Name: Stavvy's World #89 - Brendan Sagalow and Mike Recine | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #89 - Brendan Sagalow and Mike Recine | Full Episode

Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, 904-800-STAV.
Call in, we'll solve all your problems.
We have a beautiful returning, a stacked couch of Stavi's World favorites.
Brendan Sagalow.
What's up?
Breathing fresh, non-patreon air for the first time in his Stavi's final.
In his Stavi's World career.
Got me out of the cage.
We got him out of his cage and he's doing just fine, folks.
And of course, Mike Racine.
How's it going, buddy?
Good to be here.
Good to see you. The boys got their feet out.
Sagalow was freaking out ahead of before.
We had a lot of rich pre-pod discussion.
You felt vulnerable without shoes on.
Yeah, I saw a fucking tweet and it got in my head.
I like that you're like, "Fuck her, fuck that."
But I just saw literally a tweet from this show.
Someone took a picture of you and was like, "Can these fucking male podcasters
please put their fucking shoes on?"
What do you think of this, you fucking whore on?
You whore.
Your shoes on.
Suck my nuts.
Sorry.
Why are women telling us how to podcast?
I know.
Stick.
Hey, do we fucking...
We invented this art form.
What are you talking about?
It's still you out of looking.
I don't have any macrame opinions, do I?
Why don't women got their tits out when they're knitting anymore?
I'm trying to look at tits while you knit, bitch.
Look, you can't have both.
You can't have that hack tweet that's like, "Four men in a room.
What's that called?
A podcast?"
Yeah.
Or whatever that one was.
And also tell me how to keep my feet on my podcast.
I know, but every...
That's like telling an Italian guy how to eat out his mother.
Every time I find myself getting mad at like women being like, "Men, blah, blah,
blah."
I'm just proving them right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I'll get mad at them and I'll be like, "Hey, fuck you, bitch!"
And they're like, "Yeah, that's what we're talking about."
I don't know, man.
It's gotta be case by case.
And I got my toes out and if you don't like it, slurp the sausage as far as I'm
concerned.
Hell yeah, bro.
Hell yeah, dude.
Yeah, we were thinking we might go no socks.
Oh, good.
Please do.
Whenever you guys feel like it, feel free to take your socks off.
I've got my orthotic...
I've got the kind of...
I've literally prescribed...
This is how fat I've gotten is that my podiatrist was like, "Never walk around
barefoot."
What?
Really?
He looked me in the eyes and was like, "You can tell when someone's like, I'm
not fucking
around anymore."
It was like...
There was like a...
It caught...
I can hear something catching his throat and he was like...
Your doctor is like when in those apocalyptic movies, the one scientist that's
like...
Guys, it's coming.
It's coming now.
I was like, "Shut up."
Yeah.
Dude, he was literally...
Because I have, you know, my feet are fucked up, but he was like, "You can
never walk barefoot
again in your life," basically.
That was essentially what he said.
So, I got these recovery footwear.
We won't say the brand unless they want to pony up, alright?
And I did bring a lot of attention to my feet, so let's show them this clip,
you know?
That's like, if you can keep this man with feet this fat and flat, these ribeyes,
if
you can keep him from a catastrophic foot injury, you know you got a good
product.
Yeah, you're on a health kick though, dude.
You got the fucking suction stuff.
I'm trying, dude.
I did.
I did a little cupping.
Yep, yep, yep.
Nice.
You're eating salmon and rice.
Eating salmon and rice.
Trying to keep the reaper off my back.
That's all.
Yeah.
And I was like, "Dude, I'm trying to take some time off.
I'm trying to get in the zone."
He was like, "Dude, you got to go to Disney World."
By yourself?
Seriously.
Not by yourself.
Well, that's the fucking stupid part of the idea.
You know, I won't stand for this slander of Disney World.
This fucking white trash makes Disney World just relaxing.
I don't know.
Who's he going to go to Disney World with?
I don't know.
Get a family.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
That's not my job.
You go to Home Depot to find guys to go to Disney World with?
I bring all three of your moms.
Well, Eldest's mom is dead.
How do you feel about that?
Great.
Yeah.
Great.
I'll just be holding the urn.
On Splash Mountain.
She never got to go.
Disney World's fucking rules.
I know everybody, you know.
But I'm not saying go every year.
Go once.
Wait, when's the last time you've been there?
I do a couple years ago.
A couple years ago.
A couple years ago.
Where'd you go with?
Yeah, with my dad and my sister.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was fucking sweet.
Your mom didn't go?
No.
We left her at the airport.
We left her at the New York airport.
No, no.
It looks like they're out of the wheelchairs for fat people.
Mom, I don't think you're coming to Disney World.
They brought you four in a row.
They kept breaking.
Yeah.
You want to talk about my mom?
Three.
You want to talk about my mom, motherfucker?
I don't care.
I don't care about my mom.
Yeah.
Your words can't hurt me.
Fuck my mom.
No, but Disney World is sweet.
And as soon as I, when I get, when my nickel comes in.
You know what else is sweet?
Getting to sit in a wheelchair because you're too fat.
I would love that.
Yeah.
You're not fat enough though.
None of us are fat enough to be pushed around in a wheelchair.
Well, I hurt my foot and I did get pushed around.
Do you see that happening at some point?
It was awesome.
Yeah.
I never want to get that fat.
No, no.
No, no.
You could be like a Jazzy Scooter guy.
That could be fun.
You go to Home Depot.
Yeah, yeah.
That I would be interested in.
A little power.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want to be like left in the shade fat.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put a stop in the shade.
Don't have fun.
Leave me in the shade.
Getting pushed around in the sun is too taxing for me.
I need a little break under this tree from sitting fatly in a chair.
I need a breeze to cool me down.
Being a completely passive participant in my transportation is too much for me
right now.
Yeah, you push once and you're like, ah.
Now, what did you do?
Because I would imagine going to Disney World as an adult is like underwhelming.
You go, oh, this is for kids.
It's still fun.
It's fucking sweet, dude.
Come on, man.
It's awesome.
I can't.
I mean, unless you go, I really can't explain.
No, it's not a you have to be there type of thing.
Yes, it is.
There is no intangible magic to Disney World.
I feel pain for you guys because you're not going to know.
You really go to Rhode Island and like look at a sunset.
No, I would go to.
First of all, where are you going to go?
I'd go to Greece.
Yeah.
The most beautiful beaches in the world.
Sure, sure.
I'd have like fresh seafood brought like right.
Go to the fucking restaurant right by there.
Take a nice walk in the sand.
See the majesty of nature.
You ever been to Epcot though?
I'd go to London, go to Chipotle.
Yeah.
In Epcot, you can hit all those places at once.
Yeah.
It's so funny that this is so.
I do like Epcot.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Here we go.
This is how it goes.
Yeah.
It's just like it's insane that you would be like that's what like the pinnacle
of a vacation
is to you is Disney World.
I can't think of anything better.
What was the best?
That means you have no taste or class.
I know.
That doesn't mean Disney World's good.
It means that's the one positive childhood memory you have and you're running
it back.
As soon as my nickel comes in, I'm going to medieval times.
What was the best character that you met?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking Cinderella is pretty hot.
He didn't get to see Donald Duck.
He's like crying on the plane home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw Donald Duck, but I didn't see Steamboat Donald Duck.
Yeah.
It's a specific Donald Duck.
That sucks, dude.
No, but Cinderella, all like the chicks that dress up and they like, and they
stay in character
too.
So if you're into like role play and shit, you're like, these guys are good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I could just picture you.
Yeah.
I'm sure they love talking to you.
You're like, what are you up to later, Cinderella?
And she has to do the math of how rude she can be to you and keep her job.
At midnight, my car turns into a pumpkin.
So where does the staff like hang out after they've done work?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What time do you get off?
Yeah.
What time do you get off?
No, really, really.
I'm like being aggressive with her.
Yeah.
I'm like, okay, cut the shit.
And then you have to act special needs to get them to keep talking to you.
Or hug me.
Oh, I'm smart.
They have a rule.
They have a rule where they can't-
They can't break the hug.
They can't break the hug.
They're like, oh my god.
They're like, oh my god.
But that's gotta be for children, right?
No, no, no, no.
There's no way it's for adult men.
No, no, no.
There's no way they'll-
I mean, you think it's for children.
They're like, all right, Brendan, get away from Gaston.
Gaston's got a little pee-pee to hug.
Brendan's brought-
He brought his own costume to be Gaston's gay little friend.
His name is LeFoe.
You plebians.
Fucking no, it's the guy's name.
His name is LeFoe.
Get it right?
Yeah, it's awesome.
Because you also think Disney movies are culture too.
That's awesome.
That's so good.
Well, you know, that one did take place in France.
Deb's sister did that.
She went to Disney World with her friend and they dressed up as Ilsa and Anna
from Frozen.
Oh, wow.
And all the kids were coming up to them.
But you're not allowed to do that anymore.
Oh, hilarious.
You're not allowed to be a bitch from Staten Island.
Well, of course, because think about, I mean, that's child molester 101.
Dressed like fucking-
Dressed like the prince at Disney World and kids come up to you.
Oh, yeah.
You could picture a bunch of pedophiles sitting around being like, if we just
get costumes
and we go to Disney World, we can touch all the kids we want.
Dressed up like Prince Eric and Brendan's like, oh, wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cyclo keeps ruining their plans because he won't let the male Disney guys go.
Like, beat it.
We're trying to fuck kids, you fat piece of shit.
Yeah, you're going to see a video of me on World Star.
Like, of the person being like, get off.
I love you, Snow White.
When was your first trip to Disney?
Me and my family used to go all the time.
Interesting.
When my dad was caking it.
That's it.
Uh-huh.
So this runs in the family.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
It's the only thing that our family does that runs.
Yeah.
Very nice.
There you go.
Very nice, dude.
Like, second round joke in a roast battle in 2014.
I mean, like, I heard that exact joke when people are doing filler.
Yeah.
Remember, they would make us do three rounds of roasts.
Oh, my God.
There's not three rounds worth of roasts about each other, man.
We're all open micers.
Like, why are you making us do this for check spots?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was so humiliating.
Everyone's like, we're all going to get on the Comedy Central show.
And then they're like, put fucking people who have never done it on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know.
Whatever.
But now it's the era of podcasting, baby.
Now we got our toes out and we're podcasting.
It's beautiful.
I got to say, podcasting is so much better than writing.
Yeah.
Have you written anything?
This is bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fun when you have your friends on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, we're just talking about Brandon trying to get molested as a grown
man.
Right.
And we could do this for another hour.
For another hour, yeah.
I could talk four hours about Disney World.
Because everybody ironically shits on it.
No, no, no.
I'm not ironically shitting on it.
I am fully shitting on it.
I think it's gay to love Disney.
I think you're a loser.
Have you been to love Disney?
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Well, it's not the Disney way to fight.
So I will passionately.
That's right.
I will let you feel that way.
Have you been to Disney though?
No.
Dude, go fuck.
There you go.
No.
I'll take you, bro.
We'll go.
Don't go after him too hard, Bran