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Stavvy's World #158 - Beck Bennett | Full Episode

Oppa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. 904-800-STOV. Call in, we'll solve
all your problems.
We have Beck Bennett here on the couch. A powerful dude, the double B's.
The double B's.
Beck Bennett with a...
That's right.
They pop out.
The alliteration.
Beck Bennett.
Beck Bennett. It's my middle name too, Beck.
Oh, really?
It's my mom's maiden name. First name, Christopher.
Oh, dog shit.
That's dog shit.
Chris Bennett?
Forgettable, man.
Chris Bennett sucks dick, dude.
Yeah, they were like, that's actually what my mom said. I was like, when you're
so old, she's like, Chris Bennett sucks dick, dude.
There's no way to see that fucking lights in a big fucking movie. We'll go Beck
Bennett.
Beck Bennett.
Yeah, yeah, she fixed it.
Mother's maiden name, that's a power move. That's a feminist move.
Yeah, it really is. My son has my wife's maiden name.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, Hodges.
Hodges, that's a good one too.
Hodges is a cool name. It feels very last name, but it's a fun, fun option.
But it's not like, there's a couple of those, there's like Parker, like Hodges
doesn't, isn't quite dickhead, because last name can be, you're a dickhead.
Yeah, absolutely.
Beck, too, doesn't sound like a dickhead last name.
It does. It kind of sounds like a first name.
It does.
I mean, it's my first name.
You're in there, yeah.
My middle name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's your show business. As far as show business is concerned, it's your name.
Yeah, exactly.
You know? But yeah, like, because last names can definitely, it feels a little
prep school-y.
Right.
But I think you guys are good. Hodges, it feels almost like a working class
last name.
Yeah, absolutely.
You know?
Yeah, that's kind of, that's kind of where I came from.
Love that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good working class family from Detroit.
Love that.
Well, are you scared though? Because like, giving a kid a last name, first name,
you are in the danger zone of raising like a prep school kid.
Right.
Are you also now, this is always my worry when like you start off a regular
person and you get to be on like SNL and movies and shit.
Yeah.
Are you scared of having like a dickhead child who's like rich or whatever?
Oh, because, because I.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah, 1,000%.
Oh, of course.
Yeah, in LA.
Yeah, oh man.
We like moved, I mean, we like Northeast LA.
Sure.
But like as far away as possible from like, we like really don't want to do
private schools.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I mean, the thing about like, I mean, there are some private schools
that are fine, but like there are certain private schools in LA where it's like
the parents have so much money and they're famous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's just like, what does that do to the, I don't know.
I mean like.
And even if your kid, you do your best to like have your kid be normal, it's
like, oh, he's going to school with James Cameron's son.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's going to suck.
He's going to go over to James Cameron's house, James Cameron's house, come
home and be like, this place sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why don't we have three movie theaters?
Yeah.
Why don't we have like.
Why don't we have a Pandora jungle gym in our house?
Why don't we have the Titanic under the pool so we can swim through it?
This sucks.
This fucking sucks.
Yeah.
Why can't we jack off to Rose's tits?
He's got a big picture of it and we don't even have a big picture of anyone's tits.
Feel free.
It's just like you can do anything there.
You're supposed to be restricted as a child.
Those kids have no restrictions.
Yeah, dude.
They're just jacking off all over the place.
Whatever movies their father directed with tits in it, they get to jack off the
stills of them.
They're losing their minds.
I saw George Clooney recently.
He was like, yeah, we want our kids.
They're raising their kids away from Hollywood.
Oh, good.
He's like, I didn't realize he had kids.
Yeah.
I think he's got two.
Okay.
With Amal.
Amal.
That's a big one.
That's a cool.
You got to check.
You got to tip your cap to Clooney for ending up with Amal.
Yeah.
She's an actually cool, interesting person.
You know, I mean, I don't know her.
Yeah.
I've never talked to her.
But she seems like.
Oh, we go way back.
Me and Amal.
You doing Amal?
Yeah.
We talk about like UN shit and like, you know, laws and shit like that.
The UN is so fucking next level, dude.
I just love to get into it.
And do it with her.
No, you're right.
What the fuck do I know?
She could be a piece of shit.
But she seems cool.
But she seems cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Never had, like, almost never having heard her speak or contribute to anything.
Like, I see her vibe is.
Yeah.
And she, by the way, is hot as shit.
She's hot as shit.
So it's like, he picked like a smart diplomat lawyer, but she wasn't busted.
No, no, no.
She still looks like a.
She was female Clooney kind of.
She kind of was.
She's got that dark sort of classic.
Totally, totally.
But they're like raising their kids on a farm in France.
And he's like, I just want a normal life for them.
There's no way that life is normal.
It's too far the other way.
It's too far the other way, man.
It's too far.
You turn the dial way too far.
You got to be careful because, like, you're like, oh, I feel like with raising
kids.
I mean, I have no fucking clue.
Nobody knows.
Yeah, how old's your kid?
He turns four in December.
Oh, hell yeah.
But, like, you're like, oh, I'm going to raise him with this.
Totally.
And then they, like, often end up being like, I fucking hate that.
Yeah.
I just want to go the opposite way.
Yes, yes, yes.
You know what I mean?
And then it's like, oh, you want your kids to kind of, like, yeah.
Like, I get you, like, want to have them have a certain life.
You want to let them do their own thing.
Of course.
Like, I don't want, like, my kid to just be like, yeah, dad.
Like, I'm an actor like you and I'm into everything that you're into.
And we're best friends.
I mean, that would be better than, like, fuck you, dad.
I hate you.
Of course.
But, like, I want, you know, you want them to do their own thing.
You kind of want to, like, I feel like you want to, like, keep it vague enough.
Totally.
You know, like.
Give them some options.
Give them some room.
Give them some breathing room.
But you can't have them be, like, somewhere in a face.
Like, a farm in France is, like, that's not the real world.
That's not the real world.
You literally, they might as well be wearing 3D goggles and living in Pandora.
Yeah.
They might as well think they're avatars.
Yeah.
They're going to, like, talk to real kids and they're going to be, like, not
have any cultural
references.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
And be like, I don't get this.
And they're just going to be not well equipped.
George Clooney, Amal, you're blowing it, guys.
You're blowing it, Clooney.
Get those kids in a big city and get them an iPad.
Let them watch Mr. Beast.
Did you say Mr. Beast?
Huh?
I thought you were going to say Mr. Bean.
Let them watch Mr. Bean.
Come on.
They need to be with him.
I know, yeah.
They need to be getting the cultural references.
They got to be cool.
They got to watch.
Yeah, I mean, that is funny because I think about that, too.
Like, my brother had a kid.
My friend has got a, you know, kid.
And, like, I'm very much in the, it's like, you know, holiday season.
You're going home.
And I'm like, oh, I want to, like, show these kids.
I want, they're going to be cool kids.
They're going to not watch, like, dumb cartoons.
They're going to watch.
They're not going to watch Paw Patrol.
They're going to watch something.
No, they're going to watch fucking shit that I liked.
Or they're going to watch Pee Wee's, you know, whatever.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying.
Pee Wee's are like.
And no baby's going to give a fuck about Pee Wee, unfortunately.
No, absolutely not.
Their brain has been, is mushed by, like, computer-generated bullshit.
It's so, it's all computer-generated.
It's so fast and sexy and glossy and, like, fake.
I'm like, oh, like, wide-eyed.
You can't compete with that.
No, you really can't.
Pee Wee can't compete with that.
You try to, like, give them, like, good music.
And they're like, no, I just want to, whatever.
Right.
You don't want to be, because that's the other thing.
It's like, even if it takes, then they're the kid.
Like, you remember a kid growing up who's, like, everyone's listening to
fucking, you know, whatever, Spice Girls.
And he's like, I like Steely Dan.
Right.
And everyone's like, shut up, you fucking pussy.
I had a little bit of that to you.
Well, I was, like, very, like, anti-conformist.
That was the word that really was buzzy back then.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I grew up in North Suburbs of Chicago.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, hell yeah.
And, like, yeah, I remember being, like, I like classic rock.
Right.
And just being clowned on by my friends.
Totally.
And just, like, I remember, like, one of the dads dropping us off at a dance.
Being like, yeah, Beck gets it.
And I was like, yeah.
And, like, that's definitely stuck with me.
Yeah, that's who you want to hang out with.
If you are interested in girls at all.
Right.
Just listen to some regular music.
Of course.
Whatever.
I like this music.
Yes, yes.
But I was like, fuck that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I like fish, widespread panic, because my brother was into it.
And I was like, yeah, man, I'm not all about the man.
And, like, the fucking corporations.
And so instead, I just listened to people just, like, plug away at their guitar
for a half an hour.
Of course.
Like a big field.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like the actual parties happening over here.
People are doing drugs, looking, you know, maybe touching a titty or two.
And you're, like, you're watching dueling Wonderwalls at, like, a fire.
Yeah, yeah.
You're on the djembe.
Yeah, yeah.
You're on the djembe, on the jam.
The guy who couldn't play the instruments but hanging out.
Absolutely.
Just kind of playing quietly.
Tough guy to be.
But, yeah, yeah, you got to, you want to, you want to tap into the, a little
bit of the culture.
Sure, sure.
And it's also, like, inevitable, I think.
Like, I just can't even imagine.
Like, it's so funny to think this, like, you know, going home, visiting my
family, seeing my little fat nephew.
He's, like, not even a year old.
I'm, like, what the fuck is the world going to look like in 11 years?
No idea.
What the fuck kind of weird shit is he going to be into?
Is his first girlfriend even going to be a human?
No, probably not.
I just read that on the, I was reading, I was scrolling on the way here in the
cab.
And I was, like, oh, get this shit out of your head.
You don't want this in your head before you go talk.
But one of the things I saw was one out of five teenagers has had a
relationship with AI.
Or knows somebody who has.
Which, by the way, that's, that reporting's ridiculous.
Because that means, like, a horny 14-year-old was, like, do you want to suck my
penis?
And the AI's, like, yes, your penis is awesome.
And he's, like, nice.
Do you have big tits?
Yes, I have big tits.
Please.
Right.
Splooge all over them.
And they're, like, that's a, he's just sexting a fucking robot, basically.
I would definitely do that.
Yeah.
I mean, that's definitely, like, when you put it that way, that's above, that's
a step above porn.
Visual, you know, pictures, videos.
Oh, yeah.
If they get some pictures in there.
Because I think, essentially, it's, like, the way, again, in a world before
computers, people fucked everything physically.
Yeah.
Including, like, livestock, like, couches, pillows.
But, like, people would put their dicks in pumpkins.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, American Pie, a classic.
Especially with American Pie, like, what can I eat up?
Yeah.
I was too fat to desecrate a pie like that.
Yeah.
But I thought about it.
I really considered it, but I never did, ultimately, for fat reasons.
Yeah, for fat reasons.
Because I was like, man, I kind of want to have this pie.
I'm going to, oh, damn it.
Every single time.
All right, this time I'm, wo