
And then nobody knows why I'm, asbestos, what are you doing?
Hey, asbestos, clean the dishes there.
You're right.
It sounds good.
I thought it was fun.
Philly, it worked a little bit.
Chicago, a little bit.
Everybody was like, what does he mean?
Yeah.
We're just being racist.
You need a heavy Greek presence.
Yeah.
To get that for sure.
Nice dude.
Bought a house.
Are you, is it the, cause you, you also have a, we should say special out right
now,
dirt nap.
Yeah, man.
Very funny.
You mentioned you're in the burbs.
Is that the house you're talking about with asbestos?
This one, no, this one's in Portland.
Okay, nice.
In Portland, but it's like, it's pretty quiet.
Yeah.
That's all right, man.
You're 47.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know where the, you know where the good time is tonight?
The porch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, that's it, man.
It's just quiet.
Oh, I get it.
I'm like, I don't need to be hanging out.
Like, if I'm not doing a spot, I don't need to be like, in the mix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What am I doing?
I'm in a relationship.
I'm old.
Totally.
It's chilling at the house.
Absolutely, yeah.
So, but you did, you went from, because in the, was it like the pandemic, you
were like
out of L.A. and into the, like, Portland burbs?
Yeah, we moved out there.
We had like a chance to move up there, and then we're kicking it there for
three years.
Like, we got an apartment in L.A. too, so it's still in the mix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm distracted by the thickness of this statue, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure it's been commented on a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but it's awesome.
But that's cake back then.
Absolutely, yeah.
The people don't see the back.
The back's really nice.
All I'm looking at is the back.
And by the way, they make that.
That's not a special order.
You can just get that off the Home Depot website, bro.
So if you want to, if you need your home in Portland to have, to be greeted by
two Fat Davids,
I think there's not a problem at all.
You know, without the front, I couldn't tell it was David.
Yeah, yeah, Fat David.
We're so used to just peeping them Jennings that you don't see it from the
south side.
All right.
I love it, dude.
Thick Dave.
I like it.
He's a piece of ass for sure.
I got to be honest, man.
I'll be, I've often talk shit about crowd work comics.
And everybody, no, I want to come clean.
I got to come clean.
I know what I've said in the world.
No worries, dude.
But you should know that me and everybody, including whenever the topic comes
up, it sounds like,
yeah, but Stavros is funny.
It's like, oh, yeah, Stavros is funny.
But everybody's pissed at you because you made it look easy.
I know, I know.
So you've heard it a bunch.
But everybody's like, fucking, he's putting out shit, making it look like that's
all you
got to do.
I get it.
It's comfortable and it's easy.
And it's like, no, it's a skill.
Fully.
No, no, dude, I completely, I completely get that.
Like, I think about it sometimes.
It's like, I don't know.
It almost feels like I'm America and I'm telling, like, China can't, I'm like,
hey, you guys
need to cut back your fuel consumption.
I'm going to use all the gas and natural oil possible.
But the third world doesn't get to.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
All right.
You won't understand us until you're older.
I really do feel like, because, you know, mommy can touch hot pots with her
bare hands
because she goes, which side isn't going to burn her?
I do think there was something that happened because, like, people were doing,
you know,
people were doing, well, people were kind of going viral off crowd work.
And then it was like, I was, most people just thought I was the second guy from
Comptown.
And they're like, well, if this fat idiot can do it, I can do it.
And so it was like, I do feel like there was, even like my personal friends,
which kind
of hurt my feelings, they would see shit go viral.
They'd be like, dude, what's going on?
How do I do this?
And they would be like, they would post like three clips.
And they'd be like, oh, this actually, this sucks.
And it's hard work to do every day.
But, you know.
Do you think I'm not, I know I'm somewhat responsible for every, like, middle-aged,
bearded.
Yeah, talking about, yeah.
Dead-end graphic designer going like, oh, I'm sad.
And I fell asleep on my pizza.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's still craft to it, just because I'm talking about how shit's not going
well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's still some eloquence in there.
I do.
There, definitely when I first got here 10 years ago, there was a lot of Kinane
karaoke going
around.
Yeah.
Where there was like, there was a lot of fucking, a lot of horrible versions of
you with no punch
lines being like, and, like, pretending to have a growlier voice than they did.
And, like, drinking IPAs on stage.
Oh, man.
Well, they missed it, man.
They had to pay attention to the details.
They had to cheat beer, dude.
Yeah.
You fucked that one up, guys.
Yeah, so that's why, like, I saw, like, and I'll watch, because, like, the,
like, the
scourge, the scourge of it, but it's like, you know, it's, you know, it's
improv where
one person just doesn't know.
Like, that's why, like, remember how, like, everybody hates improv, and we love
crowd work?
Like, it's the same thing, but the other person just isn't good at the improv
part.
I know.
It's bad.
Or sometimes neither of them are.
Yeah.
Most of the time, neither of them are.
But that's what I want to say.
Like, I know I've talked my shit about the idea of crowd work, but it always
comes away,
but Stabby's good at it.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Yeah.
No, I do feel like I do.
Because you seem genuinely curious about the person.
And I like having a good, yeah, I don't like the, like, there's a lot of crowd
work that's
like, the guy knows what he's going to say.
It's subway magic.
He's just setting you up.
It's three-card monty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're delighted, because then you're on the subway going, I can't believe
I lost
$20.
But it's like the opposite of joke grenades, where it's like, on the way home,
it gets less
funny.
Right, right, right.
Oh, that's how he did it.
Yeah.
You see it.
You see it for sure.
And meanwhile, I just like to, you know, I am genuinely curious about a lot of
shit.
And also, it was a mistake.
Like, I don't, I was also someone who talked shit about crowd work.
And then I was like, I'm putting out a special.
I have no YouTube presence.
Maybe these bullshit crowd work clips are working.
And then they did.
And I was like, all right, I guess I'm burning material.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love this joke, but now it's an Instagram reel and I can't live anywhere else
ever again.
That's exactly what happened.
Because somebody on Reddit is going to call me a hack for repeating my own
material.
Your own 