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Stavvy's World #139 - Sarah Sherman | Full Episode

Welcome, everybody, to Stavi's World, 904-800-STOP.
Call in, we'll solve all your problems.
With us returning again, Sarah Sherman.
She's low energy, folks. She's hungover.
I'm hungover.
You had one martini?
I had one salty, dirty martini with, like, hella olives, and then I had a
burger.
Now I'm like, it's salt hungover.
Sounds awesome.
I feel terrible.
I texted you in the middle of the night, like, I can't do it.
I don't know.
You know when your, like, heart is beating too fast because you have too much
salt?
Who are you talking to?
I've spent, like, a decade feeling that way.
But what is that?
Was my heart beating because of the alcohol poison or it's because it was, like,
a full, like, towel?
Where were you? Were you anxious?
I was in my bed, not being, tossing and turning like this.
Why were you eating burgers and martini?
Because it's, like, I got dinner with fucking friends, for God's sake.
That's nice.
Sue me.
That's nice.
You shouldn't feel bad about that.
You're literally, you're hanging me out to dry.
Holy fuck.
What was that?
Wrong drop.
I liked that one.
What was the drop?
Holy fuck.
Oh, was that one of our alt-twisted, one of our alt-twisted tea drops?
Yes, it was.
No, not the twisted tea.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't.
Wait a second.
Don't worry.
There'll be more from them later.
Hey, I asked for a fucking cup of water.
I said, can I please have a glass of water?
And he gives me this.
Blur it out.
They're not a sponsor anymore, Eldis.
What happened?
It's fine.
We have no beef with them.
No, they just keep, they do something very shrewd, which is even after they
stop, they know
podcasters are lazy and won't get waters for their guests.
Maybe not podcasters.
Maybe, let's say, the podcast producer.
That might be something he should think about.
You've cooked me a full meal before.
Sure.
We made pancakes.
Pancakes.
Protein pancakes.
Protein pancakes, which we got to get back to making, by the way.
I know.
I'm on my, I also feel like shit because I had a lot, I've been a very healthy
boy this
year.
And, you know, we won't talk about, I'm Hollywood Halkis, as everybody knows.
I'm in another, another project.
We can't disclose the information, what exactly it is, but it's cool.
It is cool, honestly.
It is cool.
And I never say that to you or about you.
I know.
I know.
You can't even hate on it.
It's legitimately cool.
No, it's cool.
But the problem is, I've been healthy because I've, I've, my whole, I've like,
even when
we went on tour, we brought one of my friends to just basically like make sure
I didn't eat
too many snacks.
And like, I planned all this shit out.
But when you go, when you act in something, they got snacks everywhere.
And you're hungry all the time because your mind and brain want to be amazing.
So it's like, you have to feed it.
And of course, and of course I was asked to do something really hard.
Be a fat bully.
Of course, that was a really tough thing for me to do is bully the protagonist
of whatever
project I'm in.
So it would be insane if you showed up as Skinny Legend.
It would be insane.
It would be crazy.
You would have not been doing your job.
And if you're going to do anything, you're going to do your job.
I'm going to do my job.
So I had to have four Uncrustables a day.
I had to have.
I asked.
I'm a big Uncrustables guy for sure.
I guessed that.
I was like, let me guess.
Uncrustables.
Uncrustables are so fucking good too.
I didn't know that was going to be your Achilles heel.
They're so good.
Think about it, protein.
Well, not that much, actually.
Come on, a little bit.
Not that much.
A little bit sweet, a little bit salty.
No.
It's sweet and salty.
And I do get the strawberry ones because, you know.
Crazy.
Because that, I remember as a child, grape, you just always got grape.
Right.
When strawberry was available, that felt like going to France or something.
I was never allowed to have an Uncrustable.
What about just a regular PB&J?
Yes, I was allowed to have that.
But my mom said that I was like, you're going to just make a fucking sandwich.
Respect.
She was against the Uncrustables.
I don't think we had too many Uncrustables at my house either.
This is more of an adult thing.
I guess just philosophically, strawberry felt like a vacation.
Because grape was just what you always got.
Totally.
Or, and then when, you know, we got Nutella before everybody else because my
grandmother
would bring it back.
So that was very special.
A fucking hazelnut peanut butter.
Did you get fluff?
We never, we weren't a fluff family.
We weren't a fluff family.
Fluff house, Nutella, chunky peanut butter.
Oh, and fluff.
That's good.
Wow.
Marshmallow fluff, huh?
Yeah.
Interesting.
You know what?
What's your preferred jelly or jam or anything to this day?
I'm going to say something crazy.
Please.
Raspberry with a little bit of seed.
Crunch.
I like that.
I don't hate that.
Crunch.
I like that a lot.
Also, I don't think I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for real for like,
I think,
10 years.
And then I had one recently and I was like, damn.
It's good.
It's crazy when the jelly's cold.
Listen, grilled cheese PB&J.
Whoa.
They're the king.
I thought you meant a grilled cheese PB&J.
No, no, no.
I just mean the simple sandwiches.
They're kings for a reason.
You really can't beat.
They might be the best sandwiches.
Can I say something crazy?
Yeah.
Growing up crazy Jewish, for some reason, toast with butter was never in the
conversation
because I think it was just like breakfast, bagel, lunch, bagel, dinner, food
with bagel
on the side.
And you grew up on Long Island, so they're good bagels.
Yeah.
We were a Lenders family.
We didn't know the frozen ones.
That's what I thought was a bagel.
I don't even know.
That word meant nothing to me.
You see that?
It meant nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was a look of complete blank.
You have not even heard of it.
I went back to being hung over.
You fucked around with Lenders, didn't you, Aldous?
We fucked around with the package shit.
I don't know if it was like Lenders specifically.
Like, I don't really recognize this package.
No, they've updated their packaging.
Look up Lenders Vintage.
Damn.
Lenders Bagels 1990.
But they don't get crunchy.
They're soft all over.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Yeah, they don't get crunchy.
I mean, that's a big problem.
Those glass cups have crazy lead poisoning.
You know that type?
Helpful.
I'm helping.
Yeah.
I do remember those.
Like, the McDonald's cups had that, right?
Yeah, the McDonald's cups.
I have a Porky the Pig one.
Yes, go ahead.
Bagels.
Toast.
You weren't allowed to have toast.
Oh, so then when I started dating my goy boyfriend and we moved in together, he
was making toast
with butter all the time.
Right.
Crazy amazing.
But a bagel is essentially fucking toast.
Dude, no.
It's the same.
No, it's totally different.
It's crazy different.
You think it's more brittle?
You think it's more brittle?
That's the thing with toast?
But it's a flavor.
Like, toast flavor is even different than bagel flavor.
I think you're out of your mind on this one.
A bagel's got, like, egg glaze kind of.
Maybe.
I'm kind of with you, Sarah.
We always used to do, you know, when my mom was, like, feeling lazy to make
dinner, we'd
always joke around.
She'd be like, how dare she working all day?
I'd be like, the fattest son imaginable.
Having to feed a fucking son that eats more than, we were both obese children
and you ate
more than, like, four adult men.
Having to feed you after working all day.
Yeah.
And your sister.
Anyway.
But she would always, she would always do what we would call it, like, surprise
when
I'd ask Wood for dinner.
She's like, surprise.
It'd be, like, bread and butter with, like, feta cheese and, like, some salami
on the
side.
Oh, yes, dude.
That does hit.
And, like.
That sounds awesome.
I'm with you, Sarah.
Like, yeah.
Like, getting a piece of, like, Italian bread cut from the loaf or something
with, like, some
soft butter on it.
That's a completely different experience.
And, like, a thick.
It is not a completely different experience.
That's, like, a very thick, dense bagel.
It's literally, like, a different cuisine from a different country.
No, you're out.
You're, okay.
You're both taking it way too far.
I will give you that if you get a slender piece of toast that's very toasted
and almost
brittle, and then you smear the butter into it where it's almost, like, the
ratio is almost,
like, even butter to, like, bread because the bread is so thin.
Which you can never do with a bagel.
Then, that I'll give you.
That is a different experience.
Fine.
But the flavor is different.
Just because it's charred.
No, it's, like, bread is a different flavor.
Than bagel?
Yes.
Bread is different than bagel.
Yes.
How do you stand on this, Eldis?
I'm with her.
Oh, my God.
When I'm talking about surprise, too, I'm honestly not even thinking about,
like, toast, really.
I'm thinking about, like, fluffy Italian bread from, like, a big soft loaf.
Well, you've added a whole other fucking element to this conversation.
I like fucking sour.
But that's the thing.
Which I love, too.
Toast.
Untoasted bread.
Bagel.
They're completely different beasts.
A toasted bagel.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
Toasted bagel is very similar to toasted bread.
No.
Because your tongue, it's, it's, your tongue is touching the egg coating on the
outside of
a bagel when you eat toast.
Your tongue is touching this, like, raw bread.
You can, you can toast that out of it.
You can toast that out of it.
You can heat it out.
Now, I'm willing to give you, Eldis, one of the best things of all time.
You want to talk about being a fat little pig.
And I would ruin loaves of bread by just going inside and just taking the soft
part and just
being like, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,
nom.
And smearing butter on that shit.
Now, now we're, now that's a fucking delight.
Just, just grat, just gutting a fucking, gutting a fucking thing of sourdough
and just, nom, nom, nom.
I would say I don't even know what untoasted bread tastes like.
Wow.
I don't even think I would put that even close to my lips.
That's crazy.
No, a nice Italian baguette, or I'm sorry, Italian.
Oh, true, true, true.
Or a French baguette, an Italian, you know.
You know what?
I'm hungover.
I think that's bad.
You're moving slow.
What's that?
That's all right.
Well, that's beautiful, though, that you're two of your, would you say two of
your favorite
cuisines are bagel and toast?
I would say bagel and toast, but can't do dairy.
So the butter we're talking about, I mean, it's pathetic.
I mean, that's why, so I texted stop, I was in a blind panic.
First of all, he lives so far, I have to take the, I, I'm going to say the
address right
now.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
You get in the car, you're in the car for an hour and a half.
You're on, of course.
And so I'm like, got to bring a protein bar in the car.
I'm not going to make this hour long drive, whatever, fucking celebrity
lifestyle, took
a fucking Uber here, suck my dick.
That's right.
Yeah, that's fucking right.
That's right.
I put, I put this protein bar in my mouth.
I was so excited about this new protein bar.
I put it in my mouth.
I said, this tastes too fucking good.
This tastes good.
There's something wrong.
This tastes too fucking good.
Flip it over.
Contains milk.
Contains milk.
Immediately texted him, get the Pepto ready on deck as soon as I walked in the
door.
And I had, I greeted you with some Pepto.
It was amazing.
That's a friend.
That is a friend.
That is a fucking Pepto.
Well, we went through some fucking Pepto.
I mean, on the tour, I feel like, I feel like Pepto sort of kept it all
together.
That was, if we, if you eliminated one thing from the tour and everything would
come crashing
down, it was Pepto.
Because we couldn't shit on the bus.
So there was a lot of, like, you can't shit on the bus.
Just mental?
No, no, no.
Not mental at all.
It just smells like shit then if you shit on the bus.
Well, Eric Andre, if you remember wh