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Stavvy's World #71 - Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent | Full Episode

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. 904-800-STOF. Call in, we'll solve
your problems.
We got a stacked couch. Many people when we did the Are You Garbage episode
were saying,
boy oh boy, how's that couch going to survive? And this feels, I'm a little
worried about,
you know when you got a jar and you kind of, the first guys didn't crack it,
but then the
next time you try it just pops so easily. I am a little worried about that
because we have probably
the most meat we've ever had on this Ikea, on this Ikea love seat right now.
You're not getting the
deposit back on the couch. The winner's center's gonna ban you. We got a lot of
gentlemen in the
fucking room right now. Oh yeah. The, the, first of all, just named beautifully
the Chubby Behemoth
Podcast. That's right. Really proving it on this couch right now. Bro, this isn't
a cord. Yeah, yeah.
This is a summit of the wad from abroad. It really is. It's the, it's Fat Rascal
meets
Time's Chubby Behemoth. It's the, it's the crossover. It's the collab they've
been waiting for. The collab, baby.
Uh, we got Sam Talent. We got Nathan Lund in the mix. Thanks for coming, boys.
Thanks for the drop,
Eldis. I appreciate that. Dude, we pulled up fresh from the airport, just wet.
Yeah. I saw Eldis come
out and I was like, well, I know that's Eldis, but I don't want to bother him
right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I'm a wet stranger with a backpack and a neck pillow. Yeah. Oh, right
off the jet. Oh,
yeah, yeah. Off the PJ. Off the PJ, yeah, yeah. No, we have to fly agricultural
stamps.
You're flying bovine air.
But yeah, we ran into, I'm over at the grocery store. I love it. He was like,
hey. I was like,
I know who you are, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to give you 40 minutes
to be a human
being. No, no, we don't get that around here. No, I'm glad you guys did. We, we,
we broke,
we broke bread. We ate some, I was, see, this is actually perfect because I
bought, I was going
to have some friends over to, uh, we were going to grill up some thighs and
then it's been raining
all fucking week, but I already purchased a large quantity of chicken thighs.
Of course. So I was
like, I don't want this to go to waste. We're leaving. I'm going back to
Baltimore tomorrow.
So I just threw, uh, six chicken thighs in the air fryer, hit the shower
thinking, all right,
well, I'll come back. Maybe I'll, when the boys come over, I'll offer them a
thigh pre-pod.
Come out my underwear. I see the youth three gentlemen just sitting on the
couch. I was like,
all right, perfect. We get to fucking have a true, a real dinner here. It was
nice. It was,
it had felt like I'll just had gone out, made a couple of friends. Yeah. Brought
back some drifters.
Yeah. Brought back some drifters. Also you and your undies out of the shower,
like looking in a mirror, my man. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It is. Uh, I, I don't
got the wingspan
though. You know, I'm, I'm more, I'm the compact version. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. He's so thick
and wide. I love it. He doesn't end. And we got to watch Eldis eat four to six
eggs. He was eating
four eggs. Eldis is on, Eldis has a new diet and spiritual journey every three
weeks. Yeah. Currently
he's on hard boiled eggs and meditation. Is that correct, Eldis? Yeah. I did. I've
been doing a
little meditating. When did this meditation start? We never actually, this is
good. Let's, we never
actually got into this. Basically just like, uh, I don't know, a week or two
ago. I haven't been
keeping up with it for days. It's been a busy few days here. Of course. And
that's when you should
ignore it the most people say. Busy days is with the least when you shouldn't
meditate at all.
Yeah. But I don't know. I've been doing it. It's pretty cool. Are you been
going,
have you been crossing your legs and like doing this kind of shit? No, I've
been sitting on the
floor. I have been lighting like rosemary out of, out of my fridge, just
getting, just getting the
living room right. But like, you know, raw, fresh rosemary burning that shit.
Wow, dude. It didn't
smell like an Albanian rite of passage in here. Someone became a woman. That
was the, that was the
cumin from the chicken thighs. That's what you were smelling. Yeah. Interesting.
All right. I love that.
Trying it out. Hey man, no judge. I, you know, uh, it is, it's just funny that
you, you cycle
through some stuff, but I am a, I'm interested in meditation a little bit. I
think I, I've been
doing sort of a similar thing where I watch, I got a sauna, an infrared sauna
in Baltimore,
and I watch an episode of Bosch legacy every night in the sauna on an iPad. You
got to get
your mind right. And to me, that's meditation. Yeah. I, cause I'm not, that
comes in, that comes
out. I don't know if you guys are familiar with Bosch. I know Chris Bosch. No,
you guys got to get in
there. This is our buddy, Zach Peterson said it's his favorite show is Bosch.
Zach Peterson has good,
never know the guy. I trust him. Yeah. Anyone who says that's his favorite show.
He was acquitted.
All right. The girl was lying. Any man who likes Bosch, I take his side no
matter what.
Yeah. No matter what that bitch at the bowling alley said. Sight unseen. So
legacy is a spinoff.
So yeah, yeah. Bosch legacy. Now you see, um, let me just give you a little, to
give you a little
Oh, Hieronymus Bosch. Uh, his name is Hieronymus Harry for short. He's Harry
Bosch. He is, uh, a
decorated LAPD, um, uh, detective in the homicide department. Yeah. The thing
is, man, sometimes for
Bosch, all he cares about is the truth and justice. And sometimes the LAPD's
laws get in the way of
that. So who, Bosch is not going to let some pencil pushers stop him from
getting justice from his,
from victims. Yeah. And that sometimes causes problems with the brass, right?
So after six
seasons, by the way, the, the first episode of Bosch starts with Bosch killing
a man during
an arrest. He's, he's, he's had multiple kills on, in, uh, uh, on the, in the
line of duty,
but he's been right every time. Doorframe. And by the way, he's not racist. I
know you guys
are thinking Bosch is, he loves jazz. He loves old fashioned jazz with a racist
guy like, uh, you know,
felonious monk and that type of shit. Yo, Harry Bosch says it for sure. So,
yeah, yeah, no, how dare you?
He was an orphan. His mother was a sex worker who was murdered. And thus that
began his desire to get
justice for the, for those that society has forgotten, no matter what the
fucking, the mayor
and the DA and their fucking fancy suits might want. No bureaucracy is going to
stop the whore
avenger, Bob. No, no, certainly not. And so Nathan, to your point, after six
seasons of solving murders
in his, you know, uh, take no guff style, Bosch decided the LAPD was a little
too much for him.
He went private. He's a private detective now. And he, now he's working on his
own, but his daughter,
uh, who's in season three, spoiler alert. I'm sorry. Actually, I'll just bleep
that out. I want,
I don't want to ruin anyone's Bosch, anyone's Bosch experience. You're catching
up on Bosch.
It's on Amazon for free and we don't usually do plugs not paid for on this
podcast, but when it comes to
Harry Bosch, I got, so anyway, I've been watching an episode of that every
night. And that's what's
beautiful about it. It's like, you don't have to think when you watch Bosch. It
is the closest I
get to, I'm not, I was, I, people might think I'm joking. That literally feels
like meditation to me.
Sure. It's watching like divorced Republican dad media that just goes in and
out of my brain.
You're right. Like while I'm also getting a nice sweat going.
That's me watching the Harlem Globetrotters. That's good stuff.
I just sit there and I attain peace. Yeah. That's beautiful.
We had a good sauna not too long ago. Where were we? Madison?
Madison. Madison.
How many club on state sauna?
He shit on it. He was like, oh yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to sweat a bunch
and it's going to feel
good. And I was like, we're going to hang out in here. It's going to be great.
Yeah. Next thing you know, he's singing it from the rooftop.
Right. Now a big sauna guy.
Anybody heard about it? Yeah. It's like he fucking discovered saunas.
Yeah. My thing.
Now, same with not drinking. I haven't drank for almost eight years. He was
like, what?
We used to have fun. We used to party. Copying you.
And then he doesn't drink for a couple of months and he's like, man, this is
cool.
And I'm like, no shit. I've been telling you, you've been calling me a pussy
for not drinking.
Why don't you black out and hit somebody? It's like, no, it's better this way.
Yeah, this is awesome. Now he acts like, yeah, he's telling me.
So this guy's swagger jacking your whole shit.
Oh yeah.
Were you pissed when he also got fat? Is that, did that happen too?
No, we were both fat.
You were both fat from the jump.
We weren't friends right away.
That was initially what we met in the middle on.
Our bellies.
Yeah, we didn't, yeah.
We didn't start hanging out right away because I think we were very similar.
Of course.
And so we kind of stayed away.
There could only be one successful fat open miker in a scene.
I know.
It really, I'm not even kidding.
I know.
And that wasn't us, dude. That was Jordan Zuckerman.
Yeah, we were in the betas.
Wow.
We were in his shadows.
Dude, imagine your stature, but trying to look like Fred Durst.
That's awesome.
That was Zuckerman.
And his arms, I don't think he could wipe.
Wow.
He would be like right here.
The T-Rex situation?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Let's pull him up.
Oh, I don't know.
You're not going to find him.
He's scrubbed, man.
He got out.
Oh, good for him.
He was like Bosch.
He got out.
Good for him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's doing his own thing.
Well, you know, that's kind of a misnomer.
Bosch can't really help himself.
Even though he's technically out, he's still seeking justice for-
He's addicted to truth.
Yeah, yeah.
He really is.
Yeah, and justice.
Do you think Jordan quitting had anything to do with-
Come on.
Don't say it.
With what?
Nothing.
Allegedly, I might have banged his wife.
They fucked this guy's wife.
They were on a break.
They weren't married yet.
They weren't married yet.
And they were not together.
And it was her birthday.
So what am I supposed to do?
And she had a type.
Yeah.
Type two.
Yeah.
You come up with a size eight and a half lids, red Yankees hat.
And you're like, "What's up, baby girl?"
I was rolling.
And those earrings that were like curlicues that dangled to spikes.
Yeah.
Holy fuck.
That is incredible.
It was nuts.
Another fat open micers girlfriend.
Fuck, do you want a break?
Holy shit.
This bitch is hilarious.
He loves when I bring it up, too.
He loves it.
He loves it.
He loves telling people.
That's good goss, brother.
That's great.
Who are you kidding?
You have to embrace how good a goss it is, first of all.
Maybe I'm good luck, Chuck, because they got married after that.
Maybe.
Is that good luck, Chuck?
I think so.
Did anything notable happen during?
Oh, yeah.
No.
Uh-oh.
Sounds like maybe it did.
We smoked a bunch of weed.
She put some towels down.
What?
He had to lay down the tarp.
They got the boat cover off.
God damn it.
That's awesome.
This sucks.
Welcome to New York podcasting line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for getting me on here.
Splay your soul wide open.
So you fucked this other fat guy.
This other fat guy's girlfriend.
Yeah.
And she was on her period, it sounds like?
No.
What a splish splash.
She was taking a bath.
Oh.
Yeah.
A squirter or a pisser?
Because this guy does the damage.
What's both, right?
Huh?
Yeah.
He does a good job.
This was a long time ago.
No, no, no, it sucks.
I didn't say it was good.
I said, is it big or not?
It's not big.
No, there's nothing good about it.
It's the most mediocre, nothing of a dick.
It's utilitarian.
Clipped, unclipped?
Clipped.
First strike of the podcast.
We were really vibing.
Sam?
Also clipped?
Yeah, of course.
Don't say of course.
What?
This propaganda, these clip