Name: Stavvy's World #128 - Robert Oberst and JP McDade | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #128 - Robert Oberst and JP McDade | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-12. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #128 - Robert Oberst and JP McDade | Full Episode

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. 904-800-STOP. Call in and solve your
problems.
We're in the Mobile Command Center. Stavi's World is mobile. We are in an undisclosed
location.
- Off the grid. - We're off the grid. You'll never find us.
- The address is... - Yeah, come to whoever's in this Airbnb months after we've
left.
This is from the vault, folks. This is the beginning of the tour.
We're pumped to have, on the couch, Robert Oberst is here.
Elvis, we're trying to add a new cheer.
- I appreciate it. - It's a little more diffuse.
The other one is like a stadium. This is like eight guys are happy. Robert's
here.
- I know, I know. - I think that's more realistic.
- Yeah. - Yes. We have Robert here.
Of course, Jimmy Mack, JP McDade is here. He's opening on this leg of the tour
for much of the beginning and the end.
So we figured, let's get him in here Ed McMahon style. He's the sidekick
whenever he's here.
And we're thrilled that... - I'm blind drunk.
- Yeah, and he's so drunk. I told him, you can be on the tour, but you have to
relapse.
- I said anything for Mr. H. - I'm like, JP, you want this $85 a night, or do
you not want this $85 a night?
- Bring me my medicine. - Do you want to split bunk beds with Eldus every night
for $85 or not?
This is a real show business opportunity for you.
- I'm Eldus' human nightlight. I stand next night bed. And flashlight.
- From the inside. - Hey, I wear many hats on this tour.
- The booze helps now. - Loosens it right up.
- Yeah, we're pumped to have Robert here, but thanks for coming, dude.
- Yeah, I'm excited to be here, man. Thanks for having me. - Hell yeah.
- There's three strong guys.
- Three equally strong men on a podcast. - A lot of sexual energy on the
podcast right now.
- It is awesome because everyone on this tour, you know, I'm, well, let's say 5'7".
You know what? I am actually 5'7". Here's something that annoys me. I actually
am 5'7",
because everybody who says they're 5'7" is 5'6".
- I like that you said it like a negotiation. We'll call it 5'7".
- Because I was about to be like, I'm 5'8", but that's me lying, right? Even
though...
- You give yourself a quarter. He's like 5'7".
- Even though with shoes on... Look, when I go to the doctor, they weigh me
with shit with my pants on.
Why don't I get to say 5'8" with shoes on? - You get it on the other end.
- Anyway, the point is I'm 5'7". I have no... You know what? I don't even give
a fuck.
I have no shame about it. It just pisses me off because everyone who says they're
5'7" is 5'6".
But on this tour, Eldis is 6'5". Big Dick Saxon, who you guys have met on the
Patreon Busboys Volume 1.
He... How tall are you, Sax? 6'5". JP is 6'7", and Robert is not only gigantic
6'8".
- 6'7" and a half. - 6'7". Wow, what a gentleman.
Hey, you know what? I'm 5'7" and a half. How about that?
- People get really crazy about it. Like the way that line at 5'7", like guys
really...
- Yeah, you don't want to be... - Really get edgy.
- You don't want to be... It's really... And some people... Some might argue it's
5'8", and they're wrong.
5'7". Thank you. Thank you, Rob. - It depends on the humidity.
- Yeah, it depends on how high my hair is. - So good.
Honestly, if it makes you feel any better, you're all the same to me.
- Thank you, dude. I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah. We're all... - You could be 6'1".
- Yeah, that's true. And I love that. - We're all basically first graders to
Robert.
- Yeah. 6'7" and a half. A hulking gentleman. Top... Top 10... A former... You
got top 8, right?
- I got top 10 twice. - Top 10 twice. The world's strongest man.
- Over the span of 6 or 7 years, too. So like... - Oh, wow.
- I was in the top 10 for a while. - Wow. You had stage power.
- It was one thing that I really fought for, too, 'cause like at the beginning
of my career, I jumped off and did really, really good.
And I was terrified of being a flash in the pan. - Right, right, right.
- So, you know, destroyed myself to make sure that didn't happen.
- Oh, yeah. You fucked your... What's fucked up right now?
- Oh, everything. I think the most messed up stuff is probably like my back and
my ankle.
My back... I have to be really careful about my back. It's what made me stop.
I was like, I was... Not to start this off on a super sour note, but...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were suicidal. You wanted to end it all.
- No, my daughter was in the crib. She's 16 months now.
And so she was in the crib and I went in there to get her out and my back
locked up and I fell on the floor.
- Oh, wow. - I was on the floor for like two hours.
- Holy shit. - And I couldn't get up.
- She's like, I'll never respect you. All those muscles and you can't protect
me.
- Yeah, that's what you worry about. But, yeah, so I made sure I... Immediately,
I was like, I'm never gonna do anything to put my back at risk.
So I do all safety stuff now.
- That happened to me once because I pulled a doorknob too hard.
- That literally... I threw my back up being like, "Ah!" And then I had to just
lay down for one day straight.
- It's horrible when your back goes out. It's like, there's nothing you can do
to get around it.
- No, no. - It's not what you want.
- We need exoskeletons. - Oh, my gosh.
- Yeah. - We need that shit, dude.
- We gotta evolve into some armor. - Yeah.
- Give us like the robot additives now, you know? - Yes.
- Get on it, man. - Body modifications.
I want rocket thrusters.
- You want thrusters? That would be fucking sick.
- Trying to make sure I can duck when I'm 40. I'm gonna need to be rocket-aided.
- That would be cool. I just want a back brace.
I want something to be... I want the back brace not only to help my back, but
also to...
When I fuck, just a thrust for me.
- Yeah. - That way I can...
And then, obviously, I think it goes without saying, you know, a splint,
some kind of mechanical splint around my cock to keep it hard, but it's still
my cock.
I don't want a mechanical cock. I want my cock to feel the pleasure, but I need
around it sort of...
- With like an add-on that pinches your legs so you last longer?
- Yeah. - Like you feel like you're gonna bust in it and you just...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe you can have metal around the shaft, but the head is my head.
So even if it's soft, the metal pushes my soft dick into a woman's pussy in and
out.
- It sounds dangerous. Just first thoughts.
- Well, we'll figure it out. We'll get nanobots.
- Somebody's gotta be on this. I guarantee somebody's on this.
- Yeah. It's crazy we haven't figured that part out yet, but...
Yeah, dude. Not only the World Strongest Man, but very funny on The Righteous
Gemstones.
We became friends. I was promoting my special while you were on.
I think we both kind of discovered each other's work at the kind of the same
time.
- Yeah. - Even though me and my brothers were...
When we were growing up, we loved watching World Strongest.
- Really? - So I'm sure we...
But you know, we were younger. We weren't like keyed into it.
It's just like a fun thing to watch.
- Yeah. - So it's like, I'm sure we watched you fucking pick up gigantic stones
and throw them over your head.
You know what I mean?
Because that was always a fun thing to watch and pretend like, oh yeah, one day
we could do that.
- That's its most marketable feature is when people are flipping channels or
whatever, you don't...
- It's incredible. - When you see a guy pulling a bus, you stop for a second.
You see a 400 pound guy with abs pulling a bus and you're like, what the fuck
is going on?
Like, it sounds like watching you guys compete feels like you're reading
something from mythology.
Where it's like, you know, the king brought the unstoppable giant to smash all
the Canaanites or whatever the fuck.
That's really where it started from too. Strongman, they say it originated in
Scotland.
Scotland was not allowed to have weapons or really train and stuff like that
because England sucks.
- Yeah. - And so...
- Fuck the Brits. - Yeah, all of them.
- Fuck. - That's a common through line in basically all of world history.
- Yeah. - It's like the English were being dicks.
- They're like, no, you can't have a gun.
We're gonna go have sex with each other and polish our muskets.
And then you guys, and then the Scottish had to get strong as hell.
- We're gonna get out some big fucking poles.
- We're gonna kill you with these rocks. - That's what it was.
It was rocks and stones.
And then one part of the competition would be like you had to be able to run to
a certain place with rocks and then run back.
- Yeah. - And that's where it all came from.
- Yeah. Just pure ass brute strength.
It's so cool.
- Who's gonna protect the king without any weapons?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sick, dude.
Yeah, that's it. And it's such an interesting thing to get like, because you're
right, it's the most channel flipping you're never gonna switch.
But it's like, it's crazy to think that that was just so your life.
- Yeah. - Like to most people, it's like a cool thing you stumble on and you
watch like four times a year.
- Stand up comedy.
- Yeah, it's basically like saying, yeah, most people don't give a fuck about
stand up.
Most people go to like four stand up shows in their whole life and three of
them are like, you know, bachelor party, bachelorette parties or something.
- Yeah, right, right.
- But like, that's crazy. Like, what even is it like to be, how do you, like,
what are the prelims for getting into, you know, what's the open mic version of
doing World's Strongest Man?
Is it just you go to a fucking parking lot and start lifting Corollas?
- Yeah, it's all over, all over America, England, Canada, it's huge.
They've got different styles depending on where you're at in the globe.
Like the Middle East and stuff does a lot of like rock lifting, you know, but
at the amateur level, that's what it is.
You pay, you sign up, you, you go in and you'll see these guys.
I mean, I saw a guy, I mean, I've seen these guys really hurt themselves,
really bad, really horrifically.
And they were just like, they had a nine to five, like they were here for fun
and paying to compete.
And like for the rest of their lives, they walk weird or whatever.
- Their shoulders and their hips are now fused together.
They no longer have a torso.
- I know, I can't tell you how many guys I know who have their low back fused.
You know, it's very common.
- It's like, no, I don't need a spot for this Volkswagen.
I'm good.
I got this.
- My back doesn't bend.
Yeah.
It's a lot of that.
But the, the guys who do it to be in shape and just have fun, it is really cool.
Like there's the camaraderie in Strongman is, you know, it's unmatched.
It's not like you're going to go to a CrossFit gym.
I mean, if you're really in shape, really jacked, you can go to a CrossFit gym
and fit in great.
And, and I'm, I'm being general.
I'm sure there's somebody out there that's like, obviously that's not the case
for them.
- Sure. Sure.
- But I mean, in general, when you do an amateur Strongman show, there's just
all these really big people that kind of lift seriously, but it's mostly for
fun.
And they're just cheering each other on having a blast.
- Yeah.
It's just so funny to do that, like for no money and to do it and like, to pay,
to potentially have no, you know, lose a couple vertebrae or whatever the fuck
is nuts, dude.
- It's crazy.
And there's a ton of people that do it too.
- Yeah.
Damn.
Folks, I've been a fan of Ridge for years.
They were an early supporter of my previous podcasting foray.
I have their bags.
I love the backpack, the duffel bag.
Most importantly, the wallet.
I have lost many wallets in my life.
I switched to a Ridge.
We're talking.
I got the safety base.
It's called base camp orange because I need bright fucking colors to wake my
ass up.
Am I looking, am I looking for a what?
Bam.
It's bright as fuck.
How can I miss it?
And here's what I love about Ridge.
They have an air tag attachment ready to go.
You know exactly where it is before panic mode kicks in.
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