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Stavvy's World 4/20 Bonus - Best of Kush Brothers

Oppa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, a special bonus, Stavi's World. We
love you so much.
Look, I'm not smoking marijuana this year, but that doesn't mean you guys aren't.
And we decided, me and my pal Eldis here, as a little gift to our friends, we're
dropping a bonus episode
from, we do once a month, we celebrate the Mother Gaia's medicine, ganja.
And we smoke weed and we do news stories, and that's called Cush Brothers on
our Patreon.
And so we decided, let's cut together our favorite, most fun moments from
almost over a year of doing Cush Brothers at this point.
So you get the best bits of Cush Brothers. Over a year, we started this pretty
early on in the podcast.
We thought it'd be fun to do it. J.P. McDade's always on. He's our co-pilot on
Cush Brothers.
And we get stoned, and a different friend of the show comes on, we smoke weed,
and we go over some very important news stories.
There's usually an Albanian news story every week.
We talk about how literacy rates are up to almost 13% in the capital city of
Albania.
Stuff like that.
Eldest finds decades old videos from the internet and passes them off as news,
because he didn't prepare at all for the fucking thing.
He knows we do it once a month.
But anyway, it's a fun, it's a very fun show that we do once a month here.
And it's just a little taste of the Patreon.
If you're a free listener, hey, we love you.
Thanks for listening.
Maybe throw us a like, a subscribe, a positive review.
But if you can't get enough Stavvy's World, we do two episodes a week.
One is free on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you get your shit.
And one we do for five bucks a month on Patreon.
So here's a little taste of that.
Happy 420.
Don't criticize it.
Don't criticize it.
Hey, enjoy the high holidays, brother.
God damn, I remember being 19 and being, and like having 420 circled on my
calendar.
Being like, dude, this is going to be the most epic 420.
And just being so high.
I just would fall asleep at 1 p.m. and sleep on the couch for like five hours
with homemade edibles.
Kids, back in my day, we had to make our own edibles.
God damn, we're old as fuck, dude.
Like 20-year-olds, that's like our grandpa describing like the phonograph.
It's us saying we had to bake our own edibles, which you literally couldn't get
edibles when we were teenagers.
We didn't have CDs back in my day.
Dude.
Anyway, so yeah, fun episode, fun little bonus episode here.
So enjoy it.
Let us know if you like it.
And if you enjoy it, check out the Patreon.
We love you.
Have a good 420.
All right.
Well, I can see this.
I can see Eldis has already kind of tipped his hand here.
And it looks like our first news story is a YouTube video.
Whose title is, did this guy come in jeans during twerk contest?
Thank you for starting.
This is great.
I like a caption that welcomes debate.
Yeah.
Let's find out.
Yeah, this kind of like is a Bruder film situation.
It's not a traditional news story.
It's more engagement bait.
This is interesting because half of the people will listen to this.
But okay, let's start the podcast.
Start the news podcast with a video.
There's Maddie Smith on the side.
Shout out to her.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
I think this is the start of the moment in question.
So let's just go watch and see here.
Okay.
He's lying supine on the ground.
Okay.
She's twerking on his head.
Lips to lips.
That is lips to lips.
She can probably smell her pussy from there.
Absolutely.
Okay.
She's lowering herself down with a twerk.
A couple of grazes.
I think there's a few dancers in too.
She's not the first one.
Okay.
Contact has been minimal so far.
He's pointing one finger up.
Okay.
That's right.
I came.
I don't see any jizz on his jeans.
Oh, there is some jizz on his jeans.
Yeah, yeah.
There is, everyone's pointing and laughing at him.
It looks like there is cum on it.
Oh, so that was more of like a chill out to her.
He's like, no, no, no.
And everyone is laughing at him cumming.
This is actually, okay, this is pretty good.
People are laughing with their whole bodies.
He's like, chill, chill.
Everyone's chill out, chill out.
He has a humiliation fetish.
He looks, I can't tell.
And their laughing is only making him cum harder.
That actually, I don't know how I would feel busting in front of this many
people.
With a bunch of hot girls laughing at you.
Yeah.
There's a lot of hot black women laughing.
And they're zooming in.
They put it on the screen.
They zoom in.
They put it on the jumbo shot.
They put his cack.
They put his jizz on the jumbo shot.
They put it on the kiss cam.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's start smoking weed.
Yeah, now I need it.
Yeah, that's true.
Let's start smoking weed.
I can't believe you just showed us that sober.
Should I play this back at 0.5 speed so we can really do this?
Well, I would like to see...
Break out the telestrator.
Actually, yes.
I would like to see if you could, the moment he comes in his pants.
By the way, this is from 2014.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Eldest.
This guy's fully fat.
You know what happened?
You know what happened?
Someone in Discord shared this like a week ago.
I wasn't even asking for Kush Bros. stories.
And I was like...
It was a Twitter, random Twitter video.
And I was like, this might be good for Kush Brothers right here.
How brutal.
Dude, you're always doing your job, man.
This guy...
Let's look at this video from over 10...
Not quite 10 years.
No, no.
The compilation's from 2014.
This was uploaded to 2015.
Almost 10 years ago.
Yeah, why did we watch this?
Let's watch this guy from a decade ago cream his pants.
This isn't news at all.
You really are the best producer in the game, Eldest.
All right, now let's run it back and see if we can see, watch him come.
But here's the thing, though.
It went viral this week.
Okay.
This was making the rounds.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
This guy fully thought he got away with this and had lived it down for years.
And dude, they have his Facebook out and you can tell.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I don't think he's...
I think he's come, but it hasn't seen...
Oh, there it is.
All right, we're never...
He's doing the wait a minute, I can explain.
No, no, no.
I sat on something weird.
Dude, I would...
Honestly, I would love to have this many women laughing at me while I'm coming.
I don't know why.
I'd love to be humiliating my little fucking penis.
I've never thought that'd be attractive before.
But seeing all these gorgeous women laugh at him.
This also looks like such a good party vibe, fun time.
Yeah.
I think, like, it is possible to come in this context without getting
embarrassed.
Just having a good time.
Get back on the mic for that point, Elvis.
Any attention is good attention.
That's a classic Elvis point, folks.
What Elvis just said off mic is, the vibes are so good, he could see a scenario.
Go ahead.
You tell.
You tell people.
I mean, look.
It's like a big party.
Everyone's having a great time.
The guy didn't even seem embarrassed.
He wasn't covering his stuff.
He seemed pretty embarrassed.
So you wouldn't be embarrassed if you came in your jeans?
For a twerk contest, I mean.
No, no, no.
Otherwise, how do you know when it's over?
That is context.
I'm joking, old pussy.
Don't ash it in my A&W, you motherfucker.
Oh, did you try to ash it in his sugary root beer?
We're way off the rails.
Oh, my God.
Elvis, get back on your station.
But if you're in a, if you're at the point, the point stands, if you're in a twerk
contest
and the guy busts, that's like catching the golden snitch in Quidditch.
That's right.
It's over.
That's right.
You win.
You win.
So this guy's basically a ref.
No other points count.
Go ahead, Elvis.
Go ahead.
Finish your point.
There's a lot of specifics, a lot of variables to this.
Like, what was he?
Was he like the, what was his role in this contest?
I don't know, and I don't really need to know.
I think I just know.
You asked the question.
What do you mean?
You asked the question, and then he said, I don't know.
I don't really need to know.
Then why would you bring it up?
No one else asked what his role was.
Because I am curious about it.
Well, then you do want to know.
But then I'm like, you know, it doesn't really matter.
And it's just awesome seeing a guy jizz himself in a bunch of people.
It's just an honor.
In a big ass room.
So that's pretty cool.
Great, man.
Well, that's an excellent first story.
What do we got next?
Albania.
Italy pays bill for tourist dine and dash.
Elvis, how good you, Elvis.
What a cheap fucking fake country.
Of course.
They took it all the way to the international courts.
A couple of fucking dumb wops walked out on a bill.
And fucking Albania is trying to get the UN involved.
Someone ran out on a deep fried full trout.
And it's being tried at the Hague.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
In a unique act of diplomacy,
Italy's government has settled the restaurant bill
of four Italian tourists in Albania who left without...
It's four?
I thought private room...
Yeah, dude.
5K bill at least.
I thought it was some kind of government thing
where it's like a banquet.
It's, you know, hundreds of...
Maybe tens of thousands of dollars.
It's four people
that your fucking cheap-ass country
couldn't swallow the fucking bill on.
They split a catfish four ways
in an international incident.
They're like,
that'll tank the economy.
I'll kill you.
Giuseppe, Michelangelo,
Giuseppe again.
The bill was like $110 on the high end.
Let's get some specifics here.
The Dine and Dash of the City of Beret
made headlines in both countries.
How?
How did this happen?
The chatter prompted Albania's Prime Minister,
Iridama,
to raise it with his Italian counterpart,
Georgia Maloney,
while she was visiting...
She was visiting?
It's like,
hey, thanks for coming by.
By the way,
your cousins kind of fucked us the other day.
What kind of hospital...
It's one thing if you're over...
You're over there,
you're like,
hey,
well,
you're...
She responded by telling her ambassador
to go and pay the bill
for these idiots.
Oh,
wait,
Italy's embassy confirmed
the statement
that it had paid the bill
reportedly around
80 euros
on behalf of its citizens.
80 euros.
Are you fucking...
That's not even $100, dude.
That's such a cheap bill.
He had to be like,
we were on the cusp of Wi-Fi.
We were back to get it.
Yeah.
We could have been more...
Holy fuck.
Four guys in low-rise boot-cut jeans
just came in
and created chaos.
I'm like,
that's like a lunch bill.
Yeah,
that's not...
This one was a lunch.
Dude,
20 bucks a person?
We just ordered Chipotle
and it was more.
We got chips.
We got chips in extra guap.
You got queso
and that put it
over the limit.
That would have sunk
the Albanian government.
Oh my...
Yeah, dude.
Absolutely.
They can't get it.
Yeah,
if they had not paid this,
they would have lost out
on their polio vaccine shipments.
They're just getting over that
in Albania.
They're still...
They didn't get COVID.
They still got the 1918 influenza
going around.
Oh my God.
It is unclear
when the incident happened,
but security video
of the group
walking out of the restaurant
and wandering
into the night
has gone viral
on social media.
We got to get that.
The restaurant owner
told Albania's Report TV.
First of all,
incredible name
for your news channel
is Report TV.
Goddamn,
Albania is so awesome.
It's so incredibly fake.
What a fake country.
It's newswebsite.com.
Go check out newswebsite.com.
It's like they struggle
saying their own language.
Report TV.
Report TV.
It is not on television.
It is on Meerkat.
An app from a few years ago.
Yeah, Report TV is projected
onto the broad side
of a very large cow.
They found a cow
with almost no black spots,
a nice white canvas.
Everybody, everybody
gathers around.
Hold him still.
Because it's time for news.
Yes, I haven't seen this yet.
Lauren Boebert kicked out
of Beetlejuice show
in Denver footage shows.
Boebert, Boebert, Boebert.
Say it three times
and she appears
in a security video
from a weekend performance
of Beetlejuice
where the Congresswoman
was kicked out of t