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Stavvy's World #118 - Amy Miller | Full Episode

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. 904-800-STAV. Call in, we'll solve all
your problems.
As you can see, we got a little travel episode here. We're in our beautiful Los
Angeles studios
at Bad Ladder. Shout out to the mysterious Mo. Eldis is actually here this time.
What's up, everyone?
I made him leave. He was going to spend quality time with his wife, and I said
no.
Come to Los Angeles on a last-minute flight.
I gotta go to LA for like 72 hours.
You gotta go. We have to do podcasts, and it's last-minute, and so you will
have a middle seat in Delta,
and it will probably be $700, so I can't put you in Comfort Plus, big guy.
Sorry.
It's my job, babe.
My seat coming here was 55E, so I was back by this chair.
That's good. That's high numbers good, right?
It's bigger.
It's bigger. Yeah, we thought it was like in pant size.
Like, oh, sorry, Eldis. We tried to get you in the biggest size we could.
Top size.
So, yes, don't freak out. Don't have an autistic meltdown because it's not the
background you're used to.
We love the studio here. We put a little touch, some touches of home.
Home country.
Yeah, of the home country.
And this gives us an opportunity to get some of our pals from Los Angeles on
the show.
Mix it up for you guys, because we're going to go on tour.
We want to have, we want to get, you know, little, little different flavors
going in.
Today, we have my buddy, Amy Miller.
How's it going?
Yes.
Thanks for coming.
Christos Anesti.
Christos Anesti.
Yeah, this will be the Easter episode.
I don't know when it's coming up.
Yeah.
It actually may be, dude.
Who knows?
I was jealous that you dressed for Thanksgiving with Caleb, and I wanted to
come as, like, a sexy Santa.
But then I was like, what if it comes out in January?
No, this isn't, it is, well, it's not coming out.
It is January, Amy.
As you know, happy 2025.
We just were all having a great time at the famous Los Angeles ball drop
ceremony.
Do you guys have anything?
We're going to the inauguration tomorrow.
I'm pumped.
We're flying, that's why we had, we only had 72 hours for elders to get here.
We had to get to the inauguration ASAP.
We got plans.
No, no terroristic threats to our great next leader.
It'll just be nice to see such a vital power exchange from Joe Biden to Donald
Trump.
Strong handshake.
Strong, strong handshake.
I do hope Biden does something really fun at the inauguration, which is soon or
has just happened.
I hope they have some sand for him to walk on.
That's my favorite.
Yeah, good for him, man.
He's going to, he's, he's not going to make it to the mother, who's the mother
that won't die?
Strong Sermon?
Jimmy Carter.
No, he died.
No, he's dead.
He's dead, his, his half black love child came, came out to light while he was
being racist as hell.
He just fully was having sex with a black lady.
I can't believe it.
That's so weird.
Yeah.
That must be the only instance of that happening.
Of someone fucking someone they hate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I guess, can we, should, I guess, should we get to your dating life?
Is that the, is that a, is that a perfect, is that a perfect segue?
My dating life is going great.
No, now it is, right?
I'm locked up.
Have you, yes, that's, that's very cute.
Have you, have you been, what about before?
Because this is a very sweet guy, met your, your current beau.
Yeah, I, I've been in like a few long-term relationships.
Are you a long-term relationship gal?
I mean, I will for the right person, um, but in between, you know, I really get
it in.
Let it fly.
Yeah, I was realizing, um, I don't think I've ever told you this, but a special
nugget for
you.
Yes.
During my, um, mid-2000s?
Yes.
Hallow days.
Mid-2000s, nice.
I did make love with a Baltimore Raven.
Wow!
You haven't seen this the first time I'm hearing this?
I was saving it.
Are you kidding me?
You saved it on camera to see my actual delight and glee.
That's, we would have been, you don't understand how much closer we'd be right
now if the first
time you met me.
I'm surprised I never told you.
Oh, if you, if you had dropped that, like, like, hangout three or four, we, I'd
be in
your, I'd be the best, I'd be officiating your wedding, you know what I mean?
We should be closer anyway.
We should.
This helps a lot.
I don't even, okay, I'm obviously not gonna say his name, I'll tell you after,
but I don't
need, I don't think he saw a lot of game time.
Sure, sure, sure, that's okay.
It was confirmed that he was a raven at the time.
Okay.
He was a very nice man.
Mid-2000s, okay.
And, and then he, he hopped around a lot of teams, but I don't even know if you
would
know his name.
I, yeah, I can't, but you know what, but while you had sex with him, he was on
the roster.
Yes, absolutely.
That's huge.
But he had an apartment in New York.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Wonderful man.
Great guy.
I mean, I survived a one night stand with an NFL player.
That's fun.
Good for you.
What a smart way to be loose in New York.
Oh, that's good.
No, what could go wrong?
No.
Just an NFL player.
Just, yeah.
Just the sport where they have so much head trauma that one of the most famous
running
backs of the 70s murdered his wife.
And, by the way, you know the NFL vaporized OJ Simpson's skull the second he
died.
You know they had a guy throw a fucking grenade in that medical examiner's
office.
The fucking CTE he had in those, like, 70s aluminum helmets just banging his
head back
and forth.
I feel like they just took him out and put table salt on it and it dissolved
like a slug.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
It was so toast.
Oh, man, yeah.
This guy seemed very aware of, like, the possibility that a woman might be
afraid of him.
Sure, that's good.
Like, he was just so, like, is this okay?
Right.
You know?
That's good.
Consent.
It's new to the NFL, I guess.
Yeah, they had just gone over that in the mid-2000s with the NFL players.
They were like, all right, from now on, boys, start asking.
Just in case.
Just in case.
All right, we used to only tell this to the starters, but now we'll even tell
the bench
players that you need to get consent.
Yeah, it was whatever year in the mid-2000s, he would have had, like, a lot of
rhinestones
on his back pockets.
Oh, okay.
You know, those, like, horseshoe pants that are sparkly?
Lucky, uh, lucky, uh, lucky, lucky, lucky seven?
No.
Oh, I feel, yeah.
Lucky, it's just lucky, right?
No, that's one of them.
Oh, okay.
I don't know, but.
Something Buddha, the Buddha is the.
Trues?
True religion.
Oh, yeah.
The true religion.
A lot of rhinestones.
And I do believe there was, there's a brand that has lucky somewhere in there,
but yeah.
Yeah, we.
Top, tap-out era shirts, too, rhinestones on the shirts?
I think he had almost like an Affliction shirt.
Yes, Affliction, tap-out, beautiful.
Yeah, with, like, a big cross.
And that was, for you, that was awesome.
Loved it.
Yeah.
I mean, it's so sparkly.
It drew you in, and then you saw the muscles.
We watched Soul Plane.
Awesome.
A little hint there.
He won't say his name, but a little, some breadcrumbs.
Various, too.
Now I just sound racist, but he also made a guess.
I haven't watched Soul Plane with a girl I fucked.
That is actually true.
It's so funny.
It is a good, it's funny, it's a funny, like, uh.
I felt safe.
It's also a funny document to show people, like, who weren't.
It's like, yeah, Kevin Hart, this is before he was famous.
It's like a fun thing for people who don't know about it.
And it's, it's a fun movie.
Yes.
It's really a good time.
But he also made, like, a rum punch.
Oh, his own rum punch.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
It was nice.
He was such a gentleman.
Yeah, this is, like, pre-Uber New York, so he, like, called me a town car.
Like, that's a classy move.
Yeah, moments after he busted.
Get on the train.
He was actually on the phone while having sex.
No, I'm kidding.
He seems nice.
I slept for a little bit.
Well, I just, he was like, all right.
The health, we won't refill the health bar, but we'll get you halfway before we
leave you.
Slept for a little bit.
This may be the funniest option.
She needs some rest.
She needs some rest after taking, after taking this kind of affliction pounding.
After taking this rhinestone jean pile driving.
That's nice.
I'm not even really, like, a, I don't, like, hook up with strangers.
I don't judge, obviously.
Sure.
But it's not, like, my thing.
But I don't know.
Yeah, come on.
Like, mid-2000s, New York.
Mid-2000s, NFL player.
Yeah.
That's fun.
That's the worst choice you could make.
I don't know.
It's for the, for the, in terms of the bucket list, like, look back fondly on
some dickings.
That's a fun one to have there.
It was really fun.
Yeah.
He was really, he was really nice.
Yeah, exactly.
Nice guy, athlete.
I don't know if there's, like, I guess for, what's the equivalent for, I mean,
guys, it's just literally hot, any hot woman.
I don't really care what her profession is.
But I would love to hook up with a professional athlete.
But I don't think it's the same, like.
What sport?
I'm open, sister.
Yeah, honestly, I would love that.
I would love that.
I have no, I have no problem talking to a taller woman.
I think it's fun.
I think it's actually.
This is what I love about you.
You're not, like, basic in your choices.
No, no, no.
I think it's a mark of strength.
And in fact, one of the things I, one of the pictures I admire most, or a
couple, or, like, an image I admire most, is a short man with a hot woman who's
just towering over him.
And he doesn't give, there's Joe Pesci with, like, his wife in the 90s.
And he's, like, truly up to her tits.
And he's the man.
He's, it's cool.
Yeah, how comfortable would that be, though?
And that's the other thing.
I don't get to really feel, uh, I don't really get to feel held.
Even when, even when I've had girlfriends do the token, you know, little, make
me the little spoon there.
I mean, their arms are not getting all the way around.
These girls are not.
If I get a girl with a real wingspan.
Olympic shot footer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, they're a little stocky.
I need, yeah, I need length.
You know what I mean?
I need somebody to be able to get the whole stomach from behind.
I've never had that.
Maybe volleyball.
I'm so open to all of these.
You have no idea how much I would love to be a WNBA husband.
That would be so sick.
That would be so awesome.
I'm on fucking courtside.
You're just, yeah.
Let's go, baby.
Come on.
Fuck this bitch.
Geared up.
Just talking shit.
I love hoops.
I love talking shit.
It would be the dream come true.
And it's like, all of them are taller than me.
Yeah.
There's not a sick, well, I mean, maybe there's like a guard in the WNBA that's
my height,
but it's like, even guards are like 5'10".
Yeah.
I love this idea.
So I'm open to it.
And then, yeah.
A jack.
I like that you like the spice of life, you know what I mean?
I'm all over it.
Give me any, give me any.
I appreciated when you told me at an airport that you would buy stock in my
pussy.
I did, because I, because you're a great.
I meant so much to me.
Because you got a good, you're a great, you're a great hang.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And I just felt like, because you met that, because I remember you just met a
random,
your current, if we can divulge.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I tell a joke about it.
Yeah.
Your boyfriend was just a guy in a different city.
In Nebraska.
In Nebraska that you, on Tinder, found.
And this guy has pretty much uprooted his life.
Yeah.
To be with you.
And that's, if that's not worth buying stock in, this man left the cornfields.
He left the quiet, the quiet of the Midwest to put up with a big city.
If that's not a pussy worth buying, getting some dividends in, I don't know
what is.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, some long-term, reasonable options.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, look, it's not, you're not going to get rich overnight.
It's not that kind of stock.
No, no, no.
You got to wait it out.
But you want it in your portfolio.
Long game.
It's going to pay overtime.
It's coming.
He's also the best.
He seems awesome.
I don't deserv