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Stavvy's World #100 - Sam Morril and Rachel Feinstein | Full Episode

Opa! Welcome, everybody, to episode 100 of Stavi's World.
We have an incredible episode with two favorites, Sam and Rachel, coming up
right now.
But first, I gotta tell you, we are in theaters, baby.
Let's start a cult, my movie. I co-wrote it. I star in it.
Please go see it if you haven't. We're in a ton of theaters.
I think we're in over 100 theaters as of this release of this podcast.
We have it here somewhere. Elders will put it in and post. You get it.
Please, right now, go to stavi.biz slash movie. Check and see if it's playing
near you.
And if it is, please go see the movie. It's under 90 minutes. It's a stupid
comedy.
Vulgar, dumb jokes. If you love this podcast, if you love what I do, you're
gonna love the movie.
And it would mean a lot if you checked it out.
Now, please do that. And without further ado, let's start episode 100, baby.
Opa! Welcome, everybody, to Stavi's World. 904-3...
What the... Why do you... Why don't you have the fucking thing up?
800.
904-800-STAV. It's episode 100.
I still don't know the...
Episode 100. I still don't know the number by heart.
And, uh, which... Which is kind of insane. 100 episodes. Sam was actually...
You were episode number one.
I told you I didn't want to be on with him. He brings my brand down.
You know what? I'm sorry.
Yeah, you were episode, like, nine or something.
I talked to my lawyer about this legit already.
Yeah, me too won't stick. I'm dead.
Bulletproof bag, baby.
You had your chance. There was six months in 2019 where it might have worked,
but we skated.
But Harvey went down. Harvey died for everyone's sins.
He's sort of like... Jesus.
It's Harvey and Epstein.
You're right. Every other...
Even the Illuminati have diversity quotas.
They're like, all right, we need one black as well, not just...
They were saying, like, with all the baby oil things for Diddy, there was, like,
the 1,000 bottle thing.
And then they're like, oh, maybe he got it at Costco.
And even Costco was like, he didn't get it.
Like, they put out a press release.
Yeah, we don't sell baby oil.
It wasn't us.
Oh, sorry.
What I saw... By the way, a lot of the headlines about Diddy are amazing.
Like, they... One of them was, um, Diddy, like, has new troubles or something.
I'm like, what are the troubles?
I'm a master...
Yeah, that's such amazing.
Like, oh, he's going...
Rough patch.
It's just a little rough patch.
He's, like, feeling down today.
Yeah, he is going down.
Needs to be on St. John's ward.
I'm like, what the fuck?
All you need is a little zinc and a good night's rest, Diddy.
And you'll be right as rain.
Yeah, he really was a supervillain, huh?
Just living...
You're just allowed to live that way for a while.
And what's amazing is that you called him a mensch.
What did you mean by that?
That was...
Well, see, I don't know.
I consider every Yiddish word a curse.
So I don't want to ask you anything Jewish, Greek people find negative.
So I thought I was...
Huts, schmuck.
Right, right, right.
I thought I was being very negative towards him.
I was just confused, because after it all came out, you texted me, underrated
genius.
Yeah, Eldis is really distraught, because he looked up to a producer that
worked with a very
fat, talented man who...
Eldis was planning to have me taken down like Biggie.
Eldis was planning to become the podcast Puffy.
Hopefully, Eldis doesn't outlive you.
I actually was a huge Puffy fan when I was a little last kid.
I remember that.
I would literally go to Eldis' house, and I remember...
It was the Godzilla, when Godzilla was coming out.
I had the Godzilla soundtrack.
You had the Godzilla soundtrack.
And then I sent me, like, David Bowie's song he did on it.
The Matthew Broderick Godzilla.
Yeah, yeah.
Eldis was a huge fan.
We listened to the soundtrack.
That video was the Led Zeppelin sample.
Oh, yeah, it was Led Zeppelin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, by the way, Robert Plant, underage women, as well.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, every...
Every music.
Everyone we like.
Every musician until, I guess, maybe six months ago.
And even then, it's like...
Like, it's probably...
No, they were just the new crop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, Bieber was...
He didn't do the...
Yes, yes, yes.
Somebody was like...
Somebody actually had this take, like, at Acaba.
They were like, well, let's wait till more allegations come out.
I'm like, come on.
Like, there's like 120, like, lawsuits.
Where there's smoke, there's...
Like, it's not...
That guy...
Whoever said that is looking...
My grandma told me that when I...
She really didn't want you to smoke cigarettes.
The Marlboro Man.
He's like, you can be anything you want.
Follow all your dreams.
When there's smoke, there's...
I love that everyone's like, the tapes are going to blow your mind.
I'm like, no, we're expecting...
I think I know...
I don't think it's going to shock us that much.
I think I know, yeah.
Blow your mind is what they say about a summer blockbuster.
Godzilla, dude.
That's one of my favorite movies.
Come with me, dude.
That was a banger.
Oh, man, yeah.
Bad Boy for Life.
That was...
I remember when Brady and Gronk had, like, their big comeback.
They came back to, like, bad...
It was, like, you know, uh...
Bad...
Bad Boy for Life.
Yeah.
Bum, bum.
That was a cool fucking riff.
Is Mace going crazy?
Have you been...
Have you been keeping tabs with him at all?
Mace is actually...
He has a podcast with Cameron.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
That looks fucking awesome.
But has he been saying anything?
Are you involved in the Diddy thing?
Because that's my walk-up music.
I don't think so.
It feels so good.
Is it really?
It's an amazing song.
It was a good song.
Mace is so underrated.
I love Mace.
Mace is awesome.
Harlem World, great album.
Yeah, you were a big Mace fan as a child as well.
Cameron was great.
Of course.
Yeah, it feels so good.
Incredible song, right?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a good one.
But I was just wondering if he's been...
I wonder if he's been saying anything about all the Diddy stuff or if he's
waiting.
I don't think he's come out saying anything specific.
I think I saw a clip where, like, Cameron and him were talking about it.
And they were, like, just making jokes, but he wasn't saying shit, really.
Yeah.
Well, keep tabs on it, folks.
This is...
We're just covering the Diddy stuff.
Except probably by now he's been killed in jail.
By the time this episode comes out...
He's committed suicide.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By now Hillary Clinton's fingerprints are being wiped off his jail cell as we
speak.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that is...
That he really did have a crazy, crazy super villain run.
And Bill really skated by.
He was at the DNC.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, he just fully was on the island.
It's crazy.
Yeah, it is insane.
He got away with it.
We're just...
Everyone's just allowed to be a...
Yeah.
He's like, no one gives a fuck.
It's insane.
I will say one thing about Diddy, though.
He was a great dad.
Yeah, didn't he...
Are people saying his son is his protege?
It was, like, his protege.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I saw one TikTok.
I shouldn't say that.
I don't even know who his son is, but...
God, can you imagine?
It's like Cat's Cradle, but instead of catch, they're just...
Yeah, yeah.
That's good.
Yeah, they're just, like...
They're just oiling up Meek Mill in a Miami mansion.
Fuck, that his name is the one that...
Damn, yeah.
Poor Meek.
That poor...
That poor man, man.
He just...
I think Meek Mill's life was he wished on a...
He did, like, a monkey paw wish to...
I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.
And then he...
And it happened, and then everything else.
Drake humiliated him.
Diddy probably did some untoward things with him.
Yeah, it is...
I bet you a lot of, like...
There's probably guys out there who want everything silenced so that people don't
know that they were, like, you know, worked over by Diddy.
I bet you there's probably, like, some, like, macho dudes that are like, the
records must remain sealed.
I don't want them to know.
And I won't even speculate.
Yeah, I want to change up my Spotify playlist.
I want to keep this shit.
I want to keep this shit.
What's fascinating to me is that, like, J-Lo has, like, been completely silent.
And also posting a lot, too.
Like, I'm like, I keep waiting for her to make a statement, and it's just, like,
her doing, like, a horror crawl, like, I'm back again.
She's smart.
She needs to continue whatever's going on with Ben Affleck, because that's so
funny that people are like, who cares?
Who cares if she was an accomplice to sex crimes in the 90s?
I just saw a New York Post thing that said, Ben Affleck dyes beard amidst
divorce woes.
I'm like, you're talking about...
Just let the guy walk.
Yeah.
He can't...
He's dying.
He's not in a good place.
Dying your beard is a next-level divorce guy move.
It really is.
That's fucking crazy.
It is dark terrain.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He just always looks so furious.
I just love how he slams a car door every time he gets out.
Yeah.
I mean, he's a man who was made to be divorced.
Like, as a baby, it was like, this baby will thrive as a divorced 50-year-old
millionaire.
He made a monkey paw wish, too.
He gets an Academy Award.
He gets to fuck all these actresses, but he will never be happy.
Yeah.
That's his monkey paw.
I love him.
He's so...
And he makes such great stuff.
Town's great.
Yeah.
Gone Baby Gone.
Gone Baby Gone's incredible.
Insanely good movie.
He's a great filmmaker.
He's always just red and furious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And definitely my type, for sure.
Smokey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
He has an anger problem.
He seems unhappy.
Your husband's got a little some Affleck vibes, too.
Might throw you down a flight of stairs.
You forgive him.
He'd be like, I'm so sorry, baby.
Yeah.
He just looks like he's like an emotional desert, a guttural alcoholic.
What's not to fucking love?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's going to blow all your money and dump some dumb casino.
Was there the first...
Who was the first one of...
Because I feel like you were...
Every childhood story that I hear about you is like,
you were just such a pure, dumb soul that you were just...
That the world just like...
You had no preparation for people being mean to you.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You just seemed nice.
So it's like, was there like a...
When you get to New York and you're...
And I also love the little detail that...
Didn't you live...
Who were your roommates?
It was a hilarious roommate situation.
Well, I moved with...
I was roommates with Sherrod.
I was roommates...
I moved with a guy in his band called Dick Sister.
So I was like the Yoko Ono Dick Sister.
Sherrod and Dick Sister.
That's awesome.
I live with a band called Mongrel Bitch.
And it was like a studio apartment.
That's incredible.
It was just the lead singer of Mongrel Bitch.
It was on the top bunk and I was on the bottom.
And I would come in like at like three in the morning,
like I'd kick off my boots.
Yeah.
Like a fucking gross slut.
And her daughter...
It was her and her daughter.
And she'd be like,
A what?
What is that?
You live in a studio apartment with a family?
With a woman and her daughter.
Oh my God.
And then I met a Bengali family on the Greyhound
after Dick Sister dumped me.
And I moved in with them.
This is the saddest start to a memoir right there.
This is incredible.
I know.
It is...
I know and it's all completely true.
I know.
Like there's not an aspect of it.
I'm exaggerating at all.
And it was the guy who faked the...
That he was in the service.
Oh yeah.
I did date a guy for a while
that pretended to be in the war in Iraq.
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
This is so much better than I...
I was just remembering Sherrod.
I thought that was going to be good.
I didn't realize there's like eight weird living situations.
So you get off the Greyhound bus
from Montgomery County, Maryland.
Yeah.
And you get to New York.
What's the first living situation?
Where's Dick Sister?
I moved with Dick Sister and...
Were you dating someone in the band?
Yeah, I was dating the lead singer
and then he dumped m