Name: Stavvy's World #74 - Nathan Macintosh | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #74 - Nathan Macintosh | Full Episode

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavvy's World. 904-800-STAV. Call in, we'll solve
your problems.
Very happy to have Nathan McIntosh on the couch, in the studio. Thanks for
coming, bro.
Thanks for having me, man. This is great.
Yeah. New special out on YouTube already. Go look at it. Watch it. Listen to it.
Don't just look at it. Listen to it.
Don't press play. Don't press play. It's called Down With Tech. Check it out.
Check it out. I listened to it. I watched and listened. Well, I was driving
here today, Nathan.
So that's the level of preparation you get from this show, is that I'll be like,
Oh, fuck. Who's on the podcast today? Let me do a little. I mean, I know them,
but I should prepare somewhat.
Going through an easy pass. Who the fuck's on this thing today? Cutting off a
minivan family.
I literally, this, I was the most reckless I've ever been on a drive today.
Cause I was, cause I'm, uh, we were talking a little bit off.
I'm coming from Baltimore. Listeners will know I'm in the middle of my, uh, my
little health sabbatical.
And so I'm like, I'm like, damn, I need healthy food in my house. I can't.
This is always what gets better about you, but you're a little unhealthy on the
road for sure.
But then what always gets me worse is the travel day back because you still
have road mentality, but you have access to everything, you know, at home.
So it's like, I, the order I put in when I get coming from LaGuardia to my
house is so much more fucked up than what I eat on the road.
Yeah. And so this, I'm just like, I was trying to be like, I, I literally
packed food. I, I meal prepped and froze a batch of food, put it in a cooler so
that I have food tomorrow.
And, but I'm like, fuck, I need like, I need like some Greek yogurt. I need
like, and so I'm literally driving, listening to your special.
It's on a little picture. I'm on Uber Eats, ordering groceries. I'm calling, I'm
on speakerphone with Elders telling them, hey man, some guy's going to be
dropping off groceries in and out.
I was doing maybe five things you're not supposed to be doing.
Deer banging off the hood, just hitting animals all over the place.
Literally, I peeled it, a hard boiled egg and I had a salt shaker, and I'm
literally, and there were points where I'm like, all right.
Go back on it. I had truly the most fucked up drive I've ever had in my life
coming up here hours ago.
Well, I appreciate you adding me to one of those things. I'm not kidding.
I could have, I could have been cut for the egg or the fucking, the Greek
yogurt or the phone call.
No, man.
But it's funny, that's, that's just how people, it's so crazy because you, you
make a thing, even this, right?
You do a thing, you do a thing and then how people watch it driving while egg
eating or violently.
I always think that people are watching things violently shitting.
For sure.
Do you know what I mean?
I watch a lot of content shitting.
That's such a good point that it's making me thirsty.
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What were we talking about, Nathan?
Without question.
And also, people don't watch anything.
It's like, somebody messaged me last night.
They go, "Hey, I'm watching your special."
Today they message.
They go, "Just finished it."
Hey, buddy, it's 55 minutes, but you gotta take a break.
Go to the fridge.
Beat off.
Totally.
Talk to your wife. Watch a whole other fucking docu-series and then come back.
Come back.
I know, it's like, when people watch, because I put out my special on YouTube,
my first special on YouTube,
but it was like, when people would share them watching it on the TV, I almost
wanted to be like,
"Thank you so much."
I almost wanted to mail them like a little postcard, like, "Thank you for
treating this the way I wished you would."
And, you know, and look, unless you're planning on having Nathan on your
podcast and are short
on time, do not watch it on your phone while driving.
I'm absolved, but you watch it on a TV or a big laptop, at least.
Do the men the favor of no tablet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16-inch laptop or higher, all right?
Can you do that for us, folks?
Uh, but yeah, dude, so I'm just, I'm a little, I'm a little all over the place
just from a
having to eat vegetables while podcasting perspective.
Do you, what have you, so were you, were you never a vegetables guy or you've
just upped the vegetables?
I have never in my life been a vegetables guy.
And it's like, when you, when your mom is so overworked and it's like, you have
three,
you're poor, you have three annoying, uh, sons who eat, we eat so much, just
not vegetables.
And it's like, I think we just wore her down.
And there was a couple things.
She did a great job, all things considered.
My dad was not a big help.
You know, he was around, but he was more like a fourth son, you know?
She, when you guys are done eating, I'll eat what's left.
It was literally, yeah.
Feed them first and whatever's left, I'll fucking eat it.
We never, she never made, vegetables and brushing our teeth just was not a big
point
of emphasis in our household.
And so I've, I, I've.
Two unbelievably important things.
So important.
I literally started.
Wildly important.
A girlfriend is the reason I brush my teeth.
I used my girl, a girl, a girl I was dating had like an electric toothbrush.
Because the other thing is, didn't learn how to basically brush my teeth.
So I would brush with the fucking regular bullshit thing.
And my teeth didn't feel any different.
It felt like bullshit.
Then a girlfriend, a girl I was dating.
Well, after so long of not brushing, it's just meat that you're brushing over.
You're just shining salami in your mouth.
I can't feel anything.
It was like a, yeah, a thick sheen of prosciutto fat.
And made it so that I, I had the, the toothbrush needed four brushings.
But a girl I was dating, she let, she had like an extra head to the, the.
And I used that.
And I was like, first of all, bleeding.
Yeah.
Like bleeding.
First time I used electric toothbrush, same deal.
Yeah.
But I was like, oh, this is definitely doing something.
Yeah.
And so literally it, I think I was 29 or 30 when I started brushing my teeth.
And hey, I brush every day now.
And it's sick.
Cause I.
Once a day.
Once a day.
While driving.
Eating an egg.
Watching a special.
You got nine hands.
I'm Vishnu out this motherfucker.
So I, and it's, it is, it is hilarious.
Cause I'm, I'm so proud of the fact that I brush my teeth.
And no one ever gives me any props on it.
Stop bringing it up.
You're pathetic.
Don't say that, but I just want one person to be like, Hey, you know what, man,
given the
circumstances of your life and the kind of guy you are putting a healthy habit
in your life at 30.
Good for you, buddy.
It's not the most impressive thing I've ever heard, but Hey, good for you, man.
There is a guy, there is a guy out there who's going to congratulate you, but
he lives in a shed.
He sleeps under a John Deere.
Great job, dude.
Dude.
That's awesome.
I'm in the same, uh, way in a little bit.
Like, uh, my dad wasn't around at all and we didn't have any money.
So it's me and my mom, my brother.
I didn't have, I didn't have vegetables for a long, long time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And me and my brother, same deal, wore this lady down.
I remember one time.
Absolutely.
I remember she came home with groceries, right?
She's fucked.
There's no dad.
She's fucked.
The last bit of money went to this.
Yeah.
My brother took the fucking carton of milk right out of the bag.
She's putting shit away.
She, he opens it, just starts sucking on it.
It's two little tiny hands.
And she just looks at him.
She goes, really?
That's how you want to do it?
Ripped it out of his hand, started dumping it down the sink.
And me and my brother are both like, this lady's fucking crazy.
But then you grow up and you spend any money.
And you're like, no, we just broke a woman.
We just shattered a woman.
She couldn't deal with that day.
How old is your brother when he's just chugging it?
He would have been like seven.
Oh, that's so annoying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When a kid is, is like old enough to have the functions of a human body,
but the brain of a baby still, that's the worst,
that's the most annoying thing to have to deal with.
He didn't even hit the fridge, right out of the bag.
But both hands, like if you pour a glass of it, that's a different thing.
But two tiny little kid hands sucking a whole thing and just mouth on it.
My mom's just like, I'm fucking done, man.
I'll show you.
Now no one gets milk.
That's what the point was.
Which is insane, but still.
It's insane.
But it's also, again, you grow up and you go, no, but I can see.
What I guess I can say is I can understand how we got there.
Absolutely.
But as a kid, you just go, this lady's a fucking crazy person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How, what's the age difference between you and your brother?
Two and a half years.
Two and a half years.
Two and a half years.
Okay, yeah, me and my brothers are two years too.
Yeah, pretty much the same.
Interesting.
So no, dad split immediately.
Mike, this is insane, but he split, came back.
Oh, man.
Got her pregnant again.
No!
Yeah, dude.
No!
What the fuck?
I do, I know, I know.
That's crazy, dude.
I know, man.
I know.
He's like, babe, it's gonna be different this time.
Yeah, because I can take care of one kid.
I got it in me for one.
I left.
I went on a meditation retreat to prepare myself to raise.
I was in the mountains.
One.
One.
Read my hand.
Dude, that's fucking wild.
I know, it's crazy.
He was gone.
So you're older?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he left as soon as you're born and comes back?
I don't know if it was right when I was born or like in that time.
Sure.
And then came back and then me and my brother have the same dad, but no dad.
That's crazy.
We have the same no dad.
I mean, it's insane.
That is truly insane.
I'm sure on his way out of the door, he took the milk.
My dad just started drinking.
I was like, get the fuck out of here.
That's it.
His family's not gonna drink out of the carton forever.
No carton drinking.
That's fucking insane.
Yeah.
No, no stepdad.
Nothing like that.
No, my mom, my mom dated a couple dudes, but nobody that was like.
No one stuck around?
No.
Who was the longest tenured?
Was there anyone?
Yeah, one guy who like really sucked.
Oh, I see.
He sucked.
Yeah, that's brutal.
He fucking sucked.
How old were you when he was around?
Like, I was like 10 to 13.
And he'd say shit like, I'd just be sitting on the couch.
And he's like, you really think you're the man, huh?
And I was like, you guys, you think you're the man around here?
And I go, not really, dude.
I'm trying to watch fucking curling or whatever the fuck is on TV.
Curling.
Whatever the fuck is on TV over there, man.
Nothing, dude.
Trees.
Canadian TV.
Trailer Park Boys reruns and curling.
It's Trailer Park Boys, which is exactly where I'm from, Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Oh, hell yeah.
We got Leslie Nielsen on a loop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the woods.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a camera, live feed the woods.
That sounds, honestly, dude, you say that, that would be a hugely successful
YouTube channel,
is a live feed of the woods.
Oh, I just really, stop.
We just have to do it.
Yeah.
Because, yeah, when you think about it.
What's your mom up to?
There's a fireplace here.
Tell her to fucking point her Android phone at the YouTube at