Name: Stavvy's World #155 - Demi Adejuyigbe | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #155 - Demi Adejuyigbe | Full Episode

Oppa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, 904-800-STOP.
Call in, we'll solve all your problems.
We got Demia Dujuibe on the couch. Thanks for coming, big dog.
Thank you for being here. There's such a large audience in front. That's not
the sound of this.
Yeah, no, the bedroom goes back, dude. The bedroom goes real back.
We are here. This is actually the first time listeners of the show know that we
have since rented half of the studio
to our friends who just live here, but this is the first time they've been
going about their business
and are just in their living room listening to a podcast happen.
I feel like they should have free reign to pop in if a roommate would.
That's true. Just fucking be like, did you take, well, my roommates would be
like,
hey, did you see where my, insert literally anything, toilet paper, I mean, not
that I would.
Hey, we need to have a, I would love to just talk real quick about the dish
situation.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I don't want to be, I don't want to be that guy, but like we all live here, man.
Yeah, dude. I am a much better, my podcast is a much better roommate than I am
because I really,
I truly was, I, it's just, it's just, it's just reality.
I'm the guy who, I'm the guy who set the floor.
I'm like broken window theory.
Giuliani was like one broken window and it's like just crime just happens.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know that that's true of society, but in a fucking small apartment, one
guy doesn't
do his dishes.
Everything does.
One guy leaves a fucking shirt on the ground and believe me, I was the bad
element in every
single apartment I've ever been in.
I feel like I was always like, I got to keep the living room clean just because
that's the
common area.
But it would be like, the kitchen would be the place where I'm like, I'm trying,
but I also,
I'm like, I cook and I bake all the time.
So I'm just, at a certain point, I'm like, you got to accept it.
Of course.
You just got to accept that that's going to be that way.
Oh, if you have, we're talking communal goodies?
Yeah.
Oh, dude, that, they see, I would, I cooked, I would cook and use every fucking
dish.
I would use every, and there would be like one and a half servings for me.
And then I would be like, no one would get anything out of it.
And it would just, so your two options were, I'm trying to be healthy.
Let me fucking, you know, make vegetables and use literally every pan we ever
had.
And then while, be pissed off because it wasn't so good and not really clean
the fucking
thing, or I'm ordering so much takeout that it's like the trash is just filled
with, there's
a new bag of trash.
Do you feel like that is a measurement of like how you're doing where it's like,
I'm cooking
a lot versus like, I'm ordering takeout.
I'm not, I'm in a bad spot.
So I feel like for me it is.
Absolutely.
Well, there's no good spot.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're, we're at a six is the best.
Dude, literally for whenever, whenever I had, like, I don't think, cause me and
elders
used to live together for a while.
I don't know that I've ever been, I was going to say, I don't know that I've
ever been mentally
stable when I had roommates, but I don't know that I've just ever been mentally
stable.
Sure.
Like, I think that's the reality.
I mean, part and parcel for a comedian.
It's like, we're doing the best when it's just like, we're on stage a lot, but
that's
just because we're running from something.
100%.
Love running from everything.
Love being away from my thoughts.
Absolutely.
It stresses me out to be busy.
But like, when I see the calendar filling up, like the last couple of weeks we've,
I've
been trying to like plan and take it easy.
I'm useless.
In the next couple of weeks where we fill up the calendar, I'll, I'll be pissed.
I'll be like, oh, I'm so busy, but.
Yes.
And you have to talk about it.
Like, just like, God, I'm just, I need a break, man.
Totally.
The second you get a break, it's like, what the fuck do I do?
What do I do?
I need a routine.
God damn.
When I was, the last time I was living with someone, I had a roommate through
the pandemic
and it was like, I was baking every day just as a thing.
I needed a task.
I needed a thing to do.
You were a baking guy during the, we all went different ways.
You were a baking guy.
I was a baking guy a little bit before and then a lot during the pandemic and
still a
lot just as, I feel like it's like, it gives, I keep saying it's like micro dosing
control
where I'm just like, I have this thing that I have a task with.
It's very precise too.
Yes.
And it feels great.
And, but I remember there was one day I came home and my roommate at the time
was just
like, Hey, I reorganized the kitchen.
You're welcome.
And I was like, Oh no, you need to move out.
And I texted him like the next morning.
Just like, I remember, you remember how when we moved here, you told me that
you were going
to look for your own place.
Do you?
And he was like, yeah, okay.
And it was like, that was the breaking point for me.
I was like, I actually need to be crazy in this one square foot.
Oh, that's so funny.
Yeah.
He was like, Oh yeah, it's all good.
Don't worry about the measuring cups.
There's somewhere completely different.
He straight up was like, I was like, Oh, where are like the spoon?
Like the, the big spoons.
He's like, Oh, I put them away.
I didn't think he used them.
I was like, what the fuck?
What about that banana bread you've been munching on every other day?
You fucking piece of shit.
I baked all the time for both of us.
I was like, Oh yeah, take this.
And so the idea that he was just like, Oh, he's not using this.
I'm like, this would kill me.
I felt like, did he ever cook?
Occasionally, but not really.
Wow.
It also, it felt, I was like, that's the closest I'm going to get to feeling
like how, like a
mother feels where she's like, you don't appreciate anything I do, you little
shit.
Dude, that would fucking drive me insane.
I guess for me, the equivalent would be like, uh, Hey, I put, I, I organized
all the weed
and video game controllers.
I guess I'm trying to think like what my, or if you like put my, I put my pints
in a different
place in the freezer, that would piss me off.
I really was useless.
I mean, I don't think I ever on Christmas, I would buy a Christmas tree.
Like that was communally.
That was, I love that.
I feel like I stopped, uh, my parents, I'm always just like, Hey, you come to
California
and visit me.
Cause I'm like, I want to decorate.
I go home.
They're like, Hey, if you want to decorate, I'm like, I'm not decorating your
house.
So I'm like, you come to mine and I'll decorate my place.
But it was like, when I had a roommate, I was also just like, I'm decorating.
Cause I want to, I need to get in the festive season.
He's just like, cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll accept it.
What were you, how, like, what were your roommate's setups?
Were they like friends?
Were they randoms?
Was it like, ever since I've been in LA, it's been friends.
It's been like, uh, really good friends.
And then occasionally it's like, my friend will be like, two times it happened
that it was
like a friend would move to New York and then another like comedian would move
in.
And I feel like there was a time where it would be like, I think I'm like the
good luck
Chuck for comedians who then moved to New York.
And I hear about them like, oh, they're doing really well.
I'm like, God, that's great for them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They eat your fucking scones.
And now all of a sudden they got a development deal.
Exactly.
Yeah.
What are your, what are your go-to baking?
What are we talking about?
What's your favorite thing to bake?
What are some things you're excited about?
Some new ones you want to throw in there, but what's like old reliable?
If you really had to wow someone with your, with a baked good.
I feel like old reliable for me is like pies in general.
Like my friend, my friend's mom, uh, one of like one Thanksgiving, uh, when I
first met
this friend, he introduced me to his mom's mango pie, which is now a recipe
that's like
in the New York times, but it's like, I've got it down to it.
Like it's in my brain.
I can make it anytime.
Mango pie.
It's fucking good.
It's like a custardy pie with like a graham cracker crust.
Sometimes you make a ginger snap crust.
It gives it a little kick.
Good God.
It's really good shit.
I might need a second.
I'm getting, my dick is getting hard thinking about mango.
Let's get, let's go to a commercial break.
I've never even considered, man.
You're fucking blowing my mind at me.
I didn't think about it either.
And then you think it's like, it's going to be.
And it's a custard?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's like a gelatin.
It's really good.
Good God.
That's awesome.
Where's that, where are they from?
Where's that like from?
India.
Sick, dude.
It's really good.
All right.
So then you, so mango, I mean.
Mango pie.
If I came to a house and I saw mango pie, something I haven't even heard of and
it's executed beautifully.
Yeah.
That would be fun.
And it's like, it's extra impressive because it's like, it's not, you're not
Indian.
Right.
Like when you've got, when you've got a trick up your sleeve from a totally
different culture.
Yes.
You're like, I'm a learned world traveled man.
I, I, I completely nailed their like, like a friend's cuisine.
Right.
And you've never heard of it.
It's like, you're scoring, like you're scoring so many points.
And I'm just like, wow, this guy's so cultured.
And I'm just like, yes, I learned this in Eagle Rock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I learned it, I learned it 20 minutes down the road.
But yes.
Yeah.
Ooh, I love that.
Yeah.
The mango pie.
I also, I, I love pies in general.
I feel like when I get really excited, when it's like a, like a fruit pie that
I can actually
do like the lattice or shapes on top of, like an apple or a rhubarb.
Then you're flexing.
Then you're really flexing.
That's, that's really what it is.
I love when it's like a friend's birthday.
And I'm like, I'm writing happy birthday on it in the, in the pastry.
That's big.
Yeah.
It's probably, I mean, look, I don't want to tell you what to do.
I don't even know what your situation is, but you kind of got your proposal
ready to
go.
The problem.
Will you marry me in fucking pie crust?
The thing is.
You got to marry maybe a plus size gal.
I don't know what your tastes are.
I, you know what?
It's, it's, it's like the, that Louis Prima song, the bigger, the figure.
It's like, ah, I got a woman.
It's bigger.
It's like, I'm feeding her.
She loves it.
Honestly, dude, I would love to see you with a big, I think that's an awesome
couple.
Yeah.
No, I love it.
You and a big girl.
Yeah.
Everyone's just like, he can't handle all that.
I'm like, I'm smiling back at him.
I'm like, I can't.
It's true.
That is a classic relationship.
Whenever you see like some people that are like mismatched physically, you're
like, you're
always like, what the fuck's going on there?
And it's always something awesome.
Yeah.
You're like, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.
You're like, they're in love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they can, they can save money on mattresses.
They're in a twin XL.
They got plenty of room.
You know, I, the thing about like making like pies for women or something is
like, you know
that quote that's like, if he writes you a sonnet, he loves you.
If he writes you 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets.
Oh yeah.
It's like at that point, at this point, it's like such a thing that I do for
myself that
people are like, well, he does this.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
She would be like, oh, how many, how many pies have you baked for other women?
Piece of shit.
Yeah.
And the answer is a lot.
Yeah.
Both platonically and romantically.
A lot of times it'll just be like, do you want a pie?
I'm bored.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow, dude.
That's incredible stuff.
I respect that.
I, I dabbled in making my own pies for Thanksgiving years ago and it was a nice
experience, but
I've never gone back and you know, I'm more of a roast.
I'm more of a meat guy.
Totally.
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