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Stavvy's World #79 - Devon Walker and Michael Longfellow | Full Episode

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Devin Walker, Michael Goodfellow, they're here. Pals of mine, SNL cast members,
but just a couple
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Oppa! Welcome, everybody, to Stabby's World. 904-800-STAB. Call in. We'll solve
your problems.
We got a couple of nice, tall drinks of water on the couch today. That's right.
You know what I'm
saying? We got Devin returning, Devin Walker, of course, and Michael Longfellow.
What's
up? What's up, Big Mike? Happy to be here. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having
me. Yeah,
dude. Devin was like, I will not come on with another homosexual after his
appearance with
Alex. Nah, we're past that. He was like, I'm done. We're past that. Straight
boys only on the podcast.
Straight boys only on the podcast. It's about time we took it back. Really
straight boys only.
Straight boys only. That's right. That's right. Super straight. No more black
people either. Only
white. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight white men. That's what we promote right now.
You're the only one.
You're the only one allowed. It's like no homers. It's like there can be one. I
heard you had Alex
back on the podcast too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Couldn't be me. I tried to, uh, I
tried to cure him, but it
didn't take. Yeah. It was just 90 minutes of straight conversion therapy. Alex
would love it. If Alex
could be converting, he wouldn't. I've never known a game. Like, that's how I
really know it's like not a
choice. Cause if he could choose, he'd be the straightest man in America. Yeah,
that is true. Do homosexuals
not perform well on this podcast. No, they did great. They're fun. They're sassy.
You've met a
couple, right? They're a good time. They are the funnest guys of all time. It's
not even close.
I love Alex very much. Yeah. And the funny thing is, Alex is because you're
plugging a tour, you're
on tour. What do we got going on? Let's plug that up. I'm going on tour. Hey,
everybody, I'm going on
tour. First couple of dates are sold out. San Francisco, we still got tickets.
Chicago, Portland, Seattle.
Come see me. I love it. James, Austin, Johnson, Andrews, Mewks. You got three
of us for, for the
price of one. Michael, they said, fuck you, huh? They're like, the rest of the
cast can
go, can go on tour. Those guys couldn't come. So here's just another white guy.
Also on SNL.
Let's go. I'm also going on tour. Some of those shows are sold out. I didn't
need two other
cast members to do that. Come on up. Dallas is coming up. Yeah. Dallas sold out
already?
Probably not Dallas. Probably not Dallas.
Sounds like you could have used another cast member. Tell your dad I'm funny in
Dallas.
That's awesome. Yeah. Go hit that shit. It must be, it must be nice to get to
go on the
road a little bit. Cause it's like for you guys, being on SNL actually, like I,
it's so
funny growing up. I'm like, dude, I want to be on SNL. And then you, your
friends get on
that show and you're like, that sounds like work, bro. That sounds like
bullshit. You got to
fucking work hard as shit. And then like everyone fucking critiques it. And you
know what I mean?
It's like, bro. Niggas are so mean when you're on SNL. Niggas are so mean to me,
bro. It's
crazy, bro. It's like, I'm sorry. I'm not Eddie Murphy. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm not the
guy that you liked when you were nine. I'm just me. Okay. I didn't think I was
going to be
here neither, bro. Stop, bro. Niggas will DM me and straight up just be like,
why you suck
on SNL so bad. People are taking time out of their day to be like, I hate you.
And I'm
like, I don't, they should bring Will Ferrell back. Bro, truly. I'm like, I'm
sorry, bro.
I'm sorry. I'm doing my best. People, you said you missed a cue one time and
somebody like
DM'd you about it, right? Oh, I didn't miss a cue, but I looked at the cam.
That was like
the second episode. Yeah. I looked at the camera to see if I was in my right
case and you can
see me just. And someone was like, that's unprofessional. Someone's like
another stupendous
acting showcase. Well, that's second episode. Yeah. It is tough because you
kind of just
have to not get criticism. You have to, first of all, it's hard as shit to
write that many
sketches in a week. That's crazy. Yeah. And then it's like, everyone's ready to
hate. And
the people that are super fans are some of the like, it's people who like the
office is a
little too controversial for them. You know what I mean? Like the absolute
super fans are
like, are like down the middle. Like we love, you know, fuck. They're like, no,
don't do
any conceptual sketches. Talk about Mitch McConnell more. You know what I mean?
Like, so that's
gotta be difficult because it's like, I don't know. I would just assume I'm
just, I'm, I love
that the world has come to a place where somehow putting microphones in your
spare bedroom is an
easier job. Like this is a fucking funner comedy job than the most prestigious
comedy, comedy
property in the history of us television. I'm like, I straight up would rather
podcast than
have to like wake up and do sketches and it's good for you guys. I love my job.
Yeah, sorry.
You are, by the way, I'm not, these are my boys. I'm not, they are very funny,
but I would
not want to do that job. I'm too lazy to fucking actually work. You definitely
have an easier
job. Oh, it's not even close. I've never, I've never worked, I've never worked
that hard
in comedy before. You know what I'm saying? Or even in anything else, right? We
all get
into this to not, because we don't want a job. The point that we kind of should
not get
a real job. Yeah, yeah. So much of it is just like. It's like the one real job
that I would
want. And, and we working. And we do. We do. Yeah, we work. Anybody doing
cocaine anymore?
Or is that over? Not a handful. Not like not. We need to bring the coke back.
You got to bring coke back. We need to put the coke back in the open. You got
to go
Ackroyd style with it, bro. You got to be doing cocaine. I agree. I think we
should get,
you want to bring the coke back? I mean, if everyone's going to do it.
Because I, I feel like there was an era where it was like, uh, everyone was
like really serious.
Like the, like. Oh yeah. They used to like fight with each other. Yeah. But
they were just
like fucking, everyone's like taking it like super seriously. And like everyone
was like trying
to like, you know, where it's like it started. Everyone's doing drugs and who
get in who fucking
care. We don't even know what's going on. Then it was like the biggest fucking
show in
the universe. And now I feel like you guys have an opportunity to get back to
drugs. Do
some fucking drugs. Let's bring it back to the roots. Let's get it back. Let's
do it back.
Sarah could be doing fucking acid or whatever the fuck weird shit she could be
doing.
I wish. I want for him to party. I would like to see. Yeah, she absolutely will
not.
Sarah's a fucking dork. Sarah's a fucking dork. Sarah's like, she treats the
judge. She's
like a straight A student. Yeah. Oh, what a fucking loser. Thank you for giving
me this
intel to shit on her when I see her next. Squirm shows, Squirm shows up like if
everybody
else, like on Tuesday, on writing night, people are usually getting in there
like 2.30, 3 o'clock.
Squirm is there at like 11 o'clock in the morning. Oh yes, you fucking loser.
The sketch is fully written before anybody else is like in the building. Dork.
She's
like, oh, I'm, I'm me. The man can't tell me what to do anything because I wear
fucking
rainbow suspenders. And how about that? We know what you're really up to. Yeah.
You're
doing all your work like a fucking loser. Truly. What happened to making nutsacks
explode
on YouTube, Sarah. Now you're tap dancing. That's fucking awesome, dude. Were
you guys
ever big, you guys, I mean, were you ever big coke guys just in general in your
lives?
Cocaine? Yeah. Michael, you seem, you got the look for it maybe. Yeah. You know
me. You
know, that nose seems like it'd be nice snorting. It's a nice nose. I don't do
cocaine. I mean,
Vegas is Vegas, but I don't do cocaine. Were you ever a drug guy? Were you ever
a big addict
of anything? Uh, pot. Pot. Classic. Yeah, a little weed. A little weed action.
I'm with
you too. I'm on a sober year and the most, the thing that's been the most
difficult for
me has been weed. It's not even close. Booze is no issue. Like whatever. Like I,
I wasn't
a huge drinker anyway. It's more socially. Like I miss that one drink in my
hand. And then
like every, like I was kind of got every five months I'd get fucking really
hammered. But
then, you know, just if there's some big party or a wedding or some shit, I
miss that socially.
But yeah, weed dude. And pills are fucking sick too. But like, but weed is
really the one
I'm missing the most. What kind of, what kind of pills were you fucking with?
Little zannies,
little pain. I'm scared of them. Oh dude. I'm scared of the zans. They're so
good. I've
like, I've done them like a couple times. One time in college, a guy handed me
a zan and
I thought it was going to be like a molly. Like I didn't, I thought it was
going to be
an upper. Right. And I like did that and took two beers and like got lost and
forgot where
I would be. Truly like, that's awesome. Woke up truly like without a single
memory. And
I was like, that's, that sucks, bro. That's how you end up in like a
documentary. You know
what I'm saying? That's how you end up in a documentary. You're like, I didn't
know I
drank two beers and took a zanny. Like, nah. There's a good little zanny period
in college.
You was fucking with it. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. It feels good. It just, uh,
yeah. It
takes away all the, all the stuff. I'm with you, bro. No, don't fuck this guy.
Don't let
him, don't let him stop you. It's so good. You can't do it. Yeah, exactly. That's
what
it is about pills and not just those pain pills, which are heroin. Yeah,
exactly. Like they're
just little heroin. It's like, yeah, of course that's awesome. Yeah. But yeah,
that's why I can't
be doing those. I can't be doing it. Can't be doing those, unfortunately. But
they are
awesome. Just a lot of Adderall these days. Yeah. Yeah. Just replace cocaine.
Yeah. Nerd
Coke. Yeah, I can't do Adderall anymore either. That, actually, I kind of miss
Adderall too
for that. I love Addy. I love Addy. Yeah, that's what we're doing here. Go back
to, go back
to, uh, you thought it was going to be in Molly. Were you a Molly guy? Were you
like,
were you taking Molly's and rubbing, you know, rubbing. Rubb