Name: Stavvy's World #106 - Sarah Sherman and Ben O'Brien | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #106 - Sarah Sherman and Ben O'Brien | Full Episode

what's up gang we have an incredible show for you with two favorites benny butt
cheeks and
sarah squirm sarah sherman coming up right now but i want to tell you tickets
are on sale for
the dreamboat tour me and eldest are hitting the road we're on a tour bus just
two plus size
eastern europeans on the opening road i'm going to be doing shows all across
the west coast the
midwest the south and hopefully later in the fall we're going to add east coast
dates as well but
right now go to stavi.biz get your tickets all new hour nothing you've seen on
netflix nothing that
you've seen on youtube it's all new stuff and it's going to be i'm pumped i can't
wait to finally get
back i took the year off i'm coming for you so get your tickets right now and
let's start the show
opa welcome everybody to stavi's world 904-800-STOV call in we'll solve all
your problems
wow it's december 9th i'm here with my good pals sarah and ben welcome back sarah
this is your
third time on the pod how does it feel well i feel like i showed up on time it's
good you did i did
and it's an early recording tell the class how early it is it is 10 right now
it's 10 18 a.m that is
early that is early which means i had to wake up at like 8 30. and you were you
were on you were live
on television mere days ago just not even 30 hours ago or maybe 40 hours ago
and we're discovering that
the celsius that i have been drinking before that show is affecting me 30 hours
yeah yeah bet is actually
some some people don't know this about the cheeks and by the way how does it
feel not being in the
cheek zone it's horrible dude it's so dense it's so weird seeing your eyes on
the podcast it's so
dense being in the 3d world he's in the cheek zone in a different dimension oh
he's usually coming to
the podcast from a different dimension and sometimes we get trapped in the
cheek zone i see when he's
powerful when he's at his most powerful he can trap the whole podcast in the
cheek zone he goes
about saying you've narrowly escaped it today he's every now and then i come
out to the real world for
very special guests yeah we used to be roommates of course oh yes during the
pandemic we were roommates
roommates you slept in the same we were in the no no we had studio we were
studio mates yeah
sarah had a studio in my garage i remember that during the pandemic and then
you left for snl
you know and i auditioned and i was like in the we was this like freezing cold
garage you auditioned in
the garage i auditioned via zoom no i auditioned in real life and then went to
the garage gotcha and
i was like lol i'm not getting snl yeah yeah and then yeah i remember ben
saying that like can you
believe it they would ask sarah to audition and then we laughed about it and we
were like that
fucking bitch no way you guys were like you're gonna get it no i was like i was
fully like you're
getting it yeah well but but that the reason you said it is because you didn't
want her to get it
and you're convinced bad no i just realized it all just kind of came into it
came into crystal clear
view yes and i was like oh you're like lauren's got his juice back he's gonna
make some good calls
yeah he's gonna get the cash is gonna be good at first i was like no one will
ever hire sarah to do anything
yeah she looks too crazy she's got too much of her own thing she's too much of
an artist
you know he he's he's cracking lies and making laughs right now he's the only
person in the entire
planet who ever believed in me wow that's beautiful ever in my life every time
you were
you every day he said i was a superstar yeah wow and i was right i manifested
well he wasn't let's relax
superstars a little strong you're good let's not get ahead of ourselves
by the time this comes out i will have done a poorly attended show in asheville
north carolina
on tuesday november what's tuesday no 19 19 thank you i really hope people have
come to that by then
yeah we yeah we and maybe in the future we will you will do the show in a way
that helps you but for
now you know it's all about me and eldest having a past having a pre pre record
episodes so we can
get one week off in december we're almost caught up all the way through july
2025. that would be awesome
dude you know we should do for real we should just pick random vault episodes
and like like record one
next week and then release it in fully two years from now that would be fun the
time capsule app all right
that's right we have to make our predictions for what it's like oh oh that's
good i mean goes
without saying flying cars awesome yeah flying cars two years oh yeah flying
cars baron trump is
president and he's shorter and he's shorter he made a deal with the devil to
take some of his shin bones
for him or for his father's immortality did he take hgh or i don't know how do
you go how do you go up
in the sky so fast okay well maybe trump turbocharged his old nut together oh
maybe he maybe he injected
hh into his nuts that's true that's true maybe i mean we also don't know what
melania is packing
right with other people in her family yeah where she's from serbia yeah luca
donchich is from serbia
so she has some basketball players so there's a tall person in that same
country we're getting closer
yeah there's a couple dude we're getting warm and eldest just googled why is
baron trump so tall
you're like you don't get that tall like from regular you get it like your mom
has to be
drinking this is literally six four and he's he's they're refugees some might
say six six okay this
guy's six seven but when when when a race of people is is in trouble like this
they're they
start creating huge people oh like eldest you know oh oh his mom his mom's womb
could knew that
they were under duress yeah so they need a big homunculus to to protect them i'm
the last hope for
the future of albania were you always big and tall yeah do you have to get
special pants i always wondered
no i mean there's a big and tall store of course what do you mean what do you
think they do
you think between you and eldest he's the one who needs special clothing you
think he has a harder
time finding his outfits you know what's crazy i'm actually even you don't even
see the full outfit
i believe it yeah there are other even shirts going on underneath this and it's
just for me i respect
that there's a there's a mickey mouse tie underneath i see the ties peeking out
and i like that just for
me it's not for you it's not for you it's not for you it's for me when did the
dumb dressing start
what was the first time oh how old were you well like 12 12. i mean yeah i mean
even i have memories
of going through like my grandma do you guys hear my voice right now by the way
do i sound amazing
you sound raspy you sound regular sexy i know you sound regular to me i'm not
hard ben is but go ahead
i'm not fully hard it's a free episode give us a percentage dude you can't feel
sexual towards me
no no no no no no i don't i don't that's how you feel about everyone sarah you
don't want any
sexual attention from anyone no i need it badly you need it yes badly and you've
got three layers of
mickey mouse because that's the challenge you know what i'm saying it's like
what kind of mental
gymnastics can i force people to do right right right because here's the thing
i'm gonna i'm gonna say
this right now please under four shirts and a mickey mouse tie one of the most
amazing bodies you've
ever seen i don't know about that yes man i don't know about that legs no
chance no stop amazing happy
trail no tits hunchback spine out it's incredible you've seen it uh some of it
yeah yeah i really do
have to say you you i i'm more attracted to stav probably than i am to you
damn dude i guess it'd be hard but i guess i'd pick sarah but i would i would
have to really
take the pros and cons list and figure it out perfect perfect face hangnails on
every finger
eyebrows that meet in the middle i'm pivoting to supermodel after this i mean
they do sometimes
make you look presentable when you have to play like a dumb on snl they blonde
me out when you have
to play like an hr manager i'm like whoa hey she's a human being yeah she's not
a little gremlin
isn't that nice she's that little gremlin that got loose in a community theater's
wardrobe room
i did growing up i did get a lot of my clothes from the theater you still get
your clothes from
my child like halloween websites and stuff yes this is true and one of my
favorite clown suits ruby
and i might be getting her in trouble for this ruby mccallister worked at a
elementary school
and she stole one of the like kids clown costumes from like the the like rummaging
around box for
the like kids dress up just for fun she stole one of those yeah just for fun
box and she stole one of
those it's one of my most worn classes i see that speaks to the like the power
of my body it can fit
in a lost and found child that's true you know i'll give you that you have a
child's body
if a child was a pog if a child was a pog
how do you think they count as a pog oh you think you i don't know i will
support you in whatever
you want i'll say this i have typed pog into a number of search bars never has
your body type come up
big fat legs well i would say big and fat we can't see all the stripes yeah
that's true you're wearing
camouflage yeah i'd like to see you guys snl snellified i'll see what are you
talking about i'd be
hot give me a little wig give me a beautiful full head of hair ben i mean ben
ben would be a real
problem ben's a piece of ass he also has your disease of dressing stupid to not
be taken seriously
by society i know and he's ripped ben is jacked the suspenders he's ripped ben
is sexy dude ben
is a hot piece of ass absolutely i saw him without his shirt i was like what
the why is ben so cut
he's got abs and dude if ben put on like a suit and like got a hair trend like
if if we made him
if we made him like i mean he doesn't need a hair transfer but i'm saying if we
gave him the
substance for example right ben would be the best substance out of all of us no
question no because
i think he would look weird with hair i don't know he has the perfect little i
have a good head for
being bald but i do love to wear a wig you forget how much hair you know i have
considered starting
to wear wigs you should for fun like as a hat if your head's cool well any i
used to teach like kids
and we like you know we do film so they were young you're not no no these were
children oh really and uh
we would put colleges children and the kids would always say someone would
always be like oh my god
that looks so good like i put on like a silly wig they'd be like oh my god you
should wear that i
would think you would look creepy and like wouldn't it be weird if i just came
in the next day wearing
this just not that that's yeah there's the the the uh just trying to pull it
off that tim robinson
sketch about how you've been wearing a wig and you want to go bald and then
they hire the gorilla to rip
to rip your hair out or the that's a really good idea yeah don't you think the
eyebrows speak for
themselves ben's yes look he's a sexy guy i'm telling you we all agree ben's
hot ben's hot
sound off in the comments which of the four of us would you guys like to the
most
we're doing we're doing and here on december 9th the beginning of holiday
season it's objectify
stabby's world month all december talk about how you want to slurp us up uh but
yes you were the
fucking we with some hair and a fucking suit an oxford tucked into some khakis
i mean did you have
what was your hair before it was disappeared it wasn't good it was it was very
fine and thin
and not like it was thinning i mean i started thinning very young but it's just
like when i went
bald i was like this is liberating yeah was it this color no no it was a little
bit lighter than that
so that's so odd isn't it it's like kind of light brown it was very wispy sure
if i really grew my
mustache out i wonder what color it would be blonde probably no i 