Name: Stavvy's World #101 - Edy Modica and Clare O'Kane | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #101 - Edy Modica and Clare O'Kane | Full Episode

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavvy's World. 904-800-STAV. Call in. We'll solve
all your problems.
Right now, obviously you recognize who we have on the couch. They're part of
what's now sweeping the nation.
Let's start a cult. By now, we've been in theaters for a couple weeks.
We've probably beaten My Big Fat Greek Wedding as the number one independent
comedy of all time.
Or maybe she was romantic comedy. That's really my idol. No joke.
Not even kidding. My Big Fat Greek Wedding, the number one grossing shout-out
to Nia.
Windex.
Shout-out to Windex. Great, great bit. A lot of good stuff in that movie.
I remember being a little kid and being like, Joey Fatone, he's not even
fucking Greek.
It pissed me off that he was in it. But since then, I've realized there's not
that many working Greek actors.
Nia was doing her best, and I don't hold it against her for casting Joey Fatone.
Nia, please come do Stavius World. She's actually the dream guest.
But yes, obviously, from our original cult, you guys know Edie and Claire.
Yeah, how's it going, gang? Thanks for coming out.
Chill.
Chilling?
We're chilling, yeah.
Remember our magical cast BWW dinner, Buffalo Wild Wings?
I do.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
The entire experience was actually quite fun.
It was fun.
Yeah, well, you guys came for the first part where it was like, we're making a
movie.
Yeah, it felt like that.
This is so awesome.
And then as soon as you guys left, it was like, okay, this is pretty fun.
And then like, two days later, it's like, all right, hey, we wanted to do this.
We said we wanted to make a movie.
Sort of diminishing returns.
And it was like, by the end, it was like, I'm going to fucking, if we don't get
this fucking shot,
I'm going to fucking kill myself.
But we got a movie made, and that's what's important.
I saw some red flags popping up.
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, there were some moments.
Yeah, yeah.
There were plenty of bagels, though.
And just so you know, remember how good the food was?
It only got much, much better.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Oh, I'm sure.
There was a fire.
Oh, that's right.
There was a fire.
When we were there?
Yes.
At the barn, remember?
At the barn.
There was a fire at the barn.
Wow, that really actually fucked.
You know what's funny?
That caused a lot, because we had to, that ended up being, the shot we couldn't
get because
of the fire had to be the last shot of the whole movie.
And we were about to get it, and then a thunderstorm happened, and they were
like, legally, we cannot
shoot right now.
They made a stop.
First, it was raining, and then it was like, because of lightning, everyone has
to go inside.
And then we just had to wait.
We were about to wrap.
It was the last shot.
And then we had to, I, we waited for, till like 4 or 5 a.m., to the point where
we just,
we got the shot with like just a cameraman and me, and then we just hit Denny's
afterwards.
It was like, 6 a.m., me, Wes, our boy Saxon, the camera operator, Ben Kitnick,
of course,
our director.
It was pretty nice.
It was the most triumphant.
The Denny's was good.
So just to kind of pump this movie, we ate at both Buffalo Wild Wings and Denny's,
and
that's kind of the most important thing you guys need to know about.
It started at Buffalo Wild Wings.
It started at Buffalo Wild Wings.
It ended at Denny's.
How beautiful.
That is gorgeous.
That's beautiful American art right there.
I think you brought together a nice little cast, too.
Alt-comedy classics.
It's true.
Yep.
We did have a great cast, to the point where it's like so funny how like people
are going
to be mad at how little funny people, like there's so many funny people in the
movie for
like two and a half minutes.
It was shocked you even are having us on.
Or even when I saw like my parents saw the poster and they were like, oh my God,
she's
on the poster.
And I was like, I'm not even in it.
I'm not in it.
Yeah.
I know that.
And all your dumb fuck fans are like, yeah, you're on the fucking poster.
With my boy.
Yeah, I guess I am.
Congrats.
That's going to be awesome for you, actually.
Yeah, thank you.
No worries.
Your fans actually rock.
Thank you.
I think they're going to love the movie because it's funny.
It is actually funny.
I don't know.
I know that we don't have to suck our own dicks here for making a good movie
too much,
but I just wanted to make, I don't know, nobody just makes a stupid ass comedy.
Like no one makes something stupid.
It's dumb as shit.
It's not like a good movie.
It felt like an old comedy or like the way that like the jokes are like fat and
ugly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fat glass.
We need classic stuff.
Yeah.
Remember the fake balls?
Yeah.
Well, don't.
I could not forget that.
Oh, that was so funny.
No, that's one of my big talking points in promoting the movie.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
Because you got to give them a little something, you know?
So I've let everybody know my only, my biggest artistic gripe with the movie is
that
they didn't let me use my real balls.
I really wanted to use my real balls.
Those are long John Silvers, huh?
They were long and small.
I have, I don't have.
They're so hard.
Yeah, they were hard.
Yeah, they were really hard.
They looked a lot like this, like the ones you hang off a, a car, a truck, yeah,
truck nuts.
Absolutely.
It would have taken a beating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were, so that is my biggest, and I still was lobbying.
I was like, can we get a closeup of my real nuts in there?
Can I send you something to take a look at it?
Yeah, we'll talk about it later, dude.
I just kept emailing the production company more and more high def pictures of
my balls.
Just in case.
Subject line.
Balls.
Can you overlay these?
You know?
We've got to be close to being able to.
Why couldn't you show your own balls?
They were just scared of the nudity aspect, I guess.
Everybody's so fucking scared.
It's disgusting.
Isn't it hard when you're an artist and these big corporations try and, you
know, neuter
you?
They literally.
It would be good for the world for us to see your real ass balls.
That would have been funny, though.
I guess you're right.
Now I'm thinking of what I'm lobbying for, and it's for, like, at the premiere,
like,
my mother seeing my balls, I guess.
And a bunch of actors in a room, and your balls are out.
Hey, hey, we would have cleared the room.
You wouldn't have had to look at my real balls.
We could have used the fake one for the scene and then, you know, got the
intimacy coordinate.
Intimacy.
Yeah, an insert on my balls.
Sorry to get so Hollywood, guys.
I'm a fucking actor now.
So you can forget, this podcast has maybe, you know, two months left, Eldis.
What do you think?
We're going to do eight episodes where it's all ads to contractually finish our
obligations,
where it's, like, just twisted T ad, tushy ad after gambling ad, just to finish
that out.
And then I'm out.
I'm buying a place in Malibu.
We're going to start surfing, Eldis.
Whoa.
You're coming, dude.
You guys and Jonah Hill.
Yep.
Jonah's coming, you know.
You're following his footsteps.
Oh, yeah.
Every way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
I can't wait.
Eldis isn't going to be allowed to surf without his shirt on anymore.
I'm going to be like, you better fucking put that, those fucking tits away, Eldis.
Those are just for me, dude.
Yeah.
Ah, good stuff.
You guys ever had to show nudity in a movie?
I have.
Yeah, we both showed our bush.
I know that's why.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In high maintenance.
Oh, you showed bush in that.
You were an Amazon, right?
Amazon pilot that didn't get picked up.
Because the bush was too...
Too thick.
Good.
Yeah.
They said we should rename this bush.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was your strategy in terms of how much...
What the bush was going to look like?
Did you just kind of whatever was going on?
That wasn't in my purview.
I didn't even think about it.
Didn't think about it.
I was like, it's perfect as it is.
Was anybody like trimming like...
Yeah.
I had a makeup guy who was like...
Because it was a period piece.
And they didn't know if they should make it bigger.
Oh, wow.
It was already pretty big.
And they kind of...
The pussy was big enough.
And so there's this guy looking at my mound.
Just the mound.
They're like, let's flick that thing.
Get it bigger.
Dang.
Can we engorge that?
Somebody get the vacuum out.
Let's fucking hit this with the Hoover for a couple seconds.
It's like...
Can you put your mouth in a cup?
We got those pneumatic tubes they fucking used to do bank notes in.
Let's put it in that for a second.
But this guy, he was so grossed.
He was like, grossed out.
Mm-hmm.
Buy it.
Gay guy?
Don't want to like...
Yeah.
And he didn't want to touch it.
By your slimy clam.
By your slimy, hairy clam.
That is a brutal thing for a gay guy to have to deal with.
He was like, I want to be in the pictures.
I don't want to see pussy ever.
It's like a coma aroma.
I'm at work.
But he was so grossed out.
And then I found out he did the makeup on the movie The Fly.
And he was grossed out by mine.
That was the grossest thing he's ever seen.
Crusty pussy, I guess.
It was like, you were dripping all over Jeff Goldblum.
Yeah, weird ass half fly Jeff Goldblum.
Not a problem for him.
That was gnarly.
That was fucked up.
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You know, I went to acting school, and there was, like, one, just, this is,
like, nudity-related.
Okay.
There was this one teacher who, like, acting school is such, like, you look
back and you're, like,
Yeah, it seems so stupid.
It's ridiculous.
And it's all, the teachers are, like, people who wish that they were actors.
So then they use their power against you.
Yeah.
Mean as fuck to you.
It's their one moment, because they know, statistically, they're going to come
across a handful of people that will be successful.
And for those moments, they get to be, it's, like, you know how time doesn't
matter?
There's an, in an, they get to exert their power over somebody who will be more
successful later on,
but there's a time in the universe where they're, yeah.
Yeah.
There was one teacher who was, like, is there something wrong with your eyes?
In front of the class.
That's awesome.
No, bitch, there's nothing wrong with my eyes.
What was going on, just the way you look?
She just wanted to hurt me.
But there was this other, there was this other teacher who, like, it was known
that he, he loved, he respected you more if you did nudity in his class.
Oh, sweet.
Oh, no.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I was in a scene with this guy, and, like, I played a nun, but the guy had
to be naked.
And he was, like, so excited to be naked.
Oh, really?
And we had to stand behind this, like, partition before we came out.
And we're, like, standing this close to each other.
He