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Stavvy's World #156 - Joe List and Robert Kelly | Full Episode

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stabby's World. 904-800-STAB. Call in. We'll solve
your problems.
It's a wonderful holiday week. Thanksgiving. And I'm here with my comedy father,
my comedy brother, Joseph List and Robert Kelly.
You're the only one not dressed as a turkey.
I'm not dressed as a pie.
The pie doesn't say mmm.
How about this? No, pie does this.
Okay.
More like this.
That's pussy.
That's you fucking the pie?
I like these microphones. It looks like NBC Sports in like 98.
Like this one OJ had.
Well, we're out here, folks, and it's got to be a windy day.
He's doing the weather for some reason.
Now he's a meteorologist.
Sports, they talk weather, you jackass.
Yeah, but that's your go-to example.
I couldn't think of it. What am I, a fucking Hollywood actor?
Fuck you.
This guy's all SAG now.
He's all, you know.
Yeah, I wonder where you were going to go with that, Bob.
I held it back because I know you have new friends.
I know.
You have new friends.
Yeah.
I love your podcast.
I love how you confront people on their fucking issues.
I don't confront anyone.
We're a confronter now.
I'm not a confronter.
I'm not a confronter.
I was nervous.
I am not a confronter, you fucking assholes.
I have my wife go over words I can't say this morning.
Yeah.
That might just be good for you in society, Robert.
It's probably good for my son.
Yeah, absolutely.
No, blacks are the best.
Gays are cool.
Everybody can be what they want to be.
Do what you want.
Do what you want.
You're free to change genders.
There's no God.
America stinks.
So far, so good.
You haven't heard a peep from me yet.
Beautiful Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Here's what we're going to check out from my beautiful guests and two of my
best friends
in the world.
Joe, what do we have to plug?
I made a movie called Tom Dustin, Portrait of a Comedian.
It's on punchuplive.com, the greatest website.
Of all time.
And my latest special small ball is on YouTube.
And I have a week, bi-weekly, no, bi-monthly, bisexual podcast called The Regs
with Robert
Patrick Kelly, Luis Jose Gomez, and Dan, Michael Soder.
I think it might be Michael.
Is it Michael?
I don't know.
Maybe.
I guessed one time and he's like, you're a good friend.
You know my middle name.
And you forgot?
Yeah.
And I was like, oh yeah.
Anyways.
I love it.
That's it.
Go look at all that stuff, Bobby.
Look at it.
Watch it.
Engage in it.
It's very funny.
Yeah, he is a very, I was in one of his films, 4th of July.
That's right.
Very good filmmaker.
You were very good at that.
You were both great in that.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Go to punchup.live slash Robert Kelly.
All my dates.
My special is up there live from the Village Underground.
And go to my YouTube page, youtube.com slash at Robert Kelly Comedy.
And my other special, Kill Box is up there and a bunch of my comedy stuff.
And of course, check out the regs.
I'm on the bonfire.
I have another thing, Bone to Pick with Paul Verzi.
I would love to have both of you guys on that someday.
Very fun, easy podcast.
And then, of course, YKWD, the original.
Of course.
I mean, the one that started all these fucking things.
It is hilarious that literally all of us lose.
Just get what I did, except way better.
Yeah.
And made way more money.
And I still have your honest guess, and it does nothing for a bump.
I mean, they don't even bump it.
I mean, anyways.
And I have, I have, I have, I'm going to be making an announcement pretty soon.
I have, I filmed last year, I brought three comics up into the woods of Canada.
And a lot of shit went wrong and a lot of stuff, but we're going to, I think we're
going to have something to show people.
And it's going to be very, very interesting.
Bob Grylls, your Bear Grylls shit in the wilderness?
Apparently, I'm not.
No.
With what happened up there.
And it's going to be, it's, but yeah, comedy, comedy camp.
Hopefully, we'll see the light of day this year at some point.
Hell yeah, dude.
Oh, Colin Quinn has, I wanted me to tell you, get out of the city.
Oh, yeah.
They want you back in Greekville with a bunch of fat people in Queens.
You're not supposed to be here.
I know.
I really have fucked up the natural order of things.
So do you have the place in Queens still?
Right now, we have the place in Queens.
My buddy is renting it, most of it, but we kept the back room as a studio for
now.
Do you have the other place in Baltimore, too?
I have a spot in Baltimore, yeah.
How many spots you got?
Those are it.
And then my fucking dad lives in a house.
So I'm the only person who loses money on real estate, but that's, I couldn't
be a landlord.
It's unethical.
What do you guys think of that?
What?
Well, I'm reverse trolling you.
Yeah.
No, I said it before.
I have to go on the offensive.
This is going to be a grocery store in a few months.
Well, by now, our mayor has taken power.
I welcome Sharia Law.
No, he won't be in power.
They would have had the election.
I want to say.
You're right.
He's won by now, hopefully.
I'm not really against Sharia Law.
Yeah, that's where you can tell your wife to shut her face, right?
Sharia Law is a, isn't she a backup singer?
Sharia Law?
She sang with the Stones on the 72 tour.
She's the one who did the rape, murder.
That was her.
I would love to have a wife stick.
See, there's some common ground, Robert.
Yeah, bring that Mamdani body in.
What's his name?
Zoran Mamdani.
Yeah, that's a good name.
It's a great, first of all, that is a good name.
Zoran?
That sounds like the evil guy in a Marvel movie.
No, he's the guy who made Tom Hanks big.
That is Zoltan.
Close enough.
No, it isn't.
Zoran?
Zoran?
Zoltan?
You don't like what this I can have a heart on the whole podcast.
I can't tell.
Are those your real feet?
I know.
Are you in the next Lord of the Rings?
What are those?
Are those joke shop feet?
I'm going to fucking...
I do have some Fred Flintstone style feet.
Wow, man.
Do you have slender feet, Bob?
Did getting fat, it didn't flatten your shit out?
It's funny.
I have a theory that people don't get fat in their feet.
I don't think the feet get fat, but so much structural...
Damage?
Yeah, it gets done where they flatten out.
My foot is as flat as it could get.
Yeah.
Yeah, carrying around fucking 19 babies for eight years flattened my feet.
Yeah.
I bet naturally you had slender feet.
You had very feminine features as a young man.
I did.
I did.
I agree.
I still...
Certain parts of me are still feminine.
Slender feet sounds like a Native American.
Oh, slender feet.
Joe!
Joe!
All right, all right.
Joe!
What?
Joe!
How is that offensive?
It's Thanksgiving.
We should be talking about the Indians.
Yeah, but it means something different to him.
We should be talking about the savages.
I mean Native Americans.
Oh, my God.
Hey, the noble savages.
I'm also wrong, but I'm doing like MSNBC liberal shit where it's still racist.
Oh, jeez.
Yes, we're here on beautiful Thanksgiving with my friends here.
What are we cooking this year?
What am I...
Well, first of all, I don't cook.
You've never cooked?
You don't have a specialty?
No.
The steak tips.
You grill.
You don't cook.
I grill.
Right.
Summertime, Bob's on the clock.
Of course.
You know what I'm saying?
Five, five, four, four, three, three, two, two.
Okay.
One, one.
Yeah.
That's how you cook a perfect fucking steak.
Oh.
I thought that was the contra code.
Remember?
Up, up, left, right.
Unlimited bullets.
No, Don won't let me cook at all.
I do do the dishes.
Do do.
Oh, okay.
I do the dishes on Thanksgiving.
That's good.
That's for a progressive of you.
But I don't cook at...
See?
Come on.
Get in, Mondani.
I don't want to do these dishes.
Hold on.
He's going to make it illegal for you, for men to do dishes?
That is awesome to be so racist.
You're like, yeah, all right.
He's Muslim.
It's all good.
We'll at least get to abuse our women.
No, I don't cook at all.
She cooks everything.
She has third generation stuffing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She knows how to cook.
She loves cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
Mm-hmm.
But, you know, so I just sit around and I just snack.
I love that.
I have my friends over.
Mm-hmm.
And then I do the dishes.
We had a very intimate Thanksgiving.
It was me, you, me, your family, and literally just Jim Norton.
Oh, yeah.
It was us.
It was just us.
Yeah.
And it was fun.
Every Thanksgiving for around 20 years, I invite comics who don't have anywhere
to go.
Yeah.
They come to my house.
Yeah.
And, yeah, I've had Louis over.
Oh, nice.
Welcome to Manhattan.
That's him making a grocery store right now in the front lobby.
Hey, we got bread.
It's got to be 50 cents a loaf when it comes out of your wallet.
Yeah, get in line.
Fucking guy sticks.
Do you really not?
I mean, we shouldn't get into this on the podcast.
Oh.
Come on, get into it.
Tell us how much you love this frigging guy.
He is good.
Yeah, he's good.
This is exactly what we need in New York City.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly what we need.
100%.
We need to stop sucking off these big businesses.
They're not going anywhere.
They need to pay their fair share, and we need to reinvest in public works.
And then next time this podcast, next Thanksgiving, this will be in Austin.
No.
No, I promise you it won't be in Austin.
I hope you wind up there.
If I'm going to a tax haven, it will be Florida for a beach.
Florida is the best.
I just came from Florida.
How'd you have a good time?
Lovely time.
You went on a nice...
This cruise you said sounds awesome.
I don't even want to talk about it because I don't want other people...
I don't want to get out there.
Oh, you don't want to spoil it.
I don't want people coming.
Well, you're saying that people don't know about cruises?
Well, this is a specific cruise.
What, a gay cruise?
That's right.
If you want a nice, low-key time, go to a gay cruise.
Let me tell you something.
What a fucking cruise that would be.
I mean, there'd be a lot of sucking and fucking...
Just to be gay, go on a cruise with all gay dudes.
They have that.
Every door is open.
Yeah, yeah.
There's no way they don't have a gay cruise.
Of course they do.
Yeah, I know.
Bob just wants to be gay.
I know.
Bob is a bisexual pretending he's a conservative now, and this wants to come
out.
What, they can't be conservative, bisexual?
Yeah, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
There's plenty of gay.
That's fucked up.
Gay conservatives.
You have to be a little...
Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham.
Yeah.
Donald Trump.
Yeah, Donald Trump's a homo.
That's what I'm saying.
How great would it be if Donald Trump was into ass play?
I think he probably...
He could probably dabble.
Could you imagine?
What his...
Look at his face, and then look at his ass.
The hole would be loose if his neck is any indication.
This sphincter doesn't have a lot of elastic left to it.
How terrible was that?
He was made Time Magazine, and they...
I know.
Because we all know this...
They gave him the neck pussy angle.
Yeah, they did.
It was fucking brutal, dude.
As people have had photos take at the club, can we take photos?
Of course.
They always take the...
And as a fat guy...
Tough fangs.
You look down, the guy's just looking up at you, and that's the one I'm going
to use next time.
They took the worst photo, but if you look at the photo on top of his head, it
looks like devil horns.
Oh, I didn't see that.
They put the M on top of his head.
Oh, that's fun.
So it looks like he has devil horns, and it's just...
He looks like Satan, if you look at it the right way.
It's pretty...
Yeah, he looks like an old woman in that picture.
Yeah.
I got to see him.
Don't we all...
Pull it up.
We don't have the TV anymore.
No, we don't have the TV out.
You got that, though.
You got that fucking construction out front.
That is true.
Fantastic.
I'm sure Eldys' wizardry will be able to hide it.
You got to love Trump, though.
Well, this is now months ago now when they tell us to do this, but I love when
they're like,
you think this will get you into heaven?
He's like, oh, I'm not getting into heaven.
I'll tell you that.
That was awesome.
He's like, Don