Name: Stavvy's World #146 - Feitelberg | Full Episode
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavvy's World #146 - Feitelberg | Full Episode' from Stavvy's World on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-15. Transcript available.

Stavvy's World #146 - Feitelberg | Full Episode

welcome everybody to stop his world 904-800 stop call in we'll solve all your
problems
we have my boy feidelberg on the damn couch right now johnny fights dude it is
my pleasure to be
here yeah like honest to god i see this background so often thank you it's a
genuine honor to be
here thank you very much of course yeah uh you got a series that's been out for
a couple weeks
is it less mascots or the mascots buddy you're asking the wrong guy nice doesn't
know the name
came here explicitly to promote this thing doesn't know the i just don't know
the print i think it's
i've been i say lay mascots i don't know if that's right oh if it's elliot oh
actually you're right
i don't fucking know either so you just for you it was a matter of french
pronunciation yes you know
that it's lay or less not the yes okay okay okay it's definitely okay yeah that
sounds right
did you take any french in school i did i was a spanish guy spanish i was
pretty good at spanish
lived in spain for a while you did yeah for like a summer okay um but when i
was in high school study
abroad oh in high school yeah so i studied abroad but i was in high school but
you went with like
you had like the whole host family thing yes exactly stay with the family that
like dude the
the the woman uh the mother i guess she's not my mom my mom actually i was
calling her my mom
and i was like this is my mom and i was like you better knock that shit oh wow
your mom got jealous
yeah she was like nothing she was feeling touched by by your spanish mother you
have one fucking mother
and she's over here wow that's awesome so it was like mom i want to fuck this
lady
like it's a different thing i'm trying to trick her seeing if i can mix her
maternal instincts
i'm hitting her with the edible complex smart dude smart uh but she they
fucking hated us it was me and my friend
really because it was like that's awesome it was me and my buddy we were like
17 60 i might have been 16
and like it was our first time ever in europe of course at least without
supervision and we were just
getting hammered all the time but then they also we were in salamanca spain and
they were i don't know
how it works in like madrid and stuff like that but in salamanca like they were
hard on siesta
like it was it was at 2 p.m yeah you're fucking going home and you're taking a
nap and we're like 17
year old kids not used to that so we couldn't fall asleep so we just get faced
in our bedroom
what years is this this is like this is uh i would say this is oh five oh five
yeah yeah i think siesta
culture is sort of i think in that it was still it was kind of the tail end of
it being all like
unfortunately i think globalization has taken the siesta from a lot of people
yes because greece was
like that too where when i was really little it was like you could not be
outside people were
pissed if you made any noise they're like excuse me we're we left our jobs at
the bank to come take
a nap at our house and you're met you're playing me and my brothers would try
and play like you know
we'd throw ball at each other we'd be playing fifa and yelling at each other
right now it's kind of
gone away i think but yeah dude you could not not sleep dude they were like
like we couldn't do like
we would like we're like we'll go to hang out in a restaurant there weren't
restaurants open there was
nothing you could do and i respect it i mean i think that's a better way to
live it's also like it's so hot
yeah you're just kind of like take a nap and that's why everything starts like
that's why you can't have
dinner until like 9 p.m or whatever 10 o'clock simpsons would be on yeah we had
one night she brought
out this dish and and i'm gonna be honest i was being an about this a little
bit sure but she was
very happy about this dish she made and she said well she invented it and all
this stuff
and it was just it was sausages and potatoes
i was like i i forget exactly what i said but i wasn't being a full asshole i
was kind of being a
fun ass sure again like there's a language barrier yeah yeah so i was like i'm
pretty sure the polish
invented this one and i don't even know if it's the polish or the germans or
whoever sure and she
fucking whacked me with the big spoon i hate you i mean dude i can't imagine
how annoying you must
have been like when you're 16 just like a little a fucking american you know i
don't know if they
got fucking redheads over there you know what i mean like like just just like
you know thinking
you're being sarcastic you're also getting like you know just drunk all the
time just like dude if an
alcoholic 16 year old sat down at your dinner table and insulted your dinner
yeah yeah yeah yeah you
fucking hate him totally no you'd be and it's like they're i feel like they're
like refined and
shit like that and it's like you know that's not what american teenage culture
is like no no you know
and also they weren't refined they weren't these ones oh yeah what are they
like well we would sit
at our dinner table would be like here very honestly very similar to a room
like this and a tv about
that size playing the simpsons 24 7. you were you staying with a family that a
spanish family that
loved the simpsons loved the simpsons dude that's like i have no idea why they
loved it so much i feel
like it was kind of just a cultural thing as far as like that town goes because
i saw a lot of simpsons
stuff there interesting and i mean it could be you know a situation where i'm
romanticizing in my head
and remembering more than there was but you're just blacked out you watched one
episode of the simpsons
yeah dude they love the simpsons i remember multiple times walking around being
like they
love bart over here dude yeah well bart is bart goes across country lines but
at the time right
wasn't i kind of bart huh wasn't i kind of bart yeah yeah yeah mart's funner
when you're like eight
he's eight no you're 16 dude yeah you're jacking off you're drinking you're
drinking all their wine
you're like putting water in the vodka like imagine i can't imagine how
annoying it is to
clean up your biological child's crusty sauce yeah some redhead from massachusetts
comes in
jizzing everywhere telling you your sausage sucks telling you this this thing
you're proud of sucks dick
yeah and you're like all right fuck you man no excuse me i absolutely i only
got hit that once but i earned
it so they it was you and your buddy yeah me and my best friend so it was like
the most fun trip i've
ever had that is pretty that sounds well and did they have like do they have
other kids how does that
work do they they they had a child okay i believe um there was certainly
someone else there and if my
memory serves me correctly it was their own kid okay yeah cool that's awesome
yeah i mean that is
i think that age going to doing that program seems strange to me like in
hindsight at the time i
remember being like whoa that's awesome i want to do that but now i'm like you
sent a fucking child
to live with a different fan like 18 19 is they feel like that's enough of
studying abroad is weird
enough but at least you're going to a institution yes going into a family's
home you don't know in
hindsight is so insane and it's like how do more people not get sex trafficked
doing that type of
like it just seems really it seems like something i i don't know i would be i
would be weirded out
sending like a kid even a 16 year old across the country with a different
family i i completely agree
with you yeah i i think there are times when it could work better because like
right if you're at
six say you're 16 and say you're 18 when you're 18 you're like i can do
whatever the i want all you
want to go do is drink yeah if that family had been like super passionate about
showing me spanish
culture i probably would have just rocked with them you know what i mean but
they they weren't really
they they did not like like it was clearly they were doing it for money oh it
wasn't like they weren't
like welcome to our home our place is your place like right right it was very
much like get to your
room we'll tell you when it's food time yeah lights out at 10. and i i can see
if they had been like
we love spain i we want to show you our spain i would have been more involved i
think so they were
just running a shitty hospital yeah yeah dude my my parents are kind of going
through that where
i'm the eldest of my siblings and my younger there's four of us and so my
smallest daughter
i'm not a small store smallest sister is out of the house now and my mom is
kind of feeling that
like a little empty nest syndrome the empty nest or stuff and she wants to
adopt uh a chinese baby
whoa and my dad is like are you out of your mind wow that's not i mean i get i
think that's cool
like it would be but it's like i get where your dad's coming from because it's
like i'm done yeah right
and you had four and it sounds like pretty spaced out right like how much
younger is your youngest
sibling um like 10 years okay so like she's out of she's been out of the house
and all but she's
just like now she's like very much her own right right like you know your early
20s yeah coming in
for laundry yeah taking a bag of oatmeal with you all that kind of yeah yeah
and you you grew up in
in boston i grew up in fall river um which is like 45 minutes to an hour south
of boston it's actually
like massachusetts and rhode island the border like fall river is the last town
you go through
in massachusetts yeah okay so you're so yeah you're like kind of in new england
and it's like
and what kind of why four kids seems like a touch too much four is too many
what in like the it's
funny you say that because i never thought of it like that yeah and then when i
hit probably like
eight ten or whatever it was like like we were a roaming baby factor yeah which
because my parents
are both from such big families that four wasn't big to me oh my parents are
both from i think it's
a seven and a six or an eight and a seven oh wow um and so like four i thought
we were we were
half-assed yeah literally right and uh but then i got older and realized that
my parents had planned to
have a big family like that as well and then my dad got testicular cancer after
four and the jizz went
bad couldn't have any kids anymore but then like um i don't know a couple
months ago nemesh patel was
on kfc radio and we were talking and he just had testicular cancer yeah and we're
like i was like oh
it's a bummer you can't have kids anymore and he's just like i can't have kids
yeah i was like wait
did my dad that was lying he's like sorry we can't adopt the chinese baby uh my
nuts don't work
yeah they said they won't give us a kid because my balls are all no they wanted
to have six
oh wow and after four my dad was like the testicular cancer i can't have any
more kids
whoa and and recently i've been like i think that dude could have kids fully
lying dude he was
fully lying so he had some after the cancer no no no four he had four then he
had cancer and then he
was like that's it i can't get no he didn't i mean four since yeah four is when
four is you're starting
to be out of your mind yeah three is the limb is the upper limit for normal
sized family right because
i think that's what happened in my family where my parents wanted two and my
brothers ended up being
twins were also test two babies so like that happens especially early on they
just there's the methods
were not sophisticated yeah so they would just put like 10 embryos in a woman
and be like all right
some of them will that happened to me like i i'm the sole survivor i fucked up
i fucked up nine other
embryos i ate them i absorbed them for nutrition and my brothers had a third
they were triplets and they
straight up eight you know like oh yeah absorbed the third guy yeah for real
they straight up absorbed
this um but i feel like three three is the upper limit of regular and three
even to me two seems like
it just seems like everyone should have two kids bec