Name: Stavvy's World #72 - Liz Miele and Carmen Lynch | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #72 - Liz Miele and Carmen Lynch | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-15. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #72 - Liz Miele and Carmen Lynch | Full Episode

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavisworld 904 800 stop. I always forget it's a
Jacksonville area. We just got to say stop at the end so I always forget.
Anyway
call in we'll solve your problems. I'm very happy to have on the couch this
week we have Liz Mealy and Carmen Lynch. Very funny comics. Me and Liz I
mean it's crazy because I feel like you would come to Baltimore like Maryland
really just kind of randomly you were like a comic from New York that would
just do gigs in like we just met when I was like really pretty early on yeah no
I think I've think I've known you 10 years. Yeah at least for sure. Because so
my
older sister went to GW yeah and she's lived in like the DMV area for like 20
years. Oh wow. So I there's a lot of people that almost think I'm a DC comic
yeah because I would come like two three times a year because I remember to
sleep
on. I remember yeah you would come and it was like it was cool because it was
like
these were really I mean the open mics I started were really dog shit just
really bad stuff old
Uncle Dave. Yeah. Uncle Dave. Yeah. Eldest remembers Uncle Dave. Oh yeah. He's
a cool guy. Oh man the the local
Maryland like open mic like these people had egos because they were open mic
bookers and it was
like crazy how insane but they were like compared to New York open mics you
could actually do shit. There were people there so it was like good. Yeah like
that small room at the
Arlington draft house. That was awesome. That was like awesome with like Randy
and Andy and then Ramin had a bunch of good room. Ramin shout out to
Ramin Mustafavi. Yeah. He has great rooms but is Uncle Dave the one that was
like in the back of that restaurant or like do you know what I'm talking about
where you go down some steps.
Almost all of them were in the back of that restaurant. Almost all of them were
in the back of a restaurant down some steps. Everything like I started in a
fish restaurant followed by a
Wings restaurant. Like there was all like but yeah Uncle Dave. Yeah he was just
like he just had a bunch of whole I mean they were good whatever but it was
just cool because you would come down and it was like when you start doing
comedy anywhere but New York just someone who's been to New York you're like oh
my God. She's a hero. She knows she probably knows Conan O'Brien. You know it's
like it's like.
She turned for him. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. It was like it was like we were such
comedy nerds and you're a good comic and it was cool to see you because it was
like oh this is awesome but it was like anyone could just like people would
other people who were worse at comedy would just come and pretend they were
like it was like a really it was funny to see people have like ego trips and be
like let because you know they were probably failing here and they were they
would come down to Baltimore and be like yeah it's tough up there but but it
was cool.
You know you were you were always awesome and you uh you know had great advice
and it was cool to watch you and then that's how we also met because you you
guys have been friends forever. Yeah. Right. Yeah. We were roommates too. Which
is so fun. That's like I love on the show to have people that have their own
because it's always fun to tap into a different like friend vibe onto the show.
It also made me laugh because he emailed me he was just like would you want to
do it Carmen I think you guys were roommates or your enemies just let me know.
I remember you guys were connected somehow.
I'm like that bitch. Yeah. I wrote I hate her but fine. Yeah. Well it's always
funny because people that are it is very volatile because 90% of the time it's
great and people are pumped and then 10% I ask that and it's like nah I can't
do that right now and it's like clearly some horrific falling out has happened
but yeah it is cool you guys uh it's awesome to have roommates.
So how did we meet? I think just through Liz like you would because she she
figured out like oh there's no good comics in Baltimore so I'm gonna bring my
friends to be able to headline these so it's cool you were like you had like a
little it was I met a lot of uh good comics but yeah we probably met again one
of those horrible
yeah you know these promoters were just like paying New York comic like $300 to
like headline or whatever and it was just like you know so it was cool but I
still do those yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no they were fun they were fun um
that was and I did meet a ton of a ton of good comics but yeah it is crazy to
be like oh
this person I definitely feel getting old because I'm like oh I have like
decade long memories that feel like they were yesterday that's new you know
what I mean where you're like that was 10 years this person who I feel like I
just met it's like oh yeah that was one decade ago or that was I have 20 year
old memories and that's fucking wild for me.
I think also in this like business like I Carmen Elizabeth thrilled to have you
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here in New York City I think I saw Carmen the second show I ever did whoa so
we didn't become friends already stalking me yeah yeah yeah but it was it was
it was it was at Rose's turn do you remember Rose's turn which is this bar in
the in the West Village that had a really high stage so she's already six feet
tall and then it was this high stage and I swear she was like a unicorn I was
like I did like I
I walked in and I was like oh my I'm too young and too tiny to be here like I
literally it was like so there's an 11 foot tall woman on stage
it was so intimidating and then over the years I heard her name and then we
became friends and roommates but it is like I have a very strong memory that
the second time I ever did stand up I saw Carmen
oh interesting interesting the weirdest part though is when you see people who
started after you and they're starting to look old
yeah and you're like how old am I no totally I feel like I do that I that
happens a lot I feel like I have
caused a lot of existential crises because I keep looking like shit I just like
just keep I'm just
like don't take care of myself and like I feel like a few people remember me
from like oh because I was
like I used to open for Bobby like we had Norton on here and I was talking
about like how I liked him when I
was a little kid and like for a guy like me to be like I loved you when I was a
little kid you must be like
oh I'm on death's door like that's like I trigger a lot of those but yeah it's
a and you also you guys
have both you're supposed to been out for a while Carmen queef week yes yep
great name anytime you
can sneak queef in there I think that's perfect because it's just not like us
it's just like dirty
enough to not get but YouTube doesn't understand it maybe well and so you slide
through I had someone
uh look up queef to make sure that it was okay queef due diligence
okay and then it's on Mark Norman's podcast and he loves that word he loves
saying queef so we
looked it up on his um page and he has a video that went viral that says queef
so we were like it's
it's fine it's perfect I think it's just walks the line just just right you
know I love our business
though yeah I had a really busy week I had a research queef hey mom I can't
talk right now
I'm doing real research I'm missing the recital I have to talk to a queef
expert I have to talk to a
queef uh uh google expert but the funny part is I'm doing the Spanish one and
people are like well
what's queef in Spanish and they don't have a word right so it's queef week
which is the week of the
vaginal fart which I'm like I'm not gonna that's right after the running of the
bulls right it's
kind of like the female equivalent every these guys just running from women queefing
can you keep your
hat on while every woman in Barcelona queefs at you yeah and then you win you
get to kill what did
you name it if you're just Carmen Lynch en Espanol because I want you know I
want people to know
you don't want people to think it was a porn I didn't want people to think that
that's like my
Spanish as a native yeah because it's not perfect right so they're like what's
wrong with their
Spanish she talks like an eight-year-old because I lived there till I was eight
right so they're like
oh it's en Espanol yeah yeah we get it we get it that's interesting because
like and you also have
a special coming out but I do want to that's also fun because you're like a
crypto foreign person
because you just look like a white lady you know and it's like but you did have
and Spain is also
just a fascinating place because I'm like is like it's it's sort of like I mean
it is foreign I mean
Greek is the same way where it's like but I feel like Spanish people have less
of a like uh defined
like there's no like stereotypes I think part of it is because everyone thinks
of Spanish because of like
Latin America in America mostly and so it's like no one really knows what
Spanish people
everyone knows that you say you know it's fun to be like Barcelona or Ibiza and
that's all you know
and that and then like so it's just like interesting but let's also plug your
murder sheets yeah coming out what's the date uh April 2nd April 2nd love it
watch it it's probably
already April it's past April 2nd eldest is that right or is it the week before
it's about a month
today no it's not you know we're yeah yeah oh sorry
anyway you can leave actually it's the most she's also doing it in Spanish yeah
yeah yeah yeah
uh Barcelona Barcelona that's really well done uh that's so wait you I didn't
realize you lived I
knew your mom was Spanish but I know you lived there till you were eight I live
I was born in America but
we lived there because my dad was in the Navy so we lived there until I was
eight and then we moved
back station there is that how you met your mom well he met my mom in Barcelona
off a ship he was
on a ship and he and that's where I did my Spanish special was where they met
whoa so that bar is
still there that's crazy yeah that's weird and she's looking for her husband
yeah
she never showed up that's what that is a classic like just meet a lady in a
foreign country and then
just he stole her bring her yeah bring her back and she didn't even speak they
didn't speak each
other's language I'm serious that's awesome that goes to show you like what is
was important to your
father in the relationship it's like perfect no I can't even understand when
she's complaining
she's hot she'll fuck we'll fight I get at least smoke sick hand signal let her
know what I'm trying
to smash and everything else she makes some paella and I'm good to go well they
only went out four
times uh in about a year and a half so I I it's funny I this came up during Dan
Soder's podcast and
that's all we talked about for like an hour and a half because there are these
letters that they wrote
each other in between those four dates and we were like what's on those letters
if they don't speak
the language yeah we're like stick figures your dad traced his penis
he's like cover your tits in charcoal and press them on a big sheet of paper
and send them over
there's no google translate there's nothing like are you going to the library
and you're just like
trying to figure out what she's saying and then there's also just the idea of
like I don't know
like dudes don't even text back yeah long letters that you have to like I know
get translated it is
funny the like there used to be used to like you find like if you read some
book from like the 1800s
it's like platonic friends are like I long to feel to feel your to grasp your
hand and and draw the
same b