Name: Stavvy's World #144 - Dan Soder and Mike Vecchione | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #144 - Dan Soder and Mike Vecchione | Full Episode

Welcome everybody to Stavi's World 904-800 at Stav.
Call in, we'll solve all your problems on the couch.
Two Stavi's World legends, two Astoria Queen's legends.
We have two sets of male roommates, of former male roommates on the pod.
Me and LD, Dan and Mike, Dan Soder, Mike Vecchione.
This is roommate swinging.
You're going to go home with Eldest tonight?
I'm going to have a little Eldest and then a little taste of Stav, Russ.
Me and Dan are going to eat two pints of ice cream each tonight.
And Mike's going to yell me for smoking weed in the common areas tonight.
And the hottest part is they let us wash.
They let me wash a maroon.
Yeah, Soder's like, that's not allowed.
You can't smoke in the living room.
Oh, you didn't wash your dishes.
Someone's going to get single leg takedown.
Yeah, boys, thank you for coming.
Okay, we've had to address this on one other episode.
This actually chronologically will be the first time we address it probably.
This is going to be a big goodbye to Queens episode.
Honestly, I was like, ready to get emotional.
I know.
We were too.
And we were going to say goodbye to the studio.
It lives a few more months.
I've been having some disputes with the, you know, some, it does, it does, the
timelines might
not match with me moving the studio to the new apartment.
Greeks and landlords, oil and water.
Unless you become one.
Yes, that's the thing.
That's why not a Greek landlord.
Well, that's your final form.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
The landlords here for the background are Greek and Italian.
Yeah.
The landlords in Astoria.
Yes.
So you just know that.
But you ran head on into a problem because of landlords.
Because you went to the wrong borough.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
That's what I get.
Honestly, legitimately, I got this place that is too nice.
I don't belong there.
And so it's like.
Every morning you're Kevin McAllister.
You go, I made my family disappear.
Oh, dude, yeah, if you see the way the doormen still look at me.
Like, excuse me.
How many times have I gone, sir, can we help you?
It's like, I live here.
I love that you leave and it's just two Dominican dudes being like, yo, that
dude, definitely OnlyFans
producer.
They gotta check the building, yo.
I swear they fell in contact.
That's what they call it.
The late night dude, the door guys just being like, what are you?
And you're, and if you, you date attractive women, so you're going to be
bringing women over
and you're going to be like, yo, I told you, B.
I am actually pretty excited to, for them to just grudgingly, just to get more
and more
confounded about my lifestyle.
Yeah, you're going to blow their minds.
Yeah.
You're going to have a doormen going like, don't ever tell them what you do.
I know.
I always be very secretive about it.
And then it's like, so you, what are you, this is big.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you know, they know like the space.
Totally, totally.
They talk about, like door guys talk about apartments like horses.
Do they like know how it runs?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They go, yeah, that's 16B.
Yeah.
Get away from you.
Yeah.
How many times do you get an attitude with them when they stop you?
Look, I'm your boss now.
Yeah.
You work for me.
You work for me.
No, no.
I'm boss, baby.
I'm a man of the people, of course.
And I will be winning them over.
Are you, have you ever lived in Manhattan?
Never.
This is the first time for both of us.
We were, you know, living here for.
And that's why you were the perfect candidates to be the, like, to be my shepherds
from Astoria
into Manhattan.
As Mike, as Mike said on my podcast, he's like, I think we live there a little
too long.
Yeah.
Because there were people that were starting to bring it up, like comfortably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're like, so you guys just live together?
And we'd be like, yeah, we just live together.
Yeah.
And they're like, okay.
Can't two heterosexual men give themselves a bath?
You're Greek.
Isn't that your culture?
We all splash around together.
I didn't realize, though, that my little cousins definitely thought I was gay.
When I'd be like, well, my roommate, Mike.
And they're like, yeah, your roommate.
Yeah.
I mean, you gave it.
It's okay to call him your partner.
Yeah.
Uncle Dan, it's fine.
Uncle Dan, why are you being this way?
I think it's actually kind of cool you're gay.
What's that?
Yeah.
That's understandable?
What?
Yeah, it's JP's joke where it's like, it's actually way more pathetic to be
straight men in their
thirties living together.
It's really funny.
It's like.
Yeah, it was way, it was funny.
In a blue collar area, no less.
A couple of blue collar gays.
Yep.
The debriefing of women we would date to be like, I live with another man.
I dated a girl that didn't like it.
That she was like, what am I going to eat spaghetti with your roommate?
I don't know why.
In hindsight, a bar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But she refused to come.
She refused to step foot in Queens.
She never did one time.
She wouldn't come to Queens.
She went once and it was like when a president visits a third world country and
you go, you
know he wants more security.
Yeah.
Even though there is security, he wants more security.
She met me in Queens like.
Scared to be in Queens.
Yeah.
It's funny now, but at the time, Dan, you were like hurt by it.
Of course.
You were like, why don't you want to come to Queens?
It's not a leper colony.
I live here.
Yeah.
It's like a fucking great neighborhood.
Yeah.
It's got a lot of charm.
Totally.
Because I don't date other girls and they're like, oh my God, I love it.
And you go to the park and they're like, this place rules.
You go to the park, great restaurants.
Yes.
Yeah.
And once they get used to falling asleep under the train.
Yeah.
The train is.
I go, don't think about it like.
Think about it like.
Chuck, chuck.
Chuck, chuck.
And then she's asleep.
You're like.
Every time.
I know.
That is funny.
You literally lived under the train tracks.
My brother, when they would hit those brakes, it was a lot.
It was time to get up.
16 years.
Just hearing like.
You're like, I hope it was a person.
At this point, it better be a person.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You would root for us to stop the tracks for a half hour.
Then you go.
Oh, some peace and quiet.
Thank you.
And finally, some peace and quiet in that guy's life, too.
The best one was the most enjoyable thing is because we lived under the train
on 31st Street
was when a truck would turn off the highway and not read the sign that was like,
hey, you cannot be over like, however, like 15 feet.
And they would get stuck under the train.
It happened like.
I was there for 15 years.
I was there for 15 years.
I'd probably say it happened at least five times.
Wow.
Where you just hear like.
I did that with a rental truck.
See?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Luckily, I got full insurance on it.
Sometimes it's the people that are even the closest to it.
Fully insured, but I didn't.
I didn't clear the trestle.
Wow.
Fully insured.
You got to be able to clear the trestle.
Yeah.
Fully insured.
So I brought it back.
I'm like, your problem now.
That's so funny.
It's peeled back.
That's an interesting.
Should we like join a fucking demolition derby with a fully insured?
Like what's stopping you from crashing a car if you fully insure it?
That's genius.
Yeah.
You should play bumper cars.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't see you.
You go.
Oh, I saw you.
We should.
We should film an action movie.
Yeah.
We should film an action movie where we bullet holes in a thing and be like,
it's fully insured, pal.
You have to take it, Enterprise.
I think that's what Fast and Furious actually is.
They just did car chases and film the story.
He talked Vin Diesel.
He goes, it was all an insurance scam.
A lot of people don't notice.
I was ripping off all steak.
Yeah.
What a beautiful.
Yeah.
I mean, you guys, you weren't roommates for, what was it?
You lived there 16 years?
But it wasn't all 16.
We lived together 10 years.
I lived there 14 years.
Beautiful.
Three years past common law marriage.
Yeah.
Still binding.
Still binding.
I'm not taking you to court.
You got married to a lady.
That's true, dude.
You went and broke it, dude.
Wow.
I'm going to own that apartment.
You should ask for half, dude.
I'm going to go home and go to my Katie.
I'm going to go, guess who owns half?
Oh, that's right.
You're both going to marry Katie's.
Double Katie's.
We're at a TLC show.
He has my brother husband.
He's my brother husband.
Hey, it's fine.
You're not progressive.
Yeah.
How does it feel to be a married man, Michael?
Oh, my God.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
I love it.
Big changes?
Nothing really changed or what?
Well, we moved.
The apartment was a big change, and now Dan and I have a beef with whose doormen
are tougher.
Right.
So we go back and forth.
Also-
My doorman versus your doorman any day of the week.
You'll fight him.
As Vecchione explained it to me earlier-
You want in on it?
You're with your door people?
I think-
I like my guys-
He hasn't stoutered them yet.
But yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
There's a couple guys that think you have potential.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to see how strong they are.
There's an older man who doesn't respect me.
He does the night shift.
An older African man doesn't respect me.
I can't wait for you to have that moment.
When I get-
Because I don't like you.
What is your problem, Musala?
Goodbye, never come back when I'm moving out.
Musala, what is your problem with me?
I don't like who you are.
You always smell like weed.
Who are these women you bring?
Are they women you want to marry?
You are not living in a fearful way of God.
You are not doing this.
I fear that you do not believe in Christ.
You are a sinner.
That's so fucking funny that you guys love each other.
Yeah.
I hope so, dude.
He's at your wedding.
We had a big talk yesterday about the keys, you know, about the extra key.
See, I didn't get an extra key.
He doesn't believe me.
He thinks I lost it.
Oh, this is a real rom-com.
I love it.
Rom-com beginning.
Yeah.
He was an African doorman.
He was a crazy successful podcaster.
Looks like they're both getting ready for the night shift.
It's Kevin Hart doing a bad, it's Michael Blackson.
No, it's going to be, it's Will Smith's character from the NFL concussion movie.
Yeah, from Concussion Africa.
Yeah.
Concussion Africa.
Tell the truth.
You don't remember me.
Will Smith really, like, tried to get an Oscar.
Right.
And then he did, the day he slapped Chris.
It's crazy.
Like, I think people forgot he won the Oscar on those Oscars.
Yeah.
For King Richard.
For best male actor.
Yeah.
That's insane.
Because everyone's going, like, he's...
Everyone's just remembering the slap.
Yeah.
And they go, you slapped Chris Rock?
Yeah.
And he goes, anyways, I pretended to be another man.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Dude, if I were him, the first thing I would have done was, like, I was still
in character.
That wasn't Will.
That was King Richard.
That was King Richard.
Father of Serena and Venus Williams.
And I go, you're not your dad.
That's always the weirdest shit to me is when they do biopics.
Like, the people's kids have to be, like, yeah, I don't know, my dad didn't
talk like that.
Yeah.
He's like, you got to go out there and play tennis.
That's not how that went.
Yeah.
But then Will should have hosted a show, and then Chris should have went up and
slapped him.
Even Steven.
And they could have just been doing fake shows.
Oh, they're going, like, Spivey Spy?
Smacking each other back and forth.
That way, you don't even know what's real and what's not the first one even
real.
Yeah, it just becomes the modern version of Spy vs Spy, where they're, like,
dropping anchors on each other.
You have to keep fighting.
Wiley, Coyote, and Roadrunner.
Yeah.
But that would have been the funniest solution to that, if they just would have
made up right afterwards and then not told anybody.
And then Will was doing an award show, and then Chris smacked him.
I love it.
Go full kayfabe.
Yes.
He goes, here's how we're going to do it, brot