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Stavvy's World #105 - Blair Socci | Full Episode

Oppa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, 904-800-STAV. Call in for us to solve
all of your problems.
We have on the couch, it was about time we got some surfer bro representation.
All the way from the beautiful shores of Southern California, Blair Saki is
here.
Thanks for coming, Blair.
Oh, Sav, it's great to see you.
I know.
This feels like 2017.
I know, it is crazy.
Yeah, we were just talking about how it's, because we met, actually, I was
thinking about this,
you may have been the first person who I did not know at all, like the first
friend I made,
with no pre-existing connections to New York whatsoever.
Because we met at New York Comedy Club when I was like, I mean, my first
fucking couple months in New York.
Oh yeah, you hated it.
It's so horrible.
I was subletting a room with, unbeknownst to me at the time, bed bugs.
And I kept being like, remember that?
And I kept being like, hey guys, I'm kind of itchy.
And they're like, oh yeah, you're just getting bit by mosquitoes at the creek
in the cave open, Mike.
And I'm like, oh, okay.
I guess I don't know the city.
I guess they got real bad mosquitoes over there.
No one else seems to be getting them this bad.
But hey, I must just be sweet-blooded.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I was like, come with me, you sweet little Greek.
I'll take you to the open mics.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We had some indoor open mics.
Yeah.
But yeah, that was fucking atrocious.
Subletting a room with a couple who were, you know, were friends of ours.
But just, again, in hindsight, how it was like bed bug addiction, in hindsight,
they were
just the most toxic couple of all time in the throes of, they were both
addicted to amphetamines.
And they just like never left the apartment.
And I was like, I guess this is how you make it in New York City.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You just fucking stay in this apartment and hang out with your pals and I guess
talk comedy.
That is the craziest welcome to New York entrance ever.
But look at you now.
Look at me now, baby.
I haven't had bed bugs in, it's been, it's been nine years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been nine years since I've had bed bugs.
But I did freak out.
There were multiple times where I would just like come home and be like, I've
got bed bugs
and throw everything away.
And then I got a metal bed one time because I was like, well, bed bugs can't be
a metal.
I had no money either.
That's the other thing.
I was throwing away clothes.
So just anyway, whatever.
Yeah.
But I think once you have an experience like that, like the phantom forever,
like if you
have a slight itch, you're like, ah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went to the dermatologist.
They just prescribed me like lotion.
Yeah.
They prescribed me like a specific kind.
I just had dry skin.
Right.
But yeah.
But you're like, but it could be.
But it could be.
But it could be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's so cool.
That's so cool.
We have matching glasses on today.
We do.
They're pretty similar.
Yeah.
Mine are for sight.
Yours are because you had an allergic reaction to a dog.
Sorry to expose you.
Sorry to expose you.
That's the truth.
Yeah.
You're like, I want to look extra fuckable on the pod.
None of your fans are going to want to smash if I got puffy eyes.
So I got to hide them.
You were saying all this stuff.
You're like, the bigger the incel, the better for me, baby.
That's my kind of guy.
And we're like, we got a couple of those, Blair.
Don't you worry.
No, my main objective on male comedy podcasts is, yeah, how sexy can I get when
I go on there?
I want all those dudes to look at me and be like, I don't even hear this bitch.
I don't even listen to what she has to say.
Is she a model?
I'm tuning out that angelic voice.
Thank you for saying that.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
I get a lot of lovely feedback.
Sorry.
I don't want to stoke the clay.
I like your voice.
I think it's very fun.
Thank you.
Yeah, sorry to stoke the feedback flames.
No one be, this is what really works on the internet.
Nobody be mean to Blair.
Thank you, Saf.
Thank you very much.
You know what's crazy about Instagram?
I mean, your Instagram is like so big, you probably don't like see if anyone,
but like
someone, if they catch me on the wrong day, usually I don't like say anything.
But the other day I just wrote back, shut up, bitch, to a comment.
And then Instagram goes, you're suspended.
That happened to me.
And I was like, I can't write shut up, bitch, to a troll on my own page.
That happened to me, yeah.
I said something about I fucked the guy's mom.
And it was doing great.
People were fucking torching him.
Yeah, yeah.
And these guys can't handle it.
And then they're like, we'll see about that.
Yeah.
And now you get auto suspended.
If you have a big enough account, they'll just auto delete it and be like,
watch out.
You can't do that again.
Literally shut up, bitch, talking about how little a guy's dick is.
It's really taking the fun out of it.
I would, I mostly ignore, but then every once in a while you just treat
yourself to calling
someone a bitch.
Treat myself.
The day before my period, I want to say shut up, bitch.
Yeah, and you deserve that.
Yeah.
And then, and then, and to me also, shut up, bitch is so innocuous.
Sure.
I mean, these people are like saying, you know, they want to like string, like
string you alive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They are, it is like you keep, you have to get, they almost like make you get
creative to
not get, to not get like, uh, you know, your shit deleted.
Yeah.
And it's also like, but they're inside my house.
Right.
I can tell someone to shut up, bitch, in my own home.
Absolutely.
You absolutely can.
That's a, that's a sacred right.
Right.
To tell someone to fuck right off.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, most of, I get the most, yeah, I guess I've stopped, which is a shame.
It was always fun.
I guess that's a Twitter being gone now.
That was always fun just to pick some random piece of shit, quote, tweet him.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm still on there.
I'm still on there.
I don't know why I'm going down with the ship, I guess.
Um, but yeah, I do.
I just write the dumbest shit on there.
I enjoy it.
Yeah.
Good for you.
Thank you.
It's all about just making, just enjoying your life.
I love to enjoy life.
Yeah.
I mean, you absconded.
So you were here and it did feel like you were, it was interesting because you
probably
never should have come to New York.
It was like, it's like, it's like you were like a, you were like a fucking
octopus that
was just like finding little puddles of water to drink.
Like you should have been in the water, but you're like, no, no, I love it here.
You're like the most California person that's ever existed.
You know what's so funny?
I swear to God, this happened last night.
Yeah.
I was like getting dinner with Irene before the show and these two guys come up
and they
go, excuse me, um, to me.
And they go, are you from California?
I go, yeah.
And he goes, okay, well, cause I bet my friend $50 and I just lost $50.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
And, uh, but, um, everyone did say that to me when I was here.
I loved it so much when I lived here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What, so you just wanted to come, you were like, this is my, cause another
thing, an
interesting thing about you, a crypto jock.
People don't know this.
You're like, you're like now Cal, you're doing like breath work stuff.
You're like on the beach and you're back in California.
You're like miss mindfulness or whatever the fuck you're up to.
You're just, you're just like all about like, I got to get my shit right.
I don't, I have to protect my peace shit like that.
You know what I mean?
Like you moved back to kind of do that kind of stuff.
You know, you were just like, it felt like you were going through a spiritual.
Well, yeah.
I mean, you know why during COVID it was like LA was a lockdown.
It was like three years.
I see.
I see.
I was just like in my apartment.
Yeah.
I was like, I guess I'll just breathe or some shit.
Can you, are you one of those motherfuckers that can breathe in a glacier and
stay warm?
Um, I don't know.
Like Wim Hof.
Yeah.
Is that your guy?
Is Wim Hof your guy?
Yeah.
Wim Hof, uh, hey Wim.
Right?
He's that fucking guy that just goes.
Yeah.
I find him to be an interesting man.
I don't know what, you know, sitting down to dinner with him would be like.
Sure.
Sure.
Yeah.
But he can fucking be in a glacier and just be chilling.
Yeah.
Do you aspire to that?
No.
I tried it for a second.
I was like, all right, this seems to be good for you.
And I did it.
What somebody had, I was doing, uh, I was doing a show and Burt, it was the,
the big tour.
And so he has a bunch of random shit.
Oh yeah.
He like makes you guys do all these activities.
Yeah.
It's like a summer camp.
You didn't know you signed up for.
You're like, I thought I'm doing shows.
They're like arts and crafts.
And there's fucking eight cameras in your face.
I'm like, oh, I kind of would rather.
And they're like arts and crafts.
And I'm like, and then they turn the camera off and then it comes back on.
I'm like, I'm so excited to be doing arts and crafts.
Um, but they had a, I was pumped.
Uh, they had a, uh, ice bath and I was like, cause I also got, I got a little
into, I'm
not a very spiritual person, but I definitely this year got into a little bit
of like self
care.
Yeah.
I'm going to get my shit.
I'm going to get my mind.
What kind of self care?
Mostly exercise, eating, right.
Some sauna.
I'm a sauna guy, but I get that spiritual deal to me.
Yes.
That's the closest I get to spiritualism.
That's what I just realized is like, I had six months of just thinking and like,
no, not
worrying about anything.
And I was like, the closest I got to spirituality is just like, I, a couple of
times I would
be in the, in the, um, sauna total dark, just kind of be zoning out.
And then I started watching Bosch on an Amazon Kindle Fire tablet.
Been there, pal.
And so, and then to me that felt spiritual, like just putting on a, just
watching Bosch
in the sauna dark.
46, no, 46 minutes of Bosch in the sauna.
Just right.
My body gets used to it.
Until I see God.
Yeah.
That's how I connect.
Cause Hieronymus Bosch, there's a, his, the thing is his code, there's a beauty
to his
code that we can all aspire to.
It's justice and truth above all else, whether that's his personal
responsibilities, whether
that's, uh, the red tape that the LAPD wants to impose upon him, whether that's
just societal
norms, Bosch doesn't care.
His, the danger of himself, that's out the window.
Bosch lives outside the lines, baby.
Well, Bosch is for trying to find justice for the victims.
Yeah.
Everyone counts or no one counts.
That's a kind of a go-to motto for Bosch.
Beautiful.
And I've always said that about you too.
And that's the, that's what I've always loved about you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So for you to find that representation on Amazon Prime is truly.
And yeah, with such a good company that I love and respect so much.
Right.
But you, you actually are, um, not actually a very soulful, soulful person.
Soulful, you would say.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll take that.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, I, a lot of people might not know that about you.
I think, I guess I'm for the first time realizing I have no, just having this
conversation because
I've just, I guess I don't, I do think spiritual shit is dumb as fuck.
And then like, I think there's something to just like chilling and being with
your thoughts
and like going on a nice walk and watching the sunset and being like, oh hell
yeah, that's
sick.
I think that's what it is.
Okay.
I'll take that.
Yeah.
No.
Cause I think that a lot of it can get really weird.
Yeah.
My whole thing with everything.
Well, I'm not just, sorry.
I was just, I was going to come up with a guy who's like, well, I'm not
spiritual, but
I am really religious.
I just love the rules and I love feeling better than people and I love guilt,
but I don't believe
in any spirituality.
Like that's a funny guy to me.
But anyway, sorry to cut you off.
No, no.
Um, I think that I'm not religious at all.
Caus