Name: Stavvy's World #77 - Clare O'Kane and Brittany Carney | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #77 - Clare O'Kane and Brittany Carney | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-20. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #77 - Clare O'Kane and Brittany Carney | Full Episode

welcome everybody to stop his world 904 800 stop call in we'll solve all your
problems we have an
expert panel here very happy to have two of my pals claro kane uh give us say
hello hey brother
very nice and uh we have britney on in on the couch looking nice got the
leopard on hello yeah
anything for anything is that leopard yeah yeah it's gonna even face on i like
the i like the
the i don't think i know the difference you like the there's several faces so
it's kind of like
it's cool abstractly it could be a lot of bodies in one i like animal print i'm
an animal print guy
i trust that about you so without i feel like subconsciously i was like i'm
gonna go for a
pattern thank you i think you're a pattern thank you so much thank you for
someone dressing up for
the podcast no you look great i put on a bra you look great thank you i
appreciate you not letting
them swing so church bells and uh do they swing do your tits swing first
question do your tits swing
we do a hard-hitting interview show here i tell you one of the first times i
met you yeah i said
something about wearing a i did we were doing that coffee central 15 minutes
thing and i was like oh
man i'm wearing a bra for the first time in a long time and you look at me and
you go i ain't mad at it
i think it was a good choice you're on camera they looked good i was manager i
was trying to foster
community in the comedy in the comedy space i was trying to make my female co-workers
feel appreciated
is that so bad we can't even tell a woman she's beautiful anymore without
getting written up by hr you
you know i only quit for like five years yeah i remember that that was awesome
uh the comedy central
thing i just remember being like wow this five minute digital only comedy
central thing we really
did to the moon from here this where was that that was that the where was it it
was a little
field bell house yes little field yeah this is before being on the internet
even mattered well
what's funny is comedy central almost was right almost that was the right thing
to do yeah and
then they didn't they just did a little bit of it and then by the time it was
the right move they
were out of it it was just whatever i think it stopped existing but yeah and
mine was in
covet so there were 22 it was outside outside
and there were 22 people in the audience because of social distancing and it
sounds and looks like it
yeah yeah they caught that on camera yeah you know there were 20 people with
like ppe equipment
it was really like yeah they treat us like dogs they did we were all in the
candle we had pizza
oh you know they paid like 400 it was like it didn't pay they put so much
makeup on me i looked
different ethnically yeah yeah you definitely did then you were in kabuki
makeup
that was hilarious it was like we were the first people to do digital only and
comedy central didn't
do it and sorry guys this is boring we won't do much more comedy talk but
before that it was like
it was like that was like the equivalent of like the premium blend or before
that it was adam divine's
house party and the la the people before us got to go to hawaii right get a
vacation and they got paid
like 15 grand and then for us they were like hey we'll get you an uber and we'll
pay you 400
but hey it changed my career um i do like that i was i something is um there's
like because i'm bald and
toothless in that and so i like that that's a time capsule that was a good era
of the toothless the
toothless look yeah um but you know oh yeah that's very interesting gals but
can i stop you right there
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i'm sorry you were saying well we have some other listen let's we have some
other digital projects huh
we got a special oh yeah right we got an album let's plug our stuff britney
britney carney what's
your what and i didn't say your last name i just said britney's here and i just
realized not everyone
who's watching is friends with britney like we are her name is britney carney
thank you i forgot your
name and i sexualized claire that's what i did off the top i think i probably
talk about your husband's
penis when he was on to be fair yeah it goes both ways on stavi's world but you
got a special out yeah
i have a special out so where should i look wherever you want whatever feels
right i look into eldest's
eyes yeah just look gazing down great britney he's zooming in i think let me
just sit up here first
so yeah yeah but yeah my special's on youtube it's called um that is my horse
half an hour on youtube
please watch it it's on there how are people liking it i think they're liking
it fine my dad sent me
almost manic texts because a week has gone by and he hasn't seen it and so
yesterday he sent me a
message that was like very effusive but with like four exclamation points
behind each sentence and i'm
like what they didn't tell the boomers that you can't you can only use one yeah
per like accolade
right anyway so yeah my dad likes it is he an exclamation points guy no that's
why he seems like a
very subdued i don't know you're some dude i don't know your family other than
through your instagram
stories oh sure but they seem to be very subdued asian like black asians
that's how i would that's how i would care right perfect punctuation but he
kind of went off so
interesting my dad likes my dad likes it i think that's good getting pretty
nice reception i could
use more reception so thank you so much of course like subscribe like yeah and
you have an album i got
an album coming out may 16th nice this will probably it'll probably it probably
is may 16th by now it's
coming out yeah it's actually out probably i don't know eldest what's the
calendar say i don't know
what a fucking awesome producer man no fucking cold diet cokes don't know when
the fucking episode is
coming out god damn it we got some open spots around there i say within two to
four weeks of that date
plus or minus and we'll i wish it will promote britney's special now sorry guys
we do this ahead
of time i'm on my phone i'm on my little i'm on my little um wellness journey
uh you know i've been
in baltimore i'm only coming up here to pod so you know we gotta we gotta live
yeah it's currently
november 2023 yeah salute salute to president trump we always knew you got you
had it in you sir
well i was gonna say like if you're doing things so far in advance what if
another 911 happens and then
they're going why isn't stavros talking about no one's going to want the car
that ran into
the washington monument or whatever that would be awesome you could do a little
intro well yeah we
i would cut in yeah i would cut in you do a tribute i would do a tribute i'd be
like moment of silence
and i would if it was a clown car i would maybe spray eldest in the face with a
little i would solemnly
spray eldest in the face with a little seltzer water out of my rose um although
i guess that would
be the they would be the terrorists the clowns would be the terrorists maybe
that would look wrong yeah
i don't know well i don't know what they look did they have a point you know
what i mean maybe i'm on
their side they might in a couple years well let's that's again did biden rig
it again and that's the
only way we could get the truth out there is by driving a clown car into the
into the washington monument
i'm lost what are you guys talking about i just had a bad riff that stavi had
to kind of add on
no no no i'm in i mean i think it was a good riff and i'm in there so anyway
wait it's cool to
see this up close i've been curious i've been curious who did this uh my sister-in-law
she's an
artist yep cool yeah it's very nice yeah yeah you just can't beat hand-painted
greek mural stuff
it's just a nice don't take don't do not do graffiti on my shoe it gives the
room a warm warmth yes i like
it uh i wanted to feel like a uh you know like a trashy little restaurant yeah
oh perfect that's
that's the vibe do you ever anybody here ever work in a restaurant uh i worked
in like i worked
in coffee shops that makes sense that's so that's so a thing you would do
but also i feel like you'd be bad at making the coffee well
well i'll tell you what yes and no let's see i was for sure i wasn't bad at
making the coffee
i think because i was like excited about it i was like steam drinks yeah and i
got good at foaming
soy milk this was when soy milk was still king right before i had no idea what
was around the corner
but i was terrible at the register and like doing any kind of coffee shop
accounting so at the end of
the summer i got let go before i had to go back to college because i messed up
the cash register oh
but what he didn't know what jesse with long hair who was a punk band the my
manager at the time he
didn't know is that i was a punk band for that was your authority figure yeah i'm
gonna guess white
guy named jesse with long hair yeah yeah that was the man you know like a newsboy
cap over like he had
long hair but then was probably self-conscious about balding so he put on a uh
yeah a newsboy cap and
anyway i that's a great look the newsboy cap you were stealing from the cash
register you were just bad
at your job because that would have been cool if i stole yeah no if i stole it
was without realizing it
you know what i mean like uh just maybe some calculations so yeah yeah i think
i was good
i've stolen from every job i've ever had oh what's your like you're supposed to
what's your biggest
uh come up from a job i'd rather not say oh nice yeah lorne michael's rolex
let's just say i gotta size five gucci loafers
she's got the cowbell will ferrell was playing she's got it in her house
uh i've worked i've worked at a place called the oinkster hell yeah that's
awesome in la
like pork it was really a pork based i love that and then when i first moved
here i worked at a
butcher shop oh that's hot actually a meat monger love that i wanted to be a
butcher but it was too
much work too much work that you had to get trained and yeah yeah but i wasn't
they wouldn't
let me just want to take a big ass thing and go yeah i know you have to be
trained until i have to be
trained you have to learn like uh like what night knives to use for what what
knives what body parts
are what oh sure how to cook the butt the butts of animals oh i know how to
cook a pork butt yeah yeah
low and slow baby let that go overnight come on because it's dry no it's quite
the opposite sorry
i know you're the meat monger but it's so fatty so oh get down and some fat and
if you over if you do it
quickly it gets too chewy yeah but if you that's what pulled pork is made of
for my money you want
to get it before it becomes pulled pork it's just a succulent piece of meat i
still want a little chew
on my pork butt personally some give i want a little give i wanted to fight me
a little bit i like choking on
on the fat hell yeah now we're talking now we're talking speaking of my man's
penis no way does nick have
a big penis you know it's so funny it's like if he said if stavros asked if i
have a big penis tell
him i said yes shout out to nick nanny friend of the pod we're gonna have him
on a free episode as
well he's cut it's long it's fine um but i worked at a butcher shop but before
i was a meat monger i
had this put a pic put his picture up during this conversation so everybody
knows put a face to the
to the oinkster there he is no you don't just do it in post mother we know what
nick looks like
you don't have to look him up
get him off my screen i don't want to look at him this whole time selection
there's like 16 thumbnails
getting too wet get him off my screen there thank you what is it i was like a
what a